Miley Cyrus is totally jaded about relationships. The sixteen-year-old billionaire is so over her live-in relationship with 20-year-old boyfriend Justin Gaston, she’s got her heart set on dumping him. It seems Miley has come to her senses, and feels that Justin is “cramping her lifestyle” and “trying to ride her coattails to success”. Miley, it seems, has had enough of the Bible-quoting, crotch-grabbing Justin. This is called progress, Miley.

Guess who loves Justin, though? Billy Ray! Billy Ray is all up in his daughter’s business, trying to convince Miley to stick with Justin, telling her that she’ll “regret” leaving such a catch. Yes, Billy Ray thinks Justin is the bee’s knees, and ultimately the best Miley could do. Ugh, shut up, Dad! Billy Ray is so certain that Miley and Justin are the real deal, he’s trying to convince them to go on an all-expenses-paid trip to Hawaii, Billy Ray’s treat. Because his daughter is sixteen, so a romantic getaway to a tropical island with her skeezy 20 year-old boyfriend is exactly what Miley needs.

Miley Cyrus wants to end her romance with model-boyfriend Justin Gaston, but there’s one thing standing in her way – her dad!

The 16-year-old Hannah Montant star has grown bored with her beau and is telling pals he’s “cramping her lifestyle,” an insider told The Enquirer.

But dad Billy Ray is a big fan of Justin, 20, and is working overtime to smooth things over between the youngsters. He’s even offered to send the two on an all-expenses-paid vacation to Hawaii so they can reconnect.

And while Miley is considering accepting her dad’s vacation offer, there’s no doubt she’s ready to move on, says the insider.

“Miley thinks her career is at a tipping point, where she’s transitioning from more kid stuff to more mature movies and music, and she doesn’t want to be tied down with Justin,” the insider explained. “She just has a nagging feeling that Justin is trying to ride her coattails to success and she resent that.”

But Miley also has a roving eye, says the insider.

“It’s finally dawning on her that she’s young, rich and famous – and she can have any guy she’s interested in.”

Billy Ray, who introduced Justin to his daughter last year, has told Miley she’s “behaving immaturely and that she’ll regret dumping Justin,” continued the insider.

“Billy Ray thinks Justin is a solid, stand-up Christian guy who keep his nose clean and stays out of trouble.”

As The Enquirer previously reported, Billy Ray likes Justin so much, he let him move into the family’s Toluca Lake, Calif. home. Despite the living arrangement, Justin also maintains a separate place.

“Lately he’s been spending more nights at his apartment,” disclosed the insider. “He and Miley are definitely growing apart.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, Mike Walker’s column, May 11, 2009]

Dude, your daughter is sixteen. Girls that age change boyfriends like they change socks. And they certainly don’t need a daddy-approved, “all expenses paid” trip to Hawaii. Sidenote: Miley is “paying” technically, isn’t she? She’s the breadwinner in that household, so why is Billy Ray trying to act like he’s so generous?

Anyway, I know I’ve called Miley a spoiled little brat a million times, but sometimes I have a some sympathy for her. She is young, she’s going to break up with boyfriends and try out different styles and be bratty, and that’s life. It’s part of growing up. Billy Ray should find some way of being supportive of his daughter in an adult way, by treating her life the young adult she is. He can’t micromanage her life, much less her love life. If she wants to dump Justin, than good riddance.

Miley and Justin are shown out on 3/15/09. Credit: RIV/Fame Pictures