Now you have to give credit to Paris Hilton for trying something original to get attention in the post-prison lull. Britney, on the other hand, uses the same tired half-naked ploy except she adds water to the mix.

These women are working the media, and we just broke our Paris and Britney ban thanks to their antics. It’s been two and a half weeks since either of these women were mentioned on Celebitchy other than in a link post.

Britney is alienating everyone in her life as usual, filing suit against her mom and serving as her own manager. Her “cousin” Alli is no longer in the picture and she’s now palling around with a male bodyguard. She was said to have had a slap-fest with her mom a while ago, which prompted their estrangement, but does Britney need a reason? A sample from Britney’s new single, “Get Back,” has been leaked and it sounds like something a 15 year-old would put together with a bad synthesizer hooked up to a Nintendo. The song is said to be a legitimate sample and the lyrics are available online. (Thanks to IDLYITW)

Paris has a new boyfriend this week, a T-Shirt designer from Australia named Tyler Atkins.

As a commentor mentioned on This is London, I wonder how that charity work she talked about on Larry King is going for her?

Thanks to Mavrix, This is London and FlynetOnline for these pics.