Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian out and about in LA yesterday. We’re getting to that point in Kim’s post-pregnancy weight loss where she starts to get pap’d regularly in unfortunate outfits. I want to be clear – I think Kim’s body looks fine. I hate when people make fun of her figure, especially since she really, really did not have an easy time with her two pregnancies and she’s been trying to get back on track. But Kim is so g—damn clueless about how to dress her curvy figure. Everything about this ensemble is made of NO. From the crochet skirt (WTF?) to the open-toe dominatrix boots (WTF?) to the boob-cage sheer blouse (UGH), this ensemble is just terrible. I get that she wants to “look cute,” but it’s like she doesn’t realize that there are so many other options for her.
Meanwhile, Kim and Khloe were both blogging (on their subscription apps) about sex this week. Kim ended up admitting that she’s a member of the mile-high club and that she’s banged someone (Kanye?) in a movie theater.
Just a few hours after her sister blogged about having sex for the very first time, Kim Kardashian decided to talk about love during a Q&A on her website’s livestream. One fan was curious to find out if the reality star is a member of the mile high club.
“Am I? Yeah,” Kim shared with her assistant Steph who was reading questions. “But like the private. I don’t think like a public plane…It would have to be an international flight. It was an international, night flight when no one’s like around.”
But could that be the craziest place Kim has ever had sex? Not so says the fashion designer. “Like a public movie theatre, yeah.”
I would imagine it was Kanye for both, right? Kim and Kanye have always liked going to movies, so what would you do if they were in your movie theater, getting down? I would go and talk to the manager… probably. As for having sex on a private plane… I would imagine that would be fun. And isn’t that the whole point of flying private?
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
It must be exhausting to dig up such gruesome outfits on a daily basis.
Not as exhausting as like, speaking like, you can’t like, form a full like sentence.
Like, right?
You, like, caught that too? It’s like, so exhausting.
Speaking of which, Kourtney was on the Today Show yesterday and every other word was “like”…these people sound as dumb as they look.
like, totally.
I wish I could “Like” some comments up here ahahaha no pun intended. But, like, really. That’d be like totally awesome!
Not to mention the nasal monotone delivery. They could all use a good speech therapist.
It’s a southern california thing. Their not the only ones that talk like, uhh, that way. I like her look, especially the skirt.
Awwww I’m so disappointed! I read “crochet” and I had this vision of summery, maybe like beige but also flowing, etc. then I saw that it’s more skintight goth and spandex. Why in the world did I do that to myself?!
MIMZ
Yes
… like I’m starting to believe she MUST be a genius troll
Like, I like, like, that like, she like, likes to like, share things and like, let us, like know about, like, her life and like, stuff like that.
That’s just blatant disrespect to fashion.
@GNAT
I am straight up CRYING at the word “gruesome”. You made my day. Thank you dear friend!
Love that word! 😘
Laughed my arsh off over that comment. This woman is TRAGIC looking. Does she wear a blindfold when she opens her closet door…randomly feel for a piece of clothing and puts it on…then right before she opens the front door of her home…removes the blindfold? Too late to go back and change…so she shows up looking like a total wreck? God…someone HELP HER.
With another top that skirt would be cute. Burn the boots!
Agree.
The only thing more utterly pointless than Kim Kardashian is toeless boots.
Bravo!
Kim K’s thoughts as she goes clothes shopping: Hmm, do you have anything ill fitting and see thru? I’ll take it!
She is too short for the styles she picks. There is nothing wrong with that outfit. It would look great on Rihanna or Kendall.
If you see her in a picture with someone tall like RiRi, she looks like gollum
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Denisemich! You slay me!
The crochet skirt looks cheap & torn and her sex pot top (standard issue for Kim) doesn’t match the overall look.
Definite textile clash. I like the skirt tho. It would make a great throw for my overstuffed chair.
exactly – the entire thing is confused – not to mention it’s Spring. wth.
It’s a cold weather skirt with a hot weather shirt. She can’t ever wear anything that is season appropriate.
Horror of horrors.
I like the skirt. Minus the boots (when will open toed boots die?!) and the sheer top.
And I’ll give points for black spanx on underneath and not nude.
I hate open toe boots. I’m trying to figure out the thought process of designing them…. “My feet get hot when I wear boots in the spring and summer. I know, lets cut off the toe for air circulation!”
I agree, open toe boots are hideous! “I want them banished forever” proclaims the Queen Bee of the big sky state. My virtual proclamation is accompanied by virtual fist shaking! “Begone, ugly boots, begone!”
Is there any way we could keep the boots (even though they are ugly) and banish Kim forever?
Does she not realize how much smaller she would look if she had some of that fat removed from her rear and hips? She would truly look like a different person….. Add crochet to it and BAM, it looks like the side of a barn.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3538641/Kim-Kardashian-shows-derriere-post-baby-body-skintight-outfit-films-KUWTK-Kylie-Jenner.html
I think she likes her rear, which is why she is showing it off. Maybe you would not feel comfortable with that ass, which is why you made that comment…
I think it’s possible to like something and still feel uncomfortable with it.
I have to disagree with you. If she is THAT comfortable with her rear, then why does she walk around in long coats on hot days, and why has she been photographed with jackets tied around her waist?
She really should have returned that arse while the warranty was still valid, unfortunately she’s stuck with it now and she looks far from happy about it, imho.
Always, Sparkle….
Omg! Her butt is ginormous, yet her legs are short and small. She got lipo and more injections in her butt. Looks really bad…thanks for the link. If it was a natural butt, I don’t think OP would have a problem with it. I have never seen a butt shaped like that, real or fake.
Kim’s style has always been more “MISS” than “HIT” in the hit or miss game & don’t think all of it is Kanye’s doing as many people suspect. She’s just very vain and tacky
Speaking of vain… Are her lips starting to look floppy already? Check out the first picture. There’s a certain look women get when they have abused their lips with plastic surgery for too long (think Donatella).
I think she wears completely hideous ensembles deliberately. She must be worried that she won’t get papped if she wears clothes that actually fit her. There cannot possibly be any other explanation for appearing in public looking like that.
I just made a similar comment before seeing yours. It’s done on purpose.
I don’t think the outfit is hideous as much as it’s hideous on her. I even like the boots. But she has a talent of making something that could be cute look really trashy and cheap. Style is finding out what looks good on you not just wearing trends or what your husband wants you to wear.
I understand not commenting on a woman’s weight etc. but when it comes to Kim K it’s hard not to pass judgement on how she’s ruined herself with all the plastic surgery. It goes for the whole family really. Her style is a small disgrace, just goes to show money can’t buy class!
^^THIS^^
I have a similar body type to Kim (short, big boobs). You would think she would know her own body by now and dress it in a flattering way. Especially since she has the money to hire the best stylists in LA!
Sherry, she only ‘needs’ Yeezus.
Amen.
Her contour is on point though. Bitch is glowing like a night light.
She will eternally insist upon wearing clothes that are ill-filling and the antithesis of her body type. Wearing anything inherently comfortable seems to go against every fibre of her being.
Even Lovecraft couldn’t imagine this.
Oh, I’m pretty sure he could. Imagine if Cthulhu was Kris’ dear old Pa. It would explain so much about that family. The world domination, the greed, the many many seaside holidays, the frantic plastic surgery… Cthulhu fthagn!
her bod looks fine but that outfit is 1000 kinds of NOPE.
Thank you Kim, for ensuring that no matter how awful I look heading to the gym (bed head bun, under eye mascara smudges, and whatever I grab first workout clothes combo), I can still take comfort in knowing that there is someone out there that actually looks worse. 😀
@minime and she does it on purpose, shaking my head
I’m more worried about her paralyzed upper lip than her clothes.
I see she still thinks she wears a size 4 and insists on wearing it.
pitiful
I don’t think this is the MOST unfortunate outfit she’s worn……… Also, I really wish she would wear jewel tones because oh god she would look gorgeous. Actually, I wish she would just wear ANY color other than black, white, or nude honestly
I think Jewel colours look good on her, too, Louisa. I’m also short and dumpy, with similar colouring, and wear a lot of black, but I was wearing black when I was 15 and tiny… I love black, but do wear ruby, sapphire and emerald, which I’m told really suit me, and truth be told, I do feel good in them. Unlike me, she can also wear white. I also wish she’d ditch that pasty, nude lip “colour”. It does nothing for her, beyond making her face look like a ball of dough. I’ve seen her wearing deep red lipsticks, which really brighten up her entire face. She seems hell-bent on maintaining her sex-bomb look, but sadly, because of what she’s done to herself, those days are gone. Try telling her, though…
Are you serious? Were you paid to say the movie theatre was probably Kanye?
She’s been boning for 20+ years and she’s only been with Kanye for like 4, most likely it was some other guy (or multiple other guys)
This.
I doubt Kanye was her first anything.
I think she does it on purpose because it’s the only way she can get attention. If she dressed normal no one would care. And her body would be fine without that cartoonish arse of hers.
Her face 🙁
I agree, the photo on the first page I had to look twice to realize it was Kim, so sad
I don’t have a problem with her figure I have a problem with the ridiculous ways she chooses to “clothe” it if you can use that verb in regard to Kardashian wear.
She and the rest of the K Klan, are living in an Emperor’s New Clothes reality of their own. Nothing flattering, always uber revealing.
Klassy per usual.
It’s spring, and KK is showing us a fresh new look for the season. WTF???!!!??
I believe that she has created her own fashion category. Let’s call it HOOKER HAUTE COUTURE.
She and Khloe= Gru, from Despicable Me. Their diaper butts are completely disproportionate from their skinny legs/thighs. Just check out the photos on the link someone posted above.
Not only tragic, but gross and uncomfortable looking!
Can I ask a serious question? I happened to catch one of their shows over the weekend (Kris meeting Cait in person for the first time/Kylie’s 18th birthday). I haven’t watched in years and was VERY focused on the fact that both Kim and Kris now have a serious lisp or sort of whistling thing going on. But especially Kim. Am I losing it? Or is this a by-product of surgery or something to do with their teefs? And I really am being serious. As anyone else noticed this?
Yeah, they all do. Their lips are like silly putty now.
Don’t forget the noses. We use many parts of our face to produce speech sound:
http://www.personal.rdg.ac.uk/~llsroach/phon2/artic-basics.htm
http://www.mpi.nl/q-a/questions-and-answers/how-do-we-form-the-sounds-of-speech
It’s bad enough trying to speak when our faces are deadened by anaesthetic used for dental procedures, but to permanently sound the way they do (and I’ve only had very limited exposure to them speaking, thank goodness!) is just bizarre.
There is some really hard and sturdy stitching with those clothes (or extra Lycra) because it would have ripped the moment she sat down. I’m the same body type and no way in hell I would wear something so tight
Woman needs attention no matter what
Funny how she didn’t mention her “famous” sex encounter on the blog, I know it’s crazy places but that could be interpreted as crazy thing I did. Whatever
Yes. How does the stitching not rip? Do they use upholstery thread? But then the fabric would rip before the thread…it’s a mystery. And I can’t imagine the discomfort of Spanx – bad enough in itself – and sprayed-on jeans (or whatever they are), skin-tight tops, too-small/ill fitting bras, chokers… It’s like she’s been hermetically-sealed… She must have a secret ptocess for getting the knickers down when it’s loo time…
When I read the other day about her being a member of the mile high club, it did not surprise me. What would have surprised me is if she wasn’t a member. They fly private quite a bit. As far as the movie theatre – yuck!
Poor execution of some okay pieces. The boots and skirt are all wrong.
yes
She must regret that ass. Sorry, but no matter how much weight she loses, she will never look like her old self. I thought she was very cute when she first became famous, even refreshing. She had a different look and body type that what was popular at the time, and I thought she was very pretty. Now, with the plastic surgery and injectables, and that giant fake booty, I think she looks like something out of a comic book.
She looks so stuffed, as though her outer’ s too tight for her innards. Body and face both. She might burst.
I have no problem with Kim’s figure. But you know what would really make people pay attention to her? If she started wearing regular-sized jeans and tee shirts with flip flops, maybe even a ball cap with her hair thrown back in a careless ponytail and half the amount of makeup. THAT would get people talking.
And she would probably look wonderful dressed like that.
Those shoes, the contouring… she looks horrific as usual. Hot mess train wreck.
What exactly is the purpose of open toe boots?!
They have to write on their apps and really have no substance to write about. Khloe brings up losing her virginity and this one talks about sex on a plane. Seriously like so boring. They don’t appreciate or even get the opportunity they have to share important things with millions of minions who follow their every word. Yet they talk about this.
She is not stylish , unless ,looking trashy is stylish ?
Does anyone remember when she used to wear flip flops on the regular and they were her favorite style of shoe?
Season 87 of Keeping up with the Trashcans begins in May. Jesus Christ. 87 seasons and not one Kardashian has managed to get a job. Will Rob Marry Black China Doll? Is Kim still a robot? Does Kourtney still sound like a special needs valley girl when she speaks? Has Pimp Mama K finally retired to a one bedroom condo in the 9th circle of hell? Stayed tuned. . .
Gosh…she always makes her body look SO much bigger than it actually is. Why oh why can’t she get a competent stylist? And that face…if she didn’t have long hair, I would confuse her with her mother…and that’s not a compliment.
Kim just got wrapped up in body dysmorphia. She started out as a pretty and beautiful lady but now has reshaped her body and face into an unrecognizable mess with all the plastic surgery, botox, and fillers. Now her face and butt look freakish. Wonder how she’s going to look like at 50 plus. Will she be monsterish looking like Michael Jackson was during his last years?