Britney Spears is worried about her lungs. So what’s the obvious choice? Stop smoking, of course. But that’s too complicated for Britney – she supposedly wants to buy an oxygen chamber because she’s become “paranoid about in too much bad air” while on stage. She’s worried about her voice, y’all. Even though she doesn’t really sing… while on stage, or even that much on her albums. Britney thinks an oxygen chamber will reverse the damage of any marijuana smoke she might have inhaled for about a minute once, basically.

Britney Spears is taking no risks with her voice.

As well as protecting it by lip-synching to virtually all her songs on her world tour, the Womanizer star plans to splash £15,000 on an oxygen chamber.

I’m told: “Since her Vancouver gig, where she ran off stage as it was too smoky, she’s become paranoid about breathing in too much bad air.’

“She’s keen on an oxygen chamber that will reverse any smoke inhalation damage.”

Brit’s not the only celeb to indulge in the expensive device. Madonna, Mick Jagger and Michael Jackson all own one.

But, unlike Brit, currently criss-crossing the US on her Circus tour, at least they use their voices a bit more of the time.

Surely the Toxic singer would be better off just ditching the fags instead?

From The Sun

What do Mick Jagger, Madonna and Michael Jackson have in common, besides the oxygen chambers? They all sing. They sing live, they sing on their albums, their voices are their lives. Britney’s live recordings feature such gems as “my p*ssy is hangin’ out.”

In other Britney news, it seems that her sons will be joining her on the European leg of her tour. Kevin Federline has agreed to let Sean and Jayden come along, providing that both K-Fed and Brit can sustain a somewhat normal schedule for the boys:

Two months ago, when Britney Spears embarked on her first concert tour in almost five years, she was joined by two of her biggest — and littlest! — supporters: her young sons Jayden James and Sean Preston.

And now that Brit is wrapping up the North American leg of her tour, OK! can exclusively reveal that the pop superstar will continue to have her boys cheering her on when she heads to Europe in June.

In an exclusive interview in the next issue of OK! — on sale everywhere Thursday — Mark Vincent Kaplan, attorney for Brit’s ex-husband Kevin Federline reveals that his client is “more than happy to help facilitate Britney being able to see the boys on the European leg of the tour.”

Kaplan admits that, though Kevin has custody of the two boys, he realizes that Britney “should not have to sacrifice visits with her boys while pursuing her career. Kevin has even been able to make sure that Britney can maintain the boys’ regular schedule, even though she’s on tour.”

For the entire story — including the family’s living arrangements — be sure to pick up the next issue of OK!, on sale everywhere Thursday.

From OK! Magazine

That’s sweet. After Sean and Jayden play with mommy’s cigarettes, they can all take naps in the oxygen chamber. In all seriousness though, it’s nice that Britney and Kevin have worked things out to the point where they’re both working to make sure Jayden and Sean have two relatively stable parents who get along. I actually think it’s a good idea that Kevin retains custody of the boys, because if Britney had custody on top of this tour, it could be too much for her to handle.

Britney Spears is shown performing on 12/2/08. Credit: PRPhotos