Octo-Mom is answering the public’s many questions about her family. Ever the narcissist, she talks mostly about herself, not her children. Could it just be the questions submitted to Radar Online (story via US Weekly)? Or does this woman just like to talk about herself endlessly?
Anyway, Nadya got the question about her figure, asking what she does to stay in shape, if she would ever consider a tummy tuck after giving birth to 14 babies? Nadya says that she would never, ever get a tummy tuck, because her goal is “to do things as naturally as possible.” She also says that she’s well on her way to coming back to natural size two, for which she can bite me. Nadya claims that after each “singleton” birth, she was back to a size two within a month. After giving birth to twins, it took her two months. Now that the octuplets are three-months old, Nadya is “only a 5 or 6” but she’s confident she’ll get back to a size two. Also, bite me. Also, dear God, has it only been three months? It feels like those octuplets should be in college by now…
Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman has gotten her fair share of freebies — she’s accepted donations for her newborns, sold family photos and had even applied for food stamps — but one thing she says she will never ask for is a tummy tuck.
“I would never even accept a tummy tuck even if it were offered because I don’t need it,” Suleman told Radar Online. “I’m actually shocked myself at my own body. My goal is to do things as naturally as possible.”
Although the mother of 14 says she’s had “absolutely no time to do anything yet,” she is convinced that she’ll get her body back in shape on her own.
“I would like to join a gym,” she says. “My friends have nicknamed me ‘Rubberband’ because after every singleton I had, within a month, I was back to a size 2. After the twins, it took me two months. Now, it’s been three months, and I’m not a 2 yet. I’m only a 5 or 6, but I’ll get there.”
She adds: “I like to be small because I have extraordinary energy.”
Although she won’t get a tummy tuck, Suleman tells RadarOnline.com that she still feels compelled to use her fame for the good of her children.
“What’s going on now is I feel obligated — almost compelled — to earn a living to take care of my kids,” she says. “I was kind of catapulted into this, oblivious to my choices. Do I like attention — the inordinate attention that’s not even warranted because I’m not a celebrity, a ‘pseudo-celebrity?’ I don’t. I absolutely don’t. But I have to do what I have to do to take care of them.”
[From US Weekly]
“I feel obligated — almost compelled — to earn a living to take care of my kids”? Did that not occur to you before you had octuplets, back in those halcyon days when you were just a single mother of six, you friggin’ genius? But notice that she says, nearly in the same breath, that she was “oblivious to my choices”. You think? “Oblivious” is a good word for Octo-Mom, and yet “oblivious” covers all manner of sins. You know what’s a better word? “Crazy”. Or perhaps “ridiculous asinine insane narcissist who will hopefully be institutionalized soon”.
Suleman is shown at the park with some of her many kids on 5/6/09. Credit: Fame Pictures. There’s also an awesome but disturbing little sculpture of her by artist Liz Lomax. Credit: WENN.com
please make her go away?
That claymation (or whatever it is) likeness of the Octomom is hysterical! I can’t stop laughing at it.
Is the last picture a wax figurine? Looks like one… Its a great resemblance! 🙂
Eh, with Octo mom you never know where to start. IVF, 14 kids with no father, botox, lip injections. As natural as possible? Surely she jests.
quit reading at “as naturally as possible” yeah natural reproduction, natural face..
anyho, you should always use that header photo. it’s the best she’s ever looked
do things as naturally as possible?!
except getting pregnant, of course.
lawd, I just want to deflate those ridiculous lips she has.
crap I read it. singleton? after each singleton? I hear her calling them for dinner “singletons..twins..money makers..McDonald’s is ready”
Lem, LMAO
She must shop at Chicos. A size 2 there is a LARGE.
Translation: I had a tummy tuck on the table after the C-section.
“Or perhaps ridiculous asinine insane narcissist who will hopefully be institutionalized soon” VOTES FOR THIS!
Oh those babies are so cute – get them away from that woman before she exploits them into ruin!
Uh, yeah, girlfriend has already HAD a tummy tuck. Where does everyone think all that stretched out skin went?
Wait – she was catapulted in to this? Seriously? She makes it sound like she was brought in kicking and screaming. Yeah, she initially didn’t want her name known but after it was public she went all out. Not a day passes without her name on a gossip site.
I’m so sick of her. She needs to shut up, take some parenting classes, and do like one or two interviews with reputable people each year.
So she feels “almost compelled” to earn a living to support her kids? As if that’s some kind of heroic notion? To support your own family? Most of us do that without the self-congratulatory bullshit — it’s called reality.
I’m so disturbed by her son, is he pulling the baby’s hair. He doesn’t seem to be smoothing his head over the hair. Oh God, will these poor babies survive this?
What a laugh. I’d like to see pics of her as a size 2 one month after each singleton pregnancy. I don’t think she ever was a size 2. She just can’t stop lying.
Oh yes how respectable of her. The natural weight loss to go with her all natural face.
Someone needs to scoop up those poor children and then promptly shove Octocrazy off of a steep, steep cliff. Though I suspect the amount of collagen in her endlessly-blabbing piehole would cause her to bounce right back up :/
She really is disgustingly delusional. That’s the only word I can use to describe her (without setting off the filter, o’course.)
A size 5 or 6 now? Gilfriend please. I had a single child two years ago, and I can still jiggle where the skin stretched. I cocoa buttered every night, but the skin does stretch some! Pregnancy changes things – I never had a “woman’s” body till I had my daughter. I was bones and angles – now I’m the same size as before, just softer and rounder.
I’m a 2 now and contemplating getting pregnant again, but dreading more jiggle. I swear, tummy tucks and boob lifts should be part of regular post partum care. If men had babies it would be! Sorry, that’s my soap box….
Again, do her lips ever MOVE from that position? I hate looking at them.
She is so full of sh*t. Once those muscles are damaged, once the skin get stretched too much they have to be surgically repaired. It happens to people who have extreme weight losses too.
Wait, she has friends???
what a liar – she’s already had a tummy tuck – if she didn’t her skin would be hanging down to her knees. and as for her feeling “obligated” to earn a living for her family most of us already have that obligation. it comes from the personal responsibility that normal people start developing in college.
Ha! More like size two-na. Nasty thing.
That plastic model is priceless and disturbing at the same time.
WTF! MY EYES! MY EYES! Godalmighty I seriously I did not need to see that sh*t – doll, figurine whatever. No one needs to see that. EVER! *cannot stop shuddering*
naturally as possible? Is she joking? She didn’t even concieve naturally.
This woman is a compulsive liar. I’m glad that Gloria Allred and the State of California are watching her with eagle eyes. She should’ve never had six children as a single mother, and the octuplets should have never ever ever ever been allowed. Nothing against single parents, but I was one of six, raised with a mother and a father, and I still never felt like I got enough attention from either of my parents. There should be some sort of legislation for this kind of thing. It’s not fair to the children. Imagine if you were one of those octuplets, the youngest of 14 with 7 other kids the same age as you. It would feel like an orphanage more than a family. This lady is a bad mom. She is clearly demented, nobody in their right mind would chose to do what she has done.
@gigohead: You´re disturbed by her son?? He´s just a little boy doing what little boys all over do, pulling hair, poking, exploring…it´s the mother I´m disturbed by. She should be watching her kids properly and not holding them as if they were a bunch of apples.
In any case, you know? I never heard of a baby sustaining life-threatening injuries because his toddler brother pulls his hair…
I´ve seen a few comments around picking on the kids, saying one of them throws tantrums, and things like that…kids are kids, leave them well enough alone.
As for Octoweirdo, tear her to shreds all you want.
i wonder if she knows the name of all her kids. She wants to do things naturally, really…i want to hit her in the face with a frying pan.
This bloated tick was never a size 2. Even her lips couldn’t fit into a 2. And that kid in the pic is a violent little devil. He’s always slapping, pulling or hitting someone. I see institutional living in his future. Maybe with some of his siblings. We’ll see. What a sad, sad circus.