This is just a quickie, because I feel like I have barely talked about Jessica Simpson at all this year! Jessica is currently in NYC, probably for work, and these are some photos of Jess out and about yesterday. Her outfit is being discussed all over the place. Extreme bellbottoms and a multi-colored fur jacket. What do you think? When I first glanced through the pics, I was like “oh, honey, NO.” But as I really size up her whole ensemble, I kind of think she’s pulling it off. The coat is ridiculous, the pants are ridiculous, but put everything together and… I’m sort of okay with it. Is that crazy?
What I’m not okay with: Jessica’s absurd lip injections. She’s not at Kylie Jenner-level yet, but it’s still really noticeable and she doesn’t need them! Her old lips were fine. I wouldn’t swear to this, but I think she’s also getting a little Botox or something? She looks just a little bit tweaked.
What else? I haven’t heard much about Jessica’s marriage recently and I assume she and Eric are still going strong. He’s with her in New York, and I think she gave him a position with her fashion empire company. There were some rumors that she could be knocked up again, but I really do think she’s done having babies. Who knows?
You know what brings this look together? The purse!
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News, Fame/Flynet.
I also think that the outfit put together like this is outrageous, but it works for me. The lips though? The familiar gummi worm upper lip? No thank.
Yes, it works for me too. It actually gives me a weird impulse to hug her and pet her coat.
Fail, fail, and fail. Her lips look like pink suction cups.
Elmo and Cookie Monster! Oh no!
Her Sense of “style” has always always left me Baffled… Her and Britney Favor the worst 2000s trends STILL!
Little Known Tidbit Celebitches! You can summon either one of them if you find you a super flare pant or extreme Cork platforms and Some Blonde Weave and sing the Words “Baby, Baby Baby” into a mirror…if you have a good voice you’ve Summoned Jess.. If on the other hand your Voice is No good and you compensate with Sexy Intonation… well … you know
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LOLOL!!! Hilarious
Wow that outfit is atrocious. Looks like real rabbit fur too so ugly AND inhumane.
Lip injections are bad and it looks like she put a bit of the weight back on (no shade–she still has a beautiful figure).
It is from where she grew up that she does these things. I live near enough there. It is her lack of sense of public opinion and people who give her things. She is given furs. They go back in a closet once she is photographed. She looks like she shops at the low end of things though.
You know what brings this look together? taking it off.
I feel like there have been enough women who have screwed up their faces that by now other women would stop with the Botox, fillers and whatnot. It never looks good. Just age gracefully, you won’t look like such a try hard idiot.
You are so wrong. Well done injectables are amazing. I started looking so tired around the eyes, all of the time. It’s never a good thing when people keep telling you how tired you look. I had a little nip of filler underneath and then some Botox in the corners, and now even if I don’t get much sleep, I wake up looking refreshed.
Do not confuse overuse examples with the amazing results you can get when they are used judiciously.
Yes, you are wrong. I had botox before, loved it. It only looks bad if you go overboard
Charo wants her pants back.
Exactly! My first thought was “that’s a Charo outfit!”
That looks like real fur.
F**k her and her bloated lips.
I bet it is real fur. She’s a useless tool. And those cheap pants are wrinkling around her crotch and thighs. FAIL on many levels.
the over inflated coat and pants and lips plus the teeny purse reminds me of henrietta hippo from new zoo review
FAIL
2 thumbs down on the entire outfit, lips too.
She is a a beautiful lady, doesn’t need it.
So many women have over-inflated lips right now. It’s getting to the point where everyone looks the same, and variety is the spice of life, y’all!
I like the shoes on her assistant
No to everything.
I like the jacket, but she’s starting to look a little rough. Is she a big drinker?? She kind of has a Big Drinker face.
Are bell bottoms coming back? That’s the second pair I’ve seen in a week
Her lips look painful. I think she got tox around the forehead or eyebrows because she has this “surprised” look. Isn’t she too young for this?
Had to go hug my two rabbits after seeing these pictures… *shudder*
I want those pants! I know I have a tacky since of style. But it’s fun and I love it.
*sense…sorry, I was so excited by the pants.
The jacket is bad enough, but paired with those pants? Overkill, to say the least. I actually find the pants more offensive than the jacket, which I hope is not real fur.
Who buys her clothes? She has no taste or style!!! Shes not someone to look up in fashion. Ridiculous!
Doe she think she’s Karlie Kloss?
I’m digging on that jacket! I would buy it in a heart-beat if it were fake-fur and would add it to my fake-fur jacket collection.
Completely absurd and yet 100% pulled together and pulling it off!
yeah, she needs to be really careful with the lips… those could go seriously wrong in about three more seconds.
oh wtf now, those pants are the absolute worst! her face is beautiful, though
The fur jacket is ugly, gross and just plain cruel.
The worst thing she did was cheat on Nick Lachey. Yes, I still mourn them. They were adorable together.