We haven’t heard much about annoying couple Heidi and Spencer of The Hills lately, but they’re determined to change that. They never made their Mexican wedding official in the States despite pledging to do so, and now they need to pull something fast to get headlines. The boring blond pair is said to be planning their scripted breakup in an attempt to meet their contractual agreements with a tabloid. The whole thing was planned long ago, according to Star, and they’re said to be earning $200,000 for all these non-stories about them:
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have split! The twist is that the separation is right on schedule: the paid have a $200,000 deal with a tabloid for four cover stories and they have already delivered three, including their fake elopement. The last one, says a friend of the couple’s, will detail and upcoming – and totally planned – breakup. “The actual story has been written for weeks,” the friend reveals. Of course, a rep for the couple denies it completely, but the friend says not to worry: “They’ll get back together.” Assuming the price is right, that is.
[From Star Magazine, print edition, April 13, 2009]
Heidi and Spencer were just photographed slobbering all over each other for the paparazzi so they’re either trying to build up a portfolio for the tabloids to use when they run this eventual story or want to counter the breakup rumors. I would bet it’s the former and that they do have a breakup deal in the works. There were rumors last year that Heidi was going to fake a pregnancy for publicity and she may have done that, but like a real wedding the commitment luckily proved too much for her.
What’s next for these two if they break up? Will they fade into obscurity after failed attempts to strike out on their own? Their tired brand of of vapid storebought beauty only goes so far. Surely they want their own reality show deal, either together or separately. At least if they break up we may be rid of them temporarily, although like every other stunt they pull it’s just for show.
Heidi and Spencer are shown out in LA yesterday. Credit: ODuran / Fame Pictures
I’m starting to like her.
Him, I can do without.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I’m kind of disapointed because I have a subscription to US Weekly which means I have no choice but to buy this mag and thus support their rediculousness.
I agree with above though, I don’t mind Heidi that much but Spencer SUCKS. Even if every move he makes is premeditated fabrication.
LAME!
His beard stubble is top on my list to go.
you know hedi is a really nice person is just she cant be her own person she cant make her own decision and she cant get rid of that idiot spencer. i mean she has lost her best friend lauren. he made her mom cry he kicked out hedi siter out of their appartment without telling hedi. what kind of boyfriend is this!!!
BREAK-UP-WITH-HIM-I-CANT-MAKE-IT-ANY SIMPLER-THAN-THAT
This duo should close their mouths and open their wallets to hungry children and the homeless…then I will buy into their fakelationship.
No amount of cosmetic surgery can place a look of intelligence on a face, that much is apparent.
@ HEB, at least you’re not paying cover price.
I wish there was a law that precluded people from intentionally pulling stunts for publicity. And I don’t mean to promote a movie and such, I mean twats like these two. It could called Speidey’s law.
All I have to say is LOL at her shoes! Those are hideous, just wow.
um sara, im not sure if you have realized this or not but…THAT SHIT IS ALL FAKE. its for t.v. hun, not real life.
wow.
that is one fugly couple.
Everything about them is so fake, I don’t think Heidi and Spencer are their real names.
@Sue D. Nimm – I think you’re on to something…
I can’t believe they would actually fake all this garbage just to make some money. Although I suppose it’s necessary – all Spencer does is lounge around on his lazy arse, and I’m pretty sure the only job he had was telling Brody he was pretty while they scoped the clubs. Classy, really.
As for Heidi, I wouldn’t be surprised if Bolthouse doesn’t exist.
These people just need to go away. They must be absolutely dull if they have to make trash up just to get their name out there. Such sick, sad, shells of people.
Why can’t these two bimbos just STFU and go away?
EW.
THEIR SHOES MATCH!
Except hers are those hideous heels.