I really dislike Wonderland Magazine’s editorials and covers. They seem to be aiming for a 1970s vintage-p0rn vibe, but it just looks cheap and silly. Speaking of cheap and silly, Kim Kardashian covers the October issue of Wonderland. These photos are terrible. There’s supposed to be a ‘90s-theme, because for some reason this month, everybody is all about the ‘90s. While the ‘90s were a great decade, these photos are just… NO. The interview is pretty awful too, especially since Kim says she’s still “on the fence” about who she’ll be voting for. Girl, no. Just… no. Some highlights:
She wasn’t throwing shade at Taylor Swift: “I never publicly talk bad about people. I still don’t feel like I have. I’m being honest. I’m a fan. I like her music. There was no shade.”
Tay-Tay’s squad hit her up though: “Girls in her squad hit me up on text,” Kim said, but when asked who, she replied, “I’m not petty.”
Kanye had issues with her fame when they first got together: “When he was recording [2013 album] Yeezus, I was so pregnant and miserable. He had this aggression. You can hear it. He wasn’t used to this life with me. He was super famous before, but the paparazzi life is a different world.”
Kanye doesn’t help with the kids at night: Asked whether West helps with late feeds, Kardashian told Wonderland magazine he is “hands-on, but he’s not a night guy”. She added that when West is asked to watch Saint she often finds him passed out on the bed: “I’m like, ‘That’s not how this is supposed to go!’”
Her opinion of her mom changed after Kim gave birth: “Oh my god, when I was giving birth to my daughter I looked at my mother and said, ‘You deserve a f****** medal. You did this six times?!’ I understand her love for her babies more now, because I’m so obsessed with mine.”
How she’s voting: “At first I thought, ‘Oh my god, I’m so Hillary [Clinton]’, but I had a long political call with Caitlyn last night about why she’s voting Trump. I’m on the fence.”
She doesn’t want Kanye to run for president: “Look at all the awful things they’re doing to [Donald Trump’s wife] Melania, putting up the naked photos [of her]… I’ll say to Kanye: ‘Babe, you know the kind of photos they’d put up of me!’… I don’t want to put words in his mouth, but I’m pretty sure [he would run for] the Democrats. Maybe independent? I don’t know how serious he is about it. We’ll see.”
Her future plans: “If things slow down and I had time, I really want to go to law school — just something I can do in my older age.”
[From E! News and the Evening Standard]
Dear Kim: please don’t listen to Caitlyn. Caitlyn is ridiculous when it comes to politics. Remember your original inclination towards voting for Hillary Clinton, for the love of God. I bet Kanye is voting for Hillary. Kris Jenner is too (Kris donated money to Hillary’s campaign). As for the stuff about Taylor… I agree, Kim wasn’t throwing shade at Taylor. That was NOT shade. It was, quite literally, the truth. It was simply Kim “outing” Taylor as a lying snake emoji. And I do want to know who in Tay’s squad texted Kim about it. Gigi Hadid? Cara Delevingne? Karlie?
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Wonderland.
Is it just me or does she look a bit like Alanis morrisette in the pic with the candles?
I’m just seeing Nicole Scherzinger. Honestly thought it was her.
@Supes I do too! I thought this was Nicole at first.
Ha and here I saw a Latina version of Shane McCutcheon from the L word.
Kayne was “watching” his son.
Does she even do the night time thing? Isn’t she the one who said after she had North that she needed at least 10 hours of sleep a night? If so, then it’s the nannies/nurses doing the night duty.
My thoughts exactly swak!
I highly doubt that either one of them to the ‘night time thing’ with their kids.
I think this is terrible. Every parent should have the memory of those little one on one moments with their baby during late night feedings. Yeah its rough, but oh so worth it! Those are memories that will stay with me forever. Plus I feel like its cheating! Sure you need someone to watch your kid, but as a convenience , just no.
I doubt they do the “morning” thing or “day” thing or “evening” thing with their kids either…nannies all day every day.
@Jeanette, I breastfed and the best times were late at night when everything was quiet and it was just the little one and me. Such great times those were!
Kim just lies about her activities with her kids. She makes up stories about Kanye and the kids and herself to make them seem like a normally interacting family. Or more precisely, her assistant makes up the stories and Kim memorizes them. Kim doesn’t bother with consistency, so I sure she’s forgotten her earlier revelations about how much beauty sleep she needs. And she assumes we have, too.
Kim takes better selfies!
She is looking more and more like Cher. She needs to stop with the plastic surgery.
And clearly the surgeries have impacted her brain – several articles are now saying that she may vote for Trump. Not a fan of hers by any measure but I thought she at least recognized the dangers of Trump. Seriously, we are pretty doomed when the Trumps & Kardashians are at the “top”.
“You know the kind of pictures they’d put up of me!”…the ones she puts out there daily herself?
Bwaaahhh, I was about to post that. I mean really hunty please stop acting like you don’t walk around with the fresh out of the shower look (naked ) to go to the grocery store!
Yeah, I nearly spit my coffee across the room at that line. The spit takes continued with her opining on her husband’s POTUS run in the future. I started to laugh, and then I remembered trumplethinskin. Anything can happen now.
Right?! lmao.. yeah, Kim, we wouldn’t be shocked or surprised at all. We’ve seen it all many many…MANY times.. It would be more of a shock to see you lookin classy <– scratch that, I meant klassy..
No interest in the topic whatsoever but I am glad I clicked just so that I saw (and died laughing at) the FURRY BOOBS. This is my new favourite thing. They exist! FURRY BOOBS! They are also pink.
They are also huge. Big, huge, furry, plastic, pink boobs!
This picture got me points in today’s competition with Sixlet Major (see Priyanka thread for details). Those boobs are the acid trip of boobs. I love them.
“Big, furry, plastic, pink boobs”. This deserves to be a mantra. I think Kim should just walk around saying it all the time and sell it as performance art.
Wait! OMG! What am I saying??!!
It’s time to leave the planet for better parts, folks.
Very Austin Powers Fem-bot-ish..
I’d say they’re almost a dusty rose 🙂
Pink Furry Boobs was the first thing to make me smile in a week of sh!tty national news and arguing with ignorant white people about racial injustice.
I need a dandelion break:
http://kitchentablewisdom.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dandelionbreak.jpg
Somebody needs to write a song called “Huge Pink Furry Boobs.”
Where is Liberty when we need her????
They are ridiculous
Not funny. Some adorable pink bunny, or 8, had to die to make that monstrosity.
And for some reason i first saw the hairbrush in her hand as some strange sex toy. I don’t want to think too much about what that says about me!
Save the pink bunnies!
I saw something similar.
Ew. Is that actual real fur? If so, I take it all back.
Did Kimberly forget that her kids are biracial and her husband is a black man, how are you going to be on the fence about Trump with his views on the AA community? And WHY would she listen to Caitlyn about her political views?
You know this is pure Calculation, She Knows who clicks on her Naked Shots, This is the same naked calculation that leads her to say Publicly that she isn’t a Feminist, Is the “not Alienating” the type of men that want a Naked Kim K Calendar and so on… but even as a Calculation is a F*cking disgrace a mother of brown babies, the wife of a Black Man Maligned for having a Tone and loudness about him to even say that sh*t
yep yep. Gotta get those clicks!
Hmmm I actually like this intrview of Kim. It rings pretty honest for her. Not PR Kim. Also no Kim do not listen to Caitlyn FFS.
I agree she was not being shaded. She saw her husband being disrespeted. she had the receipts and since Kim has a business mind she dropped them at the most convenient time. Taylor could’ve squashed it and she didn’t so oh well. And I’m guessing the squad members that hit her up are the ones closest to the K-Jenner clan. So Gigi, Karlie and Cara
My immediate thought as well: DON’T listen to Caitlyn! My cat can poop better political arguments than Caitlyn could ever verbalize!
“squad members hit me up on text”
What does she mean by that? They were giving her props, or coming to Taylor’s defense? It’s unclear.
Right? Just stirring the pot a little more. The statement does not add anything but drama to the conversation.
I don’t understand how anyone could be on the trump train anymore. At first I was like, hmmm, but then things spun way the eff out of control and I don’t honestly think I’ll ever be able to look at the Republican party the same again.
I don’t like Hillary, but even if she’s super unlikable and all lip service, she’s at least trustworthy enough to not burn the world down.
I found her very likeable on between two ferns. Worth a watch!
Hillary has been working for the rights of women and children since she got out of law school. Her reaction to an early unhappy task of providing a good defense as public defender for a rapist was to set up a rape crisis hotline. She has been relentlessly targeted by a smear campaign since she first tried to reform health care during Bill’s Administration, precisely because she’s known for being hard working, persistent, and effective and loads of profit was at risk if she succeeded. People of different political beliefs who work with her once want to work with her again. She is known for actually listening to people of diverse viewpoints and actually being quite likeable. I can work with a President who at least listens, even when I disagree strongly with individual policies.
The unlikeability thing is part of the smear campaign. And of course it has worked rather well despite all evidence to the contrary. Relentless lies work because people wrongly assume that where there is smoke, there is fire. No, sometimes it’s just smoke bombs being tossed into the room. Hillary has been repeatedly investigated by people who hate her and want to neutralize her, and they have had to admit there is no evidence of wrongdoing. But the accusations are still assumed to be true.
It is absolutely incredible to me that Hillary and Donald aren’t further apart in the polls. She’s very well qualified, experienced, and tough as nails. Donald is – well, he’s just The Donald. No experience, no understanding about how the government even works, an obvious flim-flam man who cheats those who work with him and for him, and so beset with serious conflicts of interest due to his businesses and huge indebtedness to foreigners that it already affects his policies. He will let treaty obligations slide and people like Putin to do whatever they want to get financial benefits for himself. Assuming he doesn’t first start off WWIII in a fit of rage.
ISIS wants Trump to win the election for good reason. They already know how tough and persistent Hillary is, and they also know that Trump will be a marshmallow and more interested in enriching himself. Plus his saber rattling and anti-Muslim talk works very well in recruitment of the next generation of terrorists. The more Trump brings out the hatred here, the better it is for ISIS and other terrorist groups. Any terrorism in Europe and here is intended for just that effect – rev up the hatred so they can justify a siege mentality that leads to radicalizing young men in particular. The efforts of the coalition to push ISIS out of the territories they’ve held are very effective, so recruitment efforts are especially important now. Plus they’ve noticed that terrorism helps Trump’s chances to win. Expect more of the same for the next few weeks.
Omg wouldn’t be amazing if Kim said she was voting 3rd party?
One can dream.
The fluffy boob tube thing is weird, I’m not into it. But I like Kim overall, she’s aight.
These pictures are horrible but I don’t blame Kim for them. It’s all Petra Collins the worlds most pretentious “photographer” every photo she takes look like these. Just awful
I agree. These photos are really gross.
It feels like she is being punked here. These photos are such a joke and so unflattering! I am not a Kim fan, but she is a beautiful person and can take a good photo. It is like they actively tried to make her look horrible.
It’s true, despite all the bad procedures her beauty is still there in diminished form. But she doesn’t seem to have any sense of what makes her look good. She focuses on exposure rather than quality and so doesn’t challenge the awful photography such as in this shoot. Look at the hideous way she’s been dressing since getting with Kanye, although she seems to break through a little more recently with better choices. But she still hasn’t quite got it. I see women and teenagers all the time who dress well for their shape with a very limited budget. With all Kim’s money, she can’t seem to consistently do the same.
She must be so pissed that Brad and Angelina pushed her aside and she’s not on the front page of gossip magazines anymore.
I am sorry for them but if it means that the Kardashians are off the table for a while, please keep the drama coming!
I forget who, but I think someone on an early Brangelina divorce post said Kim will do something to try to get attention. Sure enough…
She hasn’t done anything to steal attention here. A magazine she did an interview and photoshoot for weeks ago is coming out now. It’s not like they’ve changed their publishing schedule for her, so unless you think she’s a pre-cog and saw the Brange divorce coming a while ago, this isn’t remotely about that.
Expect pictures of her carrying a Trump Pence sign while walking stark naked through the streets of NY any minute now.
I HATE that she’s making me want to pull out my old Juicy Couture sweatsuits…
Me too! God they were comfy
I laughed derisively when I first read the headline and then I thought for a second. You know she probably wasn’t throwing shade, just defending her husband. I think I’d have done the same. So yeah, I just agreed with Kim K. I need a drink.
You can defend someone and still throw shade. Just saying.
If she was simply defending her husband, she would have done it in February, not five months later, complete with magazine interviews and television commercials, and “follow me on Snapchat,” and “today is the day of the snake” leading up to it.
C’mon, you gotta admit that seeing Swifty get taken down in full color dramatics was pretty sweet.
I don’t care who exposes Taylor as the backstabbing, two-faced mean girl, as long as they do it BIG and SPECTACULAR.
No shade? From the supposedly adult woman who posted comments about the day of the snake? From the supposedly adult woman who filmed herself visiting the art gallery where the wax figures were, pointing at her husband’s fantasy of other women’s genitals, and cackling? The whole lot of them have acted like a really nasty bunch of 13 year old middle schoolers. And why bring it up again if she wants it over? Because she doesn’t want it over.
Why the rolling back now with the “I’m a fan. I like her music”?
And sure, Kim, go to law school and learn how to present evidence of a telephone conversation – because what you had would not make it into a court record as proof of anything.
I know. Shade is shade. If you’re going to throw it-own it.
A rumour briefly surfaced that Tay knew about the receipts and it has all been a publicity stunt that will end with a surprise collaboration song on either Kanye’s or her album. Maybe Kim is paving the way for that to happen.
None of them want it over with or they would make it clear that they will no longer answer questions or else say “No comment”. Easy as that.
@Secret squirrel, why would Taylor (or anyone for that matter) make themselves look that bad just for publicity sake. That’s pathetic if true.
Isn’t the saying “there’s no such thing as bad publicity”?
I don’t think the rumour was true, but interesting that Kim is here saying no shade and yet did nothing to stop the attack on TS when it went ballistic online. She knew what she was doing and timed it perfectly to maximise damage to Taylor whilst boosting her own show.
I’m not a fan, but it was a clever move that even Taylor’s well-trained publicity team couldn’t stop fast enough.
Actually, I can understand it. I have a strong sense of justice and could expose someone for being a liar and still like other things about them. It’s not all or nothing, necessarily. I get wanting to clear Kanye’s name after Tay threw him under the bus in Feb.
I give Kim props for the way she handled the PR for the Reckoning of the Receipts. She wet everyone’s appetite with the GQ interview and then dropped the video at the perfect time on the heels of Calvin’s smackdown on Twitter a month later. Brilliant strategy.
The timing had nothing to do with anything other than promoting herself and her TV show and her Snapchat account. Eppie Calvin’s Twitter tantrum was nothing more than serendipitous. If this piece of plastic work actually cared about her misogynistic pig of a husband, she would encourage him to get the help he clearly needs and discourage him from his obsession with another woman. But no, she engages in petty, childish Snapchat and Twitter wars to promote herself and films herself pointing at the genitalia of the women depicted in her husband’s rape fantasy video and laughing at them. Kanye and Taylor and their tiresome feud deserve one another but nobody deserves the vile selfishness that is Kim.
As for her “receipts,” sorry but I can’t put aside my training and experience dealing with evidence and I have explained in detail many times before why her “receipts” are not credible from the view of an attorney. I don’t believe Taylor’s version of events and I don’t believe Kanye. I might believe someone else who was present, including the person who can produce an unedited version of the tape, but none of those people are talking. The day I believe a poorly edited one minute tape of a much longer conversation put forth for publicity purposes by someone who wasn’t even there but lives to promote herself and cause controversy is the day I surrender my law license.
Bonzo, I agree she was defending her husband against what she saw as a blatant lie.
The timing of it was definitely PR though.
ITA Bonzo. It was a brilliant move. She beat Taylor at her own game with undeniable receipts.
Funny how she had ‘receipts’ for Taylor but was silent when Amber dragged Kanye to filth haha
@cherrypie
Amber wasn’t lying though. Taylor lied and lied and lied again on the record. Different situations.
Dear Lilac, your Kimye rants give me much needed giggles — the happy kind, I might add — since I’m not a passionate defender of either of them.
I think I feel about Taylor (and NO ONE is going to convince me otherwise!) the way you feel about Kimye.
Don’t ever change. 🙂
@Bonzo, my sentiments about Kim pre-date any involvement of hers toward Taylor, whom I also dislike, or her involvement with her misogynistic pig of a husband. As for him, the way people defend him and his disgusting attitudes toward women and his erratic, unprofessional behavior just leaves me shaking my head but I do notice that few of his defenders continue on with their “he’s a genius” excuses when pointed in the direction of those rape fantasy statues of his depicting his fantasy version of Rihanna, Anna Wintour, Amber, Caitlyn, and Taylor with their genitals displayed for his satisfaction in bed with abusers and rapists. But I do think he is mentally ill and in need of help, which he will never get as long as he is involved with the vermin Kim, who is exploiting him for her own ends. I worry for their children.
I’ve cancelled travel arrangements through AirBNB because of its association and support of that pathetic excuse for a woman and dropped my membership with Lyft for the same reason – and let them know why.
#TeamKrisHumphries on this one.
That’s right lilac! Snap chat is the worst format for video “evidence”
Law school? hahahaha
Like “Legally Blonde” only “Legally Plastic”
First she has to go get that BS or BA before even contemplating law school. Then there is those pesky LSAT’s and applying to law school. Nah – too much work for her.
In California, you can take the bar exam without a JD or an undergrad degree. So, no need to deal with those tedious LSATs, admissions offices, or even sitting through classes or studying case law. Just stop taking selfies for 3 days and take the test.
Thanks Lilacflowers. Did not know that. Assuming it’s not an easy test.
I think she already has her BS in…BS.
Swak, the California Bar is considered the hardest, with New York’s in second place. Pass rate for first try is only 46% in CA. My sister literally went to a “crazy place” (as we call it) during the exam lol. But she did pass, first try 😊 While she loved Law School, she hated *practicing* law, and gave it up 3 yrs. later when she had her first baby. She went back to real estate, which she’s a genius at. Go figure lol
The California bar has such a high fail rate because it allows people with nothing more than a high school diploma to take the test. And they don’t tend to pass.
@kitten – LOL!!!
@Imqrious2 – my daughter started out in PT but switched to nursing because nursing was more hands on than being a PT. My brother also has an aeronautical engineering degree and owns his own cabinet/furniture/etc making business. So I get what your sister did.
@Lilacflowers, it really bothers me that they allow only a high school diploma to take the exam. I wonder if it is like that in all states. I’m a retired teacher and several years ago, in my state, due to shortages of teachers in certain areas they were willing to give business people a teaching certificate (without going through all that teachers need to go through) to allow them to teach (I taught high school). Teachers were up in arms over it because we knew that most would not last or do well as a teacher.
I think she’s got the perseverance to get the degree, but it’s hard to stay in the limelight and keep new photos in circulation when you’re swimming in schoolwork. Unlike childcare, you can’t hire someone else to do it for ya.
@Swak, most states require a great deal more. Rules for bar admission to vary by state but most require a Juris Doctorate, which usually means there is a Bachelors degree as well; a passing score on a state bar exam, which is usually at least a two day affair with one day being a multi-state exam focusing on six subjects and the other day being focused on state law; a passing score on the MPRE, which is another full day test focusing solely on ethics; and whatever background checks and references the state deems appropriate.
Bonzo – actually, you can hire someone to do it for you if you’re rich enough. Dan Quayle isn’t very bright, but he got a law degree. It’s widely assumed that it was with a lot of help from his very bright wife and others.
Law school is very time-consuming for those doing it themselves.
The candles in the furry boob picture are burning naked people. Because Kim and Kanye are all about naked wax people.
Kim. You is shady, you is messy, you is petty. Own it. I enjoyed the Day of Snake Emoji Receipts, I have no idea why she’s backpedaling now. Also, is she seriously implying that she doesn’t want Kanye to run because of naked pictures? Is there a naked pic of Kim that we haven’t seen yet? And I ask this as someone who kind of likes her.
I don’t know. ..
I keep waiting for a poodle to pop it’s head out of her cleavage.
The quotes about the squad and how she’s voting don’t appear in the interview that wonderland released today http://www.wonderlandmagazine.com/2016/09/kim-kardashion-west/
lol, I crack up every time you call Taylor Swift snake emoji!
“I’m not petty”
Girl, you are the definition of petty
Thank you. I don’t think she knows what the word means.
This entire article and pictorials are ridiculous.
Yeah Kim, Kanye shouldn’t run for president only because they might put naked pics of you online ????
She looks like she has two tribbles on her boobs. ( I was watching the old Star Trek series last week).
HA! That was my thought, too! (I also watched the marathon on BBC America lol)
She was campaigning hard for Hillary during the primary and she was all about Hilary being the answer for the black lives matter movement, and now she wants to vote for trump? And in the same interview she says that Kanye would run as a dem? She’s cancelled
I actually really admire Kim for dropping those receipts. Taylor had it coming, she’d been milking the poor me narrative for long enough and throwing Kanye under the bus, her lies were bound to unravel at some point. Kim wasn’t pulling the first punch here, she was defending her husband after repeated media slags by Taytay’s team.
Although, please God no Kim Kardashian for First Lady. I don’t think the world can handle this. Can you imagine the Kardashian Klan moving into the White House and Kris Jenner with the nuclear codes?! Never say never, Trump is the Republican Presidential candidate.
So, in some ways I wish I knew this whole narrative of “the receipts”, but in other ways I’m proud of not wasting my time on these losers-
Kanye West is always dead-ass serious so I think he will run in 2020, as an independant because no Dems or Reps will want him. Their loss.
Yeah Kim, you dropped out of f*cking community college while doing a massage therapy course…but yeah Law School will be easy for you…ok. It’s just “something to do in old age”. My God does she need a good dose of reality.
I guess I’m the only one who doesn’t think those “receipts ” proved much . I felt like the video was choppy, and edited, and the release of them for snapchat and the show were suspect. Kanye is too much of a hot head to have sat back calmly and wIt if he thought he had been wronged. I also don’t know why anyone cares who Kim k is voting for. She’s not that smart. And most politics won’t even directly effect her, her world, or her children . She campaigned for Hillary because she thought it was hip and what she thought the “cool kids” we’re doing.
We care because her idiot followers might be dumb enough to vote the same way.
Which is scary. Of course, she and they might not be registered to vote.
You aren’t the only one. For the “receipts” to prove anything, they would have to be brought forth by the people who recorded them and maintained them and those people would have to verify that the tape was an actual recording with the date and time and verify that it had not been edited or, if it had been edited, who did the editing and why, and what was removed during the edits and confirm that the thing was not just spliced together and truly does represent the conversation. None of that occurred here. Instead, we have Kim, who was not present and cannot truthfully claim that she knows the tape represents an actual conversation, putting up a heavily edited and badly spliced tape of a much longer conversation. on Snapchat. The thing was supposedly done in a recording studio by professionals, who edit and splice tape seamlessly all the time, yet this thing is a mangled mess. No “receipts.”
Oh, please. The only snake in the whole massive misunderstanding between Kanye and Taylor was Kimmie herself. Even the highly edited bits don’t support Kim’s spin on it. She deliberately waited until she needed ratings rather than helping resolve the dispute months before. And like Trump not releasing his tax returns – Kim still hasn’t released the whole recording (more than an hour rather than the minute she released) so people can judge for themselves without her spinning. A pathological liar like Kim doesn’t suddenly become a paragon of truth. She is always thinking of her own agenda. Lord help her children.
Meanwhile -of course she’s on the fence about the election after a chat with Caitlyn. Kim goes whichever way the wind blows. She’ll vote for whomever the last person she talks with is voting. She’s not known for depth.