Over the past year, I’ve made the conscious choice to gear down our coverage of Lindsay Lohan. Part of that decision was out of necessity: she’s in London now, she hasn’t been arrested lately and there isn’t a lot of news about her. The other part of that decision was out of disgust: she hasn’t changed, she’s still a mess, she’s still living beyond her means and getting random men to pay for her extravagant lifestyle. These photos are from last weekend, where Lindsay went out to the Chiltern Firehouse two nights in a row. I guess she wasn’t invited to the BAFTAs, huh? Anyway, Star Magazine has this update on Lindsay’s situation:
Star hears that unemployed actress Lindsay Lohan is spending like she’s on the A-list, and it’s finally caught up with her.
“She blows through money and then relies on her wealthy business ‘acquaintances’ to bail her out, but she’s out of favors,” reveals a source, adding that whole Lindsay did earn a meager salary for a play she did in London, she had to pawn $14,000 worth of designer clothing just to get to England and get an apartment! But even that didn’t make a dent in her debts.
“She owes over $100,000 to credit card companies and $10,000 to her sister, plus tons of legal bills,” the source divulges, dishing that Lilo is so desperate, she’s offering herself for appearances at weddings and Bar Mitzvahs.
“Lindsay blames everyone, especially her mom, for leeching off her. But just like with all her other problems, it’s entirely her fault.”
[From Star Magazine, print edition]
My guess? It’s much, much worse than what Star says. Before Lindsay moved to London, she was living with hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt hanging over her. She was a cracked-out hoarder. She financially supported her mother, her sister Ali and her brother. And she was f—king up every job she was given. I would think that right now, she probably owes millions of dollars to various credit card companies, real estate agents, lawyers, bankers, johns, friends, etc. I would also guess that no one wants to hire her for anything other than “escorting.” Which is probably – let’s be real – how she’s been able to live in London. Someone is paying the bare minimum for her upkeep. But what happens when that guy has had enough of her crack shenanigans?
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
She would make a great impact on a bar mitzvah, teenagers today don’t even know who she is.
I wish the media would take the same break from the Kartrashians. That family is the worst and I hate hearing about them multiple times in the same week for doing the same contrived sh*t
+ 1
sadly, I think because the Kartrashians are a family, instead of a single celebrity, is the reason we are still stuck with them. They have an endless source of bullshit attention-seeking behavior to report on so even if one falls out of favor, the rest pick up the slack. ugh, I see it as never ending.
I think her financial situation is way worse then we even know about. She’s living a lifestyle that she can’t afford. On a plus note, it’s been so nice having a break from she shenanigans.
Yes, I was just thinking about how I haven’t read about her on her in a really long time.
The Daily Mail runs news stories about her but nothing to salacious.
She looks totally wasted in these pictures. What happened to the movie she was supposedly working on: Lindsay Lohan is to star in her first film since 2013, a mysterious new project called The Shadow Within. (from The Guardian)? And as usual, blaming everyone but herself.
Coke bloat in the face, too. And that orange eyeshadow isn’t doing her any favours.
Hey any man (or woman) who is dumb enough to get with her deserves it!
I think she’s earning every bit of money she gets…..quite literally. *gag*
He he!! Just when I think who would pay her for escorting, I think of Tara Reid. It really must be an exhausting and sad life. Living out of her bag, scraping buy, hotel rooms and hanging on to a john until he doesn’t want you anymore. Sad
Eliot Spitzer. ’nuff said.
Wouldn’t it be easier to find a job in the business or just open a boutique to sell all the clothes she’s been hoarding. I bet she would make enough to clear her debts.
Someone should really explain to her that her acting career is over. The world knows all about her extra circular activities.
Its not to late to start over at something else.
Oh Lindsay, you don’t have to turn on the red light.
I don’t think she takes care of her stuff at all.
Would YOU want to buy/wear something that touched her skin?? I’d be afraid to catch something *shudder* (Not half joking here!)
what no ‘blowing a kiss’ photo?
That’s the go to pose. I feel cheated.
Don’t forget the over used peace sign.
Wasn’t this headline news back in 2009?
And 2010, 2011, 2012…
That was my thought too, this has been her life for many years now. It’s a shame, but she’s burned every opportunity and second chance she’s been offered.
She really did have so many chances, even Oprah tried!!
Someone pointed me to her Instagram the other day. Yikes. The underlying scent of desperation is overpowering. A lot of luxury travel…paid for by? Several trips to the Middle East….for? I say again, yikes.
Oh and she still likes to bust out the line about “work”. Yes dear, we know you’re “working”. Is she actually delusional or is she self-aware enough to be actively trying to deceive the public. Someday I want to read the book on all this; disgusting and fascinating.
I mean I know most of her problems are self-inflicted, but this is just sad.
…..but her face looks so much better these days.
Is she just going to wear extensions every day for the rest of her life? Jaysus.
At this rate, she’ll be bald in another 5 years.
I was just coming on to say her hairline is receding!
Welcome back Cracken.
Back in 2006-2011 Lindsay was my guilty pleasure. It’s really sad now.
I don’t feel sorry for Lohan because I think she a bad person. I’m not calling her bad because of her addictions, I’m calling her bad because she comes of as an entitled vile little witch. I’m not rooting for her to get her career back on track because I’m not a fool.
I have a serious question: except for the drug abuse, how is she different than Kate Middleton? Oh, never mind. She used to earn her own money to blow through. My mistake.
You know….. the stealing, the lying, the violent assaults, the stealing, the lying…..
Kate has never stolen a van, kidnapping the owner and his friends in the process, in order to go on a high speed car chase after the mom of her ex-assistant, while high on cocaine, and then tried to pin the blame on the guy she kidnapped.
Stealing everything that’s not nailed down. Lying. Treating everyone like garbage. The legal problems. The hooking. The odious family of sketchballs (the Middletons are harmless social climbers who genuinely seem like nice people).
CRACKEN!! I have to admit I’ve missed reading about her.
I LOVE the idea of hiring her for a wedding or bar mitzvah. What exactly would she do? Do I want to know? And why stop there? Baptisms, First Communions, proms, office Christmas party,
bake sales…I feel giddy.
And I also feel cheated out of a blowing kisses photo, dammit….
It’s hilarious in theory but would you want to attend a wedding with Lohan present? Stolen gifts, STDs for the groomsmen, locked out of the bathroom every few minutes while she does another bump… the possibilities are endless.
I guess an open bar would be out of the question….
She was such a little cutie as a child actor. Self-inflicted or not, it’s a real shame what happened to her.
It still baffles me how someone with a rap sheet a mile long and no money could get a visa to live and work in the UK.
As long as she has a mouth and knees that bend, she will have a job and a way around a lot of “sticky” situations.
Lindsay owes $10,000 dollars to her sister? What exactly does Ali do? Last I heard she was trying to be a model but that was a few years ago. I have not heard anything about her career recently
Don’t you know the big news? She’s a singer now. She mostly lipsyncs other people on tumblr, but hey, it’s a start. I have heard her sing for about fifteen seconds – she sounds like a baritone – a pretty low testosterone filled voice. Not very pretty.
So assuming you have something for her to actually do at a wedding or bar mitzvah how would you guarantee she shows up and follows through? Pay her ahead of time and she won’t show up. Pay her when she arrives and she’ll blow it off early. Pay her when she leaves and she’ll show up late.
Omg you’re reading my mind! As soon as I read that I was thinking you’d have to get an actual contract but absolutely shower her with incentives for showing up on time, actually interacting and not being a see you next Tuesday to guests, and not leaving early. Like withhold 90% of the money until the gig is over
Who’s this Egor Tarabasov she’s been nailing for the past couple of months? Other than him being 22 and having a father who’s allegedly a con man associated with the RUssian mob, no one anything about him.
God, I hope he’s wearing protection and pulling out WAY EARLY!!! You definitely don’t want Lindsay to be in charge of the birth control.
Could someone explain to me how she supports her mother, sister and brother if she is so far in debt and can’t support herself? That begs the question, how is Dina these days?
If Lindsay had kris Jenner as a mom she would have been bigger then the kardashians. I feel like they kind of stole her niche, and expanded it. She used to be the morally sketchy fashion girl who was famous for nothing! (Once she stopped being taken seriously as an actress) remember how she used to be papped? How she would popularize trends? Her lips used to change size magically! Her endorsements and fashion lines? If she’s coherent enough she must be so jealous of the kardashians because they succeeded where her family could not.
Kris should adopt Lindsay. I’d watch the hell out of that, and it would probably help. Maybe. (I’ve never honestly watched an episode of anything Kardashian related, so I really don’t know)
The Lohans are actually friends with Kris. They even attended Kim’s ill-fated wedding to Kris Humphries.
“Lindsay Lohan ‘blows through money” – you could have just stopped at “blows” 🙂
And this is precisely what us H8turrds have been saying for years. But of course, the little Lohan fans, ever so indulged in delusions and avoiding reality, will say this whole article is nothing but lies. However, I have yet to hear one valid point from them explaining how she lives the life she lives, other than ridiculous claims of internet ad revenue, product endorsements, and (cough, cough) royalties. She’s worked 2 days in the past 18 months since her budget play ended, yet they expect us to believe that internet ads will pay for her apartment in London, chartered private jets, luxurious vacations week after week, her food and drink nightly at bars, not to mention her cigarette/drug habit? Puh-lease.