Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt got married on Saturday. And by “married,” we mean they put on a big spectacle at a church and proclaimed their everlasting love for each other. But we think that’s about as far as it goes. Last week In Touch said the pair had yet to file a marriage license, and that appears to still be the case. Everyone is speculating that this re-do/official wedding is really just the exact same thing as their Mexican “nuptials”/commitment ceremony: a big load of crap put on for the cameras.

Now Page Six has further evidence that it’s all just a load of malarkey (yes, I went there):

HEIDI Montag and Spencer Pratt’s wedding had the same problems many “reality” shows encounter. One guest at the Pasadena, Calif., wedding told Page Six, “It was the longest production ever. A generator went out in the church, so the entire ceremony was delayed and parts had to be retaped.” “Laguna Beach” starlet Kristin Cavallari caught Montag’s bouquet, and Audrina Patridge, Brody Jenner and Lauren Conrad [were in attendance].

[From Page Six]

How absolutely perfect that Kristin Cavallari caught the bouquet! What are the odds? I mean you could not have worked that out better if it had been planned. If it had been planned. And let’s give Heidi and Spencer the benefit of the doubt here: what wedding doesn’t have to pause and reshoot a few times? And most of us never even bother to file for a marriage license. That’s just a bunch of bureaucratic mumbo jumbo and whatnot. I think this sounds perfectly legit. Especially when Lauren Conrad showed up at the last minute, even though she swore she wouldn’t. All real-life weddings have surprise twists. I’m hoping the next one will be when we find out Spencer is really an autobot, and is going to self-destruct in the season finale.

Update: TMZ claims Heidi and Spencer do have a marriage license but it’s under seal.

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