Here are some photos of Prince William out and about yesterday, doing a solo event at Kensington Memorial Park ahead of Remembrance Day (which is today). He was there to dedicate the park on behalf of the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea to the Centenary Fields programme. It seems like the kind of somber yet lovely event which Kate should have done with William, but she’s probably still tired from attending a movie premiere last week.
Speaking of “no one knows what the Cambridges do with their time,” it seems like William refused to attend a friend’s wedding last weekend. This is somewhat unusual in that Kate is the one who is always canceling on friends’ weddings. In the summer of 2015, the British press was almost in revolt about Kate’s utter absence not just from royal work and charity work, but also from personal engagements like friends’ weddings. She had RSVP’d to a wedding and then she didn’t even bother showing up, sending William and Pippa instead. Much was made about how Kate watches William like a hawk, and won’t let William “out of her sight.” And now this:
The Duchess of Cambridge’s absence from a string of social events last year left some friends bemused. Now they have reason to be even more bewildered, as I hear that Kate and William failed to attend the wedding last weekend of one of the Prince’s closest chums, Oliver Hicks.
Adventurer Olly, 34, tied the knot with Rose Kingscote — who works for Sir Richard Branson’s space programme, Virgin Galactic — at a ceremony in Somerset where the congregation read like a reunion of Royal Wedding guests because so many of William’s closest friends were present. Princess Charlotte’s godfathers James Meade and Thomas Van Straubenzee helped create a ‘guard of honour’ using rowing oars as the couple left the church in Kingston St Mary. ‘Court jester’ Guy Pelly and Charlie Morshead, who was once spotted taking Kate to Mahiki nightclub in London’s Mayfair, were among the other royal pals who held up oars.
‘It was a real surprise that William and Kate were not there,’ says one of those present at the ceremony on Saturday. ‘William does seem to be drifting away from his old friends.’
At the age of 23, Olly became the youngest person to row solo from America to Britain in 2005, when he was greeted by William on the quayside at Falmouth, Cornwall. Solicitor’s son Olly, a former pupil at £37,350-a-year Harrow School, met the Old Etonian Prince through a mutual friend several years earlier.
‘One of my best friends was at Eton,’ Olly said at the time. ‘He is a great friend of Willy’s. We had holidays together, things like that.’
Kate hit the headlines last year when she and William missed the wedding of the Prince’s friends, estate agent Bear Maclean and socialite Daisy Dickson, in Devon. The hosts on that occasion appeared to have been informed so late that Kate’s name was still on the seating plan at the reception, according to a wedding guest. But William turned up with his sister-in-law, Pippa Middleton. William and Kate attended dozens of weddings in the run-up to their own nuptials in 2011, but Kate went to none in the two years after the ceremony at Westminster Abbey. Royal watchers noted that William had been to at least five weddings on his own. A Kensington Palace spokesman declined to comment.
On some level, I do think that William and Kate understand that if they’re going to be so thoroughly work-shy, they shouldn’t be seen socializing in lieu of working. That being said, I keep coming back to their question: WTF do they do with their time? William, by all accounts, averages one or two shifts a week at East Anglian Air Ambulance, and even then – we don’t know for sure. They just sit around Anmer Hall, not spending time with friends, not working, not being engaged with charities, not reading briefing papers, not doing much of anything.
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Laziness is a full time job
Never underestimate how hard it can be to do nothing at all
Maybe they’re binge watching gilmore girls on Netflix. I know that’S what I’M doing
IKR? But when I binge watch GG, there’s wine and snacks, and we know Kate doesn’t indulge in either. Laziness just doesn’t sound fun without comfort foods.
Pregnancy again?
Or some other illness? Much like Trump, I don’t think Kate ever really thought about life in a gilded cage, where every move is scrutinized. I have thought anxiety/deoression for her for a while.
Maybe they lead a secret double life à la Batman. Here we are complaining about how little they are working when perhaps they might spend day and night fighting crime and saving us all from much worse times.
That’s the only explanation I can come up with.
They are secret operatives working jointly with the US government to solve both the Brexit and Trump issues.
Think about it. Who is in a position of influence and power, but least suspect to do absolutely anything?
Every time we see a royal biscuit flash, that means there is a message at the dead drop. Sausage curls indicate…..something else top secret.
Ivy & susanne I fear for your safety now that you have figured out and revealed the Cambridge top secret. Kate has been a government work horse all this time. We should be ashamed of ourselves for accusing her of doing nothing.
OMG! Susanne, Thanks for the laugh out loud this morning as I spewed my coffee on the keyboard. Sausage curls and flashing the biscuit as secret code??? Genius! Why didn’t we think of this before??? LOL
Omg Susanne. That is amazing. Thank you for the laugh!!
ha yes maybe. I’m thinking of The Scarlet Pimpernel, with Anthony Andrews and Jane Seymour that came out in 1982.
Lol @Ivy!
Now you’ve got my drastically undercaffeinated brain imagining all sorts of possibilities… maybe she’s a mermaid who can only be out of water so long, thus her brief attendances and inept humaning skills…. maybe both of their brains have been replaced with robot circuitry by Dr Evil….. maybe I need more coffee ☕️
Well done, Ivy! 🙂
The young royals don’t act like royals anyway. They are unemployed celebrities and I have to admit I don’t think George will ever be King. As far as I know the young people are not that interested in the monarchy.
William Middleton is a weak, lazy and work-shy man.
I would hope that maybe they’re actually spending quality time with their children. A privilege we would all wish for.
OK, I know she’s a mom. I’m also a stay at home mom. But I don’t have cleaners, butlers, cooks, maids, chauffeurs. I am ALL of those things. Sometimes people will.ask me what I do all day, and I just say, “I’m working for free!” Basically, this is so dumb that they legit do NOTHING.
Don’t forget the full time nannies.
And the gardeners!
Somebody has to supervise all these people.
Oh, wait. That’s already Caroles job.
The young royals don’t act like royals. They are unemployed celebrities.
I am not usually one to defend them, but maybe they’re busy raising two young children? Is it so wrong to spend your time with them when they are small?
It’s a wedding. They would be gone a few hours, maybe a day.
nevermind
Normal parents would be so freaking excited to go to a wedding and have a few hours away from the diapers and meltdowns and endless replays of the same annoying video over and over.
This! When I was on maternity leave, I got pumped to go to Target. Much less wear nice clothes, talk to adults and DRINK!
Five or six hours away would be a real detriment to the development of the children and would probably cause untold trauma to the psyche of the parents.
Well they technically have jobs that they are very well remunerated for so they really should be seen to be doing them occasionally. Weddings are their own choice but the rest is bull, you shouldn’t be able to take money for a job you’re not doing kids or not.
I honestly think they are one of those couples that accentuates the worst in the other. They’ve probably become so insular because they are alike in their bad habits and have to keep tightening the circle in order to keep enabling each other.
Maybe one of them is sick.
There are many illness that are invisible to the outside world esp. autoimmune disorders but leave a person devastatingly ill.
And Harry did Armistice Day to boot.
William is supposed to present at the Evening Standard awards. Will he show up?
Yep – he even tore himself away from his GF who the Fail says is staying with him at KP to perform his duties. William is usually all over a party with his mates.
Funny that he can’t be bothered to even show up to the BAFTAs, of which he is Royal Patron, but he can present at the ES awards.?????
Honestly, I think it is better for them to skip weddings. If they show, it turns into a conversation about what Kate wore. And he if he shows without Kate, it turns into a converation about why she wasn’t there. Either way, it’s a losing proposition for the couple getting married.
Far too sensible!
But…don’t they want to see their old friends? Relax and drink a little? even the queen and prince Phil have their own little social circle, you would go crazy without one.
I have always felt Friends keep you young and Feed your soul.
I agree. I’ll complain about what they do or don’t do in their public lives, but their choice whether to go to friends’ weddings — and their consequences if the friends get mad.
But these are old and lifelong friends, they’re probably well used to The Royal Effect by now.
Hmm, something is brewing at Amner its really not like him to snub his friends like this, her yes but him no. Seems like Kate is exerting more control over him and is finally succeeding in alienating him from his lifelong friends. Her life has always revolved around him and she has never liked them, she tolerated them during the GF years as it suited her agenda.
But it still begs the question – what to they ACTUALLY DO when they are not playing helicopter pilot/SAHM or grudgingly performing their public duty. Its often been rumoured that he doesn’t spend that much time at Amner and is why Carole practically lives there.
Binge-watching tv?
my money is on:
her–working out for hours a day, then working out some more
him–standing in front of the bathroom mirror, doing a daily tally of how many hairs he’s got left
but on a serious note, maybe they’re both actually extreme introverts who just need a lot of down time and see the opportunity in their lives now to get as much as they like? i’m an introvert and although i don’t need quite that much down time, i know some who do need a lot.
Seeing how Kate is practically wasting away in front of our eyes, I don’t think all is well in the Cambridge household. We may not know what is going on now, but it’s something bad, and it will come out sooner or later..
+1
I think they are both alcoholics, with Kate worse than William. They have shown up looking hungover at too many events for there not to be a problem.
Interesting theory. I remember the rumors William broke one of his own teeth while wasted, but I have never heard anything about her having any drinking problem.
I can’t unsee his replacement tooth. It’s one of his front teeth, big and a chalky colour compared to the other natural tooth. It’s the first thing i notice in all his recent pics, including the ones above.
Now that you pointed out the tooth, I can’t unsee it either.
@ Annie – Have you thought of writing a novel? 🙂
She’s not a drinker – her addiction is anorexia. I think William was but has grown up and leveled off of the binge stuff. As another poster mentioned above, there’s a larger issue at hand – major marital discord or some such thing.
Carole Middleton owns William.
I always thought Kate is Carole’s puppet. It was her mother who desperately wanted that Kate marries Wills.
I don’t think Normal Bill is sitting around playing Candy Crush. Who says he’s even with Kate at Anmer?
Just for you
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3924384/Prince-William-shows-paternal-bonds-children-visit-Kensington-Memorial-Park-whilst-brother-Harry-does-town.html
Great link! I love the little girl with the animal hat!!! And what is wrong with William’s facial expressions? It’s like the opposite of resting b**** face–his face looks terrible and scary when he tries to smile.
Yes, thanks! Only ONE pic of Harry though, WTF?!?!?!
How did he get so ugly the last ten years?
LOL I had the same thought. Bad genes, I guess.
Who killed my reply?
It is his ugly inside shining through
I’ll be kind and say “homely”. Yes, his looks have faded but like Yolanda said, it could be what’s on the inside that’s coming through. We probably wouldn’t be having this conversation if he was a hard-working royal who showed genuine enthusiasm for the responsibilities of his position.
He has unfortunate genes, BUT i wonder if we would have the same opinion if he had started out as a plain young man.
Same personality, but plain young man.
I do think Kate is suffering from an anxiety disorder. It explains the extreme work shy nature, the terrible posture (trying to hide) and her shrinking frame. That being said, she knew what she was getting into and has unlimited resources to help her through this.
It’s hard to feel sorry for her knowing how hard and for how long she chased him
Hiding behind that curtain of hair? Maybe you’re on to something. But she still manages to flash a leg in public as per her 2nd last engagement. Do you think you can be both an exhibitionist and have anxiety disorder? Just a thought….
Hmm i disagree about her having social anxiety – if she was that shy she wouldn’t be flashing her biscuit to the world at almost every engagement.
If the people or topic/subject of the engagement interests her in any way she is engaged and open but most of the time she looks bored out of her skull and would rather be elsewhere.
She knew what she was getting into – she just thought she could coast it like she’s done most of her life. I think she felt that once she got the ring the job was done – both she and Carole underestimated what the role actually entails.
Maybe his friend recently came out on Facebook as a Brexit and Trump supporter?
Maybe I’m the only one here but I still think that William doesn’t love Kate. That he only married her because she has no problem with the fishbowl life.
I have to disagree – i think he does love her but he’s not IN love with her. He married her as A) she was the only woman willing to marry him and B) was desperate to be part of the RF for the wealth and status it gave her and her family.
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+1
Women of his set really don’t want what he, personally and professionally, is selling.
Prince William didn’t bother. Full stop. Story of his life.
I wonder if they are well? While they do have a reputation for avoiding work, the post does bring up a good point – what *are* they doing day to day? And it seems weird at best to ditch a close friend’s wedding.
On another note, that’s at least the 2nd royally connected person working for Virgin Galactic. Sales strategy?
I could be charitable and say that he was on duty with the air ambulance team. But even the most gullible of us are unlikely to believe that. Lol
I agree with other comments that say all is not well in Team Cambridge and will probably come out in the wash soon. That said, the DM had some nice pics of William with the children on his visit yesterday. He actually managed to look interested in what was going on. I always think he looks happier on engagements without Kate but maybe that’s just me.
They’re busy surfing the Internet and commenting on Facebook and pop culture threads.
Bit like us you mean?
Maybe they are on this thread now? Maybe they are regular posters under the nom des plumes….?
She’s probably busy either (a) online shopping, (b )spending her day in her home gym or (c) scheming with Carole about Meghan’s downfall while he’s spending time with his mistress. I doubt they’re spending time together or actually working behind the scenes.
Don’t forget working out several hours a day.
Maybe he’s watching Suits.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe they just hate being guests at weddings? I know I do.
Aren’t they busy with the bountiful Amner Hall harvest? ie- canning goods for their line of Amner Hall Organics. William traded in the helicopter for a straw hat and tractor.
MAYBE this guy who got married was not as good as a friend now as someone has making it to be. I know I have been invited myself to some ceremonies (wedding, 10 year death anniversary (yep we do those) and birthdays) and I was tempted no to go as I had no emotional connection with those people. Once I even got to know a girl there that was like me and we bonded over that. We didn’t know 90% of the people there. We almost cried of joy upon finding each other so we could stay together and get through the party.
On another note yes they are lazy I can tell but also think there’s more on Kate’s part. She wanted him, she fought for him for years, she endured humiliation, badmouthing and hostility from his circle of friends. She played dirty herself to get to him. Now she has what she wanted (and more) and she doesn’t want to see them again. Maybe she even hates them. It’s a big FU to them now she is The Duchess. Also she doesn’t have any passion outside her family, no interests, nothing so when she has to do things she just…..does what she is told to do and when she REALLY doesn’t feel like she doesn’t. (see the words of the Queen aides that they have asked her before to do solo trips for the crown and she has “resisted”). I have people at work like her, male and female. They just don’t want to do things. They just exist and do their things. Just like a mollusk.
Maybe they’re both introverts. Or Kate is and William doesn’t want to leave her by herself alone. Maybe they just prefer spending their time together with their kids. Who knows, she might even be pregnant and puking her guts up again every day and he really doesn’t want to leave her on her own.
I think it’s pretty simple, they are in some sort of co-dependent relationship and would rather spend their time away from the limelight. As far as Kate’s concerned, she got the ring and now she can coast. That was her main ambition. William doesn’t strike me as a people person, understandable after all he’s been through. Whatever we’ve seen of the Cambridges is what we’re gonna get.
…both those two are so old before their time…Im just so used to seeing 50yo grannies who look better…weird….
William needs his own Camilla to make him a better and more interesting man. Kate has played her part by giving us a Royal wedding and heirs to the throne.
I think he will regret not attending his mates wedding it seems like all the old familiar mates were in attendance, which makes me feel sorry for him.