Kristen Stewart and Soko have taken their love public in a major way this week. I think they’ve been photographed by paparazzi for four of the past five days. The paparazzi got shots of Soko leaning in to kiss Kristen on Tuesday, and the rest of week has brought photos of their coordinated hipster outfits and their general togetherness. On Thursday, they were photographed again, this time as they were headed to a dentist’s office. I don’t even know what to tell you. Teeth cleaning? Root canal?
What I do know is that Kristen’s perma-grumpiness seems to be rubbing off on Soko. In previous pap strolls, Soko seemed comfortable in her own skin, happy to be publicly seen with her girlfriend, and generally giving off a vibe that she has an easy-going temperament. But in yesterday’s pap stroll, Soko shot double-birds at the paps! That’s one of K-Stew’s favorite moves in the world. It’s like Soko is finally speaking Kristen’s language. The poetry of flipping the bird to the paparazzi… it was like Soko wrote a special sonnet just for Kristen.
Meanwhile, won’t anyone think of the Twihards? Those poor Twihards, the same ones convinced that Alicia Cargile and FKA Twigs were just elaborate ruses and Rob Pattinson and Kristen really were together this whole time! For what it’s worth, there are very few of those Twihardy headlines going around this week. The only major gossip outlet bringing some old-school Twihard? Hollywood Life, as always. HL has an “exclusive source” who claims: “Rob is very happy for Kristen and only hopes for the best in all her relationships and career goals. He doesn’t have any ill will towards her, they did their time together and is happy knowing she is happy.” So… Rob has given K-Stew and Soko his blessing. If you believe that.
Also: Kristen’s hair is no bueno in these photos. Just, like, run to a pharmacy and buy some shampoo, girl.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
You know those birds are directed at people like us, right?
Totally!
Then maybe they shouldn’t take pre-arranged pap strolls through the streets.
It’s the cap. Clearly, the minute Soko put on Kristen’s “MERCENARIES” cap, she was possessed by the uncontrollable bird-flipping urge. Sharing is caring!
Whenever I see an adult flipping the bird to someone I cringe.
LOl! Excellent!
On another note : saw them in the 3rd today , they were eating at the same eatery than me “bob’s kitchen” , they looked relaxed and quite into each other, all touchy-smiley… other people have noticed them but didn’t care. My satay curry was dope ;D
What’s with the sudden visibility? This girl used to disappear all the time. She has no movies coming out. Promoting the girlfriend’s music maybe? Seems odd.
“…they did their time together…” Hahahahaha! Wow that sounds a lot harsher than they probably meant it to. They dated, they didn’t do 5-10 at Rikers.
I still think that was a total showmance between her and RPattz even though I think she could be bi. I swear I saw an interview once and they basically seemed to straight out imply it…I doubt the HL thing is real but lol if he words showmances like a prison contract.
I figured some of the photos were a deliberate pap stroll because she wanted it out that she had a new gf plus perhaps she finally got fed up with the insane twihards who stalk her and Rpattz’s family and friends and the ones who think they are secretly married….so she went super, super obvious with “I have a gf.” The rest tho is weird. Only theory is that a lot of the gossip blogs still think gay relationships are “escandalando” and therefore think they are pap-worthy. I mean Soko is sort of famous in France, but not that famous, to get the paps after her like that.
@DIV “Only theory is that a lot of the gossip blogs still think gay relationships are “escandalando” and therefore think they are pap-worthy.”
+1
How can one explain the minicoopering with the Snowhite director?
I think that people are more han black and white.
She just does not like to give too many explanations to the public, taking a page out of Jodie foster’s apporach.
I think KS is very , very pretty, washed or nit, but her 30 yr old gf gives me a vibe of Terry Richardson or a toddler in her outfits. Too tryhard.
she is bi unless she identifies differently. she’s dated men and women, so that’s what it is. i’m bisexual myself and it bugs me when people assume monosexuality when there’s evidence of none. yes i know, some people that identify as lesbian and gay have dated people of the opposite gender in the past, but it’s up to the person to decide how to define themselves, if at all.
@ell
Oh, I agree…I’m fluid and I kind of hate the bi-erasure and such that goes on which is why I said she could be bi…. I just never really bought that she and Pattinson were like a real couple, or at least the entire time the Twilight series was going on, since so much of it seemed so showmance esque….so the twihards shipping is weird to me as is Hollywood Life’s hang up on them that Kaiser mentioned.
“she is bi unless she identifies differently”
and then: “it’s up to the person to decide how to define themselves, if at all”
These two sentences contradict each other. I’m pretty sure Kristen hasn’t announced that she defines herself as bi, so I don’t see how any of us can do it for her and say “she is bi” or “she’s a lesbian who has dated men in the past” or that she’s pan, or whatever else.
I don’t get this rush to label her if she’s opted not to label herself.
Straight outta Forks, Washington.
True story: BH graduated from Forks High.
I’m really enjoying their outfits. Especially Soko and her pink sunglasses.
+1, and I find Soko’s pose while flipping birds hilarious. They are very entertaining!
Perfect pathetic pair.Enough said.
I think that the paps are especially assholey to Kristen; I’ve heard a crazy bunch of homophobic and mysogynistic stuff they yell at her in those raw videos and its awful. Whether they do it to get a reaction or because they are bigoted dbags who know that they can get away with doing it to her and not say Emma Stone is irrelevant imo. I cant blame the victim for responding to a bully. Soko is probably now getting a dose and reacting to it too.
I completely agree. We don’t know what was just said to them. We know that the paps DO have a history of saying awful things to Kristen. It would be very hard not to respond to that. F*ck the paps as far as I’m concerned.
Also, this isn’t my style but I like it. She always looks comfortable and Herself and that is key. It’s a tomboy-ish skater style and it suits her.
Not even a fan but I think these things need defending.
How old is the Soko chick? Because she dresses like she is 14.
I think she is 30. I agree with you, but Kristen also dresses like she is 14.
By grumpy I’m sure you meant ~edgy~. I tried to be positive in the last post but nope lost it again. They can both go away now.
I’m wondering if the paps asked after the wellbeing of the unfortunate banana from yesterday.
Meh, honestly I’m whatever when that happens even though I think it is silly since Soko is giving the paps what they want. They do tend to shout a lot of homophobic nasty stuff tho at KStew and maybe that’s why Soko went from being easy going in front of the paps to flipping the bird. I wonder if Soko flipping the bird annoys KStew though since while she used to do it all the time she seems to barely, if ever, do it nowadays.
ROBSTEN UNBROOOKEEEEN !!!!!!
Sorry, I wanted to say it, at least one.
meh. they’ve been following them for days, they got annoyed in the end, can you blame them?
I like Kristen`s necklace
So when did looking homeless become hipster chic?
If Pattz really said “they did their time together” it sounds pretty insulting – like no feelings or even friendship was involved. If my ex (even ex-friend or ex-colleague) said something like that I’d be fuming.
I was about to post my daily comment about how I think this girl could not be more thirsty even if she tried, but now I’m just gonna say that I doubt Rob gives a sh*t, to be completely honest.
(PS: By “this girl”, I mean Soko, not KS)
Boring!
I don’t get why anybody cares about Kristen Stewart. She’s not really attractive, she doesn’t do anything and she looks perpetually pissed off. Why is she somebody that Celebitchy writes about constantly? I know I’m out of the loop but somebody please fill me in on what’s so special here.
I think Kristen is really interesting. I hate the way she dresses in her regular life and this Soko chick looks particularly ridiculous. But on the red carpet and in modeling photos, Kristen can look beautiful. Her skin and eyes are gorgeous. Not sure what’s going on in her personal life – her ex girlfriend is tweeting sad stuff and I’m surprised she is dating someone who is so active on social media. But if she’s happy, more power to her! I’m god celebitchy covers her.
I think she is completely stunning. Her skin is gorgeous. When she makes an effort and wears decent stuff she is lovely
I like Kristen … Simply because she doesn’t exist FOR the paps…. She doesn’t give two shots what the Hollywood clones think, and she does what she wants…. Compared to the lypoed, pumped, plastered fake, she’s refreshing
I think Kristen is great.
Soko, can I offer you a glass of water.
And a bar of soap…?
RE: the shampoo thing – I disagree
Her natural hair is lighter than it is dyed AND she has fine hair (just like me!) – my hair often goes like this when it is clean just because it is uncooperative. I usually straighten my hair after washing even though it is naturally straight or otherwise when I sleep, my hair all parts at the back and won’t sit flat. My hair looks just like hers now and it’s not dirty.
Also – stop ‘body policing’! If it’s the way for someone like Kim K, you should also not do it to anyone else.
From social experiment standpoint it’s somewhat interesting to see how people are so indignant when they think others ( especially some they don’t like) are policing women’s bodies and shaming them but can turn around and do the same and call it their opinion.
Not sure about her hair, but Kristen’s jeans in their newest pics are dirty, no need to argue about that. Maybe she put them on because of the many shower & shampoo comments? Ah, no, she doesn’t care, I forgot.
Does anyone else think that FKA Twigs and Soko would make a better couple?
OMG. You read my mind. Those two would be perfect together. And BTW – they both kinda give me the creeps. Don’t know why – just something weird and off-putting about them.
They need penis, maybe then they wouldn’t be so bitchy haha
what a crass and uneducated person you sound?
It was a delight knowing that such outdated brainless fossiles still exist in there raw and wild form… maybe I should reach the natural science department so they can collect such a rarety…
They are funny to me. I click on their posts just to see what Soko is wearing. I also find the comments about her outfits funny too. Maybe K is at a point of wanting someone fun and finds Soko interesting. It isn’t like Soko doesn’t have a career of her own.
Paps do say mean things just to get that money shot. They can get downright nasty and hostile. Maybe one was yelling insults to them and she snapped.
Good.for.her.all.stars.do.it
Over at the looney bin (the HatersKnowNothing blog) there is a big article about how this romance is all a stunt and that Rob is in on the joke. Evidently (according to said blog) Rob and Soko have known each other for a long time and now she is doing him a huge favor by pretending to be Kristen’s girlfriend. The reason for all this subterfuge – so the general public won’t realize that Rob and Kristen are married and have two little girls.
It’s alarming and mind-boggling how obsessed these Robsten fans are – reading the blog will make your head spin.