Rob Kardashian & Blac Chyna are looking to sell their ‘quickie Vegas wedding’

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Here are some photos of Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian from last week. Whatever Blac Chyna’s worst critics can say about her, she has done something positive for Rob: she’s gotten him out of the house and she’s gotten him to lose weight. Before Rob got with Chyna, he rarely left Khloe’s house, and nowadays, he’s out and about with Chyna regularly. Is this true love healing all? Or is it something shadier? Well, TMZ keeps getting tons of leaks from Chyna and Rob and I would be very interested in knowing which one of them is doing the leaking. First, TMZ says that Rob and Chyna’s wedding is going to happen and it’s going to happen soon. And the Kardashian-Jenner clan will be invited.

Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna will be married within a year in front of the entire Kardashian family, or that’s at least plan A for the couple … TMZ has learned. Sources close to the couple tell us BC and Rob don’t want a long, drawn out engagement — so they’re already talking about ceremony ideas, and even a guest list. We’re told they’re certain they want Rob’s family to be there. That’s an impressive olive branch since, as we told you … Kris Jenner and Rob’s sisters aren’t sold the engagement’s even real.

As for where they do it — a quickie wedding makes ya think Las Vegas, and chapels are drooling at the possibility of corralling Rob and his famous fam. Reps at the Little Vegas Chapel are offering “Blac Rob” … 2 Elvises, 2 showgirls and a pink Caddy convertible for pick up and drop off. Meanwhile, the Little White Wedding Chapel — where Britney Spears once married (briefly) — is aiming high with a helicopter ceremony above the strip. They’ll even throw in ground transport with a 14-seat Hummer for the whole family, if they RSVP. That’s a big IF, right now.

[From TMZ]

And that’s not all – TMZ also reports that Rob and Chyna are hoping to negotiate some kind of TV deal which would show the wedding planning and the actual wedding, just like Kim did when she married Kris Humphries. You know who would be great at negotiating that deal? Lucifer’s Homegirl, Kris Jenner. But TMZ makes it sound like Rob and Chyna are talking to their own people and negotiating something that would bring in “$150k-$200k each per episode, plus another $500k each for the finale.” The problem is that Rob is still under contract (sort of) with E!, so… there might be some contractual issues.

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Also: Rob trolled Kim by posting this over the weekend.

Had to post this snap my sis sent me. LOL she's got jokes! #KimsCryFace

A video posted by ROBERT KARDASHIAN (@robkardashian) on

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  1. anna says:

    yes! love is real!

  2. aims says:

    I find this hysterical and this couple makes me chuckle. I don’t think it’s sustainable. I guess their joined hatred for Rob’s family is a common interest, it’s not going give them 50 years of marriage bliss…..😬

  3. Lizzie McGuire says:

    I don’t think Pimp Mama Kris is behind the wedding arrangements that’s all Angela Kardashian now. That’s why the K’s haven’t said anything of it because they don’t believe it’s true. So what they do is leak that their plan is to invite the family but if they don’t go at least they tried. Making it seem they’re trying the best to include them. What they are selling I believe Seacrest will buy it, damn Pimp Mama Kris & co.

    • Jwoolman says:

      In the U.S., it’s generally assumed that wedding arrangements are the province of the bride and her family anyway. So Demon Mother can be kept out of it without too much difficulty. Lucky for Rob.

      • India Rose says:

        As someone who has coordinated hundreds of weddings over the past twelve years, I can tell you that’s not actually the case for many couples. Never underestimate an entitled mother’s efforts to take over and make it all about her. (And occasionally fathers of brides or grooms, too.) Narcissism knows no boundaries or province. Makes my job pretty interesting sometimes!

      • Starkiller says:

        Please don’t presume to speak for an entire country, especially when your information is patently false (at least since about 1960 or so). I do not know of a single couple my age (I’m 29) who have not paid for their wedding themselves.

      • Pandy says:

        @Starkiller – huh? All of the underemployed millenials/twenty-somethings I know are definitely hitting up the family for funds. I don’t know any who have fully paid their own.

  4. Lama Bean says:

    I think I read somewhere that he’s lost 59 lbs and has another 50 to lose. I agree-BC may be the queen of revenge but she’s doing something good for him.

  5. Nancy says:

    Khloe has proven that those short engagements are not so….well they don’t work. How long did Kim know Kris Humphries…no that was the fastest divorce. As long as there are cameras rolling and money coming in, I suppose they win…..and here I thought Rob was different than the other spawn of PMK.

    • Jwoolman says:

      Rob has actually known Angela for years. If they’re talking a year before a wedding, they have both Kim and Khloe beat for long engagements. Khloe knew Lamar for only two weeks before they decided to marry, and Demon Mother put together a splashy wedding for broadcast in another two weeks.

      I wish Rob and Angela could think of better ways to make a living than reality TV, they would be so much better off keeping the cameras away. I suppose the easy money is irresistible. But I hope their relationship is real and has gone beyond being revenge buddies. Angela really does seem much nicer than his sisters and the sort of person who boosts him up rather than tries to take him down as we’ve seen his family do so often. He is probably in a better place psychologically now than in his previous relationships, since now he is aware of his mental health issues (such as obsessive-compulsive disorder to some degree and depression). He may be under treatment, but even just knowing what’s going on can be helpful since such things can be relationship-killers. Hopefully he feels he can live outside the Koven also, keeping contact to a level that he can manage. His family and their shows really are soul-suckers. He’s risking quite a bit trying to get into another soul-sucking reality TV show.

      • Nancy says:

        Rob is plagued by his dna. Chyna seems to be a good influence on him, losing weight, putting a hold on his agoraphobia. But…her most recent history is feuding with her ex’s girlfriend, who happens to be Rob’s sister. Of all the people in the world, they end up together. Something’s rotten in the state of California.

      • Jwoolman says:

        Rob may not feel too close to Kylie because of the age difference. He’s just a little younger than Khloe, who bonded with the Jenner kids because she was used as basically a nanny for them when she was a young teen. The parentals even taught Khloe to drive by the time she was 13 so she could drive the younger ones for emergency care if needed, which tells me Khloe was left alone with them. But Rob might not have had a lot to do with them. He went to live with his dad at some point also while still in high school.

  6. Jsilly4e says:

    Are we supposed to be shocked? Because I don’t think anyone is. Still waiting for her workout line.

  7. swak says:

    Rolling my eyes! That’s all.

  8. Jsilly4e says:

    How does anyone with nails that long get anything done?! I would be like an infant. To my husband “Open everything for me.” “Zip up/unzip/button/unbutton my jeans, dress, jacket.” “Cook and clean.” Ok, the last one I say anyway.

    Plus I would constantly be using a nail brush because of all the germs I fear are lurking under those talons. Or stuck pieces of food bleach!!! I would go insane.

    • FingerBinger says:

      How do you do the wipe with those nails?

    • Wiffie says:

      I don’t know how people do it with fakes, but if they are natural, the progression of short to long means you adjust without realizing it. I have longish nails, (not like chynas crazy nails though) and natural, and the only things I can’t do are type (typos galore) and small buttons like on kid clothes. The rest, you don’t even notice you adapt how you do things.

      When I cut them periodically to just past my fingertips, it feels SO WEIRD and I don’t know how do do anything! But same if i were to suddenly just add a half inch. It’s all about the gradual growing.

  9. Suzy from Ontario says:

    Do you think she really loves him? Or is she just using him to get more famous and make a lot of money? I just hope this doesn’t end with him suicidal, especially if he really, truly loves her and thinks she feels the same (if she doesn’t).

    • Wiffie says:

      I thought that too. 🙁 if she is using him, and he’s really bettering his life and in love, i would worry he’d be suicidal if it all went south, or end up in a bigger drug and weight spiral.

      I’m one of the 8 people who have a soft spot for Rob. Those old seasons and episodes where he would cry in family therapy because he was left out, the least favorite kid, etc just made me feel so bad for him. I think he just really wants love, and might overlook someone using him. I hope it’s genuine on her part.

      • artpunk44 says:

        @Wiffie Now there can be 9 : ) I have a soft spot for Rob as well. He’s been scorned by his “family” for so long, it’s nice to see him out and about with Angela. He’s the happiest and healthiest we’ve seen him in years! It could just be a revenge plot, but I’m under the impression that they’re actually in love. I’m pulling for ChyRO to escape the koven’s klutches and find true happiness.

    • me says:

      Neither may be in love. Rob needed female attention and probably would have taken it from ANY female. Chyna needs a new way to make money. A hit reality show it is !

  10. Sam says:

    Let’s be real: the only good thing she’s done for him is pulled him away from the Kartrashians. And anyone who can do that for a person gets an A+ from me.

  11. QQ says:

    Get Your Money BooBoos! I’m so here for any and all of this!, Petty has a new Name, a New Level, new Patron saints

  12. Kelly says:

    I bet there is some serious death gnashing going down with Mama Jenner. The lost opportunity for the family dinner to ra ra for Rob. It must kill them that Chyna is getting so much of the attention and accolades for his actually leaving the house. What a toxic family.

  13. jferber says:

    I don’t think she’ll be bad for him. Look at Melania Trump. She wouldn’t even take Donald’s number before she found out who he was (he told her to ask about him). She called him the next day and now everything is wedded bliss or whatever. What I’m saying is, the very rich DO marry for advantage, and also those with political ambitions. Reality TV did NOT start gold digging, but it’s treated with a lot more contempt than the relationships of the 1 percent. Could it be she cares for him AND her own advantage? I think there are blurred lines. Look at EVERY Kardashian relationship there is. Is there 100 percent true love in ANY of these relationships? Even the parent/child, sibling/sibling relationships have been twisted and tainted. I’d trust Blac Chyna WAY more than any Kardashian. In Rob’s world, she is probably the most innocent and caring person he knows.

  14. lucy says:

    I am suspicious of the entire family and would not be surprised to find this is manufactured drama culminating in a family rapprochement and wedding on the E channel for huge ratings and a bigger payday for everyone.
    And I will continue to curse Ryan Seacrest who is responsible for this pox upon humanity.

  15. me says:

    Rob hasn’t made an appearance on KUWTK in years. If he was contractually obligated, we would have seen him on the show. I think PMK is just a control freak and wants Rob to do a spinoff on E so she can be the executive producer and make sure the Klan is all up in the cameras. If Rob and Chyna do their show with another network, they can literally talk smack about the Klan all they want ! Either way, Rob and Kim have a lot in common. Both of them hide when they gain weight, but as soon as the weight’s off, they are back at famewhoring. I thought Rob was different but I guess he’s learned the only way a Kardashian can make money is buy “pretending” in front of cameras.

    • Jwoolman says:

      It will be interesting to see if the K Klan appears on any show focused on Rob and Angela, and how often. Kim ran as fast as she could to get in front of the camera for Cait’s show, dripping with newfound understanding. She’s never let all the documented nastiness she has expressed about a person keep her from joining in on any camera time they might provide.

  16. serena says:

    I’m sure they’re kind of using each other, consumed by the Kardashian-Jenner hatred they share.. but, Chyna has done in a short time way more than Khloe or the other sisters have ever done for him -health wise.