“Alexander Skarsgard’s Tarzan abs are here for your viewing pleasure” links

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Here is your first look at Alexander Skarsgard in Tarzan. This film seems like a total mess, but yeah… he looks really hot. [LaineyGossip]
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  1. Yoohoo says:

    YUM-EEE!!!

    • NYer says:

      I’ve said it here before: he’s a prawn. (Lose the head, keep the body.)

      • I Choose Me says:

        I hate myself for agreeing with you because by all accounts he’s a really nice guy. Sweet and fun but yeah. Yummy body but I’m totally meh on his face.

      • Cricket says:

        I think he looks like Kevin from Home Alone grown up. Some of his facial expressions from True Blood just so reminded me of Macauly Culkin as the kid in the movie.

      • Fran says:

        MORE FOR ME! I keep it all (and you still suck a prawn head btw).

    • LeAnn Stinks says:

      Kaiser,

      You summed this up perfectly, the movie looks like a bomb, but he looks totally hot.

      NY’ers shrimp reference is very funny, however, I think he has a sexy face. But, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I always said my ultimate blonde brigade would be Alexander Skarsgard, Travis Fimmel and Charlie Hunnam. 🙂

      • Who ARE these people? says:

        It’s like 2 loaves of challah running down his tummy. New Yorkers, amiright?

      • GlimmerBunny says:

        That’s a SOLID list. I wouldn’t say no to any of those blonde hotties! I’d add Chris Hemsworth to the list too.

      • silken_floss says:

        It’s like 2 loaves of challah running down his tummy…
        Perfect description LOL! *thumbs up*

  2. Maya says:

    When it comes to Alexander, my feminist qualities goes right out of the window – he can go Neanderthal on me anytime and I will willingly become his slave☺️

  3. Kasia says:

    His body may be hot, but his baby face…it just does not look right for the part. He was perfect as cold and sophisticated Viking Eric in True Blood, but Tarzan needs more wilderness…I guess someone like Charlie Hunnam would fit better.

  4. Jem says:

    Dammit how am I supposed to go back to work after seeing that? I can’t focus at all now. I think I’m doomed to go wander the parking lot in my underwear now…. Thanks I’ll probably get fired.

    Worth it!!

  5. Sochan says:

    This movie has Tarzan living a London life with Jane, which means Skars will no doubt be using an English accent. I’m not all that confident he can pull one off.

    • V4Real says:

      Why can’t they just have a Tarzan who lives in the jungle and never leaves the jungle. Jane remains in the jungle with him and never looks back at civilization, you know , the way they sort of did with the TV series.

      And why is he wearing pants? I want the Lions cloth.

      • FLORC says:

        Lol V4Real
        Scrolling down my 1st thought it “8 Pack” and then “Why pants?”
        Disappointed.

    • Malificent says:

      He’s good with accents. His American accent is solid — you can only hear the Swedish peeking through on some of the vowels if you listen closely.

      • Sochan says:

        American is the ONLY accent he does. And that’s pretty much his actual, real accent when speaking English. So that doesn’t count.

    • cr says:

      It starts with him living in London, and he’s called back to the Congo. So possible English accent, but also why he has pants, and no loin cloth. Though I suspect the pants will become less and less as the movie progresses.

      • Sochan says:

        And why long hair? And why so beefed up? That is not the physique of a London man in the Victorian era, which is where we’re supposed to find Lord Greystoke having lived for the past 10 years.

  6. Amy Tennant says:

    The Farrah thing troubles me. For a multitude of reasons.

  7. Lilacflowers says:

    I will be seeing this film on a large screen. I don’t care if there is no plot or dialogue

  8. Mike says:

    Oh than God the White man has come to save us!! Again!!

    • Naya says:

      Lmao. But who’ll save darkest Africa from nasty poachers if not Tarzan, the white bush baby?!

      Expect an attempt dilute the worst by inserting lots of nice but one dimensional African characters who probably wont even get screen names.

  9. Mia4s says:

    Hahahahahaha! Oh my god this movie is going to be soooo bad! You can feel it a mile away. Just make that picture your desktop image and move along.

  10. Zip says:

    The gap between his abs is looking really weird.

  11. Jay says:

    What is the obsession with the ripped hairless dudes? More body hair, please. Especially on Tarzan.

  12. SuperMoist says:

    Have him washed and brought to my tent. Wait no – just have him brought to my tent.

  13. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    I don’t know…those abs just don’t look real. If I saw that coming towards me, I’d be alarmed. LOL don’t show me anything else, please. 😨

    • Caz says:

      CGI abs? Not cool.

    • cr says:

      Well, then they’d have to have Photoshopped the abs in the naked South Pole pics, taken a few months before filming, or Photoshopped the abs he showed during the last season of TB, shot while he was training for this. He gained 25 lbs of muscle for this.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      I was joking. I meant they don’t look like abs anyone could possibly have. I don’t actually think they’re fake. Good lord.

  14. Nev says:

    I guess Jason Momoa was busy.

    • Size Does Matter says:

      You are so right. What a wasted opportunity.

    • Freyja says:

      Jason Momoa as Lord Greystoke would not work, he is not sophisticated enough.
      Alexander Skarsgard will be great as Lord Greystoke/Tarzan.

  15. Tiffany says:

    I am surprised there was no story about the VS show last night. I did not watch the whole thing but the parts I saw, there was no Kendall and little Gigi. The news of them being invited to walk was more interesting than them on the show. Pimp Momma is going to be pisssed.

  16. bb says:

    I didn’t realize that Tarzan waxed

    • trixie says:

      he’s not waxed actually, he just has very blond body hair so it can be invisible depending on lighting.

  17. Kri says:

    Oohh.Skarrrrrrrsgarrrrd and Jdm.thanks I will take them to go.

  18. Frosty says:

    Deliciousness! Less delicious is another remake of this rotting piece of colonialism. Why not update it to modern times, tweak the story and switch up the casting? Lupita as the lead maybe. Idris would have been a fun Bond, but I understand people’s attachment to a beloved spy franchise. Tarzan isn’t in the same league to me, they could have done anything with it. /steps down from soapbox, curtsies and exits stage left.

  19. moniqua says:

    yeah but can he twerk? can he nay nay?

  20. Madpoe says:

    Ummm…which jungle can I find me some Skarsgard?

    and JDM+TWD=BLISS —> Unless he kills Glenn!!!! Then I demand Supernatural justice! *Crossroad demons on standby*

  21. Naddie says:

    Stellan is better.

    • antipodean says:

      @ Naddie, you are so right,Stellan is sublime. I am in the middle of River episodes at the moment, and it is a master class of superb acting. I love Nicola Walker as well, she is so funny in her part. If you want to know where Alexander and his brothers get their fabulous long legs, just take a gander at pater!

  22. Capture says:

    I’ve been wondering how they were approaching Tarzan. The story seems so anachronistic.

  23. Heather says:

    no why all this awful remakes?????????????????????????? no thanks ill be sure to miss it! hes not that good of an actor paint could act better

  24. dante says:

    He has an 8 pack! I didn’t even know that existed. Thought 6 was the limit.

  25. Camille says:

    He’s gorgeous and has the best body (well maybe tied with Ryan Reynolds) in Hollywood. Yum, yum, yum.

  26. OrangeCrush says:

    Every time I see him, I think of his role in Zoolander as one of the male models who got into a gasoline fight to “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” and died when the gas station blew up. “Orange mocha frappucchino!”

    • Sochan says:

      It was the first — and last — time we got to hear Skars onscreen speaking English in his original Swedish accent. That’s my main memory of his role in Zoolander.

  27. Sarah01 says:

    Wowza! He looks awesome!!!

  28. mp says:

    my sister and I both have seen him IRL at the airport, two separate times! We were both like..yah no. friends refuse to believe it, but truly I don’t see the hotness.

    Also, is anyone else weirded out by his taste in women? The Boz, and now alexa?

  29. LAK says:

    You’d think more muscle on the viking would work, but I don’t think it does. Something about his frame and head doesn’t suit extreme muscle.

  30. Ankhel says:

    ‘If I just close my eyes and pretend he’s not there, maybe he’ll go away. Nope, not working. Oh Lord, is he sniffing me again? He is, isn’t he.’- Jane

  31. Tig says:

    I hope this movie works for him- the movies I’ve seen him in, he’s been pretty bleh. I think he and Henry Cavill have the same issue- whatever it is that makes them so watchable on a small screen gets lost/diluted on a big screen. Doubt if I’ll see this.

  32. Crumpet says:

    Not liking this look on his frame. He has no waist – his middle is blown up way to much in comparison to his shoulders. Oh well – it is just for a movie and shows his dedication I suppose.