The reports have been coming in pretty steadily that Robert Pattinson is hooking up with at least one of his New Moon co-stars. Some say Kristen Stewart, some say Nikki Reed, some say both. But even a smelly, small-wanged womanizer needs more than two co-stars and a buffet of Teen Beat readers. He needs a professional. A professional stripper, that is.
Is seems R-Pattz has a thing for a local Canadian stripper named “Kendra”. Kendra works at Brandi’s Exotic Nightclub in Vancouver, and R-Pattz has visited her several times. Kendra is apparently a Bo Derek look-alike, and R-Pattz loves a good lap dance. This is gross, right? Even though it’s obvious to me that R-Pattz isn’t God’s gift, I will acknowledge that he still doesn’t have to pay for it.
The attention of gorgeous costars — and red-blooded women the world over — has failed to quench Rob Pattinson’s thirst for affection!
In the May 18 issue of Star, we report that as if British hunk doesn’t have enough ladies in his life with his Twilight costars Nikki Reed and Kristen Stewart both crushing on him, he’s added another woman to the mix — a stripper!
While shooting New Moon in Canada, he’s made not one but two trips to Brandi’s Exotic Nightclub in Vancouver, where he became infatuated with a curvaceous dancer named Kendra.
The night they met, Rob followed the hot blonde into a private room for a lap dance and he must have liked what he saw because he returned asking for her two days later.
“She’s very pretty and very sexy,” one insider at Brandi’s says about the object of Rob’s affection. “She reminds me of Bo Derek in 10.”
[From Star Magazine]
Out of all of the celebrity magazines and tabloids, OK! Magazine seems to be the most focused on the whole Twilight/New Moon hysteria. They devoted their cover to New Moon this week, and today they put up an “exclusive” interview with Ashley Greene, who plays Edward‘s (Robert Pattinson) sister Alice. When asked about R-Pattz’s extensive time in the make-up and hair trailers, Ashley says that Robert “likes being pretty! No, I think any guy [actor] is kind of like, eh. But it’s part of the job.”
Ashley also lets loose a little bit about Robert’s single status, and his maybe-crush on Kristen Stewart: “Rob’s always like, “I don’t belong here, what’s going on?” He’s not the most sociable. He’s not one of those people who can go and talk to anyone. He’s kind of a hermit and a little awkward. He got thrust into this limelight, but he’s dealing with it. I think it’d be kind of difficult for anyone… I think he’s loving being single. He’s pretty much one of the most eligible bachelors out there right now. So if he was sad before [about Kristen], I think that he’s all right now.”
Header of Robert Pattinson leaving One Electra after attending an Oscars afterparty on February 22nd. Images thanks to Pacific Coast News.
Why is it gross? It’s not like he’s desperately trying to buy a woman to love him – he’s just having a bit of fun. Pah, my housemates and I seem to end up at strip clubs on occasions. Tis all fun and games.
what the hell is wrong with a stripper or a guy getting dances from one? dont hate, he would rather get dances from a hot chick then some pimply faced vapid fangirl.
how was he FORCED into this? pretty sure you have to really PURSUE an acting career in order get one one no one forced him out of his subway job into a major motion picture. annoying
I can honestly say Kaiser, except for the Bradangelina posts, your articles are can be very funny.
Oh and as for Robert Pattinson, he is a big boy and all but while he is still making his Twilight movies, maybe he should think about being more discrete and careful about these things so he would not taint his precious clean-cut-tweeny-loved by public image.
I don’t get it. What’s his appeal apart from belonging to a rare breed of glittering vampires?
Why is this guy even still IN Vancouver? Edward is in New Moon for a whole whopping what, 10 minutes? How long does it take to film 10 min of footage?
So what if the guy likes a stripper. Whooptie. I’ll start worrying when reports start coming out that he knocked her up the night he snorted coke off her @$$. Give them time, it will be claimed.
You know the studio execs will extend Edward’s role in New Moon significantly to make sure the tweeny fans are satisfied enough to go and see the movie (preferably for them, more then once).
Cool, he’s dirty too.
Now I just lust him even more!!!
say where are the stories of the gals from new moon going to the male strip clubs in vancouver?
Don’t you think we would be seeing pictures , I’m sure it’s all a stunt for stripper club publicity. Ridiculous!
How sad that a great looking, educated guy like him goes to strip clubs. He just lost all credibility.
He’s a 22 year old young man, for vampire’s sake!!! LIVE IT UP, ROB! And make more music!!!
Seriously! Rob is 22 nearly 23! Haven’t we all been to strip clubs for a bit of fun. He probably went with the guys from set, & had a good old guys night out. Jeez, cut him a break. No love lost for him. He is still brilliant,eccentric, & talented. It’s endearing that he doesn’t have a monstrous ego like most Hollywood types! Let Rob be!
Plus we Canadian chicks can be hard to resist. Let alone when we’re half naked and performing lap dances.
I’ve never seen Twilight, and I can’t remember him from the Harry Potter flicks… I’ll see him in the Salvador Dali movie… even if that weren’t that case, and even with him getting lap dances (who the hell cares about that anyway?) I’d still bang him six ways to Sunday, and then some. I just wanted to throw that out there for you all to mull over. He’s ridiculously sexy is what I’m trying to say here.
I don’t think he’s so much paying for “love and affection”… she knows what she’s doing and he’s out for a good time. And more importantly, i think when a lot of these famous and well off types pay for things like this, they’re paying more for the guarantee that you’ll leave and there won’t be as many strings attached.
isn’t he gay in real life,anyways anything star mag says is a lie
Nothing wrong with going to a strip club. In fact, I took my American husband to one & bought him a lap dance! I think I enjoyed it more than he did! Robert’s a grown boy & English to say the least! Give him a break!
I don’t see what’s the big deal about him going to a strip club. He’s a young man doing what a lot of other guys his age do. Whoopedeedoo!!! It would be a totally different story if he was caught soliciting sex or something but I don’t see how this could even be considered newsworthy. Oh, I forgot it’s because he’s a celebrity and he apparently doesn’t have a right to any privacy whatsoever! Get over it people! Let the kid live and have some fun for Christ’s sake.
By the way, what’s the deal with the small-wang reference??? Has somebody seen something that the rest of us are clueless about? Because I need proof. Preferably in the form of high-resolution pictures. Please feel free to forward them to me posthaste if you have them, lol! Seriously though, to me it’s just horrible for anybody to spread rumors about someone they don’t even know. Regardless if I had a chance to date Rob in any capacity I’d jump at the chance, AHEM (clears throat)… Actually I’d jump on him… That’s a no-brainer! I for one think he’s HOT not to mention yummy!
In the words of Chris Crocker – Leave Rob Pattinson alone, lol!
I’m just going to sit back and let the fangirls blow their top at how he’s hooking up with ~*teh unpure, OMG!*~
Rob just strikes me as someone who is really lonely, and is taking advantage of the female company. And the stripper is giving it because – well, that’s her job. Along with the lapdances and the general stripping.
They give lap dances to rodents? How avante-garde. Around here we just lay out glue traps.
Granted this guy is easy on the eyes and (supposedly)all english gentleman,Pah!! HE’s a PLAYER, and one thing I cant stand and thats someone pretending to be something there not.YUCK- Ive gone off him.
Oh well, spose he’s young yet and should be allowed to live how he wants
All rumours and no pictures.
gah! a 23 year old man at a strip club?!? quick someone call mary whitehouse…
The stripper thing is rubbish. Not that he wouldn’t be up for it. But he has too many personal issues concerning what’s in the trunk. He wouldn’t be caught out like that publicly, not now, not ever.
I don’t care what the guy does. Its none of my business, but he is so fine to look at it and that head of hair should be left to the Smithsonian for future generations to enjoy.
What a load of CRAP
where are the pictures then?
Ooh yeah he’s so into strippers and a chick named Kendra why has he not been approached by the papz and asked this question, because its a LIE, jeez don’t believe everything you read!!.
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There is nothing wrong with him going to the stripclubs… However, there is only one thing I think.. The only thing here is , if a guy visits strip clubs few nights in a row, that MEANS THAT HE IS REALLY SINGLE… Can you imaginehim dating Kristen and going to a stripclub at night by himself? That would be too sleezy… No man with a new girlfriend ( for whom we think he is infatuated) visits stripclus , trust me…
I met Rob when he came to a club I work as a dancer last year and he appeared to be a nice guy. I gave him a personal dance and he did smell like cigarettes and beer, slightly musky. But is was that attractive sweat smell men sometimes get after a light workout. He wanted to be confident by asking me for a dance, but he was shy about making eye contact with me. He tipped me well and he was a complete gentlemen.