I have no idea why anyone would want to grope Paris Hilton. I really and truly do not. Just the thought of getting that close to her skin… I imagine little STD bugs jumping off her. That’s how it works, right? But apparently someone would want to be flesh-to-flesh with Paris, because a dude walked right up to her and groped her boobs. And naturally, a major fight – and insane drama – ensued.
It ended with Paris dancing on a table to her own song. I sh*t you not.
In one of the wildest scenes we’ve seen in a long, long time, Paris Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt were at the center of brawl early Tuesday morning in the club h.wood in Los Angeles. A little after 1 a.m., while Paris and Doug were dancing a man came up to Paris and grabbed her chest, eyewitnesses told RadarOnline.com. Doug immediately pushed the guy away, but the groper’s pal then threw a beer bottle at Doug’s head. (He missed.)
The club’s promoter grabbed the bottle thrower and put him in a headlock. At the same time, in all the chaos, someone pushed Paris, who fell into a group of people. Those people converged around Paris to keep her safe from the fighting. Meanwhile, Doug was punching the bottle thrower, who was still in a headlock and they ended up on the floor together. The guy who started it all by grabbing Paris’ chest joined in and was punching Doug.
Pretty good celebrity brawl so far, right? Wait, there’s more! Frankie Delgado jumped into the action (literally jumping over people), and kicked the fight-starting, boob-grabber in the head. People were screaming in fear. (Ok, ok, that was us. But we heard other people screaming too!)
Club security rushed over but the fight continued even as they tried to break it up. Lotsa fighters got tossed from the club when it was all sorted out.
And in typical bizarre Hollywood fashion, as the fight was going on, the DJ put on “Stars Are Blind.” Yup, that’s the song by Paris. And while her boyfriend was out there trying to kick butt and protect her honor, she got up on a table and started dancing to her own song!
[From Radar]
How bizarre is this story? I’d swear it were made up, but it’s so crazy it must be true. And Paris really is so delusional, self-absorbed, and thoughtless that I can see her getting up on a table to dance to herself while her boyfriend is in a major fight. And this sounds like it was a major fight. But why should that concern Paris? You can’t let anything – or anyone – get in the way of the dance. Not when you’re feeling the rhythm.
Lest you think Paris was unaffected by the fight (how could you walk away with that impression?), she made all of one Twitter post yesterday: “just left HWood club with my sexy boyfriend, going home.” Makes me think this is just a typical night in her cream cheese-filled head.
Here’s Paris and Doug leaving the club last night. Images thanks to Pacific Coast News.
Before I even read this, it must be said that paris is NOT ageing well. she looks like a tranny
She probably didn’t even notice the dude grabbing her boobs, because her background theme music to her everyday life is her own album. And I’m sure it’s blaringly loud in her ears.
Now thats what u call a miracle bra as flat as she is!
Ok.
I understand wanting a man who will throw down for you.
I won’t lie about that. I find it incredibly sexy when my bf gets all protective and is ready to clock a guy for me.
However. The difference between me and that twit, is that if someone grabbed my boobs, I’d be clocking him FIRST. Then BF would handle and I wouldn’t start dancing like some plastic-robot. I’d probably be trying to get another punch in. :X
She’s such a waste of space.
“Makes me think this is just a typical night in her cream cheese-filled head.”
This will keep me smiling for the rest of the day. That and the image of her thoughtlessly twirling on a table while complete chaos ensued below her.
so, is this yet another one of her bfs that she ISN’T having sex with?
because, you know, she’s only had sex with two guys… **EYE ROLL**
One thing is true: Doug Reinhardt is super hot.
When will he wake up – Paris is gross.
I think whoever it was that grabbed her only did it on a $$ bet—to see if she/he even had any boobs…and now he’s paying the price! Probably his whole arm has fallen off by now. [[[[[[[UGH]]]]]]]]]
And the poor groper promptly lost his hand due to the flesh eating bacteria growing on that creature’s skin. 🙁
When did she buy those?
Eww, LA Clubs – No thanks.
Am I the only one who wishes Doug would have gotten the bottle smashed across his face?
Paris too.
I’d bet money that the whole incident was setup by Paris.
Every time I think of Paris, I think of her parents who are going to burn in Hell, “raise children up….and they will not depart from it?”
And every time I think of Paris, which is only when she’s in the headlines, I think of that statue that guy made of the dead Paris with her little dog. That’s how I see Paris. Dead, inside and out.
Paris has boobs?