I was really hoping to ignore Britney, Lohan and Paris for as long as possible, but when their hectic lives are filled with such gossip-worthy tidbits it’s hard to resist. You’ll forgive me for indulging today, and we’ll have to see where the site heads in terms of paying attention to the three disgraces in the future.

Britney was staying at a Las Vegas resort with her two boys and was asked to leave after her bodyguard got into a fight with a photographer. It sounds like the photographer is claiming that the bodyguard beat him up and accidentally hit little Sean Preston, while Britney is claiming that another photographer hit her bodyguard and is the one who hit the boy. Whatever happened, there was a fight and Sean Preston was injured.

Britney’s bodyguard, a guy curiously named Julio Camera, ironically seems to hate paparazzi and probably pulled a Mickey Brett on one of the photographers who constantly follow Britney. Like moths are attracted to light, the paparazzi follow those nip, crotch and ass slips and you can hardly blame them for tailing Britney all day. According to the partner of the photographer, who witnessed the incident, the photographer got too close to Britney’s older child, Sean Preston, and “Camera” shoved the guy, accidentally hitting Sean Preston. (I’ll include quotation marks around Camera’s name from now on as it’s confusing when there’s also a photographer involved.)

Then the bodyguard, “Camera,” got really incensed and starting beating up the photographer, even though he was the one who started it. It’s nice to know Britney surrounds herself with reasonable people to balance out her craziness.

The way that US Weekly describes it is confusing, but after this happened Britney filed a police report against a different photographer, claiming he assaulted her bodyguard and battered her child (it was not stated that it was SP). “Camera,” Britney’s bodyguard, was the one who was charged with battery by the police. It sounds like there was a fight and that Sean Preston was injured.

A photographer who was shooting Spears vacationing with her two children at the resort claims that earlier today, Camera shoved his partner in the chest and accidentally hit toddler Sean Preston in the process.

The photographer then alleges that Spears started yelling while Camera tackled his partner to the ground and began punching. He claims that after Wynn security asked all parties involved to leave, the Las Vegas police were called to take statements.

Sgt. Loretto of the Las Vegas Police Department tells Usmagazine.com that Camera has been issued a citation for misdemeanor battery. Meanwhile, Loretto says that Spears has filed an allegation of battery on behalf of Sean Preston against photographer Kyle Henderson.

Spears’ battery allegation remains under investigation, with Vegas police issuing the following statement: “A second Incident Crime Report was also filed by Ms. Spears on behalf of her minor child. In that report it was alleged that prior to the above incident a second photographer, identified as Kyle Henderson, battered both Mr. Camera and Ms. Spears’ child , who was at that time being held by the security officer.”

[US Weekly]

Britney was kicked out of that resort in Vegas after being there for less than a day, and is probably not welcome back.

Meanwhile Britney’s Vegas trip might have been the last straw in her custody battle. K-Fed was said to have visited a lawyer to see if her recent antics on the OK! Magazine photo shoot could be used against her in the divorce proceedings. Now that she jetted off to Vegas, violating her custody agreement, Life and Style reports that his lawyer ordered her to return to LA immediately and that her custody could be in jeopardy.

If it was just Britney involved, it would be laughable and more of the same for this messed-up woman, but the sad thing is that her kids are being affected all too seriously by this. Even though the tendency is to find her at fault somehow, you can’t blame her though I guess if it was someone else fighting. I hope Sean Preston wasn’t hurt too badly. There was no mention of medical attention or a hospital, so hopefully his injuries were minor.

Thanks to Splash News for these recent pictures of Britney and her bodyguard and boys.