Jenny Slate has been with her “dream seventh grade boyfriend” Chris Evans for months now. I strongly suspect that Chris and Jenny first got together last year while filming Gifted, and that Chris is the reason why Jenny’s marriage fell apart. Even if there wasn’t an affair per se, Chris and Jenny have still been dealing with each other for months now. And maybe the bloom is off the rose a little bit. According to Star Magazine, Jenny and Chris were recently in Las Vegas together and Chris was not enjoying himself.
Chris Evans is ready to cash in his chips after a weekend in Sin City in September with Jenny Slate.
“Normally, Chris goes crazy in Las Vegas,” a friend tells Star. “But now that he’s got a girlfriend, he’s stuck going to stuff like Cirque du Soleil instead.”
Poor Chris couldn’t even fake a smile during a backstage tour of the Bellagio production with the actress. “Chris looked bored out of his mind,” says the pal “He couldn’t wait to get out of there.”
Dinner at Nobu proved to be a disaster as well.
“Jenny was hanging all over him,” adds the source. “Chris would be in the middle of a conversation where Jenny would just start whispering in his ear. Chris couldn’t hide his irritation.”
[From Star Magazine, print edition]
I don’t know why, but I sort of believe this? Are dudes into Cirque du Soleil? And if they are into it, do those dudes need a backstage tour? And do they need their girlfriend to whisper in their ear mid-conversation? Real talk: the relationship seemed doomed from the start. Either they had an affair and that’s why her marriage fell apart or her marriage fell apart and she jumped into this thing with Chris immediately. Neither choice is great. Plus, I don’t think Chris is really the Boyfriend Type? After reading some of his interviews over the past few years, I just think that he probably A) loses interest after a few months and/or B) is too self-absorbed to really get emotionally involved with anyone long-term. On Jenny’s side, she’s treating this like a way to exorcise old high school angst or something, like she’s the shy, nerdy girl who finally “got” the quarterback. Which sounds like a Taylor Swift song. Which is reason enough to shut it down and go home.
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I have a bad feeling that he’s going to break her heart.
10 bucks that’s exactly what is going to happen.
He’s supposed to start filming the next Avengers installment in what? November? What are the odds the relationship falls apart then?
I got my dream boy and he became my worst nightmare. So word of advice the dream could never measure up to reality. Self absorbed men who get female attention all the time lose interest and become abusive and nasty. So let the dream be a dream or accept the experience as you got it, you rode it, and move the fuck on
I feel that was fairly inevitable. I’m not sure her esteem could handle it, if that makes sense. If she already idolized him and felt out of his league that’s not going to miraculously get better.
Precisely.
You reap what you sow.
Exactly, it is kind of hard to have any kind of empathy for her, as I am sure her ex husband was hurt by her actions. Plus, flaunting her “prize” and gushing all about it, in the press.
I can’t say I am surprised by this at all…
Good, I hope he does break her heart. That’s what she gets for cheating on her husband then trying to paint that adulterous affair as some kind of fairy tale romance and use it as a come up for her. Ugh.
Yes!
I’m actually surprised that hasn’t happened already.
In all her interviews I’ve seen she sounds like she knows she’s out of his league.
Dude’s ego must have gone sky high — and for this type of man, that’s great for a while, but usually they get bored at some point and find a new “love”.
Hi Eve!
*waves*
Gearing up for Dr. Strange? I know, stupid question.
Yup. Pretty sure as Kaiser pointed out Chris is not the type to be in it for the long haul. It’ll definitely be over between them sooner rather than later.
*sigh*…I meant “she sounds like she knows he’s out of her league”.
The weird part is, I personally think the only reason why she would be out of his league is because she thinks so. He’s only really good looking sometimes, and with women attitude and charisma go a long way.
Yeah, she seems to have a very low self-esteem.
Hiya @Eve, good to see you, hope all is well with you. I’m pretty meh on Chris Evans, but am super pleased to see you. It doesn’t look like this liason with Jenny will last long. Most guys are put off by the clingy partners, it wears thin very quickly.
I really like her, she is so comedically talented, and her voice-overs are stellar. She was a riot in Kroll Show. I always knew she was pushing the “cool chick” thing a little too hard. I think she is swooning too much. I’ve learned with men that the dynamic is always better if you don’t faun all over them, especially in the beginning, but that is just my experience…seem to move so fast in Hwood, though.
Her movie Obvious Child is fantastic. That’s all I’ve got.
So great. Awesome film.
Loved that film too! Great modern romantic comedy.
She was absolutely perfect on Parks & Rec. That’s all I got.
She was “The WORST!” and I will be dressing up my boy/girl twins as the Sperstein twins for Holloween one year.
Also, I don’t understand his appeal AT ALL. I don’t think he’s even remotely attractive and that beard does him no favors.
I don’t get him, either!
I always say this. He *should* be hot-all the parts are there-but for me, they don’t add up to anything. Just completely blah.
See, I’m the opposite – get his appeal, but not hers. I loved Parks and Rec (and really wish it was on this year with the election – I want to see Leslie fingerling over Hillary’s campaign!), but I found Mona Lisa one of the worst parts of the series and grimaced whenever she appeared.
But before this, she always hit me as a powerful, independent woman – I didn’t like her comedy style, but to each her own, you know?
But this stuff with Chris? Now she reminds me of several ‘feminists’ I knew in college who were incapable of being single and clung to boyfriends and were less about being their authentic selves and more about being the ‘cool girlfriend.’
(Let me clarify I don’t think feminism has anything to do with relationship status. My personal opinion is just that women should be independent and OK with being alone, and when in a relationship, their authentic self)
Yeah, when she wasn’t with Jean Ralphio she wasn’t as funny. Like when Tom is trying to get Ann to be friends with her at the bar. Not funny.
Jean Ralphio was a scene stealer. He cracked me up every time!
It was never going to last. He’s the type of guy who likes to go out and hang out with his boys. Which hey there’s nothing wrong with that! And she’s trying to turn him into boyfriend material. It’s not going to happen. I dated a guy who was like that and I understood that it was never ever going to be anything serious. I didn’t make him do all the coupley things either. I just went a long with it for fun and it was fun. Then we both got bored and moved on.
He needs to stop nattering on about children and family life then for the time being and just make it publicly clear that he’s going be a bachelor and play the field.
Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard. That’s all I got.
LOL!
Oh for the love of Christ, it could not be anymore obvious that these 2 got involved while she was very much still married. By the way, she’s still married to her husband given that neither of them have pushed to have it finalized..
At first I thought she was alright, but then a plethora of transphobic, homophobic, fat shaming, sexist, & vile tweets she’s posted in the past aimed at random people came out & I was absolutely disgusted. For a feminist she sure loves using derogatory terms aimed at women, but as soon as she became associated with Chris, those tweets disappeared.
Her convenient brand of “feminism” reminds me of Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer who can insult anyone & everyone but the person who dares to not find them funny & brilliant are sexist. Unfortunately for Jenny, the uninspired, sex crazed wannabe feminist shtick has been filled several times.
I agree.
Yup. All of this times a thousand. It isn’t that hard to prove that this was a cheating situation. All the receipts are there, you just have to look for them. They were clearly hooking up back when they filmed, and you could even tell during that horrible podcast they did together. They both kind of suck, and I will side-eye everything that Chris does from now on.
Oh, they totally got together when she was married.
I remain really creeped out by fans who think the cheating is OK because Jenny’s not traditionally hot and Chris is hotter than her husband. Under that rubric of only looks mattering, no one would ever be secure in a relationship because there is always someone more or less attractive than you.
I googled her husband and I think he’s hotter!
Sorry but these “quotes” from a “friend” sound like a dude-bro with his panties in a twist because his superhero buddy wasn’t doing blow and banging hookers as is obviously expected in Vegas. Like, Chris had the audacity to be uninterested in partying with HIM, (and yes I’m assuming the source is a dude), so it must be that annoying overbearing female’s fault. Maybe she was whispering “5 more minutes, babe, and we can get the fuck out of here and hit up Spearmint Rhino..”
haha, so true.
IDK. The leaked pic from that weekend showed all couples going together. Perhaps some guys do hookers and blow when their wife/girlfriend are around, but that would be weird to me.
I’ll add that not too long ago she was tweeting how she hated that guys went to topless bars, so I don’t think going to Spearmint Rhino is her thing.
Actually wasnt that Vegas weekend the weekend that blind, later confirmed to be her, referred to when she did coke and got all nasty and aggressive with his friends? These two are a mess. But hey, silver lining, at least they’re keeping each other out of the better gene pools. Well, at least her. He’s reportedly already slipped his leash and collar. Boy did she make a hahy’uge mistake. Too bad she’s the type of girl who’s toxic to female friendships. A couple of good girlfriends could’ve warned her.
In the words of Nick Cannon’s father, here a thing: if you want to behave like a single person, don’t start a relationship and then proceed to be outraged when your partner is appalled by your behaviour! Why do so many people do this?? Just stay single! What a concept!!
I find it funny that the article says “Dinner st Nobu proved to be a disaster as well” because he tweeted that dinner at Nobu was the highlight of the weekend.
Of course, Chris would tweet that because his entire Las Vegas trip was comped, including the plane. He has to give a shout out.
I can’t really like either of them, so I don’t wont’ feel bad for either of them when this goes tits up. Cheaters never prosper.
He’ll survive it all. He’s the bigger celebrity and has the thicker Teflon coating. He never really seems to care about the chicks anyways since its easy for him to replace them. She otoh, can’t even stand on her own two feet without needing a man, (or drugs) to hold her up. Her interviews are cringingly embarassing.
Yep he’ll survive because he’s “Captain America!” The cynic in me is laughing over that.
Her not too much. I don’t know what it is about her but she annoys me.
Perhaps Chris and Tom can get together and discuss disastrous summers.
I don’t think anyone expected this to last past one year, if that.
bruh it depends on when you interpret the start of their relationship? conveniently 2 weeks after dean served her divorce papers and their first date was the premiere or if you think they started snorting crack and boned during the super moon which is my favorite theory while they were filming their lifetime movie then they already celebrated their 1 year aniversary. next month her divorce proceedings should pick up so who know where they are taking the relationship. 2 peas in a crack pipe is what they are they deserve each other.
Hmmm, this rumor (like many others) has the tell-take signs that it was started by a certain Tumblr blog.
The leaked picture showed Chris and Jenny amongst other couples (there wasn’t one single person), and I believe the reason they all went to Vegas was to celebrate Chris’s bff’s (she’s a woman) birthday.
Jenny wasn’t even there the whole weekend because she had a comedy show in LA. So I’m just gonna use my critical thinking skills and label this as: fake news.
Also why are all these Star stories about Jenny and Chris riddled with sexism? If he is such a tool, then why would anyone want to get with him? The only one that ends up sounding like a terrible person is him.
My or may not be. It is Star, after all. She was there long enough, though. She went to shows, and tweeted about a phone in her hotel room’s bathroom. For all we know, the source could be any male or female member of that entourage. She was there long enough for this to be plausible, but it is a gossip rag, so meh.
You deem it sexism so it has to be false? LOL! Stop using feminism as an excuse for a woman’s sh!t behavior. It diminishes and trivializes the serious and very real issues that true feminism seeks to improve. Its not a get-out-of-jail-free card for self-involved, whiny little snowflakes.
Yes that annoys me so much. You don’t agree with a fellow female and it’s automatically labeled “sexism.” Since when did we stop allowing people to have another opinion?
Sounds like Star is using LSA as a ‘source’. I don’t necessarily disagree with some of the points Kaiser makes, but I ain’t buying the Star article. Of the two, I’d say that Chris leveled-up dating Jenny. Whatever – he’s still really pretty and she’s still really funny.
Just because you stalk LSA everyday doesn’t mean every other person or a MAGAZINE does. Gimme a break. You really think random chicks discussing a celeb relationship could hold on to be a reliable source for an article ?
Found the LSA poster!
Found the LSA lurker !
LOL they’re a comedic bunch over there, aren’t they? I lurk occasionally and once I saw those threads, I must’ve bust a lung laughing. Very comical and hypocritical at the same time. I especially love all the banter about what’s the right and wrong way to be a feminist yet all they do is attack Jenny’s looks. She’s an average looking woman. They should be applauding her since she’s damn near a representation of them.
It was strange how many people, fans of her perhaps, thought it was sooo great them being a couple but i couldn’t get past the timeline of their relationship and the breakdown of her marriage. Yes, I understand that marriages end for numerous reasons but feels gross rooting for a couple when you’re basically cheering the destruction of another. Relationships are as strong as as the foundation they are built on…the construction on this one seems/seemed shotty.
Sorry, but what’s LSA?
Lipstick alley?
OK. Thanks!
It just looks like another gossip comment blog, but some people seem really angry and a little obsessed with it. Why go to another fansite if what they say upsets you so?
I meant “you” in general, not you specifically Lightpurple. Sorry.
There was an article I read that stated they would eventually breakup partly because she was using their sex life as material for her comedy shows. Apparently he would cringe in the audience when she did those jokes.
All I can picture now is her leaning over and whispering in his ear that she’s going to the bathroom. That’s all I got.
Pretty sure we can expect some arranged pap pics of the happy couple this weekend.
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Finally an article that adresses this fairytale romance for what it is… BULLSHIT! He’s a homewrecker, she is a clingy cheater with the personality of a twelve years old who likes trolling the fans. Neither of them worthy your time
I guess Jenny’s active on this site too.
She keeps a close eye on what people are saying about her. Blocks people left and right who speak the truth about her.
You’d think a comedian who insults so many would have a thicker skin.
I’m going to post this once (and not add anything else): If anyone posts with morgana111, it’s not me. I don’t post here under that name. It’s trolling, pure and simple. Bye.
And I will also add this: I sleuth in jest. It is non-creepy and I don’t appreciate being slandered in this manner.
No worries (real) LSA Ladies, we know it’s Crazy Jenny. We are killing ourselves laughing in the office, discovered you guys a few months ago, you are hillarious and the gifs are brilliant.
“I did NOT see this coming.”
– No one, Ever
He may very well be interested in having a real and lasting relationship at some point, he’s done so before. But if he thought this one would be able to stand the test of time, and pressure of public scrutiny, given that it started with cheating and she’s living out a teenage fantasy with him… Whatever, idiot.
And if she thought keeping him away from partying in Vegas by distracting him with Cirque shows was gonna work… Whatever, idiot, Part Deux. She could and should have been willing to compromise and let him have some of his fun as well, but that would have required maturity on her part.
lsa got a little to close to the truth for JS. There was a discussion about an NDA in place last week on lsa and wouldn’t JS look like a total FOOL is everyone found out that there was a Fake Dating Agreement in place too.
I saw them out at dinner once not too long ago. It’s not fake. They looked very into one another.
Aww….how lovely to hear. Did you get the Red Lobster treatment or did he take you to the food court at Target for dinner? DQ for dessert afterwards, I hope!
Did anyone see her with chris at the pats game. She looked like she was going 2 die the hypocrite. She tweeted plenty of times that she hated football while married 2 dean. But 2 keep the interest of her 7th grade dream bf she loves it now.
I liked how she posted a picture then deleted it, just to troll the fans.*sarcasm* Funnily enough, I’m pretty certain the joke will be on her soon enough.
Took a while but I got the big picture on this one…things are seldom what they appear on the surface, you have to peel back all the layers to get to the truth. I miss the happy, fun loving Evans, hope he comes back soon….victim in this.. Vegas! Don’t wreck Vegas for me, New Years Eve booked, hopefully negative energy dissipated by then. haah
This is STILL going strong? I lost interest out of pure boredom. After a couple of months I was curious if they were together still or broken up. *Yawns* Apparently it is being dragged out as long as this horrible election year! Please be over already! ALL OF IT!
Jenny is a big girl. If she gets her heart broken, let’s just say its KARMA! You can’t do ugly without it coming back to you. (insert cheating on her husband here as a example). The only thing I dread worse than this relationship is the pity party for one she will give herself when this ends. Believe me, it will end. In theory she may have seemed like a great idea to Chris at the time (different from the rest and local girl ticked his boxes). Chris got precisely what he wanted and for that reason he will be run screaming when its said and done looking for the polar opposite of what he has been spouting for ages what he wants in a girl (self depreciating, Boston girl, who can give him shit). Dare I say Welcome back Minka? At this point I’d happily take her back over this chick I had to google the first time I heard her name. He’s one of Hollywoods biggest fuckboys. He’s never going to take anyone too serious except his own self or his Mama! I’d say please let Jessica Biehl dump JT and get back with Chris but she has taken far more than her fair share of fuckboys and needs a good guy. Thinking about it, Jenny probably deserves Chris. After a year or two of getting exactly what she wants and crying in her pillow from him dicking around on her, looking at every piece she might see why living out having a 7th grade boyfriend is not realistic for an adult woman. Even if she is a basic ass bitch enough to cheat and leave her husband for one. News flash Jenny you never leave a good man for someone like Chris. You fuck him and be done with him. *Goes back to sleep* Wake me when this fakemance is over!
Jenny made me laugh when she was on “Drunk History” talking about the history of Coca Cola.
I bet she was exhausting. At first, thought she was just a narcissist, but after all her extreme tweets, I”m thinking a Histrionic Personality. Constant need for attention and emotionally manipulative.