Angelina Jolie seems to know when the tabloids are reaching a fever pitch with their “Brangelina is going to split any minute now, because of Aniston!” stories. Angelina knows. And then she offers a few little crumbs. The crumbs come from the UK’s OK! Magazine, and the quotes are directly attributed to Angelina, not from some mysterious “source”. It could be a made-up interview, but probably not.

In the mini-interview, Angelina just talks about how happy she is. She says she feels “more fulfilled” than ever, and she and Brad always find time to “collapse” on the sofa. Oh my God, “Angelina Collapses”! That’s the headline, right? Actually, what’s interesting is that OK! is claiming that Angelina is 28 years old. Not so much. She’s 33.

Angelina Jolie says she’s happier with her life than she has ever been.

The actress, who is raising six children with Brad Pitt, loves the way her life has changed since becoming a mother.

Angelina, whose mother Marcheline Bertrand passed away in 2007, said she feels “more fulfilled” than she ever thought she would be.

She said: “I’m much happier and more fulfilled than I thought I would ever be.”

The 28-year-old [sic] has never struggled to juggle the demands of her personal and professional life, but says Brad has found it more difficult to adjust.

She says having so many children can be a strain on your sleeping habits but always finds the time to “collapse” on the sofa with Brad in the evenings.

From OK! Magazine (UK)

So, Angelina is happy. That certainly takes the wind out of some sails. This little interview is the equivalent of saying “nothing to see here, go away.” But of course we have to overanalyze. So what did Angelina mean when she said “fulfilled”? She was talking about sex, right? She was either talking about sex or Aniston, of course. That’s all she ever talks about. She’s plotting, I know it! My apologizes, I was just trying to figure out what the comments would look like.