Spencer Pratt thinks he’s qualified to be a politician. Let’s see: fake attitude, self-absorption, bad hair, horrible girlfriend/wife, and absolutely no intelligence. Sounds about right for most politicians.
It should be pointed out, Spencer and Heidi are self-declared Republicans – even though they seemed rather wishy-washy about last year’s presidential race. For a while, they, like, totally supported John McCain. And then they were seen in Obama t-shirts, so who knows? So if Spencer Pratt ever does turn up on a ballot, it will most likely be on the Republican ticket.
But what will Spencer run for? In his own words, Spencer says “definitely going after mayor of LA and at least governor, but I’ll prob stop at governor.” “Prob stop at governor”? Excellent. That’s going to be my new thing – I’ll prob stop sometime soon.
Love them or hate them, Heidi and Spencer are equal-opportunity appreciators of all their fans, followers, and even haters. It’s hard to disparage their happy attitude and genuine thankfulness for everything The Hills has given them over the past few years.
Spencer on getting into politics: Yes. Definitely running. Don’t know if I’ll be getting elected any time in the next century or so. But definitely going after mayor of LA and at least governor, but I’ll prob stop at governor. I mean if people were really pushing for me [to run for president] at that point, I’ll probably have to step into that role. That pressure may be a little much. I’ll start with California because I love California so much, that I could have that passion for my state and my birthplace.
[From Pop Sugar]
So… he’s going to “start with California” yet at the same time he’s going to “prob stop” at governor? In Spencer’s mind, that probably doesn’t contradict. In his mind, he’ll be elected mayor of Los Angeles, then governor of California, then he’ll move on to run as governor of New York, or maybe Wyoming, just for laughs. After that, he’ll prob be appointed to the governor-generalship of Douchistan.
What kind of political spouse would Heidi make? Chuckle, chuckle. But if Heidi starts comparing herself to Jacqueline Kennedy, I’m going to barf. Is Heidi behind this? I doubt she’s smart enough, so no, prob not. Okay, okay, I’ll prob stop.
Here’s Heidi and Spencer at Prima Bistro in L.A. while filming ‘The Hills’ on April 10th. Images thanks to WENN.com .
he reminds me of the Abominable Snowman in those stop action holiday specials..
http://www.crossingwallstreet.com/archives/MN013_ABOMINABLE_SNOWMAN.html
Has to find his way out of the closet first though.
This is about as likely as hell freezing over. Its not going to happen. Go read Heather Mills’ ‘diary’ in this month’s Vanity Fair (page 108.) Its tongue-in-cheek, and I’d like to think the SP story is as well.
must… not… beat… into… a … bloody… pulp…
Governor Douche.
Does anybody like these two? If so, I implore you speak up and explain yourselves please. Help me understand.
@ Kaiser: Girl, many many times have you made me laugh (I think the technical term is ‘spew anything in my mouth all over my monitor’),but today? I will prob stop at p!ssing myself! ;-D
and then he wants the public to knock his teeth down his throat
That picture of him is perfect for dart throwing.
I think I dislike them even more because they are “smart” enough to have gotten rich off of these shenanigans. Ugh!
Well he’s already the Mayor of Doucheville, so he’s got experience.
I’m clearly being punished…earlier today I thought “Huh, that gruesome twosome hasn’t been in the press lately.” Then this happens. -_-
On a side note, I’m SO glad that I don’t live in California or Wyoming.
LOL at Douchistan!
TOOL.
I was going to say Doucheylvania.
please tell me this is a joke??
You know, after months of looking at this idiot, I’ve finally figured out who he reminds me of: Bigfoot from Harry and the Hendersons. It’s the smile. Look at a clip on Youtube. The resemblance is uncanny.
mairead; I will prob hold him down while you administer some pulp action
lol Melissa, you’re right!
I’m sorry…who is this dickwad again??
Please don’t give these freaks anymore attention. They just feed off the press and everyone keeps saying how annoying Speidi is but yet everyone keeps reporting their stories!
maybe we can send him to alaska…i think he and palin would get along just fine.
*my apologies to the good people in alaska*
Jeebus! What in the heck is that?
Ah, Melissa says it might be a species of bigfoot. *Prays* that someone, (Give in to the urge Mairead) will make it go away. :’)
audrey- are you refreshing your browser every time you click on a link or even back to the celebitchy homepage? On certain computers my responses would disappear, but turns out you just have to refresh often… if that’s not it, sorry, just a thought!
“Well he’s already the Mayor of Doucheville, so he’s got experience.”
Lmfao. I feel so juvenile, but that really did cause me to laugh out loud for real.
I truly didn’t think it was possible for someone so insignificant to be able to disgust me so much, but he has accomplished that.
What really sucks is I truly think this is his goal, so then I feel like I fell right into his little trap…. and I just have to say it… how does someone that hideous looking get so much vageene? It is truly mind boggling, he has the kind of face that induces violence in people because it is so smug looking. Ugh. Money talks I guess, so not a world I want to live in.
Oh hell no.
Who let these two trolls out from under their bridge?
I didn’t think I could actually hate people I’d never met til these two came into my life. It’s the faux irony and mocking tone he uses that irritates the most. Like, ‘I’m joking…or am I?’.
Hideous inside and out. Like that horse-child Cyrus.
This was just so awesome: “After that, he’ll prob be appointed to the governor-generalship of Douchistan.”
LOL Mairead
Is it bad that I want to punch his hamster face?
No, it isn’t. We could prob. end the economic crisis if we set up a “pay to punch” booth for these two…
😆 That there’s a vote-winning proposal, brilliantly uniting all sides. Bodhi for Governor!
Thank you, thank you!! 😀