We haven’t covered Lindsay Lohan in a few months, and she’s been desperate for attention this week, so let’s give it to her. Lindsay spent much of the week in London, partying and pap-strolling and leaking stories about herself. She even spent time with Kourtney Kardashian (that must have been a meeting of the minds). But yesterday Lindsay was in Spain. Someone (an idiot) hired Lindsay to be the (crack)face of the Uno de 50 jewelry line. So Lindsay got a flight to Madrid and she got to do a photocall, posing in some of the jewelry. And hey, it worked! I’m covering these photos, so it worked. Just like I assume I’ll re-use these photos when the jeweler claims that some of his pieces were crack-heisted.
I mostly wanted to talk about these photos because I’m interested in seeing your reaction to how Lohan looks these days. In some shots, I think she looks okay, almost presentable and somewhat sober. In other photos, I think she looks glassy-eyed and terrible. Also: is this dress incredibly unflattering or did she get another boob job?
Meanwhile, did you know that Lindsay is still engaged? It’s true. She’s engaged to a 22-year-old Russian “businessman” who seems just as shady as Lindsay. But they’re enjoying themselves and he’s even going to throw a big party for Lindsay’s 30th birthday this summer.
Lindsay Lohan’s fiancé, Egor Tarabasov, is throwing her a 30th birthday party in Greece. The 22-year-old Russian trust-fund kid and real estate agent told Lohan’s pals to save the date for a giant July 2 bash in Mykonos.
The exact location hasn’t been revealed as yet, but the party’s planners might want to steer clear of the restaurant Sea Satin Market — where Lohan reportedly racked up a $1,300 bill in 2015 before leaving without paying. Staff spent three days searching for her before a pal paid up.
Sure. I keep waiting for Egor’s family to shut this down, but maybe they figure that Egor will eventually tire of Lindsay’s drama and antics. But what worries me is that Lindsay has “caught” someone wealthy and she’ll get pregnant soon.
Also: everything is coming up crackie today, because a judge is allowing Lindsay to sue the makers of Grand Theft Auto. It’s a crackholiday!
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
no, she doesn’t look good. she looks haggard.
and her legs look like those of an 80 year old. I’m cough40somethingcough and mine look way better than hers.
I was going to say something about her legs too…but then I felt bad in case other posters are self-conscious about their legs.
I just don’t really get what’s happening with hers..have they always looked like that??
did someone say in previous posts it’s crack impulse to scratch when they’re high? so did she get impulsively left those scratches when she was high?
It almost looks like spray tanner gone wrong somehow? Not maintained well, you know? Psst- Lindsey- exfoliate first.
Her eyes/face look bloaty.
Kitten, it’s hard not to say say something about her legs. They’re really noticeable. I have her coloring, really pale skin and freckles. It’s common on us gingers. Anytime I’ve tried self tanner, this is what it winds up looking like. Smudged dirt. No matter how carefully it’s applied. I think that’s part of what’s going on here but it also looks like she’s scratched and banged up on the shins. With the cracken who knows how that happened. I’m 59 yrs old and my (very pale) legs look waaaay better than hers.
@Hewow – it’s called “crank bugs” with meth. They feel their skin crawling and become convinced there are bugs crawling underneath, so they scratch to get rid of the non-existing bugs. Saw it with my brother and sister.
I hear ya kitten…and, well, my legs aren’t great, but they also aren’t covered with bruises and scratches and orange paint.
I won’t make fun of someone’s leg shape or size (lord knows I’ve got some thighs on me) but hers look battered and scarred. at thirty, they shouldn’t look like that.
@RedOnTheHead
Hey fellow ginger here. (fist bump) I add one drop of red food coloring two if it is a huge bottle, to my self tanner. This provides a pinker color… the way a ginger would color. I add it to Australian Gold SPF 15, and wear it on my arms everyday here in Florida. But my ultimate goal is just to make all my freckles connect.
So many times on Lindsay threads people mention bruises that I have to squint to see, maybe I’m just not observant enough, but geezus my eyes went straight to the marks on her legs. WTF??
the legs look weird indeed. almost like she walked barelegged through some thorny bushes. with lindsay, who knows.
Those gams were the first thing I noticed too. I hate to “leg shame” but damn, Lindsay!!
I always thought it was from imbibing and then falling down a lot
I read the Daily Mail describing her as “porcelain skin with freckles”.
Her legs looking bad are not due to bad tanner being applied. The knees are saggy and there are lumps on her legs (besides the scratches).
I am 55 and I thought the same thing. WTF is up with her legs?
Ok so she’s had extensions in her hair for what, a decade now? Someone needs to tell her that this is NOT normal and she is literally destroying what little hair she has left.
Unless you have the kind of really strong, thick hair that doesn’t taper at the end, you should NOT be wearing extensions for years on end, without ever giving your natural hair a break. Her hair looks terrible—fake and ratty. She needs to take them sh*ts out and get a short cut, start from the ground up, before she’s completely bald.
Sorry for the rant lol but every time there’s a LL post, I hold out hope that we will see her with a modern, extension-free hairstyle.
And why does she always make that fart-smelling face?
I just don’t understand this girl. She looks HORRIBLE. Her skin is awful, her teeth are awful, her hair is awful, her face is awful.
They legit could be using her as an example of why not to use drugs. She’s aged herself so bad that she looks like the kind of woman that they’d pick up on Cops for dealing meth.
I can’t imagine cutting out the extensions and working on some shoulder length hair could be a bad idea? I mean – the extensions make her look even more drug out than she needs to be. My hair was NATURALLY nearly that long for a while(maybe 2-3″ shorter), but I broke down and cut it to just below the shoulders because it was starting to get a bit ratty.
The teeth!! Didn’t she just get veneers a few years ago?
Stop smoking, Lindsay, FFS.
You posted a pic of your hair once around here when you had gotten the ombre thing done and you have GORGEOUS hair, Erinn. I have major hair envy.
Lindsay has the type of hair that simply cannot hold up to extensions–I can tell by looking at it that it’s porous and breaks easily. Plus the years of dying it from blonde to brown to red back to blonde again–that alone will wreak havoc on someone’s hair.
I honestly think her appearance is due to a poor diet, lack of exercise, and generally just not taking good care of herself (which includes the drugs/drinking/smoking). I try not to snark on people’s appearance but she’s a mess. The thing is, she doesn’t HAVE to look like this–she’s still young, it’s not too late to start good habits…but she never will.
For extensions, they really look ratty. Makes me wonder when the last time she had them taken out and new ones put in. I can’t have my hair much below shoulder length because it looks bad. Ends are thin and never even because they break easily.
My hair is the one thing I try not to skimp on haha. Husband also bought me some DevaCurl recently – and it’s crazy improved the curl situation. It’s great. But I think I’ve blow-dryed maybe 3 times since April, so that’s been making a huuuuge difference.
I think the fact that she doesn’t have to look like that is what drives me most bonkers. I mean if she just started drinking more water, less booze, and eating some healthy foods I’d imagine A LOT of the problems wouldn’t be nearly so bad.
It’s almost to the point where the younger generations are going to be like “yeah okayyyy…” when we claim she was such a cute kid.
@Swak-I have a lot of hair and it’s relatively healthy but it tapers at the end so it always looks kind of…bleh. I wish I had the kind of hair that was even from root-to-tip but I just don’t. It would look so much fuller/nicer if I did 🙁
@Erinn-Yeah it shows that you take great care of your hair. I recently dyed mine chocolate-color and even though I used the Ammonia-free stuff it still dried out my hair. So now I’m trying to not straighten/blow dry during the week and it’s SO hard. I made it from last Sunday to last night and my hair already looks so much better….I just put it up in a dumb top-knot or pinned it up in the donut thingie all week. I also put argan oil or macadamia nut oil on my ends every day this week.
RE: Lindsay. Yes I think she might be past the point of no return.
She’s like a walking after-school special: don’t do this with your life, kids, or you end up like this.
Uno de 50 is not terribly expensive. I thought she had landed some sort of deal like Bella Hadid, parading diamonds and platinum/gold.
What’s going on with her legs?
Maybe bronzer streaks, maybe dirt. Up close her face is pretty ravaged. I work in a place where many of my clients are drug addicts and street sex workers. That life ages a person fast and Lindsay’s face and body is pretty on par with what I see at work for someone her age. I wonder if she still has all her teeth?
she bought herself a new set couple of years ago with money from her playboy shoot.
she got new teeth a few years back. there were pics of her at some event (before the veneers) and it’s all people could talk about…her teeth looked absolutely rotted and gross. a few months later, she debuted her new smile.
there are pics on here but here are some…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2048950/Lindsay-Lohan-emerges-stained-decaying-teeth.html
I think Hugh Hefner insisted on the new teeth for the Playboy shoot, if I’m remembering correctly.
But I haven’t seen Lindsay look this bad in a very long time. Maybe it’s all just catching up with her due to age. She’s never been into real exercise or eating properly.
But it also might mean she is accelerating toward that edge of the cliff again. Her last forced rehab made her look better and she seemed to slow down in the self-destruction. When she did that play in London, even though she was stiff and wooden and kept forgetting her lines – she did show up and people who saw her on stage said she looked great. So something has changed.
I wonder if that’s why she wants to get married to this young rich guy? Maybe she aged out of her previous employments or just started to look too bad so they replaced her with someone younger.
I watched Georgia Rule yesterday, and I don’t associate Lindsay 2006, who in my opinion was the most beautiful woman alive, with THIS Lindsay. I expected greatness from her. Talent is not enough, and she doesn’t understand it yet. That’s the reason why we have Kim as a “millennial leader” right now, because of all of those who had the requisites, but fell through.
Whenever I watch The Parent Trap, I weep. I’m roughly her same age, and I grew up with healthy Lindsay, making good films. And then it all went to sh!t.
She was a stunner.
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Yeah, every time I see photos of her now I remember how utterly gorgeous she was in her teens. What does a person have to do to themselves to change so drastically in such a short time? Obviously drugs are involved, but there is something else. Its not really bitterness…. She’s world weary. She looks so weary and she isn’t even 30 yet. There have been rumors for years that Lindsay was one of the unfortunate child stars who got passed around Hollywood bigwigs. I’ve read she falls back on that solution when she needs money still. She looks used, which is horribly depressing to see on anyone.
That is the best description “world weary” yes that sum’s it up
I think it all started going downhill when she fell in with the wrong crowd. A crowd who secretly envied her and her talent. A crowd that pretended to be her friend, only to trash her in the press and to her face. Being a child actor, I don’t think she had many friends, so when those girls befriended her, she was over the moon. Never thinking that they secretly hated her.
I can remember Paris inviting her to a party, then refusing to let her in (or was it a club?). She had to do a walk of shame back to her car, all while reporters were asking why she wasn’t let in. Memory is fuzzy, but she also had a few bruises from some scuffle that night. Or maybe I’m getting the incidents mixed up. But she was never the same after being friends with Paris and her gang.
I know people say she had potential, but I think she was always very limited. She could always cry on cue and did anger well, but in everything else she was poor compared to others her age as a teen. She was probably more directable as a child and also we just don’t expect much from child actors. In movies as a teenager, she generally was the weakest member of the cast. That includes Mean Girls. She did an acceptable job but not an exceptional job.
As drugs and alcohol became more and more of a focus, she lost even the bit of skill she once had. I saw her in late night skits during her courtroom phase, and she really was awful. It was especially obvious in comparison to even mediocre actors in other roles. The promos for that Liz and Dick TV movie were cringe-inducing. The guy playing Richard Burton was doing a decent job but Lindsay was really terrible – and promos generally are the best scenes they have. I’ve seen better acting in high school plays.
In the London play she was in, even though the role was designed as easy for a limited actress (she could read many of the lines from the fake script she was holding), she still was flubbing and forgetting her lines weeks into the short production. She was reported to be wooden in her delivery and would just tune out when she wasn’t speaking rather than reacting to what was happening on stage. People were so surprised that she actually showed up on time that her awful performance wasn’t emphasized – but I think it was noticed among professionals trying to decide if the publicity coming along with her would be worth it in another production. My guess is that someone actually paid to get her in the cast as a way to justify her staying in the country, it was such a weird choice.
How could you think she looks good in some of these pictures. Her legs are all bused up, her eyes are glossy-eyed and her face???? Where do you see sober.
Okay, she had tough time.Her parents only care about money and themselves. So I don’t expect her to look like a model, she looks like how she lived the past years.
She made a lot of bad choices and well…I ‘m not going to pick on her appearance, because LL hasn’t been in a good place most of her adult life, due to poor choices and additiction.
I would be so much more sympathetic towards her if she wasn’t such a horrid person, but she steals, cons and abuses everyone and I just can’t muster any sympathy for her. She has had a hard time of it, but she’s also quite a nasty person. At least that’s what I see.
I get so sad when I see pictures of Lindsay. She looks so haggard and used up.
she looks dreadful. that dress looks like something i got from the clearance rack of tj maxx circa 2003.
Right? I can’t say anything positive – even the jewellery is awful. Well, she’s upright! There. Positivity.
I don’t know why anyone would feel sorry for her. She’s living large and someone else is paying for it. She’s got a rich “fiancé” and does whatever she wants.
I feel sorry for her. She looks rough. At 30 she should still be pretty, like she was so long ago. That rich Russian is not going to marry her. That is not a romance. She may want it to be true love, and it may look like she is living large, but she’s earning her keep. When he’s done with her, or his family intervenes, he’ll move on. A young man with that kind of money can get himself an attractive young woman who isn’t totally spent. Her life is depressing and her future looks bleak.
She looks like she is going to die.
So yes, I feel sorry for her on that count.
There is no turning the clock back with Lindsay. What was is no more, never to be again. And what is left is an outward projection of the poison she has been consuming, both mental and physical. But she’s a survivor, I’ll give her that. And one thing survivors like her excel at is never looking back. She cant possibly see what we see when she looks in the mirror. Has to be the only reason she can leave the house like that. Or she’s so addled that she doesn’t know what looking professional and polished is anymore.
Starting my day with a pic of The Cracken blowing kisses. It’s all downhill from here…
she needs to stop with that.
Grifters gonna grift!
She looks really rough. I think she was one of the few “young Hollywood” who really had what it takes….so beautiful, talented & real on screen presence.
I know it’s easy to dismiss her as a loser addict but between her gross parents & Hollywood lifestyle…..eh, I just feel sad for her & the wasted potential.
That’s how I feel too, just a pang of sadness at the waste. And the likelihood that despite her ‘resilience’, she won’t end well.
I look at her and all I can think is “my preeeeeccccious”
At nearly 60 years old my legs look way better than Lindsay’s (and mine are okay for an old lady). I find myself wondering what will happen to her and am frankly surprised that she hasn’t had a major life-changing incident after all she’s put herself through. Frankly, I’ll be amazed if she makes it to her 40th birthday. I hope I’m wrong–I don’t wish her ill.
She looks horrible now and it breaks my heart because I remember when she was both beautiful AND talented. It’s hard to believe that less than 20 years ago, she was that little girl in the “Parent Trap” remake.
ETA- I meant to reply to the post, not to Dolkite (as much as I agree with the sentiment!)
Uno de 50 is a Spanish high street chain, most of their stuff is pretty affordable, but I would not have seen Lindsey as a face of their brand in a million years (just style wise)
That said, they are now getting coverage on a US site, so well done?
@Synnae I had the same thought, I live in Spain and I would never in a million years associate 1 de 50 with her, it really cheapens the brand.
There’s no way she looks sober; and I’m not surprised to see this doesn’t appear to be a high end jewelry line
I don’t think LL ever had a boob job – they always appropriately changed size with her many weight fluctuations. In these pics it looks like she might just be wearing a bra for once
I am sure she isn’t sober when hanging with a Russian. They grow up with vodka always on the table.
I feel very sad for her when I see these photos. Wow. She looks just awful and she’s nearly caught up to her mother in age it appears. I can only imagine the type of life that she has lead to look this way.
Lindsay’s mom has been looking better than Lindsay for many years. That really leaps out at you when looking at photos of them together.
Also, is she starting to get sores on her face? It seems like in photos of meth addicts they progressively get sores on their faces…
I get that she’s a pretty terrible person on her own merits, but…something about her makes me kind of sad when I see her. She literally partied, snorted, and drank away a fruitful career, her health and looks, and any potential she had in industry. Just depressing to watch somebody throw that away when so many never even have the opportunity.
This pretty much sums up my thoughts. Yes, she is an awful human being, but she also doesn’t seem capable of NOT destroying herself. There’s never been any indication she has ever looked at her life and said, “I have to stop this,” rather than “I have to find a way to keep this going.”
She’s looks rough. Lots of sun damage on her legs, face and arms, coupled with an orange colored, splotchy spray tan and some lousy looking makeup. The dress is unflattering in that it’s a terrible fit/design and the absolutely wrong color for her skin tone. A red dress on a red carpet with a red back ground doesn’t help matters either. She needs to update her hair style STAT. The long, lanky, cheap looking hair extensions have past their expiration date by about 10yrs. Assuming that Lindsay cannot afford a stylist/makeup artist on a regular basis, she probably puts together a lot of her ‘looks’ by herself. Hard to believe that she is only 30yrs old, she looks too hard and weary for someone that young.
How is it possible she’s only 30? That’s a typo, right?
When I played GTA, I NEVER even thought it was supposed to be her. I just took the character as a representation of spoiled brat reality-tv type girl.
Hopefully she gets nothing when the case comes to court. But she and her mother have been pulling this trivial and unbelievable lawsuit scam for years. They get paid to go away because it’s cheaper. The only way to stop such behavior is to take it all the way through the court system and pound on her for their legal expenses.
What I haven’t heard anyone mention yet is nutrition (or her lack of it). No matter how much spray tan, fillers, botox, veneers and hair extensions one gets, you can’t really get around the fact that she is malnourished, and you can see the effects in her saggy ash-y lifeless skin, brown teeth and limp thin hair. I wouldn’t be surprised if she already has osteoporosis. She needs vitamins and minerals, stat, and needs to cut down on the coffee and cigs. I just want to hand her a protein superfood shake sooooo bad.
She looks dirty as though her self tanner wasn’t applied correctly. Yikes it’s awful.
I wish wish wish she’d just let her skin be her skin, I think redheads often have gorgeous creamy skin. I hate to see her cover it up with a dirty layer of tanner. It does not work.
This is actually the worst I’ve seen her look in a while. Concerning. I’m still vainly hoping she finds her way, but it appears it isn’t happening.
I’m somewhat surprised she made it to 30, even. Poor kid. She used to be really pretty.
Wow. She really makes me sad. I remember when she was turning 18 (the guys where I worked were pigs making a big deal out of it, rme) and I was 28 and just thinking, “She’s so pretty, I wish I was younger and pretty like that.” I just turned 40 and the tables have turned – she looks older than I do now, but she really shouldn’t. I smoke and I don’t drink steadily but I do from time to time, but I do eat pretty healthy. I’m thinking she must be really abusing something besides coffee and cigarettes to age that badly. I think she could look better, but she needs to start with a long shower and a haircut.
I’m picturing Lindsay with a choppy bob and decent makeup. Embrace the pale. With some good nutrition (and obviously eliminating any drug taking) she could turn this around, not 100% but it’s not a complete lost cause.
The jewelry is ugly and in the last photo Lilo appears to have finally realized what she has done to a once promising career. Also, she needs to stop slopping on the self tanner while drinking.
I hope she lives. She doesn’t look well.
Those look like drunken gash scars. Her eyes are droopy and swollen. Eek 30 looking 50