Kim Kardashian wore beige thigh-high suede boots: unflattering or fine?

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Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West out and about on Saturday in LA with their daughter North West. Even though Saint is now five months old, and that was around the time when Kim and Kanye really began introducing North to her pap-friendly existence, there are very few photos of Kim and Kanye out with Saint. Apparently, Kim and Yeezy took North to lunch. And this is Kim’s “going to lunch” outfit, easily one of her worst ensembles in a few months’ time. The outfit would have been bad if it just been about the high-waisted miniskirt and the varsity jacket. But the fact that she paired the outfit with nude suede thigh-high boots just takes it next-level. In some photos, her legs look like blanched sausages. In other photos, it looks like she’s wearing condoms on each leg. Ten bucks says that the boots were cutting off the circulation to her feet.

Kim is proud of her post-baby weight loss, which is likely why she chose to show off her figure in this unfortunate outfit. About a month ago, Kim claimed that she had gotten down to 139 pounds, just shy of her pre-Saint weight (she says) of 135 pounds. Her ultimate goal weight (she says) is 125 pounds. Well, one month after she announced that she was down to 139 lbs, she now says that she’s down to 135.8 lbs. She announced it on Snapchat – go here to see. A lot of you think she’s lying about her weight loss generally. I’ve seen photos of her butt recently, so I question those figures too, but who knows?

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  1. Loulou says:

    The boots give her thigh muffin tops…

    • Ronaldinhio says:

      +1
      the also look like support surgical stockings
      She still manages to look like a Kanye dressed doll

    • tracking says:

      They are the worst. She must have blinders on every time she looks in the mirror. Like, she always wants to wear the clothes that only her model sister could pull off.

    • Elizabeth says:

      Trillion, she frequently looks like she’s waiting for customers.

    • John Wayne Lives says:

      With all of her money and all of her access I do not understand why she constantly insist on looking like a budget hooker in downtown LA

  2. Jane says:

    I’m not digging this look at all. It’s another one of those “What was she thinking?” looks.

    • Denisemich says:

      I will say it again. She is too short for the outfits she picks. The outfit is fine the person is too short to wear it. Thigh high boots are for people that have long legs. High waist skirts are for women with long torso’s . Unfortunately for Kim, she is neither.

      Please dress for your enhanced body (this is not shade).

      • Lucky says:

        Totally agree. She’s too short & they make her look stubby. I’m shorter than her & could never wear those kinds of boots

      • Zuzus girl says:

        Most us us who are height challenged learn very early what does and does not work for our bodies. She used to know but appears to be a brain dead stepford since she married yeezy. She looks ridiculous as usual.

      • Ain't No Telling says:

        I’m 5″3, and I wear thigh high boots and they honestly look great on me. I don’t kid myself either. If something looks bad on me, I will NOT wear it. The problem with Kim is that she’s too plump to wear those boots. I weigh anywhere from 110 to 115, on average. I also do not have a large, surgically enhanced derrière, nor do I have huge breast implants. And I never wear thigh high boots with a mini-skirt, or a tiny dress. When I wear mine, I wear them with leggings, and a loose fitting turtle-neck. Also, my thigh high boots are not tightly fit around my legs. They are roomy, and scrunch down a bit. The woman just does not know how to dress. She never has. I can’t imagine going through life without the ability to wear proper fitting clothes.

      • lucy says:

        I’m not granting the notion that KK EVER “knew how to dress”. She is clueless and always looks it in the style department. And we are more entertained because of it!

        Can she not SEE the muffin top on those thigh-highs? Can she not see the ride-up of that mini skirt? Can she not see the saggy hopelessness of that ugly jacket?

        Tra-la!

  3. Dez says:

    Tragic.

  4. Oni says:

    I think thigh high boots are one of those items that are generally unflattering and, regardless of how high end they are, tend to look cheap a lot. It’s just hard (I mean, think of the different heights/body compositions/proportions) to universally manufacture a boot that will fit your entire leg perfectly and hit on the right point on your thighs to ensure that elongating effect everyone wants.

    Saying that, Kim has the money so I don’t know why she doesn’t just get herself some custom made boots that would make her look taller and hug her legs perfectly.

  5. NewWester says:

    Kanye and Kim both look like they showered in Krazy glue and then jumped in a dumpster of discarded clothes. Are these people afraid of mirrors?

    • LookyLoo says:

      This. And why are his pants sagging so low? People stay giving Kim grief about her outfits, but Kanye dress like a homeless.

    • Kinnakee says:

      And we all know they spend a whole lot of money to end up looking like they’re wearing second hand clothes, since nothing ever seems to fit any of them.
      *facepalm*

  6. anniefannie says:

    I’m speechless! That’s truly the most tragic get up ever….and that’s saying a lot!

  7. BlueSky says:

    Um, how old is Kanye? Pull your pants up! That look was never attractive at any given time. It irritates me to see a bunch of grown men walking around with their pants down like that. As for Kim, she makes my eyes hurt.

    • MrsBPitt says:

      I was thinking the same thing….Kanye, you are a father of two, now…PULL UP YOUR DAMN PANTS AND LOOK LIKE A REAL MAN….if we can comment on Kim’s clothing, then, Kanye is fair game, too…Kim looks tragic…and because she ALWAYS looks tragic…I am starting to become immune to her horrific outfits…it’s like, whatever, Kim…you will never get it right…

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      I thought that look was over? No?

      • swak says:

        Unfortunately, GNAT, no it’s not over. It’s even sadder when a man in his 30’s is doing something like this.

    • seriously says:

      There is no justifying that look – it’s just plain stupid

      • lucy says:

        The baggy-saggy-pants-of-hopelessness look is inexcusable, and has never EVER been chic, stylish, fashionable, flattering, nor attractive. Clueless is as clueless does. Foogly!

  8. Emma says:

    I answered the question before I looked at any pictures, and I’m satisfied that I was right. Definitely unflattering.

  9. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    My legs are thinner than Kim’s and I would never try to wear thigh high boots. Ever. She is delusional, and I think this proves it. And the overall concept of this outfit was what exactly? Baseball player meets streetwalker wearing her bathroom window shade for a skirt? What do any of those pieces have to do with one another?

  10. minx says:

    Oh dear god.

  11. Chaucer says:

    I don’t think the boots are the biggest problem here.

    • Myrna says:

      Right?
      They actually look quite nice in the 1st pic.
      It’s the rest of the outfit/body that looks ridiculous.
      Perhaps if she wore a simple black shift dress?
      She needs simple lines while she takes off the rest of the weight.

      • Myrna says:

        EDIT – meant 2nd pic is where the boots look nice.
        But I guess there is muffin top in all pics.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      A very accurate observation. She’s short waisted and busty, so she wears a high waisted skirt? And is that like a baseball shirt? Tucked in? To that roman shade skirt? And what is that jacket? The head spins.

  12. Jade says:

    I’m short. I honestly think short people cannot carry off thigh high boots.

    • BengalCat2000 says:

      I’m tall with long skinny bird legs. These boots would look like shit on me too. 😕

  13. Greenieweenie says:

    My God, her lack of style instinct amazes me

    • Maleficent says:

      Tragic. Unfortunately Kim and Kanye subscribe to the “If Others Are Talking About Us, We’re Killing It And They Just Don’t Understand” School of Thought.

  14. joanne says:

    how do you put those boots on? how do you get them off? i think they would be very uncomfortable.

    • SydneySnider says:

      Joanne: My daughter is about 5’3′, but has long legs. She has a pair of black boots similar to these. Hers are a stretchy, fake suede material. I’ve watched her pull them on like thick socks. They always sit perfectly on her, and look really good. However, she only ever wears them over leggings or skinny jeans, never with a skirt or dress. Kim’s boots only have a small zipper on the lower leg, so perhaps they’ve got a bit of stretch, or she’s got some special apparatus to hoik them up, because they look very tight up top.

  15. NewWester says:

    In one of the photos it looks like Kim has two phones in her hand. I have seen other pics where other members of the family seem to be carrying multiple phones. What is the point of that?

    • LizLemonGotMarried says:

      Paparazzi phone, family phone.
      I carry two phones-work and personal-all the time. I assume since their work is pap strolls, they have a phone for it.

      • NewWester says:

        Thanks for answering my question. Just makes me laugh that the Kardashians probably do consider their pap strolls “work”!

    • Velvet Elvis says:

      She said on the show that she uses a Blackberry for texting and email and her IPhone for pics, apps and everything else.

  16. guest says:

    These people are considered style icons. Kim is the worst dressed person on the planet. No matter how much weight she loses, just like Khloe her butt will make her look disproportionate and deformed.
    The fact she has whatever injected into her butt, coupled with the weight lost will only make her fake butt more obvious.

    Btw, do they think we don’t know they call the paps? Does Kim really believe people don’t know she’s got it all the fat sucked out, since her face still looks like it did when she was pregnant?

    • Snowflake says:

      I agree, I believe she got her fat sucked out. But yes, I do think some people think she lost some weight by working out. The last time I posted about her getting lipo, someone posted, she has workout videos of her with a trainer. Bish, please! For 5 minutes, to make money promoting a trainer. I think Kim knows many people don’t believe it, thus the “workout” videos.

      • guest says:

        the fact they are even seen working out is fake to me. They probably all have in home gyms.

    • lucy says:

      These people are NOT “style icons”! Never have nor will be. (Though THEY believe otherwise, do not be fooled.) 🙂

  17. guest says:

    kim needs to leave her nose alone. It looks like she can hardly breath.

  18. Swak says:

    Wearing high waisted anything is not her friend.

  19. lizzie says:

    it is impossible to tell she has lost weight because she insists on wearing the most unflattering things. if she put on her custom tailored jeans, t-shirt and leather jacket – she would look pre-North thin.

  20. CidySmiley says:

    … I have those boots…

  21. Laura says:

    Lol at wearing condoms on her legs, best laugh I’ve had all day! I just don’t get this style. I’m tall and I wouldn’t wear those boots, I (personally) just don’t think they look good on anyone. Equally, she’s trying to show off her weight loss but then hides her butt with a massive jacket?? I’m starting to wonder if she’s having second thoughts about whatever it is she did to her butt because she always seems to be hiding it these days yet says she’s almost back to pre-baby weight. Here’s hoping the butt surgery is reversible if so!

    • Myrna says:

      Her body and face were lovely pre implants and massive plastic surgery.
      Wouldn’t it be nice if she could get those implants removed?!
      Can’t undo face…
      She’s still a vapid, vile pig though.
      That can’t be reversed.

  22. Kate says:

    She used to love her butt, all that work done too it, showing it off on the paper magazine cover, “breaking the internet” now that same butt is what’s weighing her down… Literally. She’d be as tiny as she prays to be if she had her butt reduced. All she does is cover it!!

    • SydneySnider says:

      I’m wondering if whatever she did to her bum is shifting around or changing, and can’t be repaired? When she was in Cuba, she wore a couple of extremely tight white dresses – without jackets or lab coats! It was obvious she was wearing Spanx/compression garments, but her bum looked as if it starts from her waist and drops down her thighs – very peculiar. Perhaps it really is now a deformity and that’s what she’s covering up? I’ll bet she regrets it.

      • booboocita says:

        Spanx in CUBA. The sweat must have been rolling down her legs and pooling in her underwear. Good grief …

  23. realitycheck says:

    I don’t get it, why is she always covering it up now? Does she actually like it still?

  24. Amanda says:

    Short and curvy is not the body type for that outfit and especially not for those boots (or those thigh high black lace up boots from last week, either).

  25. kay says:

    NO, KIM.
    NO NO NO.
    how can someone with the potential to look so bloody beautiful, CONSISTENTLY mess it up?
    how can a woman in her 30’s be UNAWARE that she is short and curvy, NOT tall and lean.
    she must be allergic to reality.

  26. KiddVicious says:

    I wonder if she ever looks at the pap photos and see’s how bad she looks? I’m sure posing in the outfit in front of her mirror where everything is in its proper place she looks fine, but once she starts walking, sitting, etc. clothes shift around and outfits don’t look the same.

    And as for her working out, she doesn’t have the muscle tone of someone who works out. I can believe she low-carbed the weight off, but there was no, or minimal, exercise involved. I’m not sure how she can do anything with that butt. When I gain weight I get a huge butt. I decided I needed to run some stairs one day (when I was quite heavy) and my bouncing butt almost made me fall backwards. It was pretty funny. I was laughing too hard to make it to the top of the stairs. I would imagine her butt would be even worse.

  27. Miran says:

    I see shes back to covering her butt with long coats. She ought to give it up and have the ridiculous implants removed.

  28. benchwarmer says:

    Good grief to all of it! The things I like in the photo: sleeping precious North on Kanye and Kanye’s pants w/out them falling off of him. Love the 80’s throwback of bleach spot denim, I still wear it also.

  29. RedOnTheHead says:

    I am firmly convinced that Kim is, in her own way, trolling the public. Think about it. Does anyone doubt that she reads everything she can find about herself on blogs and such? I don’t. I’m positive she has a chunk of time set aside everyday to check out the blogs and gossip sites. To that end, she is well aware of what is being said about her. I think she’s also well aware of how she looks. Her reason? Simple. Attention. She gets plenty of it by consistently dressing like this and doing her pap strolls.

    My theory is that she does this deliberately to ensure she gets continuing coverage. If she dressed for her body type and always looked good, what would there be to talk about? I seriously doubt any of the blogs would give her much, if any, coverage if there wasn’t something to criticize or make fun of. And then people wouldn’t be talking about her. Since she has literally nothing to offer, she has to do something to get noticed.

    IMO nothing else makes sense. At least to me. Because otherwise someone as vain and vapid as her would never allow themselves to be so consistently seen in such hideous and unflattering looks.

  30. Anon says:

    Her clothes don’t fit.

  31. JB says:

    I say that they’re unflattering because the outfit as a whole is unflattering to me. She’s got nice curves (surgically enhanced or not) and if she continues to let Kanye be a style advisor, she’s going to continue wearing unflattering outfits.

  32. AtlLady says:

    I have come to the conclusion that Kim’s “style” involves seeing what she can wear out in public without being arrested for indecent exposure. If a vice cop had casually glanced at her standing next the the pillar in that outfit, he might have thought she was soliciting and wondering if Kanye was her pimp. Maybe they should spend some of that money on a live-in tailor.

  33. HK9 says:

    I’m mystified as to how she continues to look this bad.

  34. Just Another Opinion says:

    Check out the last photo attached. It looks likes the owner of the car is saying to Kanye ” Hey! Get off my car!”.

    • swak says:

      I think I read on DM that this was Colby’s (Kris’s boy toy) car. They were saying something about Kanye had to have his moment also.

  35. gwen says:

    This woman has actually gone and hit a new level of ridiculousness with her fashion choices.
    How much further can she go at this point?

  36. Justwastingtime says:

    I feel for their older child. Even my most easy going kid needed a very regular sleep schedule. It seems like she is always being dragged out during what should be her nap.

    • Jwoolman says:

      I was wondering if they drugged her to keep her quiet…. Just a dab in her milkshake. 🙂

      What are they distracting from? Usually kid pics mean distraction from something else.

  37. Magnoliarose says:

    They look like some tacky couple dressed up for a Saturday stroll in a down market mall.

  38. MiniMii says:

    I keep waffling between the idea that she knows she looks awful, but does it to get press, and the idea that she has some odd form of body dismorphic disorder and she really thinks she is slim enough for the sizes she buys.

    Those boots would actually look nice if: 1. They were the right size for her legs (most manufacturers make boots for fuller figures), and 2. She wore them with an outfit that actually went with them in some way, like jeans or leggings.

  39. Nik says:

    She might want to return that skinny mirror and get a regular mirror. There is no way she thinks that looks good.

  40. angela says:

    Everything she wears is tacky and uncomfortable looking.

  41. Twinkle says:

    She is so tragic. Where on this good earth does someone look in the mirror, with all the puckering, gapping, too tight boots, big boobs spilling out and think “I look good.” Only in KK’s warped mind does she not see that nothing fits and she looks like a hooker.

  42. Beckysuz says:

    Milkmaid hooker chic

  43. Ally8 says:

    The boots and the jacket would be fine. It’s the paper bag skirt and bra that are the trouble here.

    As people say here, either she’s trolling for attention, or they’ve installed funhouse mirrors throughout the house that made this look appear flattering to her.

  44. Caz says:

    If Kim was happy about her looks she wouldn’t be wearing unflattering clothes especially the shapeless oversized jackets & coats. I’m the same height as her and would not wear what she does, not even on a supermarket run.

    Where’s their son? Why isn’t he ever with them & hardly photographed?

  45. Qzie says:

    I just had a blinding glimpse of the obvious: Kim really doesn’t care what anyone thinks.

    There is just no way she would have put this thigh muffin top/hooker look together if she did.

    What she does do is just dress to please herself, maybe Kanye. She puts on things she gets paid to wear or has been given to promote, Kanye’s stuff or maybe she actually buys things that she finds beautiful or trendy-must-haves. She had these suede boots kicking around her closet and said to herself, “These dope boots would be awesome to wear and I’ll feel cool in them”, and then she or Kimye assembled the outfit and off they went. This particular outfit has convinced me that she truly doesn’t care about public opinion, and I’m looking at her in a new light. I think she really enjoys putting together these ensembles.

  46. Jag says:

    If she would dress with clothes that are actually her size, she would look good being the size she is. But no, that won’t happen.

    Why does she always look so horrible when she’s around Kanye, but when she’s out on her own and he’s out of town, she looks professional and put together?

    She looks horrible!

  47. missmerry says:

    ‘reporting’ that a Cardashian in thigh-high nude sueded boots…

    tell me again how water is wet?

  48. manda says:

    I have boots similar to this. I don’t wear them that way because it’s sort of hard to wear thigh high boots without looking like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman (at least to me, but I’m older). I never once thought my legs looked like sausages about to burst out of their casings. I hope my legs look better than this. I have a feeling this will turn into a thing for me. Thanks, Kim, for ruining something that I once loved!

  49. Tallia says:

    Is the Pretty Woman hooker-esque look “in”?

  50. Lamby says:

    You can’t polish a terd #noclass

  51. Lori2727 says:

    She doesn’t need a publicist, she needs a stylist or better yet a BIG MIRROR. Outfit horrible, who dresses her???? And Kanye, pull up your pants, your a grown man.