Here are some photos of Khloe Kardashian out and about on Thursday. She was either heading into or coming out of the gym, which is basically one of the few activities we see Khloe doing these days. Ever since she split with Lamar Odom last year, Khloe has been practically living at the gym, and she’s very proud of her self-proclaimed “revenge body.” She even wrote a book about it. And now E! is giving her a reality show where she teaches other heartbroken people to have “revenge bodies.” Guess what the name of the show is?
Khloé Kardashian has made it through her share of heartache and breakups, and now she’s sharing all that she’s learned with others who are heartbroken as part of a new reality show. On Revenge Body with Khloé Kardashian, the reality star, 31, will work with experts to help people faced with various challenges – from being dumped to losing their jobs – by giving them total body makeovers, according to a statement released by E!, which will air the show.
“Looking great is always the best revenge,” Kardashian said in the statement. “It’s so exciting to be able to mentor these people through their full-body makeovers and I can’t wait to see the incredible results at their final reveals!”
Each of the show’s six episodes will feature two people who will undergo an internal and external transformation by working with trainers, stylists, glam squads and Kardashian herself.
So, it’s like a makeover show for depressed people. Honestly, if this wasn’t being built around a Kardashian’s ass of lies, it’s not the worst concept for a reality show. I like that the “revenge body” isn’t merely about living at the gym, it’s about a whole new life post-trauma, including new clothes, etc. Of course, I would imagine a show about depressed people moving on with their lives post-heartbreak/trauma utilizing ice cream, rom-coms and ugly cries would probably be unsellable as a TV reality show. I would call Revenge Cry with Kaiser and we would get Ben & Jerry’s ice cream and watch Bridget Jones’ Diary and then The English Patient.
What else? Khloe’s boyfriend James Harden is having a bad season, so like so many athlete-girlfriends before her, Khloe is “getting the blame” for her boyfriend’s bad season. During a live chat on her subscription site on Thursday, Khloe responded to those “haters” saying she was to blame: “Suck my d–k and my balls. Someone’s trying to give me too much power. But my p–sy is f–king powerful bro, let me tell you that.” Oh, Khloe. You need to stop using male anatomical references when you lash out at your haters.
PS… it still bugs me that she uses a Birkin bag as a gym bag.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
They really are like cockroaches. That’s alright, eventually those die as well.
“Looking great is always the best revenge.” You don’t see that come up in many theatre plots: Bob got revenge on Bill for kidnapping his wife and burning his house down by going on a diet and getting a new wardrobe. In the third act, Bob got extra revenge when he got a face lift.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Is the fourth act where Bob gets butt implants?
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha I HOPE SO!!!
LMAO, the commenters on this site are some of my favorite people.
Just saw where you and others commented back on the other story about comments not getting through. So glad to see so many others say that! Whew! Thought it was just me. 😉
Comedy gold, Hawkeye.
Aaaaaggghhhhh!!!!!!
As if it is not sufficient having already one Khloe. Now we’ll have clones of mini K’s with huge asses, 2 sizes too small clothes and Hermès bags as gym bags. Huh !
I’ve never watched a Kardashian show or even heard them speak (to my knowledge) but I read about them too much and Khloe always sounds so so so vulgar. Isn’t she in her 30s? I’m certainly not above swearing or anything like that but it seems this kind of language is her norm.
She must be feelng her age and over compensating…..or her admitted addiction problems stunted her brain to an age that makes it where she doesnt mature?
This seems messed up considering Lamar…not that I expected better of this parasite.
Trainers, stylists…something is missing. Plastic surgeons and a photoshopping seminar.Also don’t know what poor animal her bag is made from but didn’t she pose for PETA ? Make it stop…
In regards to that video of her cursing about her vagina and telling people to “suck her d-ck,” she has such a chip on her shoulder. Jessica Simpson and loads of other women I’m forgetting right now have all been accused of ruining their boyfriend’s/husband’s season. None of them have found it necessary to release a video or comments in response.
I don’t know, call me a hater, but I don’t think Khloe’s body is all that wonderful. I see nicer ones in the gym on a daily basis. Her family seems to think she’s a fitness superstar because she works out with a trainer and sweats a bit, unlike them. They all spend too much time in a cosmetic surgeon’s office, and it has been repeatedly documented on their TV show that they pop into their cosmetic dermatologist’s office the way that normal people pop into nail salons; in one episode, Kim and Khloe both asked Kendall “are you getting anything done?” in the same way that I might ask my sister whether or not she was getting more than just a pedicure. Their world is f-cking bizarre. Plastic surgery and procedures are just a normal part of life for them.
I think their obsession with plastic surgery has lowered their standards and they’re just so amazed by Khloe actually putting in some work that they believe she’s some sort of fitness guru now. Khloe’s ass will forever make her look heavier than she is, that was the worst decision she ever made.
To me her body basically looks a few inches thinner (hello lypo) but with her new giant ass tacked on of course she looks thinner.
In the photos above her face looks kinda bloated and I’m not seeing the full body transformation that’s supposed to come with regular gun visits.
Just another Kardashian playing the game.
I agree with your comments about Khloe. For someone that spends that much time in the gym, she has very little muscle definition. And don’t get me started on her ridiculous sized ass. She looks cartoonish. And the way she talks, that vulgarity…..it’s no wonder people cannot stand her. Talk about NO CLASS.
THIS, AmyB, I’ve been saying this for months! The pap pictures we get of Khloe show her at the gym almost everyday, yet her body doesn’t match that..
I DON’T BELIEVE SHE IS A GYM RAT! HER ARMS ARE FLABBY. WHO GOES TO A GYM 5 DAYS A WEEK BUT NEVER WORKS THE ARMS? LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE…
God, she just gets more crass and vulgar with every passing day. It is kind of sad that the one sister who seemed to kind of have her shit together and not be a total moron has surpassed the rest of family in being a vapid, shallow liar.
She can have her show as long as she posts a disclaimer that her body was attained through plastic surgery and butt implants and not just hitting the gym.
This. Exactly.
Someone needs to tell Khloe that as the Kardashian most mockingly called a man she should probably stop speaking for her phantom dick and balls.
Also, her revenge body isn’t sexy. Not one part of it. Countdown till the show gets cancelled?
So is this why she is constantly visiting Lamar? To show off her revenge body to him? What a stupid idea for a show.
No such thing as Klass…
I’m sorry, but I dislike the term “revenge body”. I don’t know why, it just grates on me. When I divorced I wasn’t all about getting revenge on my ex by getting a better body. I was about moving on and not dwelling on the past. It seems so high schoolish to me. And if I want a better body, healthier lifestyle, etc. I do it for me, no other reason. Guess I’m just too old to worry about those things.
So she is getting a revenge body – revenge on whom? I thought Lam Lam was the love of her life, she would nurse him through it all… So much BS.
Great point !
Yes, the whole concept seems ick to me. The assumption is that there was something wrong with you that caused the breakup, that you weren’t good enough, your body wasn’t attractive, your hairstyle was wrong, you wore mousy clothes. So all you have to do is change everything about yourself and magically your Prince Charming will appear and save you. That just isn’t true except on Planet Kardashian. The K Klan has nothing to do all day but look in the mirror, and don’t seem to realize that other people have more interesting things to do even after a breakup. Not the least of which is to work to pay the bills.
And Khloe is hardly the one to help people get more fit or dress better. She dresses badly most of the time, has horrible makeup on a surgically altered face, and doesn’t seem very fit considering all the gym pap strolls. And she hasn’t a clue about relationships. Why is she doing this, again?
@SWAK you’re a healthy woman with a head above her shoulders. Best of luck.
These people aren’t the norm or an exemple and it worries me that they influence the younger generation.
Thanks. And you’re correct, I worry about who the younger generation is influenced by also.
Of course she is…revenge body? Pathetic and laughable bad bc if a girl waits until the guy is out of the picture before she gets off her ass to get cute? Says more about her than the guy. If I was the guy I’d be glad to be rid of the lazy girl. She should always try to be healthy not bc there is a guy or lack of…people’s mentality I tell ya…they dont think about things.
Yeah if all it took was a banging body and pretty face to “keep a man” than why do so many beautiful women get cheated on? Example: Vanessa Bryant (Kobe’s wife).
Unhealthy women are usually insecure and that can lead to a crappy attitude. Healthy women are usually happier bc of good veggies and getting the blood flowing. Notice I didnt say skinny bc that doesnt mean a happy person? This show is just superficial like a Kardashian.
I would watch “Revenge Cry with Kaiser”!!
Me too!! Just make it Movenpick MapleWalnut icecream for me!!
No, apparently the best revenge is canceling your divorce so you retain control of your comatose/severely ill ex’s life instead of his real loved ones.
What about Lamars revenge body? Or Robs? Or all the people in thier lives who od’ed, died, and had duis this last couple years who are in the K circle. So much money being spent to make this whole family a constant media presence! Yuk hide your lying a**es away all of you. Women are more than their appearance and people should be smarter than to give these people a dime!
She appears to be holding a childs sippy cup. First thing I noticed.
Ok so Khloe has male and female anatomy? Good to know.
I do hate when females get blamed when their boyfriend’s sports career isn’t doing well. But with that said, I do think all the media attention and circus surrounding the Kardashians can’t be good for James.
Lastly, when someone is depressed, you literally have to work from the inside out. You can’t just slap some make-up on them and some designer clothes and voila new person ! In that case, Rob should be her first guest. I think this show will be as fake as all Kardashian shows are. It will consist of “hired actors” with fake stories.
I get what you’re saying, but James is a grown man who willingly chose to be involved with her. That’s on him at this point.
Yes, it’s on him now. He may not have realized exactly what he was getting in to at first…so I give him that. But at this point, he should get away from her…far far away. He probably thought he could dodge the media and paps and gave Khloe the benefit of the doubt. He must have realized by now that this family CALLS the paps themselves right? Can he be that dumb? Who knows.
I’m so glad Lamar is doing better. You know, since she obviously isn’t by his side anymore. Don’t all the people who defended her feel just s bit ticked off since she obviously was doing it for attention the whole time? And people bought into it? I would but I am far too cynical to ever believe any Kclan could be that altruistic.
Liar, liar, pants on fire. How can one respect E! now that everyone knows her ass isn’t even real? LOL This is almost like Donald Trump’s bid for President. Surely this is a joke? The woman is a repulsive, over-surguried l-i-a-r.
ok, enough Khloe with that nasty mouth of yours. Seriously. I can’t deal with it. Her fans are young girls and she continues to sound like a Daytona stripper on a bad acid trip after her pimp took away her crystal meth! But, to respond, no sweetie, you’re p*** is not that powerful, let’s just reference your track record with men and the outcome 🙂 bye felicia!
Did anyone see the pics of Kim, Kanye, North, and Saint going to see the doctor? Kim is holding North. Is that allowed so soon after giving birth? She’s also got some killer heals on. I guess this proves she didn’t get a c-section. But even with natural birth, are you allowed to pick up heavy things less than 2 weeks after giving birth?
Wow I just checked and you are correct. No way someone who just had a C would wear 4+ inch skinny heels and carry a growing child that fast! Norths feel would bang/ kick right in the stitched area and you are not supposed to lift anything. Pregnancy deniers rejoice! Lol these Kardashian dumb ****s are horrible humans…
So the Kardashians set a bad bad bad example? I mean by doing and filming that what they do they are suggesting things that might be medically dangerous.
I picked my children up right away. I think it depends on the person and how the delivery went. She really though should not have those heels on when picking up North at this point.
The comments on this site keep me up at night giggling. Her comments…..yikes. Is that really necessary?
Khloe is vulgar with her mouth and a hateful b. I couldn’t stand the baby talk she used to use with Lamar. I guess when the 15-20 year olds tire of this family maybe then they will disappear with their millions.
“Looking great is always the best revenge,” Kardashian said in the statement. “It’s so exciting to be able to mentor these people through their full-body makeovers and I can’t wait to see the incredible results at their final reveals!”
Being great and feeling great and living well is the best revenge. Looks is just the surface. And you can polish the surface as much as you want – if the inside is psychologically kaputt then a polished surface won’t help much.
Jesus, I really don’t want to know how Khloe Kardshian looks like inside = psychologically.