2016 Grammys Open Post: Hosted by Miranda Kerr & her billionaire

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Here is our Open Post for this year’s Grammy Awards, held tonight on CBS at 8 pm EST and likely go on until 11:30 or longer. I always forget that too, that the Grammys are one of those neverending shows. Your Open Post hosts are two couples from Clive Davis’s annual pre-Grammy party (which was held Sunday night). First, we have Miranda Kerr and her billionaire boyfriend Evan Spiegel. I had been saying Miranda looked knocked up last week, but in these photos, she looks like she’s back to her slim self. So… no billionaire-baby YET. The second couple is… Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger. Are they back together? Are they still split up but just friendly? I have no idea.

As for the Grammys, my God, this is going to suck so hard. Prepare yourselves. LL Cool J is the MC/host of the night. Taylor Swift is opening the night. Lady Gaga has eight minutes to pay tribute to David Bowie. Ellie Goulding is doing a collaboration (her voice irritates me), Justin Bieber will perform with Diplo and Skrillex. Johnny Depp and the Hollywood Vampires will perform a tribute. I’m looking forward to some stuff though: Adele is performing, as is The Weeknd and Kendrick Lamar (not together). The cast of Hamilton will perform. Gary Clarke Jr. is performing Bonnie Raitt and Stapleton, which actually sounds sort of brilliant.

All that being said, it’s going to be a terrible night for fashion, so buckle up and drink something caffeinated, because there are going to be some extreme lulls during this show. We’ll have full coverage of the Grammys, terrible fashion and all, starting bright and early tomorrow. You can follow me @KaiseratCB, and you can follow CB @Celebitchy.

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  1. Ruyana says:

    I’m confused. Isn’t Miranda still legally married to Orlando Bloom? And with her jet-setting and billionaire chasing, who is looking after their little boy?

    • Wopz says:

      A lot of ppl think that they actually never legally married, therefor – no divorce.

    • Dani L says:

      I honestly don’t think they were actually legally married. And Miranda and Orlando each have a nanny to look after him when they’re home or busy.

    • Miffy says:

      Miranda Kerr doesn’t put me up or down but shame on you for pulling the ‘but whose minding the kids?’ line.

      It’s 2016, that boy has two parents both of whom can afford childcare. Single moms are allowed to have jobs that require them to travel and (hold onto your pearls, Doris) can also have a dating life.

      • Ruyana says:

        “Shame on you”? Who are you to tell me what I can ask on a GOSSIP site? I didn’t condemn, I just asked because I’m genuinely curious. So shut up.

    • fiona says:

      I don’t like miranda kerr. I don’t trust this while organic everything, health freak persona crap she puts out. I know first hand that she used to be a heavy smoker. She was also insufferable on a photoshoot back in 2006/07. She’s a nasty piece of work.

      That said, why doesn’t orlando get the whole “who’s looking after the child?!” questioning? She’s allowed to have a life as well and it looks like she cares for Flynn more than orlando does.

      • Ruyana says:

        Trying again. The post was not about Orlando. It was about Miranda. If it had been about Orlando my question would have been the same. fiona and miffy you are not the arbiters of comments and you don’t get to say what is acceptable for other commenters to say. I am old, but you two sound like working mothers with a guilt complex. Get over it. (See how it feels to have others decide what you mean?)

  2. JRenee says:

    Miranda has her eye on the prize, lol.

  3. Kri says:

    God.was she faking a baby bump!? All those poses and coy looks.I’ve seen less calculation in algebra class.They look like they deserve each other.

    • perplexed says:

      That’s what I’d like to know? What a stark contrast to the previous day photos. I wish my stomach would deflate that fast!

      • Kate says:

        I know. I was curious about that too. Surely she isn’t wearing a corset, excuse me, waist trainer. How did she get her belly back to flat?!

    • aurelia says:

      Mirandi wanted peeps to talk and there to be preggers buzz. If the krupp diamond aint on her finger by mid year … watch this space. Things might just happen.

  4. QQ says:

    Im Confused too, Isnt Canadian Goth love Over??

  5. QQ says:

    Also Taylor Swift’s Outfit: God No #GrammyGrandmaPanties

  6. Cynthia says:

    Call me crazy but I like Swifty’s look! I’m also cackling because in any thread about her somebody always come out of the woodwork saying that Taylor is a good role model because she doesn’t show skin like other popstars.. mmm sure, Jan.

  7. InVain says:

    I’m seriously over Swifty’s red lip. And that horrible…dress? Bikini w/ bottom coverup? No idea. Her new hair? Just no. Not feeling the bolt-ons either…I know they’re old news, but in this top from the side…eh.

    I like Selena’s dress. The color is excellence.

  8. michelleb says:

    Well, the cast of Hamilton is performing, so I don’t care about anything else. Let everyone else suck, I’ll have my Hamilton – since I won’t be seeing the show until August.

  9. paolanqar says:

    Ellie Goulding has been messing with her lips. Seriously ridicoulous.
    Taylor Swift looks terrible from head to toe.
    Ugly dress, ugly pants, horrible hair and terrible shoes.
    I’m sure Anna WIntour is desperately looking for her wig now.

    • Tiffany :) says:

      I noticed Ellie’s lip too, it looks painful!

      • Camille says:

        Her lips look so awful! 🙁

        I saw on the E! pre red carpet show that someone on there (can’t think of his name), said that Ellie is working with a new stylist and her inspiration is Rosie HW, well going by the hair and new pumped up lips I can see she is definitely trying out Rosie’s look. Failed it.

      • Kate says:

        When she dueted, you can really see how jacked her upper lip is.

  10. InvaderTak says:

    Swifty stole those pants from the set of I dream of Jeanie and turned them into a Halloween costume version of the prom dress from 10 things I hate about you.

  11. Anon says:

    I’m the only one who think Florence Welch look like a real life painting ? Anyone ?

  12. Kate says:

    Please tell me that Ciara is wearing some impossibly high legged thong – otherwise that is some strategically placed double sided tape with no undies

  13. minx says:

    Miranda Kerr wouldn’t look twice at that guy if he weren’t a billionaire.

  14. Eggland's worst says:

    I hope the rest of the Eagles (specifically Henley) and Don Felder have worked out their issues enough that Felder joins them in the Frey tribute. Glenn’s death should have taught them to let bygones be bygones before it too late. And it would be a nice surprise.

  15. Lama Bean says:

    There is some SERIOUSLY ugly fashion tonight. Worse than I expected.
    Looks like Gaga is back to her old fashion ways.

  16. Franny Days says:

    Demi just shocked me!! I did no know she had it in her. She needs to make an album like Adele and not stupid pop lyrics that hide her incredible voice!

  17. Aarika says:

    That Lionel Ritchie tribute was very nice! That’s what they should have done with the David Bowie tribute instead of having Lady Stunt Queen Gaga doing it on her own. Let’s see how it goes.

    • Sarah01 says:

      Completely agree loved the Lionel tribute.
      Hated absolutely hated the Gaga fest it was cringeworthy.
      She looked and performed like a bad elvis impersonator.
      And so disappointed with Adele, I’m such a fan and she was crappy.

  18. Eggland's worst says:

    Are the Grammys always this, shall I say, uninspired?

  19. Tiffany :) says:

    So far, this Grammys has been really boring and slow. They are even taking up beat songs and slowing them down (Weeknd, etc.). The Lionel tribute got a little peppier at the end, but I don’t know if it was enough to shake me out of my Grammys induced coma.

  20. Pretty blah... says:

    Is that Robin Thicke’s new girlfriend? If it is, it’s really creepy how incredibly similar to Paula she looks.

  21. Louise177 says:

    I just turned the channel to the Grammys. They way the camera kept following Taylor and her excitement I assumed she won Song of the Year. I hate that award show think it’s all about Taylor.

  22. Miss Grace Jones says:

    I’m so happy Kendrick Lamar is apparently sweeping these awards really early!

  23. Pretty blah... says:

    YEEESSSSS KENDRICK!!

  24. Nev says:

    Must see Hamilton.
    Kendrick Lamar is happening as _____!!!!!!!!

  25. Jessie says:

    Kendrick ❤️ 🔥

  26. Aarika says:

    All hail Kendrick Lamar!!!!

    P.S: The cast of Hamilton is amazing!

  27. Cheryl says:

    Is Adele pitchy as hell? What is going on?

  28. Carmen says:

    Adele looks nice. Everybody else looks like they dressed up for Halloween.

  29. Nev says:

    Kendrick is happening.
    Must see Hamilton.

  30. Kri says:

    All of it to kendrick.

  31. Kri says:

    Praise to Demi Lovato.Holy crap.I did not KNOW!!!

    • Miss Grace Jones says:

      I’ve been saying that there have been moments where Demi has shown herself to be an amazing vocalist, but she chooses shitty songs.

  32. Tiffany says:

    Justin Bieber won. Way to add fuel to the fire, Academy!!!! Bastards.

  33. zinjojo says:

    Oh Gaga, who thought this was a good idea?

    • Pamspam says:

      I know. What a mess of a tribute.

    • Nev says:

      She made the tribute like a Vegas act. It wasn’t poignant or touching. Ugh.

      • zinjojo says:

        Exactly! And not even a good tribute act. That was a mess. I’m going back to the Westminster Dog Show to cleanse my brain now.

    • Camille says:

      Terrible in every way.

    • Nimbolicious says:

      Yeah……I get what they were trying to do….they wanted a shape shifter to reflect Bowie’s evolution as an artist. But she stayed Ziggy Stardust the whole time and the effects became distracting. They overshadowed the tribute. They shoulda had Mick, Macca and Ringo do something. His contemporaries. Because no one can do Bowie trying to be Bowie even with a voice like Gaga’s. Nice try though.

  34. InvaderTak says:

    Gaga can go all the way away now. She is just terrible in all possible ways.
    Let’s not forget this while we’re at it:
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    Adele might have been off (and part of that was the sound system right?) at least she didn’t make a clown of herself while doing a “tribute” to a legend.

    • Juliette says:

      Did she really say that or is that some kind of internet created meme? If she did, that’s awful and makes me think a bit differently about her. Also, I think she looked ridiculous tonight.

      • Tiffany :) says:

        That’s not a real quote.

      • InvaderTak says:

        No she didn’t say that. That’s fake. I don’t like Gag but that’s outlandish. I put the wrong link there and now I can’t find the one I was trying to link to. The selfie one of her and Adele where A is makeup less and Gag is posing like a fool in a ton of makeup. It was on twitter or instagram. My point was going to be that Adele went up, sang and wins just doing that. Gag made a fool of herself with that crap tribute.

  35. Carmen says:

    Who is Joy Villa and why was she dressed like a porcupine?

  36. Raven says:

    Didn’t know Bette Midler was doing the Bowie tribute tonight. Cool.

  37. Nev says:

    Alabama Shakes is happening.

  38. AlmondJoy says:

    Already seen a few tweets saying how Kendrick is the problem with race relations today and his performance perpetuates the race war 🙄🙄🙄 and so it begins.

  39. Tiffany says:

    Swifty got AOTY. What a joke. If officially means nothing.

  40. zinjojo says:

    Taylor Swift, album of the year, so predictable, so lame. I’m bummed Kendrick Lamar didn’t win.

  41. Nev says:

    The look on Tori Kelly’s face when Taylor spoke.

    Bahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah

  42. zinjojo says:

    Don’t like Bey’s gown either. Guess I’m kind of an all around hater tonight.

    ETA, I am happy for Bruno Mars winning for Uptown Funk. So something nice.

  43. Eggland's worst says:

    Am I the only one who finds Taylor Swift unlikable?

  44. Jess says:

    I knew Taylor would address the Kanye comments some how. That dress though, Taylor do you not own a full length mirror?

  45. Veronica says:

    He’s no Idris Elba, but as far as billionaire’s looks go, Spiegel’s not too bad. Decently attractive but not exceptionally handsome. Granted, no woman in Miranda’s class of beauty would look at him twice without all those zeroes to cushion him. I guess she’s at least transparent about her ambitions, yeah?

  46. HeyThere! says:

    Sad KL didn’t win AOTY. He truly deserved it! Not that she didn’t, he is just having an exceptional year. Bummed for him. I’m sure he could care less. I feel like TS had already had ‘her time’ to shine.

  47. Melibea says:

    I particularly don’t like Taylor swift’s music and I really don’t pay too much attention to her as a celebrity, but I do think her speech was on point, specially after what happened with Kanye’s song saying she’s famous now because of him, I think it was a classy way to respond to all the crazy things he has said about her.

  48. Patty says:

    1989 certainly didn’t deserve Album of The Year. All of the other nominated albums were better. Is everything a popularity contest these days.

  49. Lulu says:

    I loved Taylor’s eff you to Kanye.

  50. missskitttin says:

    Oh, she sings? I didn’t know! or, why was she there?

    • what says:

      Why was she there? You know why… She is an attention seeker. I wonder why her boyfriend was there… Same reason: he is an attention seeker.