Kellan Lutz is a Lutzy, amazing person who has brought me, a non-Kellan Lutz, an enormous amount of joy. The joy of Kellan Lutz is that Kellan Lutz has issues about using the first-person. Kellan Lutz refers to himself as Kellan Lutz. So when is Kellan Lutz not Kellan Lutz? When Kellan Lutz is on a special, elite, members-only dating app called Raya. Then Kellan Lutz is Sebastian. But is he Sebastian Lutz? Because God bless Kellan Lutz, I hope he seriously goes by Sebastian Lutz. The best part? Sebastian Lutz uses Kellan Lutz’s photo!!!
We know it’s you, Kellan Lutz. The “Twilight” star, 31, is looking for love on the ultra-exclusive dating app Raya, but isn’t totally honest when it comes to his profile.
“Kellan has been feverishly attacking the dating app scene,” a source told Page Six. “Even though he uses his own photo for his profile, he goes by the name ‘Sebastian’ before interacting with potential dates.”
Despite his pseudonym, the Hollywood heartthrob quickly reveals his true identity to possible future girlfriends, added the source. Before the actor joined “the Soho House of online dating apps,” Lutz was romantically linked to “90210” actress AnnaLynne McCord and Playboy centerfold Brittny Ward. Other celebs that utilize the members-only service include Joe Jonas, Kelly Osbourne, Moby, Courtney Love, and DJs Skrillex and Diplo.
I’m so out-of-touch and un-hip that I’ve never even heard of Raya, but it’s a thing that’s been increasingly popular in the past year. It’s also being called “Illuminati Tinder” because it’s so heavy on well-known entertainment figures. Raya also has a vetting system – you can’t just sign up and pay a fee. You have to be approved by a committee, plus you have to either be famous or fashionable or very attractive or be a part of some kind of successful business, mostly in Hollywood, London, Paris, NY or LA. Which makes me wonder… how did Kellan/Sebastian Lutz pass the vetting process? How did Courtney Love? How did Diplo? No, I understand how Diplo got through. That man is such a douchebag but I would hate-bang him. Anyway, this is just an FYI in case any of you are considering meeting up with a beefy guy named Sebastian: don’t do it.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
EW… he looks so sweaty and cokey in that satin tux.
Honestly, I’m amazed that more celebs don’t get called out for dilated pupils and profuse sweating at events. I see it EVERY. TIME.
Of course, I don’t know what that says about me…
Lolz right there with ya friend. 😜
Hey doofus my long lost dear! 🙋🏻
YES! he literally looks 10 out of 10 on coke and way too much makeup for a man LOL
I am often sweaty and/or dilated pupils but I don’t use cocaine 😾
He’s going to be a great candidate for @mybeautifulfather on insta in a few years. 🙊
mimif, my love! good to see you!
his ridic Mel-Gibson-trying-to-be-The-Colonel ‘stache doesn’t help.
Figures that mimif would come out for Kellen Lutz! It’s because he’s the Lutziest.
I have a problem with my eyes – they don’t dilate properly so they let too much light in and give me headaches.
As a result, my pupils are often dinner-plate large and people always ask me if I have pills to sell… sigh…
God this man is unattractive. And has he been hitting the Grecian 3000? Uggggh.
I was turned off him years ago when he was going out with that Aussie chick who was so thin she was one stiff breeze away from being blown over.
lol! That icky shade is definitely Grecian Formula!
That’s not the Sebastian I’d pick.
This guy is just not happening
This hilarious post made Susan’s day.
I clicked into it because from the thumbnail it looked like Kellen Lutz was wearing a lutzurious black mock turtleneck shirt. Alas, there was no turtleneck, but I was by no means disappointed by this post.
I see what you did there Susan =)
Why did I just spend time reading his wikipedia page? Oh well, it happened. And it was unintentionally funny. Actually, come to think of it, his entry seems fake — so, maybe it’s intentionally funny. But it does say he has a fiance. Hmmmmmm.
He would make a great combo with that other douche, the british one.
Courtney Love, Diplo, and Kelly Osborne? I’m calling shenanigans here.
Lama Bean would hate-bang Diplo as well.
Is his other alias Stan?
This story sounds like a pr plug for a dating app that no one cares about
That photo of kellan sweating in that satin suit will be in my nightmares tonight.
Kaiser you’re not of out of touch! Someone on nymag wrote an article about it and that the people are not that impressive anyway. It’s basically THE narcissist dating app. I think it’s okay to stay away.
So very beautiful people and very powerful (but ugly?) people get in?
Let me guess: Se* for career is certainly enabled by this dating app.
If I would be a paying member of this app, I would want my money back.
Well, good luck to him. I do not much care for his face, but gorgeous body.
Bahaha. Thanks for the laugh, “Sebastian.”