I’ll admit it: Scott Eastwood is actually attractive when he’s not making douchey frat-boy faces. I can see why he models, because he’s actually sort of good at it. Scott covers the new issue of GQ Australia, and it’s a really long douche-bro piece. Most celebrities take magazine journalists out for a drink, or out for a dinner. Scott took the GQ journalist out on two long nights of partying with his “entourage.” They picked up women, they talked about asses, they talked about fathers, and much more. You can read the full piece here. Some highlights:

Doing the Taylor Swift video: “[My agents] were saying things like, ‘Why would you want to go be Taylor Swift’s boy toy?’ And I go, ‘Well, why wouldn’t I? Are you kidding?’”

Clint Eastwood didn’t support Scott: At 17, “I called [Dad] and was like, ‘I’ve got this job, can I get eight grand to buy a truck? I’m working this job, I can pay you back ‘X’ amount a month, you know,’ and I remember the phone going silent… And he’d just be like, ‘Yeah, no. You’re done with what you’re doing.’ He wouldn’t give me a dime. And I don’t want to give him all the credit, because Mum had a huge part in raising me too, and making me a better man, but he definitely was the hammer. I was… I was a hustler, a straight hustler to make it, and to get where I am. I love that. I still have that hustler mentality.”

He’s realistic about Hollywood: “You’re a passenger in a vehicle and you’re replaceable. Interchangeable. There’s a million guys who could f–king do what I do, and probably millions who could do it better than me. I’m lucky.”

He was 16 when Clint Eastwood assaulted him: “I had taken my younger sister, who was, like, 14, to this party. I left, maybe to go get beer with the guys. And I left her and I didn’t think about it at the time. Later, Dad found out that I’d left her there.” Clint Eastwood, all six-foot-one of him, slammed his teenage son against a wall. He wrapped his sinewy hands around Scott’s throat. And then he punched him, square in the face. “He popped me and said, ‘You don’t ever leave your sister at a party. EVER.’ And it was very old-school, very old-school of him. He wasn’t afraid. None of this new-age bullsh-t where you can’t even smack the kid because everyone’s afraid of being judged or whatever. That wasn’t the way that sh-t went down in that family… If you did something wrong, you were going to get punished. I learnt quickly – you don’t do that.”

What pisses off Scott? “Complainers, whiny little f–king brats. You just really want to knock them out and be like, ‘You lucky, lucky, spoilt brat. You’re full of yourself. You’re so lucky, I would love nothing more than to knock you out, to show you how much of a little brat you’re being…I just worked with an actor, a younger actor, you know, there were a few times I snapped on him. I said, ‘Get your arse over here! This is a job!’ And I could hear myself, after I said it, I could hear my father inside of me saying it, and I was like, ‘Oh my god, I’m turning into my father.’ You know, a lot of people aren’t raised like that anymore, where someone is able to put them in check and say, ‘Hey, stop acting like an arsehole, get over here, this is a f–king job.’ That’s how my Dad would’ve done it. There’s a little bit of that lacking in society today.”

He loves Cuban girls & he’s going to Cuba soon: “I’m going to meet my future ex-wife next week…It’s easy to fall in love when you’re young, right? And then you start to realise those feelings of love and stuff, passion, love, lust, sometimes they come very quickly, but they can also leave quickly.”

[From GQ Australia]

Scott tries so hard to be “manly” like his dad but he still comes across as… not that deep, you know? It’s obvious he hero-worships his dad and I understand that, but it sort of falls flat when Scott tries to imitate Clint’s attitude. It’s like Scott is doing Clint Cosplay.

Scott also tells a story near the end of the interview about the last time he cried. That was the question, when did you last cry? And his answer is to talk about a girlfriend who died in a car accident because the airbag malfunctioned. The loss of this girlfriend, Scott says, “made it harder for me to date.” Ever since this interview came out, outlets have been running stories about Scott’s lost love – go here to read.

Photos courtesy of Tom Craig/GQ Australia.