I hope that #ElizabethTaylor is watching over me to see this #icons 🙏🏻 thank you to my #bff @patscar for inviting me to Gstaad for the first time since I was 2 years old 🙏🏻🇨🇭

A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Feb 22, 2016 at 7:02am PST

First thing’s first: I think Lindsay Lohan hired a new publicist or something, because suddenly there are a ton of new stories about Lindsay and her (shady) fabulous life. The above Instagram apparently shows Lindsay and her new boyfriend, 22-year-old “Russian business heir” Egor Tarabasov, because of course he’s only 22 and of course his name is Egor. If this was any other couple, I would care that much about an age difference between two people in their 20s (she’s 29 to his 22). But since it’s Lindsay, I feel really bad for Egor. He has no idea what he’s gotten himself into. Apparently, the Cracken and Egor have been dating for six months or so and he is London-based. I would assume he’s footing the bill for… everything, basically. Meanwhile, a “source” (Dina with a whiskey buzz) went to People Magazine to discuss Lindsay’s fabulous and shady life. Some assorted quotes from the “source”:

“She will never come to Hollywood. The second she lands here, she is followed all day long… People don’t like her in Hollywood, and she knows. I think she’s trying to change people’s perception of her. I don’t think she is going out that much [in London]. She says she’s cooking and at home. [She] goes to Monaco on the weekends and sits on yachts… She sounds more humble and much more calm. I think it was good for her to get away from her family – and she has said [moving to London] was the best thing that ever happened.”

[From People Magazine]

You know the source is a Lohan because in the same breath that they’re bragging about Lindsay weekending in Monaco and sitting on yachts, they’re talking about how she’s humble and calm. Never change, Cracken. Also – Lindsay goes out all the time. She’s always out clubbing in London, or on vacation somewhere sunny and shady.

And finally, Lindsay worked as a “guest editor” for The Sun’s gossip section this week, and she claimed that Harry Styles once arrived at her hotel bedroom “dressed to the nines” just as she was about to go to sleep. She told The Sun:

“I didn’t know it was him. He was in a suit. I said, ‘Well, you’re very good-looking — can I help you?’ That was it. He was like, ‘I’m Harry. Gavin and Michael sent me here.’ I was in bed. I was like, ‘I’m going to bed but it was nice to meet you.’ It was 2am, I had just come back from an AA meeting. I looked like s*** too. I was wearing a big hotel robe, I had a slip under it. It was not a good look. I was watching some really cheesy movie too. You could totally hear it in the background. It didn’t click who he was at the time. I told my sister the next day and she was like, ‘Wait, are you kidding me? Do you understand? Do you have his number? Can I have it?’ ”

[From The Sun]

Harry apparently claimed that his friends had tricked him into coming to her room, and Lindsay finished the story with: “I saw him in LA recently. I think it’s probably awkward on both our parts now.” Wait, I thought the source said she doesn’t go to Hollywood anymore? RIGHT? The rest of the Sun story is the same-old Lohan crap, she’s really changed this time, you guys and she’s gotten into “meditation,” which I swear I read as “medication.” Anyway, this has been your Lohan update. She’s still a cracked-out liar and a user! Shocking.

Photos courtesy of Instagram, Fame/Flyet.