I think it’s absolutely hilarious that Team Calvin Harris (coughCalvinHarriscough) keeps running to TMZ to talk about Taylor Swift. IT IS SO FUNNY. This is why I always thought Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift were perfect for each other: they’re both immature and petty, and now that Taylor has played Calvin SO HARD, he can’t help but “leak” all of these stories about Tay-Tay and their relationship. Team Calvin keeps insisting that Calvin was and is totally over it… so why does he keep commenting? Why all the leaks? So what is Calvin bitching about today? Well, he wants you to know that it’s “f—king laughable” that Taylor has already met Tom’s parents, because Taylor never met Calvin’s parents.
Calvin Harris thinks it’s “f****** laughable” that Taylor Swift has already met Tom Hiddleston’s mother … considering she NEVER met Calvin’s parents during their 15-month relationship.
Sources close to the former couple tell TMZ … Calvin wanted Taylor to meet his parents, who live in the U.K., but Taylor always told him it was too far away.
We’re told Calvin was understandably “bewildered and astonished” when he heard about TayTom’s visit to meet his mother, Diana … in the freakin’ U.K.!! Remember, Hiddleston’s only been in the picture for a few weeks at this point.
What’s the rush? One source says Calvin thinks Taylor’s cozying up to Tom to lock down a Bond girl role … IF he becomes the new James Bond, as rumored. If it sounds like sour grapes, it’s not — we’re told it’s more comical to Calvin, who also feels like he dodged a bullet.
“Calvin thinks Taylor’s cozying up to Tom to lock down a Bond girl role … IF he becomes the new James Bond, as rumored…” In what f—king world? Do these children not understand how the James Bond franchise operates? Nothing Tom Hiddleston has done over the past month has helped his Bond campaign. NOTHING. In fact, I will call it right now: Tom Hiddleston is never going to be James Bond. Taylor Swift is never going to be a Bond Girl. If either of those things happen, I will eat my hat (a hat made out of peanut-butter M&Ms). As for Taylor being all about meeting-the-family… hm, I do think that’s interesting. Maybe Taylor always knew that Calvin wasn’t The One? Maybe she was always keeping her options open? But I know Calvin spent a lot of time with HER family, so who knows?
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
oh boy, this one is not going to keep mum. He will talk.
And I will listen. Gleefully.
He should start hanging around with Kanye, can you imagine ?
He is actually working with Kanye apparently. I read something that said “Kanye wants to work with Calvin now that he is no longer with Taylor” lol..
I’m ready
He’ll get some magazine cover based off this and spill his guts.
I’m soooo ready. Keep bringing out song after song, just match all the preteen vomit that she’s been using to kill music for the past decade. Time she got a taste of her own laxative.
It IS “f*cking laughable,” but not for the reasons he states.
And I’m starting to believe Tom and Tay are made for each other. Insincere, insecure, infuriating. In a nutshell.
–TheRealPinky
This is the 1st story I have clicked on about them. What the hell is this? I read yesterday there are like zero paps usually where they are getting papped so they must be tipped off.
He seems like a grown man dating a highschooler. I know she is in her 20’s but she seems like the type who is drawing hearts and spelling Tom + Tay=Luv4eva
Are they trying to promote something?
“Are they trying to promote something?”
Him: his profile. Both movies he has fronted have flopped. He has a year turn himself into a movie star or Kong will flop too and that will be the end of his leading man dreams.
Her: each break up yields more “theres something wrong with her” and “she cant keep a man” headlines. By going from one eligible Brit to another so fast she is saying that she didnt want to “keep” Calvin anyway.
What “both movies”? He’s done independents outside of the MCU, and garnered much praise for his performances from both critics and audiences. I Saw the Light suffered from terrible pacing and direction, thanks to writer/director Marc Abraham.
His most recent project, The Night Manager, was a massive success.
As to “there are no paps in that area”–paps that stationed themselves in a spot and didn’t hustle wouldn’t make any money. People seem to forget that the tabloids (and thus audience thirst) are the driving force behind paps–the big paydays they offer for high demand shots motivate paps to track tail numbers of private jets and follow their targets anywhere. They are highly experienced professional stalkers, after all. One can only hope the audience demand will eventually be satisfied here, and the horde will find higher-paying shots to chase after.
I´m so tired already!! I wish that when i woke up in the morning i will not see any stories about TS I thinks she is more annoying than the Kardashians!!
@totallybiased: I Saw the Light sucked all round and he sucked in it. It should never have been made. A biopic about a guy most people outside of a very niche group have never heard of was never going to do well. The only bright spot was Elizabeth Olsen (oh yes, I said it).
TNM was not a “massive success” anywhere but the UK. I know exactly two people in the US who watched it…and before someone starts screaming at me that “there’s a world outside the US!!!!!!!!!”, I only mention this because it’s pretty obvious he wants to become a huge star here. He’d never be doing what he’s doing otherwise.
@Starkiller
“A biopic about a guy most people outside of a very niche group have never heard of…”
No one with an understanding of the history of popular music in the US would ever describe Hank Williams Sr. this way. Please educate yourself.
The movie may have failed in the US because it got terrible reviews or because it was not widely distributed, but I doubt it was because of an ignorance of Hank Williams Sr. and his music.
Starkiller, bless your heart–at least you’re reliable! Hank Williams has been covered, but I will also point out that quite reputable critics described his performance as Oscar worthy, and said it was a shame the film itself was so bad.
As for TNM, the full numbers on it in the US (including plus three and plus seven viewings) were very respectable. It wasn’t Walking Dead popular–but nothing is, and even Walking Dead wasn’t so insanely popular after only its first six episodes.
Example: the last three episodes were the number one television shows, successively, on iTunes. But don’t let facts get in the way of your vitriol! You are a world-class troll, and I’d hate to see anything lessen that passion.
Well said.
Oh Calvin.
Let it go!
Is it wrong that I started singing the song from Frozen in my head when I read your comment?
I did too. Belting out “the perfect girl is gone!”
LOL, me too. I can never read those words without “singing it”.
Yes. He is making a complete fool of himself. Have some pride.
He and Taylor dated for 15 mobths and broke up 3 weeks ago. I think he has a right to be pissy about the situation.
If there indeed together and he was blind sided then I would be upset…
You have to remember, right after the split, he was perfectly good with claiming the split was HIS idea (she wants marriage/babies). Then when she showed up so quickly with Hiddles, his narrative changed to “She was cheating on me! Wah! Wah! (I am so hearing Linda Ronstadt’s “Poor, Poor Pitiful Me” in my head right now! Lol).
Anyway, suck it up, Calvin. She made you more recognizable outside of the world of EDM. Take it with some grace and pride, and just sit the *^%# down already!
Agree. I’m not a Calvin Harris fan, but I know what it feels like to be in a relationship that you can clearly see the other person has checked out, with the strong suspicion that it is because of another person. Your pride gets hit terribly, and I feel any anger( and the pettiness that comes with it) is understandable. He was left behind, and someone else was chosen. Rejection is part of life, but I would imagine being with someone for 15 mos who doesn’t want to meet your parents bc it’s too far to travel, then turns heel and does it for someone that she literally just met and left you for– well, ouch.
Calvin has his Calvins in a bunch, hehe.
Lots of men even if they do the dumping want women to cry their eyes out rather than date another guy soon afterwards. Double standards sometimes abound, especially with Calvin here.
Oh Calvin your moment is so over.
He has a face I just want to slap. I don’t know why.
Dude, I wouldn’t broadcast it like that. If she never wanted to meet your mom because the UK is too far away, you should’ve smelled it earlier. She has a private plane, fool! How dumb is this man? Is she only dating idiots? Please, someone tell me none of this is coming from team Calvin Harris and it’s made up. Bewildered and astonished … I can’t with these people.
Yeah this one is not smart at all.
Hiddleston is the first smart man she’s dated I believe. I only think so because he’s proven he’s smart in interviews, his education, plus he’s leading this thing with Taylor and it’s all on his terms. SHE is going along. He’s the smart one.
Um, I’m not so sure anymore about Tom Hiddleston being smart. It seems to me more and more that yes, he got a good education and he knows how to give nice soundbites in an interview, half of which he may have read somewhere. But his lack of common sense is becoming increasingly apparent to me, and I find common sense to be an important part of intelligence. Anyone can read a book and quote it. (I’m saying this as an avid reader!) Having original thoughts and being able to voice them is a whole other ball game.
He’s not particularly smart, or even particularly charming or well-read–he is the bare minimum of what I would expect of someone with his upbringing and education. Guys like him are a dime a dozen in the UK–they just don’t usually become actors in American superhero movies.
And Tom has had his share of past ladies already, and I’m seeing Taylor as just the newest one. Yes, they are infatuated with one another Now, but I doubt this will last, really, especially since he’s in the UK, and for other reasons. They are happy now, but when they get to really know one another, will it be the same? You know what happens–Calvin knows what happens. And NO, I cannot see Tom as a James Bond, heck NO !! He just doesn’t have the charisma, the masculinity, or the looks either. One last thing–why do they have to meet the parents right away? Shouldn’t that happen somewhere down the line when they are seriously serious?
that makes 2 of us Calvin.
Taylor Swift as a Bond girl would be so sexless. Could she sing the Bond theme though? That seems to be more her angle on this, if she has one.
Sing the bond theme .. She is angling for that Oscar . The girl is ambitious
She’s EGOTing!!
I was leaning more on the Bond song too. She is keen to chase down Adele and prove to everyone that Tay is the queen of all things female hit music now. IIRC Daniel Craig actually suggested Adele sing Skyfall theme song and that is how that got kicked off. I’m thinking Tay thinks Hiddles is for sure the next Bond and he will make it part of his contract negotiations that the love of his life sing his first Bond theme song.
I thought she was going to buy a castle in Scotland because having met his parents and seen Scotland she wanted so much to live there? Or is that just another of the gazillion rumors? Probably just a made-up story — maybe like this one?
I just googled it as I recalled that as well and apparently she met Calvin’s parents – according to old gossip on blogs.
I don’t follow her or this whiner but I do remember a great deal of PR a year ago about him taking her to Scotland and castle-shopping and meeting parents and greatest romance ever
I remembered that story/gossip line as well and thought huh, just like her Hyannis mansion after her Kennedy meet.
He ain’t lying. It is f$cking hilarious. This is like Gyllenhaal on meth. Full speed ahead.
I don’t think people realize exactly how petty Calvin is, even Taylor. He is so petty and childish, he’s going to dragggg her. It’s just a matter of time before he starts dropping bits of info about her and what she’s really like. I love this mess.
Also — I don’t care how famous either one of them is, you couldn’t pay me to meet a significant others parents within weeks of dating. Nothing would make me run screaming faster.
He was a complete dick to Rita Ora after they broke up. It’s not surprising that he’s being a whiny baby over Taylor.
Didn’t Rita cheat on him? If so I don’t really blame him. But yeah it sounds like pettiness is part of his nature anyway haha
Didn’t Rita cheat on him? And didn’t Taylor arrange a photo shoot with Hiddleston 2 weeks after she broke up with Calvin.
I mean i think hes a douche, but lets be honest most people would be upset if their ex treated them like this. He should shut up though.
@Mira
I said this before but I have a hard time buying that Calvin was cheated on and victimized by two ex girlfriends in a row. Part of it is because there were always rumors slash photos of him looking cozy with girls (more so when he was with Rita). Not to mention the car accident that he was in when he was with Taylor was sort of shady. Dude had an unidentified female passenger and refused to go to the hospital.
He totally strikes me as the sort of guy who wants to “take a break” or “temporarily open the relationship” when the going gets tough…but in his mind that means he gets to screw other girls while his significant other remains chaste. JMO but that’s a lot more likely than him being cheated on by both Rita and Taylor
I can’t speculate on what he does behind the scenes because i don’t know the guy.
Like i said he certainly strikes me as a petty docuhe but wether you are the dumpee or the dumper your ex dating someone so publicly 2 weeks after you broke up isn’t a nice feeling because basically what it says is that it meant nothing, that you are completely forgettable. If we are honest none of us likes that feeling. And she is rubbing it in his face with this highly publicised affair with Hiddleston, so she also knows he would have a hard time not reacting to this.
With the way Taylor talked about him and their magical relationship about 2 seconds before she hooked up with hiddleston I actually believe that she pulled the wool over his eyes.
Also Taylor dragged her other exes in much more public ways than he has done, yet. I mean she even went on Ellen to drag Joe Jonas so i don’t really think she has a leg to stand on in these type of situations.
I hate Calvin, I know he’s the douchiest douche BUT…he’s clearly hurt. Considering he was Taylor’s first long-term boyfriend and they way she flaunted him and talked about him right before the break-up, I’m assuming she did him dirty and he has every right to be upset/heartbroken if that’s the case.
If she can consistently drag a break-up of a 3-month relationship 2 years after the fact to make money and play the victim, why can’t he comment on her new relationship she (and her new beau) is obviously selling hard? Taylor and Tom are doing everything they can to be noticed, to be talked about. So they’re getting what they clearly want. It’s so OTT it deserves ridicule and commentary and Calvin, her most significant ex, should not hold back as Taylor isn’t holding back either.
As far as Rita goes, again he’s a massive asshole but she did cheat on him like she cheats openly on every partner she has! If I was working for my partner on a project that would make my partner more known and would end in a massive payment, I sure as hell would be pissed when that person cheats. No way I would allow that person to become successful on my back. Total disrespect and I don’t understand why anybody would pretend they wouldn’t do the same? The namecalling (like Rob did) is totally uncalled for but barring a person from profiting from my hard work, hella yeah I would do that too 🙂
EDIT to add: Also if there was any dirt on Calvin (that he cheated) trust Taylor of all people would let that tea out by now. She would be serving it with her best china! As for Rita, when you openly cheat all the time, you don’t really have a leg to stand on when you get cheated on too but I doubt Calvin cheated because he was so into her and she’s brutal in her relationships LOL.
Here’s the thing though – you’re okay with him making all of this public because we’re assuming he’s been wronged. But then there are the majority of people who constantly RIP up Taylor for doing it. She’s supposedly been cheated on, broken up over the phone etc – but there’s not the same kind of sympathy for her – and I’m not saying you’re not being sympathetic – but that’s just the general attitude around here.
Taylor is automatically assumed to be a cheater here, and I’m not sure how fair that is. If she did cheat on him, that was incredibly unkind of her. But a lot of the gushing about Harris was stuff in interviews or whatever – that are done ahead of the time they’re published. A LOT of the gushing is implied as well – people see Taylor with a guy and assume she thinks he’s the one, or that she’s some immature kid scribbling hearts in a notebook. The thing is – DOES she do any of this? Because other than her songs, I don’t think there’s any real proof of that kind of behavior. Like – I don’t see her posting photos of her name in hearts, or saying in interviews “he’s the one!” – this is all part of the narrative people have decided is law with her.
The thing that I find the fishiest about this whole thing is that he made sure to have his people out first – saying he broke up with her, and that he was tired of her being too clingy, or wanting too much commitment – when you do that, you don’t really GET to complain that she’s being more committed to the new guy, ya know? He’s not sticking to the narrative he put out, and I think this speaks largely to his petty nature. He wanted to sound like the cool guy who doesn’t have time to settle down with immature, baby crazed Swift- but then she moves on like nothing – he’s now angry about that. I think it’s the fact that she didn’t sit around moping and playing into the narrative he had his people put out that really got to him. He’s not getting the KIND of attention he wanted, so now he just wants any kind of attention – and while he’s absolutely allowed to be hurt if it is, it’s not looking like a normal heartbreak to me at least.
Erinn it won’t let me reply directly to you but I totally agree with everything you wrote. I read something similar on Lainey’s site.
@Erinn
I don’t really pity or take sides because I dislike Taylor and Calvin. Just for the record 🙂
Oh I don’t think Taylor cheated. I think Calvin’s hurt comes from Taylor faking being in love ready to break-up before Calvin broke up with her. I think they both got tired of each other once they started spending more time together. They must have broken up at least one month before the official announcement. Then dude got PLAYED. They were fine during the initial break-up, even with all the reports coming from his camp. That could only mean Swift’s team was fine with this. You’ve seen her team in action, everybody knows they’re one of the best in the industry and every relationship has been spinned in the press by putting her into the role of the victim. It sets the narrative for the break-up album 2 years later. Calvin got played because Taylor allowed him to control the narrative (lots of work and negotiating goes into celebrity break-up narratives!) while remaining on good terms with her but she (her team) knew the trump card: the new relationship. Which made him look like a fool very quickly and Taylor is now both the victim of douche Calvin and That Girl who not only upgrades but also proves she’s a hot commodity so don’t cry for her (but love and envy her at the same time while she lets you indulge with her in her new love! gag).
The relationship ran its course and they both royally look like fools now in my opinion. Instead of just being honest like normal people, they both choose to play games in that typical Hollywood style.
I refuse to believe Taylor didn’t co-construct Calvin’s break-up reports which means he does have a right to sulk. Either you’re in it together or you say what you want to say individually. Lots of celebs do it and Tayvin were together very long and they were high-profile, they would be smart enough to discuss the break-up plan. Anything else is just stupid and sloppy, 2 things that at the very least Taylor is NOT (but clearly Calvin is). Taylor is all about Taylor, that much is clear now. More Blank Space than I Know Places, that’s for sure 😉
Why does he have a right to sulk if they were broken up because the relationship ran its course and you don’t believe she was cheating? Once the relationship is over, it’s over. She doesn’t owe him anything. She doesn’t have to soothe his ego. She doesn’t have to release PR statements making him feel or look good. She can move on at whatever speed she desires. She didn’t release any negative statements about him in the press, while he reaped the benefits of having a narrative that made him look like The Cool Guy to the Clingy, Obsessive Girlfriend Who Moved Too Fast. He wasn’t complaining when that narrative was out there – it only became an issue when the mic got dropped on him. In other words, he was fine with her planting PR that made HIM look good, but he’s not okay with PR that makes it clear he’s not the one in control of the situation.
To me, the real issue here isn’t emotional pain. It’s wounded pride. In the Rita Ora breakup, he was in a position of power over her and got what he wanted. That’s not the case here – and you know what? At the end of the day, that’s not really Taylor’s problem, either.
You don’t even know any of these people and you’re making all these ridiculous assumptions as if you were in the same room when sh!t went down.
We may get a peek at the real Tay-Tay. God help us. 🙂
If either Tom or Taylor were my child, I would not be down with these pap strolls on the beach. I get that these two are all swept up in whatever the hell they are doing, but I would hope that at least one parent would say “slow your roll. How many days have you been together? When’s the last time you’ve spent five minutes apart from each other? No, I will not be complicit in your famewhoring. Get a grip.”
Seriously, my thoughts, too. Been there, done that: so in love, you don’t want to part if you don’t have to. But they are adults, not 15-year-olds living in their parents’ homes, they weren’t even on the same continent with Tom’s family! I’d totally say something like “she sounds lovely, Tommy, but how about we meet her when you’re back from filming” – if she’s still in the picture 2 months from now – then sure, why not, but 10 days after they made it public? Seriously too soon.
Exactly!
After my first break-up, my mom was like “OK, NOW I don’t want to meet anyone until you’re either getting married or knocked up!” … LOL.
Jokes aside, I think it’s plain ridiculous to get families involved at this point (even though I too think that Taylor cheated and the relationship has been going on since early May or so). Then again, this won’t be the time when Taylor learns her lesson, and Tom is enjoying the popularity-boost too much to care.
Somehow I can’t see Mrs Hiddleston using the term ” famewhoring”. Calvin should mind his own business. Haud yer wheesht Calvin ( as a Scot, he would recognise that that means STFU).
He’s not the only one
What would Tom be saying to his family?
“Can you please come for a walk with me and the girl I’ve been dating for 2 weeks, so the dozens of photogs sitting outside can get some good pictures of us?”
It is all so embarrassing.
I don’t like Calvin Harris but he dodged a bullet and should shut up and be grateful
The beach walk looks so weird. Did they literally just stroll up and down the beach in a huge group? I’ve lived near the beach most of my life, so I get just going for a walk, but usually people – I don’t know – run? go at sunset? bring food for seagulls? bring chairs to enjoy the breeze? play (especially when kids are involved)? bring a picnic?
My brother involved my family in over the top corny shenanigans with every dumb girl he dated, from high school on. He hasn’t been single for more than a couple months at a time since the age of 13, and he has been known to spring elaborate, involved plans on us last minute to do some stupid thing with whatever girl he’s dating in the moment, whether we’ve actually met that person before or not. I understand Taylor Swift, because my brother is a male Taylor Swift (when it comes to romance). They’re “in love with love”, plus I think Taylor really wants to be married.
And your parents go along?
Why would he even want that? I love my parents and have a great relationship with them, and they’ve met most of my boyfriends (the only exception is the one I dated on a different continent), but I actually don’t WANT to hang out with my boyfriend AND my parents, especially in those early stages of the relationship when you still have so much to learn about each other and everything you say seems fascinating, not unless it’s a family holiday/event (like parents’ birthdays, or a family reunion, or Christmas, or an occasional dinner out together, perhaps).
Yeah, because what’s the alternative? Don’t go along, and he gets mad at us and doesn’t talk to us for months? Whenever he would show up with a new girl we’d just sigh and suck it up and do whatever stupid scheme he had cooked up for the day.
Also, a factor I’m not sure most people are considering is that actors/performers often go long stretches not seeing their families. Taylor has the means and money to travel with her family, but it seems like Tom’s family is pretty rooted in Britain. One reason my brother involved us in these outings with his girlfriends is because I only see my brother infrequently. He had to pack it all into just a few days, because he lives on the other side of the country from the rest of us and doesn’t visit often.
I think some of Tom and Taylor’s accelerated timeline may be that this is the only free time they have. Tom is due to start filming Thor 3 in Australia by the end of the month, and then that’s the rest of his year, working. I won’t be surprised if Taylor joins him there, for at least some of it, but given the “all or nothing” aspect of their working lives, it makes sense to me that they’re trying to cram like six months of dating into three weeks.
OMG Algernon, you have me in stitches! Aren’t brothers sooo painful when they expect you to become performing monkeys for perfect strangers that you would NEVER ordinarily exchange two words with under any other circumstances!
@Algernon,
oh, well, if he visits with girlfriends, I suppose. You just mentioned that this was more or less the pattern since he was 13, so I presumed you were all in the same town, at least for the first 4-5 years? I don’t know, I thought meeting the parents of your boyfriend/girlfriend was every teenager’s nightmare: it’s tense, awkward, and usually not done until prom or until the relationship became long-term. Sometimes it’s necessary because parents won’t let you go out with a boy they don’t know, but it’s tolerated as necessary evil, not embraced and even manufactured on purpose.
Oh yeah, when we were kids he always had his girlfriends around, but he’s a serial monogamist so they tended to last a while. He only dated three girls in high school, one of which also made it halfway through college with him. So it’s not like, back then, it was a new girl every week. But once he finished college and moved across the country for a job, it was like every time he came home it was a new girl, and that’s been the last decade-plus pattern.
The guy is a douche. He made statements of how he broke up with her and couldn’t wait to put distance between them and now he feels betrayed. I am no fan of Swifty but she can do what she wants, especially after Calvin was the one to break up with her.
grow up.
LOl, cause you believe he’s the one who broke up.
It was clearly her moves since the very beginning.
All of the reputable gossip publications said he dumped her. I get that he says she controlled the media, but Gossip Cop and People still say he instigated the breakup.
I read on NY Post Page Six shortly after the break up that Calvin was ring shopping. He wanted to take relationship to the next step but not at the pace Taylor did.. so who knows what really happened..
I was never a fan of either but admit this whole thing is entertaining from a gossip perspective. If Taylor trashes all her ex boyfriends in songs, why can’t Calvin talk about it? I wonder what lyrics he will start pumping out. Maybe this fall will be the battle of the exes in music land.
I don’t think anyone’s saying he can’t talk about it – in fact, please continue, because this gossip is hugely entertaining – but more that he’s not getting what he thinks out of it. In light of his behavior with Rita Ora during the breakup and his backpedaling about how the breakup with Taylor went down, it’s just making him look petty. Kind of the same as how we criticize Tay Tay when she’s dragging exes in music.
Oh grow up.
Taylor will be 50 years old and still a spoiled brat but everytime she acts like a brat we’ll just tell everyone around her to grow up.
#SpoiledUglyGirlPrivilege
I don’t like Calvin but I’m sitting here like “dragggggg herrrrrr!”
Whether it is for his James Bond thing or not both of them are clearly trying to get more from this relationship than just love and companionship because the amount of pap shots of them rivals the number of days they’ve supposedly been together.
I agree. And isn’t TMZ basically stalking Calvin every day when he goes to the gym? There was just a video of how his back passenger door was open and he didn’t realize it (?) and almost tore it off reversing back against a wall trying to leave the gym to get away from his daily barrage of Tiddles questions.
” As for Taylor being all about meeting-the-family… hm, I do think that’s interesting. Maybe Taylor always knew that Calvin wasn’t The One? Maybe she was always keeping her options open? But I know Calvin spent a lot of time with HER family, so who knows?”
Wouldn’t this suggest that he thought she isn’t the one? I mean usually you have to invite your significant other to meet your parents. Its really not their decision to see your parents. 🙂
Also since its well documented she has met the families of Harry, Jake and the kennedy kid after a few weeks together i don’t think she was the one putting the brakes on….
Since people have been on “ring-watch” on other sites, checking out a diamond she has been wearing on her right index finger… I note it is now moved down to her middle finger in the pic above. Someone will likely say she is swelling due to a secret pregnancy, but I hope if nothing else it is because she is swelling from LOVE with extra cheese. I am envious, because I Tay-To-ally want cheese, as well as all the great food these two have access to on this tour. Lucky!
Also, bonus points for matching her head scarf to the inner lining of the padded coat she probably borrowed. See, totes obviously destiny/meant to be! It’s SERENDIPI-TAY! 😛
(Edit: can’t find some of the pics I saw in the many articles at Daily Mail, but this one shows some of the matching coincidence)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/06/28/04/35B2886000000578-3663302-image-m-31_1467085259236.jpg)
it’s not a diamond it’s an opal, Taylor’s favorite stone
I am sick of Tom and Taylor already!
I need insulin shots after the cheese overdose.
Honestly, the more obvious it’s becoming that these two are actually in love, and in that stage of reveling in the glory of new love, the more this guy is going to out himself as nothing but a bitter ex. Just my opinion, but he looks and sounds ridiculous now.
Grrrrrrrrr…..Big whiney baby. I do love that lip pursed pissy faced picture though. Oh I hate him. How is he not best friends with Justin Timberlake yet?
3 months until they are either engaged, married and/or pregnant.
Agreed.
Taylor is not pregnant. The girl is too ambitious to get pregnant this early in career
she said she wont have children at all.
The headline in conjunction with the accompanying picture is pure perfection, sheer genius.
Just dying over here.
A few months ago Taylor declared that she was willing to take a break from the spotlight, after +2 years of recording, touring, promoting and showing up at events.. she said that she knew the audience was eventually going to get fed up with her.
At the time, I thought she was sincere (and smart, because over-exposure is always a bad idea, even if you are at the top of the game like Taylor was), but boy, was I wrong.
She’s enjoying this love parade SO MUCH, it’s really f*****g laughable. I really do not understand how she/her people think this won’t come bite her in the ass. People are already laughing so hard at the thirst, the calculation, the falseness.
I used to be a Taylor apologist (only because she was keeping a relatively low profile, despite a whirlwind of comical romances), but I officially quit.
At this point, I hope to God she is really in love, because if she did all this for attention and revenge. That is beyond pathetic.
you are right. something about becoming a real person with hobbies.
too bad because it would do her some good, she is not only never really single, she also copies the styles of her boyfriends meaning she has got no identity of her own.
Hmm, I actually think that this may explain the mad rash to meet his parents! She must have known it’d be a huge slap in the face of Calvin/Adam: “remember how I said for 15 months that your parents were too far away? Well, suck on this: I’ll fly all the way to the UK to meet the parents of your replacement after only 10 days!!!”.
GO CALVIN!!!!
He has every right to be petty and drag her ass.
Yes, if he wants to look like a complete idiot. Which he does.
You’re posting on a site called “Celebitchy” which comments gossips.
I don’t think anyone here can give lesson about life’s choices and priorities.
@freebunny
I don’t think gossiping about what a celebrity publicly put out there is quite the same as gossiping publicly about your ex.
Even in “normal” life, it’s one thing to vent to your girlfriend or your family (it can even be necessary and therapeutic), it’s quite another to spill your feelings on FB, Twitter, or elsewhere, for everyone to see.
Bunny, we most certainly can and will be judgy and shallow. We also do smart and supportive.
“No comment” would be a good choice to show he’s moved on.
Bond girls are supposed to be sexy. Taylor is not the least bit sexy. So how would she be a Bond girl?
Am sorry but Tom is too old for this crap. And I think this made his campaign worse for the James Bond role.
I don’t buy that Taylor is with Tom for a Bond girl role.
Bond girls are always unknown with an element of mystique…well, other than Halle Berry and Denise Richards (at least I think Denise was famous at the time?)
A woman of Taylor’s fame and stature would never be believable as a Bond girl. They also usually go with European women.
Yeah, between the lack of mystique and the zero sex appeal (Denise and Halle have that going for them), I could never see Taylor as a Bond girl.
Madonna was in a Bond film! She sang the theme song and did a fencing scene with Rosamund whatever her name is from Gone Girl.
The thing that confuses me about this claim is, well, why would she WANT to be a Bond girl? Why play a sidekick to Bond when she can be center stage in the music industry?
Team Petty. I’m here for the dragging.
I don’t like CH but I’m SO here for this. I have yet to see people beyond her stans that aren’t laughing hysterically at these shenanigans. Its like Taylor turned the dial on her PR relationships by 100000
Anyways I brought Bellinis today in honor of their Italian adventure. Pizza for lunch.
I don’t believe Swifty is trying to be a Bond girl. I believe she’s trying to get the theme song.
THIS. I think she’s angling for the bond theme to get the Oscar. She’s probs pissed that Sam won for that song (I am too but because that song was TERRIBLE) and Adele stole her chance at the Oscar with Skyfall. I would not be surprised if she angled for the Bond theme. To that I say please no
Unless the next Bond film is about cats or trying to get back at an ex, Taylor should never be considered for the theme song.
Oh Calvin, no amount of chest presses will make up for your boner killing whinging.
Leg day won’t either
I was in stitches over the whole ‘leg day’ thing with him. I was so confused because I thought he was making fun of Hiddles until I realized ‘LEGS’ was just a nickname from Sixer.
Na, na, na, na, na, na.
At this rate I expect to see them married by this Saturday.
i find calvin/adam harris and chris martin interchangeable. they are both so bland and so whiney.
Me too!
Hiddleston/Martin/ Harris all interchangeable. Maybe taylor could date Martin next? 🙂
Tbh I feel like she’s going to backlash herself right into making him look vindicated. This already looks stupid as hell just from a casual stand point.
Taylor all decked out in her best L.L. Bean posing page 7 of the catalogue with the guy she’s barely been seeing for a month with his whole family in tow? This somehow comes off worse than when she bought the house across from the Kennedy boy.
There’s a reason she was getting/has a reputation as a bunny boiler and it’s not because society’s judging her for doing ‘normal’ things. It’s because Taylor consistently goes from 0 to “WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME?!?!” with a stunning lack of awareness.
When this relationship flops she’ll complain society is always judging women for meeting their boyfriend’s mom for staged pap strolls on beaches.
Wait… CH wanted TS to meet his family, but she refused. I would guess that TS is the kind of woman who LOVES to meet the family of her current boyfriend (whoever it is at that time), esp. if she was talking about marriage in the last weeks/months of the relationship.
As I said in one of the last threads: could Team CH please keep their story straight. Tell one story, stick with it and/or move on. The only thing laughable is, that someone is still leaking those stories. If I would be in a situation like this, I would just sit back and let the trainwreck happen.
Um, I don’t care about these people, but where do I order a peanut butter M&M hat? Yummy!!
Calvin needs to let it go. That said, I don’t fit a second believe that she didn’t want to meet his parents. I think it was the other way around and he didn’t want to admit it because it made him look bad. If you date someone for 15 months and still don’t want to your SO to meet your parents, you’re a dick. Think about it, she would have been all over it. It’s probably why she went and met Tom’s Mom. To throw it in his face!
I read Tom didn’t get the Bond role. He was at some Comic Con like convention (Wizard World?) in early June. He was asked about it in an interview with the other Thor actor. He said he didn’t get the Bond role.
The gossip sites and trashy newspapers like to make things up. He has denied Bond rumours repeatedly over the last few months, and yet gossipers choose to ignore that. When he won’t be James Bond like he always said he won’t, people will blame this Taylor stuff for it.
What he said was he was never up for the Bond role, it wasn’t under discussion. He’s also pointed out many times that Daniel Craig is still Bond. Which is true.
Crazy! I honestly can’t see TS saying the UK is too far to go to meet her BF of 15 months parents?! You have a private jet…the UK isn’t that far. Hell, if I had a private jet I would be all over meeting people and exploring the world! It just seems very not swiftly to not want to meet CH parents?! Weird. Just can’t see her saying that.
Wow, he’s really bitter. Time to shut up and get yourself papped with a cuter woman, honey. Pictures are worth a thousand words.
Maybe one whose name (first and last) starts with a K. That would take this petty triangle to the next level.
He’s giving us full on Derek Zoolander in that header photo.
This says a lot more about Calvin Harris. It’s fucking laughable that he didn’t introduce his mother to his girlfriend of 18 months despite her living in Scotland. Taylor travels internationally every week. And even if she didn’t want to go to Scotland (unlikely), his mother surely is invited to visit him in California, right? It’s all so patently bullshit from CH. No wonder she dumped him.
Perhaps Adam’s mother did not wish to come to California to meet her son’s flavour of the minute? After all, she doesn’t have a cushy private jet at her disposal–that’s a long-ass flight.
RME, Taylor met Harry’s parents in the UK and they dated for two months and banged off an on for a couple more. I can’t believe people hate Taylor so much that they buy this crap story that she refused to meet his mom after dating him for over a year. There’s no way. She met Jake’s and Connor’s whole families and they dated for like three months.
Also lol at the idea Taylor is trying to get a Bond role through a guy who has said over and over he isn’t going to be Bond, has not met with the Broccolis, etc.
Remember those “Calvin was intimidated by Taylor’s success” stories that Taylor’s camp put out?
So often, the mud someone slings is their own mud. I wonder if Taylor refrained from meeting Calvin’s family as a way to keep him subservient in the relationship; she wanted to be top dog and there weren’t many avenues in which she could keep (passive-aggressive) control.
Do you really believe she didn’t want to meet his parents? So you think she wanted to meet everyone else’s parents apart from the only guy she had a long term relationship with.
If Calvin was well liked people would call Taylor out for how she treated him. A month a go he was magic now Tom is is magic
At best she looks really shallow and insensitive at worst vindictive.
If genders were reversed people would not celebrate that she ” played him”.
Everyone here is pretending they would be totally zen and SO mature.
If your ex from a couple of weeks ago immediatly dated someone new. And then they were photographed every single day. Yes sure we would all just move on. Eye roll.
Some of us have that experience. And yet we moved on. That’s how you deal with things when you are a grown up (emotionally, not physically). Complaining to your friends is one thing (and you still have to let it go), whining in public is immature.
If I had dumped my ex, as Calvin claims to have done, then I wouldn’t care whether my ex moved on. He says he dumped her. He has no right to expect her to mope around mourning his loss. If he’s so hurt, after dumping her, than maybe he shouldn’t have dumped her and maybe he should tell her that. But leave the rest of us out of it.
He’s being mocked because of the shift in narrative, not being upset that his ex moved on. You can’t posture yourself as The Cool Guy who broke up with the fast-moving ex and then turn around after she rebounds and claim cheating.
I’ll give you that gender does play into this scenario, but part of that has to do with the inherent gendering of the narrative. We don’t portray men socially as being “clingy” or wanting to “move things too fast.” Taylor has been repeatedly portrayed as emotionally immature, shallow, and obsessive – agree or disagree if those fit her, we can’t overlook that those are qualities we don’t attribute to men. It’s a double standard because the narrative is inherently woven into a double standard in regards to how women are portrayed in media.
Between Calvin and Kanye, we may finally uncover the truth about the Fake Life of TayTay Barbie.
He’s not wrong.
Please don’t make match stick figures a Bond Girl.
I’ve never watched a Bond film but still!
I don’t understand what narrative Calvin is trying to push? First he broke up with her bc she wanted marriage and was pressuring him; now he’s upset bc she never met his mum and dad?!
I don’t buy that Taylor is angling for a bond girl role… I do buy that she’s angling for singing the theme song. And I have zero problem with her ambition (or Tom’s for that matter). They seem perfect together.
They’re like a sexless, tall, blonde, earnest version of Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux.
Apparently, Adam “Call Me Calvin Because It Gives Me More Street Cred” Harris recently backed his car into a wall. With one of the doors open. Dude needs to get his act together
calvin many names wants people to believe he broke up with her because she was too boring but he’s upset she’s seeing someone else. did he want her to go through a suitable mourning period and she declined so now his wee, tiny feelings are hurt. sorry adam many names, you just aren’t that memorable.
Don’t you know? His exs are supposed to so overcome with the glory of Calvin Many Names that they swear off all romantic entanglements for life and enter cloistered convents. Such a man is Calvin Many Names that no man could ever compare, or woman either. Such a man.
This is the case of a cocky man being played at his own game end of story.Taylor was not getting what she wanted from him so she bailed.While Calvin thought he had her.
This couple is really cute together. She seemed as though she was never fulfilled dating Calvin and now she seems more content with Tom. Regardless of how they got together, I really like them as couple.