I hope Rocco Ritchie enjoyed his extended holiday, because sh-t is about to get REAL! Here are some photos of Madonna returning to the UK after wrapping on her Rebel Heart tour. That irony never fails to amuse me, by the way – Madonna made such a big deal about #RebelHeart this and that and all of these famous rebels, and then when her son rebels away from her strict authority, she freaks out like her whole world is ending. Anyway, these photos of Madonna arriving in Heathrow… she looks freshly Botoxed, right? Her face is unnaturally smooth.
The British papers have breakdowns of why Madonna has come to London. We know that she and Rocco have been in communication for most of these past four months, and we know that she’s been trying to persuade him to come home (to New York) and he has refused. We know that she’s tried bribing him with promises of how much freedom he’ll have under the new Madonna 2.0 regime. He’s still not buying it. We also know that the family courts aren’t really buying Madonna’s drama either – she’s thrown everything at Guy, even accusing him of “kidnapping” Rocco, all to no avail.
For now, the UK courts say they have no real jurisdiction over Rocco’s custody, so a New York family court has set a June 1st date for a tentative hearing. It seems like the lawyers and the judge really want Madonna, Guy and Rocco to work this sh-t out privately. Which is why she’s in London now. To see Rocco. And possibly to throw a bag over his head and extraordinarily rendition him back to America.
This is what I hear when I look at these photos.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
hahahahahahahahahah Sorry No Comments cause the Headline alone Made me lose it cackling … Her #rebelheart son.. I wonder if he gets the cords around the face photoshop when she sees him
I don’t know what Madonna did to her face but it’s an improvement. She doesn’t have pillow face.
Right?? or maybe is the glasses softening the blow? IDK but she looks less tight and hard, softer..
That’s probably it, idk but her skin looks so smooth. Maybe it’s just recent work done, whoever is the plastic surgeon kudos to him/her.
I was going to comment the same. She looks great here. Hopefully, she can learn to be a little nicer to her son, who’s going through the hardest phase of human life, even worse than mid-life crisis, which, as Madonna knows, can be pretty tough too.
She looks great!
The Ego has landed.
(LMAO)-the Ego with a Joker smile….
LOL Kaiser thanks for pointing out that hilarious bit of irony! Yeah, if she’s gonna glamorize the whole rebel thing, well…I guess it’s glamorous when SHE fancies herself a rebel, and annoying and heartbreaking if her child is rebellious. Hmm. I guess it is true. You do reap what you sow.
Hee. Hee. Hee. I dig the Darth Vader comparison as well.
All I can see are the measurements on the jacket. Are they photoshopped??? WTF???? They are hurting my brain.
No. They’re not photoshopped. Maum. Perhaps she’s on to a new trend that we know nothing of, like underwear as outerwear or the exposed zipper…? I haven’t yet decided what I think of it.
As for Rocco, I can understand her determination to see him attending school (DM made a big deal about this) and her concern that he went off on a holiday with dad and family during school time. My English friends tell me it’s been Easter break, though, so schools were closed. She needs to be understanding of Rocco’s desire or need to be with his dad right now, and if she can take the higher road, it will go a long way to Rocco reconnecting with her sooner, rather than later. It’s not as if he’s dossing in a share house or sleeping in a car – he’s with his father in a not-too-shabby home, with people who care about him at least as much as his mother does. As long as he’s being cared for, loved, supported, educated etc., that’s really all that matters. He’s going to legally be an adult in a couple of years anyway, so her best bet is to leave that door wide open for when he’s ready to walk in again.
I feel a bit sorry for her.. but at this point she should just take some distance and let things rest for a while. there is no way she can convince a stubborn teenager to do what she wants. I also feel sorry because Rocco’s dad is a douchebag, instead of trying to smooth things out he tries to stir shit even more. After all those millions he got after the divorce you would think he could at least try to be the grownup in this mad story.
+1 on Guy Ritchie being a douchebag. This custody battle has been about their relationship not Rocco.
Rocco has his own legal team, and in the U.K. they are advising him, and he gets his own say in where he wants to live. So much of this is his choice.
They will also have a guardian ad litem in the US for Rocco. Someone not associated with the lawyers of either parent.
The Son of a Bitch tweet Rocco apparently tweeted days ago was out of line and so rude. Guy should be more on top of things. Rude.
Madonna’s middle name is rude. She loves rude. She’s the world’s biggest celebrator of rudeness, and flaunts & practices it everywhere she goes. I wonder where her son learned it.
That was a fake page
What’s up with her ears? They look like they have a fold of skin in front of them….oh, I get it, her face has been pulled so tight the skin is being held in place with hooks over her ears. Never mind.
Oh, and it’s time to ditch the fingerless gloves Madonna, it’s not a fashion statement, we know you’re just hiding your hands which, unless you get hand replacement surgery, will give your age away.
I agree, it looks like she’s had her facial skin pulled back and sewn into a flap next to her ears, yikes, a frightening look, and yes to ditching the fingerless gloves. It’s pretentious and ridiculous, just wear full gloves if you’re so sensitive about comments on your hands. It must be exhausting to try to keep up this pretense of being younger when she’s older now. Poor Rocco, it’s got to be embarrassing having a mom so desperate to fit in with the cool kids, and then putting his private parts and his life all over social media and her concerts to share with millions of followers when he’s a young teen trying to figure out life. Well no wonder he ran to another country to get away from her. I hope she can leave him in peace to have some semblance of a normal family life, instead of forcing her unhealthy, sexually aggressive, workaholic, narcissistic lifestyle on him.
OMG. HER EAR!!!! Wtf????????
IF she was smart &truly loved her son, she would let him be where he wants to be! Pressuring him and demanding that he be with her will only drive him further away. Later on they may be able to have a loving relationship, hopefully anyway. But it has to really embarrassing for him to have a mother who acts like she does on stage! I know if she was my mom, I’d run as far away from her crazy as possible!
All I’ve read is she’s accepted that he’s staying. It’s that she is concerned about his schooling and also wants to discuss visitation, when he comes etc, to have some control and agreement over that. Many teens lose interest in visiting a parent who lives elsewhere. My nephew did often, and it was hard to push him to go to another town to see dad because all he cared about were his friends, and it was hurtful to his father. This is two different countries, and they haven’t been face to face. I don’t see a problem. It’s necessary for all to sit down as custody is changed and agree on many things and she has a right to have an opinion on his education. She is his mother and has a right to be concerned. I imagine she will go there also to visit, and she needs Guy’s support to tell his son he needs to see his mom and siblings and not blow her off. They need to work together because he is a moody teen, and Madonna needs to support Guy and Guy needs to support Madonna.
1) She looks scary, just a different scary than before.
2) Why would NY Courts have jurisdiction? Wasn’t he born in the UK?
3) Isn’t the kid close to 16 now? Why on earth would he not get to decide which parent he wants to live with at that age?
4) Guy may be a douche of a husband, but does that necessarily make him a bad father? I don’t know that it does.
5) She is a douche too.
The New York courts refused to enforce any of Madge’s legal requests and told her to keep quiet on social media and work the matter out privately.
Her “Rebel Heart” rebelled and she continues to this day to talk about Rocco on social media and in her recent concerts, disrespecting both the court and her own son’s repeated requests for privacy. She’s been in the spotlight too long and doesn’t understand that it is damaging to her child, it’s all about her own ego.
In the U.K. Rocco is considered old enough by the courts to make his own life choices, and he is doing so. He has chosen to not only stay in the U.K. but has limited contact with his mom, who seems to be staking him on social media, and to have hired a team of investigators to stalk him at home. Rocco took his social media accounts private. I think this speaks very clearly about how he feels about having a narcissist ego-maniac for a mother who will do or say almost anything about him or his dad to try to get control over him again. I would hate to see my drunk mom dressed in a sexy clown suit trying to ride a tricycle, falling repeatedly, while crying and singing a song in my honor while she flashed baby pictures of me on a concert screen to her millions of fans.
Oh Gawd. What Has She Done To Herself? Pulled beyond belief bad face lift. Just Stop. Oh Madonna. You are truly morphing into Norma Desmond.
The Imperial March for the photos is brilliant and so spot on! Great morning laugh. The doom has landed. Wish I could be a fly on the wall during these talks, if only to watch Madge fume that she’s not getting her way.
My god, that’s looks like Kate Winslet!! How does she have the power?! I have heard of snatching someone’s wig, but she has snatched a whole face!!!!!!!!!!!!!Who is her ps?!
Really Bad.
If she had wanted to work this out peacefully, then she shouldn’t have called Guy all sorts of names, including S.O.B and ‘see you next Tuesday’., and acting like the world’s biggest Drama Queen on her tours and social media accounts as she knew that would be put out on the media all over and Rocco would see it. She also shouldn’t have asked the judge to have Guy arrested during the most recent (?) court hearing. All this just showed Rocco that she wasn’t about to change from what he ran away from in the first place.
Maybe she’s not used to reining herself in to make others more amenable, because she thinks it might make her look weak. But if she was serious about wanting him back based on her changing on her side too (as well as his), then she should have.
She’s just making Rocco more adamant to stay away and be with more ‘normal’ people.
Absolutely.
Great points. All Madonna’s controlling manipulative behavior that Rocco ran away from in the first place has been on display through this whole trial. She refuses to change or to accept that he’s growing up and is old enough to make some decisions about which parent he wants to live with. I don’t think she is capable of changing, she’s too self centered. My guess is that she’ the one who called the paps for this well dressed stroll into the U.K. and gave out the story that she was there to make sure he was in school (a lie) to make herself look like a concerned mother instead of the egotistical stalker she is. I bet Rocco sees through this stuff.
Apparently, she has come to get Rocco back into school as he is with Guy and his family on holiday in the Maldives. Except it’s still easter school break in the UK. Mmm, wonder who planted that story?! What a drama queen. She really cannot handle not getting what she wants.
Kudos for the Imperial March ! LMAO.
HAHAHA IMPERIAL MARCH. Brilliant!