It was never going to be a surprise: Kristen Stewart was always going to wear Chanel throughout this year’s Cannes Film Festival. She has a lucrative Chanel contract and Karl Lagerfeld has some weird affection for her “look.” But did they have to choose one of the weirdest Chanel Resort looks of the season? The blouse is pure ‘80s: sheer, with breast pockets and solid cuffs. It looks SO CHEAP. The skirt is interesting, at least, although I will never believe that tea-length is the new full-length. Think about this… what is the skirt was actually a ball gown-type skirt? And what if Kristen paired it with a light black cashmere t-shirt? It would actually be stunning.
Vanessa Paradis also wore Chanel to the Café Society premiere at Cannes. In some photos, it’s sort of interesting, but then you look closely at the detailing and the material, and this is just made of NOPE. That is some really cheap-looking lace.
Doutzen Kroes is everything even if her Brandon Maxwell gown is slightly boring. You know what would have made it more interesting? If the whole gown was the same rich black velvet of the top. Still, her face is perfect!
Gong Li wore Roberto Cavalli and this makes me SO sad. Gong Li is, in my opinion, one of the most beautiful women in the world. She should be wearing Armani or… I don’t know, something other than this faux-hippie mess. This looks like something from Stevie Nicks’ closet, only Dolly Parton’s rhinestone guy got a hold of it.
Don’t hate me, but I have no idea what a “Bianca Balti” is, but she decided to wear this BIG Alberta Ferretti gown. I like the shade of blue, but the tulle tiers are tragic.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News and WENN.
WTF is Kristen wearing?
that accessory is called a pedophile. no one looks good with one but some people insist.
*Claps hands*
HA!! Good one 😁
Obviously not a funny topic, but Zing!!! I laughed out loud.
Noice.
Tragic.
Like the tea length skirt. Think the boob covering pockets look tacky.
Tragique indeed.
Tragic. She got upstaged at her own premiere by a bunch of other women who brought their A game.
I like it. I would like it better if the shirt wasn’t sheer and she didn’t wear orange lipstick, but all in all, I like it.
Doutzen Kroes is such a boring model. Pretty but so so boring.
I like the cut of Vanessa’s dress, but not the material or colour.
I really hate that orange red lipstick is in this year. It looks so dated on most of the women wearing it.
Agreed. It didn’t need a comeback. It sucked the first time.
Bianca Balti is an Italian supermodel.
She’s been a major testimonial of several brands such as Dolce Gabbana and L’Oreal.
She’s gorgeous and quite lovely as a person (not that I know her personally, she just gives me this vibe).
Balti is gorgeous.
I know everybody loves KStew’s hair that way, but I really hate it.
I think it looks awful. I was pretty surprised that so many seem to like it.
Thank you!!! It barely looks washed much less styled!!
I’m with you. I think the bleaching was poorly done plus it doesn’t flatter her features or work with her skin tone.
I hate it. You’re not alone.
I hate her hair too. What’s with the platinum blonde on these girls and she has to add the roots to give it an even more I don’t give a f look? I like her skirt here, and in this group even though they are all awful Kristen’s is the best of awful because I like the skirt, but the top has to go. The others are boring or costumey or just all around bad. Yuck.
How perfect would KStew be with Jesse Eisenberg?
I’d love to see it – no?!
BTW – I love her look here, minus the see through top. Wish that was sold black & silky or a simple camisole would have sealed the deal.
Pretty sure she would totally dominate that little dweeb and I would love to see it. He gives me creepy vibes – like he’d be degrading to women he thinks he can get away with it with. I’m also waiting for him to get start tanning, taking steroids and get pec implants in an effort to escape his pale wormy body.
@Jj
That made me LOL!
But I think they’re both so quirky and angry and awkward – yeah, she’d probably dominate him, too – that they’d be perfect together…
Maybe that’s who she cheated on her girl friend with, they look like they’re vibing of one another. He is rather insufferable just like her.
Her hair looks ratty like that. The rat standing beside her enhances the look.
I don’t like it either.
It’s as if she, Taylor Swift, and Jennifer Lawrence all go to the same hairstylist and someone accidentally poured bleach into the products. All way, way, way too blonde.
I wonder if they were going for ScarJo’s look but it didn’t turn out right.
Agreed! The thing with bleached platinum hair is that it doesn’t look good when it’s un-styled, it just looks really, really cheap. And so many of today’s hairstyles are carefully styled to look un-styled!
It’s fug.
Joining the club. I like edgy looks but this just looks like some cheap dye job some southern Californian skateboarder would wear.
My hair looks better, and my daughter says it looks like a reese’s cup that got snowed on. I’m not sure what that means, exactly. Orange and brown with some white, I fear. It’s not good, but better than Kstew’s.
Pretty confident in that.
+1000
The BeeGees sung it best…TRAGEDY!
I’d rather wear Jaclyn Smith for K-Matt than Chanel.
Doutzen is one of the prettiest girls I have ever seen. She is so pretty it makes me want to cry
She is gorgeous, but that dress looks like it fell out of Fredericks of Hollywood circa 1970’s and not in a good way.
IKR? How can one woman be that gorgeous?
She is ridiculously stunning.
Kristen looks horrible in my opinion. Her hair, makeup and that top are all awful. I think she’s a beautiful woman, but she has been looking really bad lately. The skirt is pretty though, but the fitting is all wrong.
I hate that blouse so much, plus it’s a look that has been done to death. I actually like the skirt, but it’s a definite sign that the waistband is too tight if someone as slim as Kristen has a roll of flesh hanging over it, js!
Yeah she’s been looking really bad. Shame because I was loving the short, dark hair on her-I thought it suited her face perfectly.
Everyone is tragic.
Ewww. Woody is so creepy. #barf
What happened to Jesse Eisenberg´s pants in the first and third picture? Photoshopping gone mad?
I thought Kristen’s makeup was terrific. The blouse is tragic – especially when worn by someone who slouches. She might have carried that ensemble off had she stood up straight.
Why are professionals, people that are paid to put on makeup, pairing Kristen with that heavy eye makeup and bright lipstick?? How can they honestly look at their work and say that it looks good?
Oh ugh — ok, that looks more like the usual frightmares Chanel sticks Kristen in.
KS’ skirt had potential, but that shirt is horrific. In all seriousness, if this how Karl dresses his “favs”, run Lilly Depp!!
I do like the color of the tiered gown. I miss the Robert Cavalli of a few years ago- he did some amazing red carpet dresses.
Donald Sutherland. That is all. That is all there ever needs to be.
Still sexy, right?
She looks like she bathed for the event? That’s all I got.
The truth is always the best comment!!!!!
……..Are we sure Karl Lagerfeld likes these women? Because that’s a lot of ugly.
I love Gong Li’s dress.
Dreadful all around.
OHHH nooooo Gong Li was done wrong… actually that goes for everyone in this post, frankly Kristen being the least objectionable of the bunch
LOL makes me think of that line in China Rich Girlfriend: “under no circumstances should you ever wear Roberto Cavalli again, ever.”
Ugh. I totally agree. I got my hopes up. She usually delivers, but this … is definitely Stevie Nicksesque. sigh.
Ugh. Someone fire Gong Li’s stylist.
I think Kristin Stewart looks amazing! Love the whole look. Very fashion forward.
Kristen looks good. She looks young, pretty and happy.
Seriously? She looks none of those things.
A parade of tore up from the floor ups. Doutzen deserves a better dress. Well they all do really.
Bianca Balti is an italian supermodel, she is been in every D&G ad for years. She is gorgeous
Kristen seems to really like sheer things. She’s worn many outfits, especially on red carpets, that were some variation on sheer (like the lace dress she wore when she jokingly gave Charlize Theron the finger.)
Gee, you can really feel the sizzling chemistry bw Kristen and Jesse.
Clearly I don’t get the bleached hair fashion statement. It looks terrible to me, cheap and unflattering. I get some roots showing but this look is so extreme, it just confuses the eye.The strong orangey red lip and dark eyes are just too much on most, even models who can carry any looks. Usually the older and wiser one gets the more acceptance on what works and doesn’t work for us despite fads develops. I think Kristin is still searching for her style.
I suspect it’s for a role, and I’ll give her a pass on it because of how damaging the bleaching process is. Sometimes you have to let the roots grow in a bit and let the hair recover before you bleach so it doesn’t wind up totally fried.
I feel like sheer has to be really flattering to the body to work, and this just kind of looks sloppy. It’s so obvious tape is being used to hold the pockets in the right place. Like, if we’re seeing a 360 shot of your tits sans nipple, you might as well go all out, eh? It’s Cannes.
She also went braless in a white crop top elsewhere, so I’m kind of like…okay honey, what are you trying to distract us from?
Tiny rant on the latter: The braless t-shirt look almost never works for me unless the breasts are enhanced or smaller because of how the material winds up sitting over them. The wider part of the shirt where the fabric has more give for your breasts is generally designed with a bra in mind, so it sits higher than where natural breasts fall. Instead of edgy, you get this weird stretching effect where the boobs are shoved into odd positions and the shirt looks too small.
This is Cannes, Mecca of the well-dressed red carpet look – what happened to you all?
She look SO good ! her hair can be better .. but i love the style. She have a amazing stylist !