Remember that Funny or Die video Paris Hilton for President? She got a lot of credit for that short, not only for the classy way she retaliated to John McCain’s ad, but also because the script actually had an intelligent energy crisis contingency plan (not that she had anything to do with the writing… but she did pronounce it all correctly).

The US presidental election system has a lot flaws, but we can all be grateful today that it successfully prohibits people like Paris from leading our country. Because she thinks that throwing a party for world leaders would solve the war in the Middle East.

Paris Hilton reckons there’s a peaceful way to end conflict between the US and other countries.

The heiress says she’d make world leaders hit the dance floor, if she were president.

‘[I would] definitely try to make peace with the countries we are fighting,’ Paris, 28, tells Tatler.

‘I’d go over to them and throw a party, so they could all get together and get along and stop the war.’

Paris adds that she’s been ‘helping the economy by doing a lot of shopping’.

[from Now Magazine]

Strobe lights, a frenetic DJ, blow, and plenty of half-naked girls. That sounds like something the Taliban would be delighted to get an invite to.

She also claims that her shopping sprees are merely meant to jump-start the economy. This coming from the woman who ordered $300,000 of Swarovski crystals put onto the dashboard of her Bentley, by a company which had already been shut down by the recesssion in England.

Paris’ concept of how diplomatic relations work aside, it’s funny that she clearly doesn’t realize that she represents everything “evil” about the United States – indulgence, loose morals, etc. I guess you can’t blame her, though. She’s a Hilton. She doesn’t need to think.

Here are Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt leaving ‘My House’ night club last night. Images thanks to WENN.com and Pacific Coast News.