Remember back in the day, when the biggest worry about Lindsay Lohan was that she seemed too serious about older boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama? Was that the beginning of the end? A case could be made for “Wilmer: The Start of the Downward Spiral”, but at some point we have to acknowledge that Lindsay screwed up her own life, on her two drunk, cracked-out feet.

I brought up the Wilmer-Lohan romance of 2004-05 because Wilmer himself is talking about Lindsay. While gossip bloggers and gossip lovers are ripping out their hair over La Lohan, Wilmer is telling us all to chillax. Wilmer says of Lindsay: “She’s a good girl. She’ll figure it out.” What…? She’ll figure what to whom now?

Despite all her personal dramas, Wilmer Valderrama isn’t worried about his ex-girlfriend Lindsay Lohan, whom he dated when she was 18 in 2004.

“She’ll figure it out,” he told Usmagazine.com Wednesday at the “Handy Manny” Earth Day event in NYC. “Out of respect for her privacy, I don’t want to say too much. But she’s a good girl. She’ll figure it out.”

Lohan, who is now 22, is keeping a sense of humor about her split from Sam Ronson and personal woes.

In a new Funny or Die video, she mocks the eHarmony dating service and her recent Us Weekly interview. In the clip she says she’s looking for someone to spend the rest of her life with, “or at least the rest of my probation with.”

From US Magazine

Does Wilmer have a point? Will Lohan figure it out? Des she have another comeback in her? Does she just need a new hair style, a new boyfriend and a new job and everything will be okay? My answer is no, but a new hair style and a job would probably work wonders temporarily.

Meanwhile, the editors of OK! Magazine are some of many asking what Lindsay’s next step will be. Their answer: another rehab stint. OK! reports that Lindsay’s relatives are trying to convince Lindsay to try to kick the sauce and whatever else she’s been doing. Lindsay and Dina even got into a screaming fight over the Easter holiday – all about Dina’s desire to see Lindsay get clean. A source tells OK!, “We’re all trying to convince Lindsay to go.”

In the predawn hours of what should have been a peaceful Easter, Lindsay Lohan and her mother, Dina, let loose with a world-class shouting match. The scene was Lindsay’s rented house in a quiet — normally — part of Hollywood Hills.

From upstairs, neighbors could hear Lindsay cry, “Mom, stop it!” “Enough!” “Quit it!” Why was Dina harping on her troubled daughter? To persuade her to enter rehab, sources reveal.

“We’re all trying to convince Lindsay to go,” a relative tells OK!. Since her split with Samantha Ronson, the actress’ life has spun out of control. Downing vodka shots at a party 24 hours before the Dina dustup, LiLo, 22, seemed “absolutely smashed,” a partygoer tells OK!. “She looked lonely and lost.”

As OK! Magazine revealed exclusively, Sam’s sister, Charlotte, and mom, Ann Dexter-Jones, asked Beverly Hills police how to get a restraining order against Lindsay. “She’s furious because we tried to do an intervention,” Charlotte told the desk clerk.

Can anyone save Lindsay from herself? “We want what’s best for her, and I don’t think she knows what that
is,” her relative says.

From OK! Magazine

Remember how I said that a case could be made for “Wilmer: The Start of the Downward Spiral”? Dina’s chapter will be called “Dina: The Epicenter of Disaster”. Dina is the woman who went clubbing with Lindsay when she was a sixteen and seventeen. And now she’s getting all sanctimonious about Lindsay going to rehab? It’s enough to make me need a drink.

Here is Wilmer Valderamma, the voice of Disney’s “Handy Manny,” at the Launch of the Generation X Garden in New York on 4/15/09. Credit: PRPhotos. Lindsay Lohan is shown out on 4/8/09. Credit: Fame Pictures.