There’s always so much going on with the incoming Trump administration, and I often don’t know where to even start or what to say. I mean, it’s all depressing and awful and my God, we’re all doomed. But how much should we say on a celebrity-gossip site? So I’ve been trying to work the angles – if something Donald Trump does has a celebrity, fashion or media-related angle, I’ll cover it. This is one of those times. One of the disturbing aspects of the president-elect – who has literally thousands of disturbing aspects – is that he fundamentally does not understand the First Amendment. He does not understand the concept of a free press. He does not understand that he has regularly incited violence against journalists who are simply doing their jobs. He does not understand that as president (or president-elect) it’s beyond petty to “beef” with journalists and media outlets. Here’s Trump’s latest tweet:
Has anyone looked at the really poor numbers of @VanityFair Magazine. Way down, big trouble, dead! Graydon Carter, no talent, will be out!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 15, 2016
To me, “Graydon Carter, no talent, will be out!” reads like a threat. Like, Trump now thinks he’s omnipotent and he will personally see to it that Graydon Carter – the editor-in-chief of Vanity Fair – will get thrown out. While I take issue with VF’s coverage and editorial decisions sometimes, who really cares? Vanity Fair is going to do their thing and besides, VF is still pretty popular for a monthly magazine (their site redesign sucks balls though). As for why Trump hates Carter so much…
Graydon Carter was the man who 1st said Trump had tiny hands—calling him a "short-fingered vulgarian" (with Kurt Andersen). https://t.co/bDq1IvJ23B
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) December 15, 2016
Donald Trump is a petty, crass, vulgar, indecent, unprofessional, baby-fingered, small-handed jackass.
Also, Trump tweeted this as part of his morning tweet-storm:
If Russia, or some other entity, was hacking, why did the White House waite so long to act? Why did they only complain after Hillary lost?
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 15, 2016
Why is this the talking point for the Trumpers? We literally discussed how Russia hacked the sh-t out of the DNC for MONTHS before Election Day.
Last thing: Trump did his big “tech summit” – but he purposefully excluded any representatives from Twitter. I still don’t know why.
In response to being cut out of Trump's tech summit, @twitter should make it so whatever he posts automatically converts to poop emojis.
— Cassandra (@ChrisWarcraft) December 14, 2016
Photos courtesy of Getty.
Go away Donald.
Just. Go. Away.
The orange pig-demon will destroy us all.
@Darkladi
The (poor) people who voted for him will suffer the most.
@JMO that is exactly right and they will blame anyone but Trump. I am having a hard time mustering up much sympathy for them. They did this to all of us.
@jmo- we are all going to suffer badly because of the damage he will do to this planet, gutting the EPA, deregulating everything. Bastard.
We’re all going to die. Or become the United States of Russia. There’s no going back now. We were at 50% corporate fascism with the Obama administration the only thing preventing full take over and we just made the leap. Donald’s baby hands are going to sign our country away even further, one document put in front of him by corporate evil doers at a time. He will destroy the world on behalf of diabolical corporate interests with his own tiny, soft, petite, fragile, child like, baby hands.
Good luck with that wish. President Elect….constant coverage.
But puppets always have disproportionately small baby-fists….
Lol! thisthisthisthis
That is both hysterically funny (loved it) and terrifying, Fire rabbit, when you consider the puppetmaster may be Putin, and the hubris of the Cheeto-in-Chief won’t allow him to see that he is being manipulated. It’s like the emperor’s new clothes, except the missing elements in this new US leader aren’t pieces of royal garb, but a whole array of intangible, essential things like self-knowledge, a social conscience, empathy, compassion, honesty, honor, and even the most basic human decency.
The puppet strings are simply compliments and ingratiating behavior. Tell Trump he’s great, and you own him.
I just purchased a subscription to Vanity Fair!
Good, Donald sucks — you’re right! So, after deciding not to renew my subscription last week when they sent me a notice (I’m canceling most of my subscriptions because they had come to feel like homework assignments that I couldn’t keep up with), I am sending my check tomorrow as a result of this story. Done.
me too!
This thing with Trump’s mini-paws has been going on for, I think , 2 decades. GC says that Trump regularly sends him pix torn from magazines, Trump’s hands circled in gold Sharpie, with scrawled comments akin to: “See! They’re not small at all!”
If it’s not true, I still want to believe it is 🙂
The worst part is is that many reporters and and those on his bad list have been receiving death threats and such. We have elected an absolute boob to run this country. I never thought in my lifetime that we would have an egotistical, sexual pervert, racist, homophobic, hate filled person elected. I still cannot wrap my head around WHY people voted for him. And he is already filling his cabinet with people that live in a swamp. No one is qualified, not even him.
BTW, I love Vanity Fair. I have been a subscriber for years.
Last thing: Trump did his big “tech summit” – but he purposefully excluded any representatives from Twitter. I still don’t know why.
I saw on another site that Twitter refused to design a Hillary bashing emoji of money bags or something to go with “lock her up” during the campaign, hence no invite. I’m not a fan of social media but I just might join Twitter because of that.
I was happy that Twitter refused to allow the “Crooked Hillary” emoji, but they won’t truly earn my respect unless they suspend Donald’s account for breaking their harassment guidelines.
EXACTLY, Steerpike!
I think turning everything he tweets into a poop emoji is a great compromise and would be a truly patriotic thing for them to do.
Besides Twitter refusing the crooked Hillary emoji, Trump excluded Twitter from the tech summit because they’re the only major tech company that went on the record as saying they would refuse to be a part of building the “Muslim registry” Trump has proposed.
From Politico article:
“Twitter also found itself standing apart from its Silicon Valley counterparts when it comes to Trump. It was the only major tech company to say on the record that it would refuse to participate in building a “Muslim registry” that the president-elect has proposed.”
Trump is such a vile, pathetic excuse for a human being. I just don’t even have the words for my disgust anymore.
I didn’t know about this, wow. And I’m pretty much out of words for Trump at this point, too. HIs cabinet picks are insane. Utterly insane.
Wow. Just wow. I think I’m actually going to be sick to my stomach.
I’ve avoided watching him on tv since the election but in every photo I’ve seen of Donald he looks worse and worse. His health has got to be terrible, like everything else about him. His skin, ugh!!!
But his tests were all positive! His health is great!
Yes, according to his physician, he’s the healthiest of anyone who has EVER run for the office of president.
Bigly.
It’s only been six weeks and he does looks worn down. He hardly gives off hale and hearty vibes. Maybe the Universe will take care of things after all. Of course, that would leave Pence.
Pence looks like Satan’s minion. Coincidentally enough, his policies match.
Radley, Yes and yes.
If it walks like a demon and talks like a demon…. DEMON!!!!
The only good thing about him: strong odds that Big Macs, cocaine, sleep deprivation and bile will put him in the ground soon enough. He is sewage in shoes.
This article was posted yesterday. This also explains why Trump is whining about Vanity Fair.
http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/12/trump-grill-review
Oh wow, I just read that. No wonder he is having a fit! That article nails Trump perfectly. Thanks for bringing that over.
The press cannot let up on Trump, even though he will try to suppress everything like this.
Me, too. Also some fun, nasty related articles about him. Hehe!
This is the best-written, negative restaurant review since the Times’ critic sampled Guy’s American Kitchen in Times Square. It’s also a terrible, horrific peek into the outcome of Donald Trump’s “great” business ventures … And his Twitter spasm after seeing it continues to confirm what a terrifyingly thin-skinned, short-fingered vulgarian our soon-to-be Commander in Chief actually is. Sad.
Thank you. I posted this to Facebook because anything that trump doesn’t like is a good thing.
Good lord! I couldn’t eat that salad if they threatened to waterboard me.
Nice review! I think that it is time to subscribe to Vanity Fair! 🙂
You beat me to it! I read that article and it felt GOOD. I hope his rants backfire and rally support for the very people and entities he attacks. Time for a VF subscription.
Wonderfully well-written snark! Thanks for the link, Jenns!
Update: Vanity Fair is trolling him so hard right now. Check out the header on their homepage:
http://www.vanityfair.com/
And check out this slideshow. LOL:
http://www.vanityfair.com/news/photos/2015/09/an-illustrated-history-of-donald-trumps-hair
“…a viscous, bird killing oil slick…” 😂😂😂😂😂 Thanks for the link – it’s killer.
Six articles on the front page!
That salad looks like something a dog threw up.
So tempted to buy “el Trumpo” a subscription to Vanity Fair…
Wouldn’t that be amazing? Have his penthouse mailbox just flooded with them?
My boyfriend did this morning.
👍👍👍👍👍
Every day, I still wonder how this is possible.
I feel like I’m living in some kind of f*cked alternate universe. I’ve been taking more xanax lately and have had to tune out of most news stories. It’s infuriating and embarrassing. Wish I could hibernate with the cats for the next 4 years.
BengalCat2000, you are me… except add several daily bowls.
My mind keeps flipping to a parallel universe in which Hillary won and we’re all hopeful and happy (though probably far too complacent, too). It’s cruel. This feels like the darkest timeline, and my pets are my major solace. They don’t have a care in the world, and they actually know what love and trust look like.
@Brittney, my marijuana intake has increased as well, lol! Sending hugs!
Come to Australia, BengalCat! You can bunk with us and our three Bengals and one rescue cat! The only thing I ask is that you bring a few felt toys for the littlest one…
@AnnaKist, I can bring the toys but your kitties will fall deeply in love with me. They all do. It’s a blessing/curse situation 😻😻😻
I know it feels like an episode of the Twilight Zone.
He literally has the temperament of a toddler. It is SO f*cking embarrassing and I cannot begin to describe my level of shame in the fact that we elected this orange idiot.
I babysat a 20 month baby girl and she has more self control than Minute Maid Mussolini.
I work with elementary kids and they have more class, manners and insight than this pathetic vermin turd.
I absolutely believe it.
Kate, would it be okay if I appropriate “Minute Maid Mussolini” and spread it around liberally?
@Ruyana, it’s actually from Michael Arceneaux on twitter !
We did not elect him the electoral college did! Almost 3 million of us voted against him and even the electoral college voters may turn against him on the vote Dec. 19th. Remember that millions of other people feel the same way and hate the sexist, racist, and classist views he touts!
I know, Saras, and I appreciate what you’re saying but is that a caveat we’re supposed to attach to the POTUS title every time we talk about Trump?
I know plenty of Americans dislike him but globally-speaking that is irrelevant. The rest of the world isn’t talking about the American electoral college and the popular vote, all they know is that Trump won our election and he is our incoming president.
The EC hasn’t formally elected him yet. Let’s hope they embrace The Federalist Papers, Essay 68.
My 7 month old niece has a much better temperament than the cheeto one.
Seriously. I am continually just floored reading his tweets. He has zero concept of statesmanship or dignity. Such an effing embarrassment.
I hate him and his family so much.
I think if you walked every corner of the globe, you could not of picked a more horrible man and family. I despise him so much he makes my blood boil, everything about him is despicable
I saw an ad on this site yesterday for Trump hotels. I agree with the anti-Trump stuff, but maybe you should stop advertising the businesses y’all are advocating we boycott. Not mad about it, just something to consider. There’s probably more to it than I realize but can’t that be fixed somehow?
I’m sorry I missed that, But it does show how silly the “I won’t dress Melanie” threads are!
This is an issue Kaiser should be looking into – ad network users often have no control over whose ads run on their site, but Kaiser needs to look into changing this.
And no, @Bonbon, it does not render the dressing-Melania thread silly. Standing up to this monster, even if it is by refusing to ‘collaborate’ in putting a nice dress on his wife, is worth something.
Ad Block. Or Ghostery. Or both!
You can pay not to have ad on your site. CB has no control re which ads run unless opts for no ads. Then probably goodbye to free CB as ads are the way these sites are monetized. They don’t do it for love….or hate….you know.
If Celebitchy uses Google Ads, the mods really can’t control that at all. The ads are tailored to the cookies in your own browser, so… blame your own browsing history, and a bad algorithm that doesn’t realize you read Trump stuff because you DON’T like him. My CB ads are almost exclusively for products I’ve viewed or purchased in the past, or similar products.
I should add, though… if it is Google AdWords, there should be a feedback option.
THen its time to put actions behind words and make a change…….#NoExcuses for the internet warriors.
Why did the Dems wait so long to complain about Russia? Donny you idiot, Hillary was accusing you of being Putin’s puppet at the last debate!!! You were just too busy sputtering inanities and insults to notice.
Oh, and you actually responded to these allegations about Russia during the campaign; that’s how old this info is. You ignored it and said it was maybe China. Quit revising history and ignoring what came out of your own mouth.
China or a 400 lb guy with a laptop in bed.
I saw yesterday that the FBI made one phone call about the hacking to the Clinton campaign and the staffer who answered thought it was a prank call. ONE PHONE CALL. They are so transparent, I can’t believe Comey and his ilk aren’t bring investigated. Also, Mitch McConnell actively suppressed the intel on Russia’s hacking beginning in September. It’s not so much what the Dems didn’t do, it’s what the RNC and FBI colluded to do.
McConnell suppressed and personally benefited financially as a result. He should resign from the Senate immediately. But he is the same scum who collected salary and benefits for the past year while refusing to do his job
Twitter wasn’t invited bc they refused to make an auto emoji when anyone hashtagged “crooked Hillary”. http://www.politico.com/story/2016/12/donald-trump-twitter-emoji-crooked-hillary-232647
The petty, ignorant, narcissistic, corrupt thin skin of this man is going to be the ruin of our country.
Trump is just the continuation of the trajectory that the USA has been on for a long time.
+1000. I just hope that, before too much irreversible damage is done, ‘Murica wakes up from its trance. I mean, at some point the Deplorables will have to realize that Drumpf isn’t making all their problems go away. They’ll still be struggling, they’ll still be paying more taxes than the wealthy, health care costs will still rise, and we will still be a nation of immigrants populated by more than just Eastern European models.
EP, I couldn’t agree more. Our government has been racing toward a cliff for a long time. A democracy “of the people, by the people, and for the people” stopped existing awhile ago. Our representatives only grasp at power and reward the greedy .1%. With the election of Trump, we have finally gone off the cliff.
“I’m, like, a smart person. I don’t have to be told the same thing in the same words every single day for the next eight years,” the president-elect added. “I don’t need that. But I do say, ‘If something should change, let us know.'”
So Donald Trump thinks he is going to be president for the next eight years.. I hope not.
Nah, he will do so much damage to the Repubs in the next couple of years that they will be forced to do something about him in an effort to survive.
I think he let the secret spill that Russia is going to hack the next election too. Putin is probably upset with his little puppet spilling secrets.
Personally it is fine with me if you cover whatever stories about that monster you want, whether there’s a celebrity/fashion/media angle or not. This stuff is important and your posts have truly been helpful and informative!
Hmm, I might subscribe to Vanity Fair today…
As a long time subscriber to Vanity Fair and a long time admirer of Graydon Carter, I’m stating this with all due respect, Graydon needs to get over it. I agree with everything he has written to the nth degree. However, it’s over, and it’s best to ignore the freak that’s going to be living in the White House. Keep it classy Graydon, the orange one is pulling the focus of your great magazine away from what it should be! If we all ignore it, it will go away, right? 🙁
Totally disagree. The press has to hammer away at him. He will try to shut down the free press and then we are all doomed.
@Anname Completely agree
Totally agree with you, Anname. If the press ignores him, they will normalize him. Trump as president is something that nobody should “get over”.
The press can’t and shouldn’t ignore the President of the United States whether that president be a competent pacifist or a deranged egomaniac.
He won’t do press conferences or answer questions. His tweets let everyone know how deranged he is.
Maybe baby d*ck will have a heart attack. I’m sorry that was rude of me. Meant I hope he has a heart attack. I’ve really got to watch my mouth sometimes.
Yeah but then we have Pence.
What are the chances that Trump, Pence and his entire cabinet go down in a fiery plane crash? Now, I’m not saying that I WANT that to happen, just asking about the odds…..
Yeah I know…but Pence doesn’t have the business self-interest of Trump. The same oppressive social policies will come through either way, but with Trump we get the pathological hair trigger on a global scale. Pence doesn’t have the outsider status of Trump … he knows he could ultimately be tossed. I say we go after them one by one.
haha! I too am curious about odds, Kitten.
I like where @Who are these people is going with this. One by one. Legally of course. (just in case the secret service comes knocking. I was never here ok? lol)
They never travel on the same jet for that very reason, but it sure is fun to fantasize about.
They’re not allowed on the same plane. Pence isn’t likely to start a war through tweets
Had a similar thought last time I watched Designated Survivor.
But there are good people in the House and Senate…
Isn’t one of CBs rules not to wish death on anyone?
@EP-Who wished death on someone? I only asked about the odds of something tragic happening….
He doesn’t look healthy at all. He also posts pictures of himself eating junk food and has never been seen exercising. I really think a heart attack is possible, I don’t think health wise he will last very long as president. And then we get stuck with Pence, yuck.
Sorry if It sounded like that EP. My bad. In my defense though a case of baby d*#k isn’t always fatal but it is uncomfortable for the sufferer from what I’ve read online.
Most things Trump says reads like a threat, I keep expecting him to say “Off with their heads!” with a maniacal laugh.
If he could, he would.
He understands exactly what he is doing with his tweetstorms. He’s creating distractions from the truly terrifying appointments he is making and the policies that they will be pursuing. Attacking the press and the First Amendment is serious business and he needs to be called out for it, there is no question about that. But in the end, these kinds of attacks are cover for other actions that he doesn’t want anyone to notice (turning the Cabinet over to the oil & gas industry, his ethics problems & financial ties to Putin/Russia, etc.)
ding ding ding. You are correct. absolutely
Liz- I’m not so sure you’re right. I think he really just can’t stand people saying bad things about him. It’s just coincidence that he’s also doing stuff he’d rather we forget.
What’s not coincidence, and what is happening, imo, is that the people handling/advising Trump (Kellyanne, Bannon, etc) are letting him continue to tweet because it’s a distraction. They’re using his narcissism.
This one is to distract from people questioning why his three brats were front and center at that tech meeting
+1,000,000
I don’t think he is that savvy or intelligent. He’s just a 70 year old toddler having a perpetual tantrum.
I agree. I don’t think he is that smart. I think he is just a thin skinned idiot.
Not just ethics violations but corruption could be going on in a bigger way than we imagined.
Were British and American polls really so wrong or was Russia rigging the electronic election ballets to get narrow wins to arrive at both Brexit and Trump to disrupt tried and true systems.
Putin, who is not above cheating at the Olympics, must be gloating. He wanted to disrupt the European Union and America and that is what happened. He might personally have had a hand in taking over these democratic systems without firing a shot, unlike his takeover of Crimea.
Anne Helen Petersen, culture writer from Buzzfeed pointed out exactly what Trump is doing by attacking his critics. It’s a deliberate move to distract from the essence of what his critics are saying.
From Twitter:
“Fascinating/effective thing re: Trump is that he doesn’t ever actually defend himself — just undercuts whoever/whatever’s doing the accusing. It’s brilliant maneuvering: move conversation away from legitimacy of the claims & towards whether/not the NYT/CNN/VF/Hillary is ‘failing’.”
This is why the media giving him airtime for his twitter tantrums instead of the validity of criticisms being leveled at him is helping Trump, not hurting him.
She wrote a long piece on how to view Trump… see him as a celebrity, not a politician:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/annehelenpetersen/what-would-trump-be-without-twitter?utm_term=.sxYMWWAAw#.ahwn77aal
Btw, anyone hear about Ivanka getting a White House office? Ugh, so much nepotism. And very concerning that Donnykins needs his little girls help being a big boy.
Not just any office but the First Lady’s office.
Funny, Kaiser just published an article about that.
It was telling that when describing her ‘capability’ to handle some national issues, he said “Look at her…just look at her…” and then followed up with some bogus actual claim.
But first, he likes to look at her and thinks other guys do, too.
Creepy.
Sure. Look at her and her revised nose, bleached hair and silicone tatas. Isn’t she just perfect (now)?
I think that Trump has early Alzheimers, which is why he always needs his kids there. Cause he misses lots of stuff.
@Sarah….I’ve wondered about that, too. His father had it & some of his behavior certainly fits symptoms of Alzheimer’s. Sad for him and his family if true; but, if true, so very dangerous for everyone else in the world.
I will subscribe to Vanity Fair today.
Also, I am sickened by this family’s attempt to turn every aspect of our government into a financial boon for them. If they refuse to behave in an ethical manner, people meeting with the president-elect/president should impose ethics on them. If Ivanka or the brothers are there, they should refuse to meet with Trump until he makes his spawn leave the room
Graydon Carter’s Editor’s Letters are the best! In addition to the celeb profiling, VF has always had very sharp political pieces.
A practical guide for resisting the trump agenda:
http://docs.google.com/document/d/1DzOz3Y6D8g_MNXHNMJYAz1b41_cn535aU5UsN7Lj8X8/mobilebasic
Excellent!! Thank you so much.
If he is so insulted by a petty joke and reacts so wrongly then you can practically foretell how well he will do as president.
Loving Graydon’s ‘short-fingered vulgarian’. So apt and so beautifully dismissive.
On the plus side, the orange horror is looking increasingly unhealthy. Those sickly grey eye pouches seem to be getting roomier by the day, almost as if they’re engaged in their own silent protest.
Couldn’t happen to a more deserving person.
I just posted a follow-up where Graydon tells that for years Trump sent him pics of his hands, circled in the pics, with “Not short!”
Good Lord, the PEOTUS is bat$$it crazy.
Corrupt pussygrabbing Trump equals Putin’s Puppet, Putin’s Puppet, Putin’s Puppet, Putin’s Puppet ……….. isn’t it obvious to anyone with a brain.
He’s a joke that isnt funny anymore.
He was never funny though. As a not-American, the only ‘contact’ I ever had with him, prior to 2016, was the occasional ‘American Apprentice’ on some random tv channel, and the only impression he ever left with me was how incredibly ego-driven and unappealing he was. That, and his Olympian-level physical repulsiveness.
Earlier ths year, I went home to Ireland and went to a beach I’ve loved and visited since childhood, now tainted by the presence of his uber-vulgar hotel & golf course complex, and there was an unexplained and totally unexpected sad, dead whale on the beach which, one of his employees excitedly told us, was a real draw to the area and asked us if that’s why we’d come.
A grim sign, if ever there was one.
I agree with your impression of him. Huge ego but fragile. That’s why he gets so angry about his “wee hands” comments.
What a sad story re the whale. Ireland is one country I would love to visit. My uncle was the mayor of Ballymena for a number of years and I used to love listening to him speak because of his accent.
Joannie, the Ballymena accent is “famous” for actually sounding quite Scottish rather than Irish! The migration of Scots resulted in a dialect called Ulster Scots and Ballymena is the epicentre…it has a rep for being quite hard to understand but I’m sure you would have no trouble!
all this does is make me wanna renew my subscription, I can tell you.
Get a subscription to VF for Donald “Littlefingers” Trump.
Vanity Fair is capitalizing on it … They’ve changed their website subhead to say: “The Magazine Trump Doesn’t Want You To Read,” which is both hilarious and rather genius marketing.
http://www.vanityfair.com
They also have the restaurant review front and center, plus a piece on his hair. Troll level is expert over there at that magazine.
Brilliant! Although if they were completely honest they would preface his name with Putin puppet, pussygrabbing conman Trump.
Thanks for explaining your editorial approach to Trump stories. Now I wish you would come up with some alternative to posting pictures of him (ditto all other media outlets).
I suggest either only posting pictures of other people tangentially related to the story, e.g. Graydon Carter here, or representing Trump in some other way, e.g. some Cheetos stuck on a hunk of cheese. Reducing his visual exposure in the media will drive him crazy and keep us all saner.
I think posting the really unflattering pictures that he hates would be a good idea. Hopefully, he’ll spontaneously combust. 😉
I read just now that Rancid Penis (I will call him that because I can never spell his ridiculous name) is talking about making changes to the daily White House press briefings. Like not having them daily or something, and not having assigned seats….most likely to keep “undesirable” (read: truth telling) press out.
The lack of transparency is astounding. The disregard for the office of POTUS is abhorrent. Electoral College, do your job and vote in HRC.
Rancid even posted pictures on Twitter yesterday, of pictures of the Trump brats at that tech meeting as if he were quite proud of the ethical violations.
He DOES have baby hands. Wispy baby hair, pink baby skin and a pudgy baby belly too. He also whines, pouts and frequently makes silly faces like a baby with gas as well. Donnie Dingus is America’s most humiliating failure ever, an embarrassment to us all.
He looks like a man who has never done a hard days physical work in his lIfe. Not even the DIY and gardening that other desk bound souls do. He has people to do that for him.
Our President Elect is tweeting about a magazine because his little feelings are hurt. What a joke. This is the stuff he’s focused on? SNL is going to have field day for four years.
Check this out!! For years, Trump sent Graydon Carter photos of his hands, circling his fingers and writing Not small!!
Just to drive him a little bit crazy, I took to referring to him as a “short-fingered vulgarian” in the pages of Spy magazine. That was more than a quarter of a century ago. To this day, I receive the occasional envelope from Trump. There is always a photo of him—generally a tear sheet from a magazine. On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers. I almost feel sorry for the poor fellow because, to me, the fingers still look abnormally stubby. The most recent offering arrived earlier this year, before his decision to go after the Republican presidential nomination. Like the other packages, this one included a circled hand and the words, also written in gold Sharpie: “See, not so short!” I sent the picture back by return mail with a note attached, saying, “Actually, quite short.” Which I can only assume gave him fits” – http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2015/10/graydon-carter-donald-trump
JFC!!! On Saturday, trump, sessions, franklin graham, and kellyanne deflectaway will be in town, stinking up Mobile. I’m off to buy a gas mask.
I just subscribed to Vanity Fair. I’ve also recently subscribed to NYT.
Maggot had better get used to people hating him.
The future president of the United States doesn’t know how to spell ‘wait’ correctly. Well, that inspires confidence.
His wife has mannish hands. VERY mannish. She’s on the eve of becoming the most hated First Woman/Third Wife in US history. Wonder if her nude portraits will adorn the walls of The White House? She gets off on men objectifying her nude body and rating her ugly parts. Melanja K. love Donald, so love him, so long time.