– Jennifer Lopez gets her tan on (I’m not obsessed)
– Donald Trump thinks incest is funny (Hollywood Rag)
– Jude Law will screw anything with his tiny member (IDLYITW)
– Nick Lachey and Kristin Cavallari are not even close to being together, they just like the same food (PopSugar)
– Parrot Hilton (sex and the beach via cityrag)
– Gwen Stefani dresses like a pregnant prisoner. (Just Jared)
– Vivica A. Fox is the new Tara Reid (Perez Hilton)
– David Hasselhoff might have beaten his wife (yeeeah)
– Steve O. was raised by animals (DListed)
– My baseball-obsessed exes are probably crying in their beer right now. RIP Kirby Pucket, you were too young to go. (The Bastardly)