Paris Hilton has been busy in Cannes going to movie premieres, sticking her tongue down her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt’s throat, and losing her phone. While out partying, Paris misplaced her Blackberry, leading a Daily Mail staffer to point out that her purse was unzipped, and it could have easily been stolen or fallen out. It also led the Daily Mail to quote her in an article saying things like: “Oh, yes, oh, dear I have to keep looking!” I”m guessing the real quote goes something like: “Oh F*CK! I have nothing to pretend to talk into when I get bored and want to look cool! Oh look, something pink and sparkly!”

Paris Hilton went into meltdown just after midnight when she lost her phone.

She told the Daily Mail that she had mislaid her BlackBerry phone, which contained details of her hundreds of celebrity friends.

Looking distraught, she told the Mail: ‘I don’t know where or when it went missing but I know I’ve got to find it’.

She ran into the Eden Roc at the Hotel Du Cap and moved quickly down a flight of stairs to the terrace to see if she had left it on the bar.

After ten minutes she emerged saying: ‘It’s the worst thing that could have happened. It has all my contacts in it and the last thing I want is for it to fall into the wrong hands’.

The Daily Mail then pointed to her clutch purse which was unzipped and it was clear that the phone could have either fallen out of the purse or it was taken.

‘Oh, yes, oh, dear I have to keep looking’ she responded, thanking the Daily Mail for assisting her.

[from Daily Mail]

Whether lost or stolen, I’m sure that whoever finds it will figure out it’s Paris’ and cause havoc. Her phone was hacked in 2005 causing many other celebrities to have to change their phone numbers. This shouldn’t be too much of a hassle for Paris, though. She loses and buys a new phone every two weeks, so she’s used to it.

She is not used to anyone saying “no” however. But that’s exactly what Cannes Film Festival organizers are saying to her. She has been demanding a $100,000 appearance fee to show up to events and be photographed, but they’ve turned down her low, low price. The only place that cares is a club called VIP.

The economic crunch has hit professional party girl Paris Hilton. According to The NY Post’s Page Six, Paris wanted $100,000 from party organizers in Cannes to show up at their events, but P.H.– who is in France for the premiere of her documentary Paris, Not France — was in for a rude awakening when not a single organizer would plop down cash to party with the star.

“No one bit. They aren’t about to pay her. It’s not 2002,” one event producer said. “We think she got some money from the club VIP, but everyone else is running for the hills.”

[from PopCrunch]

Maybe – just maybe – this is the beginning of the end for Paris, and the beginning of a Paris-free world for the rest of us. Here’s my prediction: Paris and Doug get hitched in a huge, over-the-top pink and lace ceremony (with receptions in LA, NY, and London), maybe even adopt a kid (do you really think Paris would want to sacrifice her body for another living being?), and in two years tops, they go through a nasty, bitter divorce that ends in a tell-all by Doug and a teary Paris on Oprah. Then we never see her again. One can only hope.

Paris and Doug are shown in Cannes on 5/18, 5/20 and 5/21/09. Credit: WENN.com