“John Mayer’s trick to keep Jessica Simpson quiet” afternoon links

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John Mayer had a really funny and creative way to get Jessica Simpson to be quiet when they were dating [The Superficial]
Lil’ Wayne says he lost his virginity at 11 year old [Dlisted]
Hugh Jackman has a sexy new haircut [Lainey Gossip]
Mel Gibson Not Tied to Oksana Kolesnikova, Says Pianist’s Rep [PopEater]
– Chortle of the day: Spencer Pratt “Definitely” Pursuing Political Career [MSN Wonderwall]
Bobby Brown get mad at his manager when he doesn’t have enough cash for pizza [Bossip]
Linday Lohan’s Mom Plays Chauffeur [Fafarazzi]
– “The Unusuals”: Unusually Decent (for a Cop Show) [Pajiba]
Nicollette Sheridan Glad To Be Off Desperate Housewives. I bet. Bitter, party of one? [I’m Not Obsessed]
Kirsten Dunst is officially not allowed to dress herself anymore. Or leave the house. Ever. [Celebslam]
– Super Skinny Seth Rogen Grabs Some Starbucks On The Go [In Case You Didn’t Know]
Jennifer Love Hewitt Has Gone Off The Deep End [Crazy Days and Nights]
Shia LaBeouf’s hand will never completely heal [PopSugar]
– [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
– A Couple AnnaLynne McCord Swimsuit Pictures [Egotastic]
– Reese Witherspoon’s confusing game of baseball [Hollywood Tuna]

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  1. Liz says:

    “My new thing is that I always take my bubble baths wearing a tiara … I am a grownup who bathes in a tiara. One that I got from Disneyland.” -JLH

    Wtf?

  2. Hieronymus Grex says:

    He keeps re-inflating her lips so she can’t talk ?

  3. ! says:

    What black man *hasn’t* professed to losing his virginity at a young age? Every black man I ever had sex with (double digits) always claimed it.

  4. cherryblossom says:

    I used that trick on my sister in law. It works wonders!

  5. irl says:

    How can I shut John Mayer up?

  6. ChristinaT says:

    she’s so orange… i hate this trend… it’s like hollywood has ceated a new race…

  7. lrm says:

    Um,did we NOT already know that Mayer was using Simpson? At least with JA,I think they were using each other,like two consenting adults.
    Mayer is so ridiculous.
    I honestly liked his music when he first came onto the scene. Then his real ambition [fame whore]surfaced,and now I cannot even appreciate what talent he might have. And here I thought ‘hey,here’s a musician who says paul simon is his idol;he’s in this for the long haul,is a real musician…and he’ll get better with age. hmphf…]

  8. Annie says:

    John Mayer’s a Dbag through and through but oh man, I LOLed big time when I read this.

    I wanna high five him for that.

  9. Ned says:

    OMG Jennifer Love Hewitt is even crazier than I thought.

    Oh, and John Mayer has no limits when it comes to exploiting even further the poor victims that had to endure his presence.

    This guy is so obsessed with publicity he doesn’t even care the main message is that he a jerk who brags about being a jerk.

    I think those 2 crazies should get together.
    They both can’t really love or see anyone but themselves.

  10. Kat says:

    Wow, that’s impressive. John Mayer has tied with Jamie Kennedy for Douchebag of the Decade.

  11. Sunnyjyl says:

    Ick!

  12. IvyMades says:

    Strange how people gloss over the fact that Lil Wayne was raped. If it was an 11 year GIRL who was molested people would be screaming bloody murder. However, because it happened to a guy who society perceives as “tough” it’s okay to make jokes about it? (referring to Jimmy Kimmel).

  13. L says:

    @IvyMades- I was thinking the exact same thing!!!!!
    He was totally manipulated!

  14. Ned says:

    IvyMades- I went back and read, and
    sadly, you are right. He was raped.

    No joking matter.