Here is your first look at Alexander Skarsgard in Tarzan. This film seems like a total mess, but yeah… he looks really hot. [LaineyGossip]
Sienna Miller looks pretty awful in 1920s drag for Live By Night. [Dlisted]
Jeffrey Dean Morgan talks about joining The Walking Dead. [Pajiba]
I don’t think this hair is working for Michelle Dockery. [Go Fug Yourself]
Stacey Dash was suspended from Fox News. [OMG Blog]
Cherpumple, the pie-cake hybrid: would you eat it? [Jezebel]
Behati Prinsloo looks like she skinned a Muppet. [Moe Jackson]
This is how Sia walks around NYC. [A Socialite Life]
Farrah Abraham joins the long list of James Deen’s accusers. [Reality Tea]
Selma Blair with bangs and no makeup… she looks fine. [Celebslam]
Kylie Jenner is just with Tyga to “stick it to Blac Chyna”? [Starcasm]
Max Zuckerburg has so much hair! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
These new #TARZAN stills are really lighting up the Twitterverse!
https://t.co/vBcZZvpSPz
#TheLegendofTarzan pic.twitter.com/uU0EXGfH2u
— The Legend of Tarzan (@Tarzan2016July) December 9, 2015
YUM-EEE!!!
I’ve said it here before: he’s a prawn. (Lose the head, keep the body.)
I hate myself for agreeing with you because by all accounts he’s a really nice guy. Sweet and fun but yeah. Yummy body but I’m totally meh on his face.
I think he looks like Kevin from Home Alone grown up. Some of his facial expressions from True Blood just so reminded me of Macauly Culkin as the kid in the movie.
MORE FOR ME! I keep it all (and you still suck a prawn head btw).
Kaiser,
You summed this up perfectly, the movie looks like a bomb, but he looks totally hot.
NY’ers shrimp reference is very funny, however, I think he has a sexy face. But, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I always said my ultimate blonde brigade would be Alexander Skarsgard, Travis Fimmel and Charlie Hunnam. 🙂
It’s like 2 loaves of challah running down his tummy. New Yorkers, amiright?
That’s a SOLID list. I wouldn’t say no to any of those blonde hotties! I’d add Chris Hemsworth to the list too.
It’s like 2 loaves of challah running down his tummy…
Perfect description LOL! *thumbs up*
When it comes to Alexander, my feminist qualities goes right out of the window – he can go Neanderthal on me anytime and I will willingly become his slave☺️
His body may be hot, but his baby face…it just does not look right for the part. He was perfect as cold and sophisticated Viking Eric in True Blood, but Tarzan needs more wilderness…I guess someone like Charlie Hunnam would fit better.
Dammit how am I supposed to go back to work after seeing that? I can’t focus at all now. I think I’m doomed to go wander the parking lot in my underwear now…. Thanks I’ll probably get fired.
Worth it!!
This movie has Tarzan living a London life with Jane, which means Skars will no doubt be using an English accent. I’m not all that confident he can pull one off.
Why can’t they just have a Tarzan who lives in the jungle and never leaves the jungle. Jane remains in the jungle with him and never looks back at civilization, you know , the way they sort of did with the TV series.
And why is he wearing pants? I want the Lions cloth.
Lol V4Real
Scrolling down my 1st thought it “8 Pack” and then “Why pants?”
Disappointed.
He’s good with accents. His American accent is solid — you can only hear the Swedish peeking through on some of the vowels if you listen closely.
American is the ONLY accent he does. And that’s pretty much his actual, real accent when speaking English. So that doesn’t count.
It starts with him living in London, and he’s called back to the Congo. So possible English accent, but also why he has pants, and no loin cloth. Though I suspect the pants will become less and less as the movie progresses.
And why long hair? And why so beefed up? That is not the physique of a London man in the Victorian era, which is where we’re supposed to find Lord Greystoke having lived for the past 10 years.
The Farrah thing troubles me. For a multitude of reasons.
Yup.
I will be seeing this film on a large screen. I don’t care if there is no plot or dialogue
Plot and dialogue will only distract from the view.
IMAX!
IMAX 3D!!!
There is an IMAX theater about five minutes from my house. I am going to request, no, DEMAND that they show this movie. In 3-D. I will get there three days in advance to get my preferred seat.
Oh than God the White man has come to save us!! Again!!
Lmao. But who’ll save darkest Africa from nasty poachers if not Tarzan, the white bush baby?!
Expect an attempt dilute the worst by inserting lots of nice but one dimensional African characters who probably wont even get screen names.
OMG best comment of the day.
I think that is exactly what will happen. A few simple minded but peaceful savages to be his Man Friday
Hahahahahaha! Oh my god this movie is going to be soooo bad! You can feel it a mile away. Just make that picture your desktop image and move along.
The gap between his abs is looking really weird.
Right? I wonder if there’s some paint or CGI going on there.
What is the obsession with the ripped hairless dudes? More body hair, please. Especially on Tarzan.
THIS
he’s not hairless though. At least in True Blood he definitely had body hair. I think because he’s ehm,… blond everywhere (LOL) his hair isn’t that visible
Seems very unrealistic. Does he bench gorillas in his spare time?
Have him washed and brought to my tent. Wait no – just have him brought to my tent.
And will you be living up to your screen name?
*Giggle-snort*
I don’t know…those abs just don’t look real. If I saw that coming towards me, I’d be alarmed. LOL don’t show me anything else, please. 😨
CGI abs? Not cool.
Well, then they’d have to have Photoshopped the abs in the naked South Pole pics, taken a few months before filming, or Photoshopped the abs he showed during the last season of TB, shot while he was training for this. He gained 25 lbs of muscle for this.
I was joking. I meant they don’t look like abs anyone could possibly have. I don’t actually think they’re fake. Good lord.
I guess Jason Momoa was busy.
You are so right. What a wasted opportunity.
Jason Momoa as Lord Greystoke would not work, he is not sophisticated enough.
Alexander Skarsgard will be great as Lord Greystoke/Tarzan.
I am surprised there was no story about the VS show last night. I did not watch the whole thing but the parts I saw, there was no Kendall and little Gigi. The news of them being invited to walk was more interesting than them on the show. Pimp Momma is going to be pisssed.
I didn’t realize that Tarzan waxed
he’s not waxed actually, he just has very blond body hair so it can be invisible depending on lighting.
Oohh.Skarrrrrrrsgarrrrd and Jdm.thanks I will take them to go.
Deliciousness! Less delicious is another remake of this rotting piece of colonialism. Why not update it to modern times, tweak the story and switch up the casting? Lupita as the lead maybe. Idris would have been a fun Bond, but I understand people’s attachment to a beloved spy franchise. Tarzan isn’t in the same league to me, they could have done anything with it. /steps down from soapbox, curtsies and exits stage left.
yeah but can he twerk? can he nay nay?
LOL
Ummm…which jungle can I find me some Skarsgard?
and JDM+TWD=BLISS —> Unless he kills Glenn!!!! Then I demand Supernatural justice! *Crossroad demons on standby*
Stellan is better.
@ Naddie, you are so right,Stellan is sublime. I am in the middle of River episodes at the moment, and it is a master class of superb acting. I love Nicola Walker as well, she is so funny in her part. If you want to know where Alexander and his brothers get their fabulous long legs, just take a gander at pater!
I’ve been wondering how they were approaching Tarzan. The story seems so anachronistic.
no why all this awful remakes?????????????????????????? no thanks ill be sure to miss it! hes not that good of an actor paint could act better
He has an 8 pack! I didn’t even know that existed. Thought 6 was the limit.
He’s gorgeous and has the best body (well maybe tied with Ryan Reynolds) in Hollywood. Yum, yum, yum.
Every time I see him, I think of his role in Zoolander as one of the male models who got into a gasoline fight to “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” and died when the gas station blew up. “Orange mocha frappucchino!”
It was the first — and last — time we got to hear Skars onscreen speaking English in his original Swedish accent. That’s my main memory of his role in Zoolander.
Wowza! He looks awesome!!!
my sister and I both have seen him IRL at the airport, two separate times! We were both like..yah no. friends refuse to believe it, but truly I don’t see the hotness.
Also, is anyone else weirded out by his taste in women? The Boz, and now alexa?
You’d think more muscle on the viking would work, but I don’t think it does. Something about his frame and head doesn’t suit extreme muscle.
‘If I just close my eyes and pretend he’s not there, maybe he’ll go away. Nope, not working. Oh Lord, is he sniffing me again? He is, isn’t he.’- Jane
I hope this movie works for him- the movies I’ve seen him in, he’s been pretty bleh. I think he and Henry Cavill have the same issue- whatever it is that makes them so watchable on a small screen gets lost/diluted on a big screen. Doubt if I’ll see this.
Not liking this look on his frame. He has no waist – his middle is blown up way to much in comparison to his shoulders. Oh well – it is just for a movie and shows his dedication I suppose.