“Dude, remember that time we wanted to like, run for governor of Wyoming?” Famous last words of one Spencer Pratt, pothead. Star Magazine is reporting that Spencer and Heidi Montag are total stoners. A source claims to have seen them at The Farmacy, a medical marijuana facility in California. This is the place to go if you have an actual prescription for the doob.

The source says, “It’s not like Heidi and Spencer seem sick or anything… I can’t imagine why they would need to be there.” Uh… does medical marijuana cure douchiness? Does it rescue an ailing body from stupidity? How about “chronic” vapidity? If Spencer and Heidi get stoned on a regular basis, it could answer some nagging questions though. Star Magazine has more:

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are going to pot! And Star has learned the couple may even be card-carrying users. They were spotted going into The Farmacy, a medical marijuana facility, in L.A. just before closing time on April 3. No one gets beyond the dispensary’s lobby without a doctor’s recommendation, one worker says.

In California, people suffering from chronic pain and other illnesses can get a medical marijuana card with a doctor’s prescription. “It’s not like Heidi and Spencer seem sick or anything,” says a witness. “I can’t imagine why they would need to be there.”

Their rep — who did not deny they bought pot — says the couple were there for a Web-based reality show. But it seemed they didn’t want anyone to know! The usually flashy duo went incognito, wearing jeans and tees with matching sunglasses.

“They were definitely trying not to be noticed,” says the witness. “I guess they don’t want their fans to think they smoke!”

Unfortunately, Spencer may have let the cat out of the bag on April 9 when he posted a picture online showing what looked like a giant bong sitting on the couple’s kitchen counter!

One thing the pair isn’t trying to hide? A reality wedding! As reported, although Heidi and Spencer already said “I do” on camera, the couple will tie the knot legally during a sunset ceremony in Pasadena, Calif., on April 25. The details are still under wraps, but one thing’s for sure — it’ll be smokin’!

[From Star Magazine]

Not that I’m admitting to anything, but say you’re sharing a bowl with Spencer and Heidi. You look over and see Spencer’s face. How much would he kill your buzz? My stomach flips whenever I see Spencer or Heidi, and the nausea overwhelms me. So munchies would definitely be out. And you just know – just by looking at Spencer’s smug face- he’s an inconsiderate pot-smoker. The kind of guy who leaves the bowl covered in spit. The kind of guy who takes an extra toke off the joint. Ew, my stomach just flipped again. Here comes the nausea.

Speaking of overwhelming nausea, here are Heidi and Spencer changing into new outfits after having lunch and visiting/posing at Grange furniture store on Melrose Avenue on April 8th. Because this is a totally normal thing to do. Images thanks to WENN.com .