Madonna and Jesus are back on! First, the two versions of how they broke up in the first place: either Madonna dumped Jesus to get a more wholesome image for Mercy’s (now failed) adoption, or Jesus dumped Madonna when … I don’t know, his contract expired? He realized he was dating a woman whose cheekbones kept “growing”?
In any case, Madonna and Jesus went out for a little dinner with friends last night in New York. They had Italian, and afterwards Jesus and Madonna canoodled in the backseat of Madge’s car. I wasn’t prepared to believe they’re really back on until Madge takes him to the Kabbalah Center. As it turns out, she did! Before dinner, she took Jesus to for a little private worship. It’s on!
Madonna had just enjoyed a dinner date with on/off lover Jesus Luz and a few pals in New York.
They tucked into some Italian nosh at Morandi before leaving separately, only to link up once more in the back of Madge’s waiting car.
Earlier in the evening, they were seen leaving the Kabbalah center, once again avoiding being pictured together.
The pair have yet to confirm whether or not they are still an item, but the Brazilian model is certainly a dab hand at perking up his reported missus following her recent adoption woe.
Madge returned to the US empty handed after her bid to adopt baby MERCY JAMES was blocked by a Malawian court earlier this month.
She’s lodged her appeal against the decision and has been backed by the tot’s family.
[From The Sun ]
Because it seems like everything Madge does is for public consumption, what does this public outing mean? Does Madge think she can have her cake (Jesus) and eat it too (end up adopting Mercy)? Does Mercy’s failed adoption have anything to do with Jesus? Were Madonna and Jesus on a break? Does Jesus really have feelings for Madge? Did they sign another contract?
My guess is that Jesus is an order of small fries short of a Happy Meal, and he liked being taken care of in Madonna’s lap of luxury. They probably had something like a mutual split for various reasons. When Mercy’s adoption didn’t go through, Madonna looked around for a shoulder to cry on – first Guy Ritchie’s, now the shoulder of Jesus. How long do you think this round will last?
Just a thought, but maybe there never was a “break” per se, and he just left for awhile to go do some modeling or something. It is his job, after all.
One thing I notice in every single photo of them is how utterly BORED he looks. She must not be as stimulating as she thinks she is…
Their coupling makes me nauseous.
She must have given him a raise.
Maybe they were keeping the relationship on the DL while she was attempting to adopt Mercy
I think “were Madonna and Jesus on a break” is one of my favorite lines ever. LOL
The crazy thing about Madonna’s face is that the guy she goes to (the guy who stuffs her face with filler) is absolutely CRAZY LOOKING. I saw him on a documentary about plastic surgery and he kinda looks like Hannibal Lechter’s mauled victim from the movie Hannibal. Terrifying. She’s not that far behind.
Jesus — Jesus looks like a teenager beside Madonna!
Next, Sean Penn
What is it with Vadge wearing such ugly coats? A multi millionaire and she can’t get a decent coat?
This story (at least those pics) are several weeks old.
I definitely think the so called break-up was just for show while Madonna collected Mercy. Everything with her is about projecting a carefully crafted image to the public, then she wonders why people criticize her and doubt her sincerity.
Jesus needs a new coat. And that hair, can you imagine what kind of gnarled forest he has ‘down below’???
May be she should stick with the little boys like Jesus here and leave the little kids alone.
Dee – I’d like to check out his “gnarled forest” down below. :0)
Totally agree vee. Everything this woman does is about herself, anyways. Who breaks up w/someone just to adopt a child from a conservative Christian country? Then, when the adoption doesn’t go through, back comes the toy boy. She’s a huge fake.
“Coo Coo Ca Chu Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know…whoa whoa whoaaaaaa…..”
i see nothing wrong,,,he is a hot stud ,which she craves,,shes a ridiculously wealthy world famous lady ,and he is loving every minute of it,,everybodys happy,,nobody is losing,,who gives a damn,they both know whats goin on
What is wrong with Madonna that she can’t get with someone close to her own age. It is also unfair to her children when she is making an ass of herself. Guy was the best thing that ever happened to her and she blew it.
these pictures are old! I saw new ones of them and am happy to report that he has cut his hair! black curls no longer! much better
Funny how these wealthy older women don’t seem to end of with men of value. They usually get nothing kind of guys without money. Desperate guys that can be brought. When these guys get as much money as they can they end of leaving the older lady.