There are more rumors about Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, and no, it doesn’t involve drinking, drugs, bodyguards or car crashes. Thank God. After reconciling a few nights here and there over the course of the past two months, it seems Lindsay is hellbent on marrying her girl Samantha. This comes from The National Enquirer (story via Showbiz Spy), so of course it is suspect. They claim that Lindsay is so desperate to seek the approval of Samantha’s family, she’s really going to convert to Judaism. And Lohan doesn’t want to wait for California to legalize gay marriage, she’s perfectly happy traveling to some other state that allows it. Heads up, Connecticut! La Lohan is on the prowl for a justice of the peace:
Lindsay Lohan is planning to marry on/off girlfriend Samantha Ronson, it has been claimed.
American tabloid the National Enquirer reports that Mean Girls star Lohan — who split from Ronson in March after a bust-up at a Hollywood hotel — will convert to Judaism so she can please the club deejay’s Jewish family and make her relationship with Sam official.
“Lindsay says Sam’s promised she’ll persuade her family to accept this, and they won’t wait to see if California changes their gay marriage legislation, but will travel to one of the states where it is legal to say their I do’s,” an insider said.
California’s Prop 8, the ballot proposition outlawing same-sex marriage, was passed in November last year — just weeks after the practice was allowed in the state.
[From Showbiz Spy]
Even though I’m doubtful in general about this report, my guess is that Lohan is pretty desperate to get back with Samantha. Samantha paid the bills. Samantha kept the drama relatively contained. Samantha took care of Lindsay in a lot of different ways. Samantha might have been the closest thing Lindsay has ever had to a stable relationship. So, is Lindsay running back to Samantha, promising her that they’ll get married, that Lindsay will convert, that she’ll do anything to get back together? What do you think?
Lindsay and Sam are shown out together on 2/27/09. Credit: WENN.com
Yes I believe it. No, I don’t think the Ronsons are going to suddenly love this crazy convert. Sam, tie your damn shoes, you’re not 15.
Sure, I’ll buy it. Lilo’s behaviour doesn’t surprise at all anymore. But Sam? Would she fall for this? Would she want to commit to marrying this nut??
Sam better watch out. Marriage isn’t only for lovers, it’s also for legal separation of one from one’s earnings, property, etc. in the event of divorce – which happens a lot.
I don’t think that the relationship ended because Lindsay isn’t Jewish.
so, uh…converting will hardly fix their relationship woes.
lol @ tie your shoes ^-^
It’s a bit like having a baby to solidify a marriage, eh? Totally pointless.
hate to be a wet towel on the party but, unless Samantha is “reform” and that’s what Lindsey were to convert to, their “marriage” wouldn’t be recognized in Orthodox or Conservative Judaism.
I’m confused by gay marriage laws. If your legally married someplace they offer it, are you then married when you travel. If Cal is for marriage. then against it. then for it again. then against it. again. Are you married/divorced/separated each time they revise the law. Or do they just sweep all those certificates under the rug and pretend it never was? Or is it a big sorry, you missed the window? Does Judaism recognise gayelle to oxiorangeglow unions? That could be the next great drama. We married. No-uh you stepped over the line. Yeah-huh we married again. No were not over here.
Goldman, Coleman, Cout d’lion.
eek. if thats a “stable relationship” id hate to see a dysfunctional one!
Oh yea. That’ll fix everything.
I smell resentment brewing…it smells kinda like menthols cheetos and vodka!
Someone please find Samantha a new girlfriend already.
I don’t know why everyone defends Sam Ronson. Lindsay’s first rehab stays date back to when they were hanging out (remember her passed out in the car with Ronson in the driver’s seat?) and Sam has the same cracked-out look as Lohan. I think these two are equally toxic for each other, with Lohan using Ronson for emotional support and both of them using each other for higher-paying DJ gigs where they split the proceeds.
Maybe these recent sleepovers have to do with Ronson seeing her DJ’ing asking prices dropping.
I’m with Ally. All the comments on how horrific Lohan looks, cripes just look at the photos of Ronson above. I fail to see how that looks “healthy”.
Because Sam didn’t always look like the undead. If you go back to early 2008, she was still bone-thin but her coloring was good and her eyes had this thing called life. Late 2008 to early 2009 was the constant dear-God-girl-do-you-remember-what-sleep-is phase. Sam was the perfect shade of BEAT!
I read somewhere she’d been raised in conservative Judaism, but given that she and Annabelle both have tattoos, I’m thinking they switched to Reformed somewhere in there (tattoos are NOT kosher!)
But I also think Sam hasn’t dealt with some crap of her own yet.. pure conjecture here but she has joked about therapy, and I’ve got a number of pics snapped outside some medical center.
unless she’s actually sick with something 🙁
she’s been skinny since 2006. Back in 2003-2004 she was actually pretty hot! slender, yes, but not to the level she is now. I would happily have pursued her. Now I wonder if she’s ok 🙁
Marriage won’t fix their problems, they need a BABY (rolling of the eyes)! And I’m sure Sam’s family really didn’t like Lindsay because she wasn’t Jewish (second rolling of the eyes). Must be nice to live in such a cacoon of stupidity!