One of my high school friends lived on a farm. In the early 90s I stopped by to smoke some cloves with her, and was amazed to see her little pit bull running around with a dead chicken hanging from its neck. The dog had killed the chicken, you see, and had the dead animal attached to it as punishment.

Sienna Miller wore the same leather dog collar on different dresses both before and after the Oscars. Our theory is that she feels guilty for not being able to care for the dogs she recently returned to her ex, Jude Law, and is wearing the collar as a reminder.