I honestly don’t mind the fact that Prince Harry is 31 years old and still single. I just think that Harry minds that he’s single… some days. Harry probably feels pressure from outside forces, that he should be settling down, that he should be actively looking for a bride, that he should be securing his future on a personal level. Harry likely hates that this is the conversation around him, that he’s become the Bridget Jones of the Windsors, that he’s perpetually seen as unlucky-in-love. But I also suspect that Harry enjoys hooking up with ladies and being an undercover playboy too. So what do you make of this Us Weekly story?
Prince Harry wants a princess! “He is fed up with the single life,” a source reveals exclusively in the new issue of Us Weekly. “He’s ready for love!”
The 31-year-old British royal is currently pursuing two women in the U.K. “He’s enjoying getting to know them, but he’s not officially dating anyone,” says the source, emphasizing that the former Army captain is not “just messing around.” Continues the source, “Harry is serious about settling down. He’s single, but he’s putting himself out there to find someone.”
The sexy redhead’s most recent dates follow a New Year’s hookup with an American, former Dior PR assistant Juliette Labelle, while he was vacationing in L.A, as Us Weekly exclusively reported earlier this month. Although the two are still in communication, the Harry source insists, “It’s now just a friends thing because they don’t live in the same country.”
He’s ready for love AND banging two women but it’s not serious AND he wishes he could find a suitable girlfriend but he loves shagging random PR girls? Harry is an enigma wrapped in a contradiction, covered in ginger fur. What I always say about Harry is still true: he meets plenty of women who would be great “marriage material.” The problem is that’s not what he wants.
As for these persistent rumors about the PR girl, Juliette Labelle… we first heard about her in late January and the British and American tabloids have been obsessed with making this happen somehow, and I really don’t know why. Sources claim that Harry and Juliette have been “texting and using a lot of emojis” but Juliette still maintains that she “doesn’t know” Harry. I tend to believe that Harry and Juliette hooked up and they had a nice time together. But Harry is Mr. Love ‘Em and Leave ‘Em and at the end of the day, he’s not going to get hung up on an American PR person. Tom Sykes at the Daily Beast wondered if Juliette is trying to Cressida Bonas this situation and use her connection to Harry to launch herself an acting career.
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Harry ready to settle down? Ha…yeah, ok. That’s a good one.
This feels about as real to me as when the tabloids suggest that Jennifer Aniston is pining away for a baby.
I would love it if he found someone who not only works for a living but is involved in doing some good in the community. I think Will and Kate would have a fit LOL.
My friend and I were talking about this and we think it would be perfect if he married an ICU/ER Doctor. Hard working, gives back to the community, highly educated, etc. Billy and Katie woukd go crazy.
I’m going to suggest some sort of physical therapist that works with veterans.
Trying to ‘cressida bonas’ the situation?!?!?! HAAAAA! That’s so hilariously unfortunate for Cress. Although points for being a noun-become-verb. Just like Google.
I’ll believe it when I am watching his engagement interview.
Scripted by Poor Jason?
“I’m so fed up banging models and socialites and randoms. God, I just wish I was living Prince Williams domestically rich life” – said Prince Hot Ginge never in a million years.
He won’t settle down ever, or if he will, then only with plenty of action on the side. That poor PR guy Whatshisname is really working overtime now.
It’s a shame Charlotte Casiraghi is out of contention — that would’ve been major. Just a little wishful thinking…haha
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So you guys remember back when everyone was like, “Omg no one should be pushing Harry to settle down, he’ll settle down when he’s ready,” and I was all like, “I know, right? We’ve only been on one date. I’m not rushing him.” Well, we’ve been on several dates now. Juliette Labelle is my pen name, under which I write Harry-Potter-based S & M fanfiction (50 Shades of Snape). Anyway, I digress. These stories about Harry finally being ready to settle down are no coincidence. He gave me a silicone ring that came with his vape pen two nights ago, and promised to get me a real one after he asks his grandma if it’s okay. It’s happening, it’s really happening!
Can i come to the wedding?
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“He gave me a silicone ring that came with his vape pen two nights ago.” Genuine LOL!
I think he leaks these periodically when his flings get eye-rolly when he gives them the “ready to settle down” line. We can’t expect him to come up with new material…
Poor Jason. Working his fingers to the bone to get something – ANYTHING – out there that isn’t the press focusing on Lazy Wills’ shoddy work ethic. At least this isn’t full on throwing Harry under the bus, but you can still tell someone is getting desperate.
Are they just repeating articles from years ago prior to Charles hooking up with Diana?
Is he really Love Em and Leave Em though? I had the impression both Chelsy and Cressida were the ones who sort of pulled the plug on their relationships with him.
Not gonna lie, I enjoy a Royal wedding. That’s pretty much my only hurry up, Harry. That and William annoys.