Donald Trump yearns for Easy D, thankfully Twitter gave him that D

Donald Trump And Mike Pence Visit The Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier

I am absolutely not saying that we are in any way “out of the woods” politically speaking. The nuclear winter could still happen. Emperor Baby Fists could easily tweet his way into war, likely with one of our long-time allies (hey, Australia!). We’re still being ruled by fascists, white supremacists, misogynists and homophobes in this brave new kleptocracy/oligarchy. We are still being lied to on an hourly basis by public servants. Every new day brings a horror show. But every so often, we just need to stop and enjoy ourselves. We need to bask in the joy that comes from making fun of one of Emperor Baby Fists’ daily Twitter tantrums. This is what Trump tweeted yesterday:

I guess the “Easy D” in this situation is “easy decision,” although you honestly never know with Baby Fists. The thing is, Easy D (AND I LOVE THAT HE CAPS-LOCKED IT) is also quite funny slang for easy d–k, gay or straight. Women can wait for Easy D, although most straight dudes would tell you that all a lady has to do is ask and she’ll get that Easy D, straight up (or anyway she wants it). Gay dudes are also all about that Easy D. So of course Twitter had a field day! Seriously, this is what social media is for. If we have an unhinged fascist as president, it’s our duty to make fun of him on his favorite social media platform. ENJOY THE EASY D.

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  1. Shambles says:

    I’m sure a certain V Putin will be happy to give you that Easy D when he releases whatever he’s got on you and f*cks us all, Donald

  2. Sixer says:

    Does Easy D grab Hesitating P? That’s what I want to know.

    • Esmom says:

      The jokes just write themselves, don’t they?

      Holy hell, I can’t imagine anyone less Presidential at the helm of our country. And I cannot stop fuming at the people who STILL defend this garbage and this clown.

    • Sixer says:

      I’m afraid they do! But it’s a good thing, really. Firstly, we all need a safety valve, else we’d spontaneously combust. Secondly, the best way to diminish him is to ridicule him.

      Has @TrumpDraws or one of the other parodies done an Easy D one yet?

      *rushes off to look*

    • Lucrezia says:

      The D wasn’t coming easily. Nevertheless, she persisted.

    • SMD says:

      Ah cmon Sixer, no reluctant P’s around our commander in chief. They all gave him a standing “O” at most recent televised even and the P’s were ovulating left and right! Bwaa ha ha!

  3. Kitten says:

    Omg I’m crying with laughter. He is such a tool.

    • Tate says:

      I first read about this at work yesterday and fell apart. He makes it so damn easy to expose him for the idiot that he is.

      • Mgsota says:

        He probably didn’t know how to spell “decision” so he took the easy way out…God this man is a f*cking idiot.

    • Esmom says:

      The Spicer/Conway exchange was my favorite, I didn’t see that one last night when Twitter was exploding. Between this and his Nordstrom’s tantrum yesterday could anyone be less self-aware than Trump?

      • swak says:

        Well he can throw another tantrum at TJ Maxx and Marshall’s as they are dropping her line also! Can’t wait for SNL to do something with all this.

    • Christin says:

      The more he tweets, the more hopeful I am that we truly just have more spontaneous stupidity than calculated moves happening.

    • original kay says:

      I actually choked on my oatmeal, I was laughing so hard.

      pun intended 🙂

    • Lahdidahbaby says:

      Yes, an easy tool. Easy T.

    • JustBitchy says:

      Kitten, I got onto this while sitting at the airport. I too was laughing out loud 😂🤣

  4. Justjj says:

    😂 This is my favorite thing on the internet maybe ever. I hope SNL takes this and runs with it.

    • lucy2 says:

      I imagine those writers wake up every day and just clap their hands together with joy at all the material they have to work with.

      • pinetree13 says:

        Right? LOL I can’t imagine being a comedy writer for SNL and then walking up to see this absolute gold!

  5. RussianBlueCat says:

    For all those fellow Canadians on Celebitchy who think Trump may have forgot about Canada. There is a rumour that Sarah Palin may be the next ambassador to Canada( the White House has not confirmed or denied the rumour) So Canada will be getting the “D”
    Oh happy day(not)

    • Krakken says:

      My lawd!, That means the Palins will live in my city!!!! Trashy domestics will be going down. PLEASE let them become besties with Patrick Brazeau.

    • Krakken says:

      …also the idea of cultured Trudeau being forced to rub shoulders with the Palin’s and their redneck ways is pure comedy to me.

      • RussianBlueCat says:

        Her first speech will be” I have always wanted to be in Ottawa, since the first time I saw Parliment Hill from my back porch at our home in Alaska”

    • lala says:

      no way! she will be living in my city then..oh fuck no. not today!

    • Lucrezia says:

      Palin is totally qualified – she can see Canada from her house.

    • Who ARE These People? says:

      She’ll have to leave her guns at home. I just don’t see her figuring out how to fit into Canadian society. Though it would be kind of fun to have her up here.

  6. Digital Unicorn (aka Betti) says:

    That photo of Trump in the bathrobe – MY EYES, MY EYES ARE ON FIRE!!!!

    On another note, can we Brits join you all at the bar? We just had the leader of our opposition party call the BBC out for reporting on ‘fake news’ this morning in a live interview. He was asked about his future as leader of the party and if it was true that he had set a date to quit. Thou to be fair I think the interviewer was trolling him when he used the term first – either way he rose to the bait.

    • Esmom says:

      Oh geez, that’s awful. This “fake news” BS is infuriating enough here, I’m sorry to hear we’ve exported it across the pond.

    • Tate says:

      Pull up a stool, my friend. 🍺🍺🍺

    • Sixer says:

      Also, the Prime Minister said the same thing IN PARLIAMENT. She used both fake news AND alternative facts when caught out in a corrupt local government deal yesterday.

      Betti – I love you. And I agree on Corbyn’s sub-par performance. But the people in power who are currently ruining the country should really be the number one target for all of us, not the hapless leader of a divided opposition. It really doesn’t matter what Labour (or the SNP) do. With a slim majority and the support of the DUP, there would never be the numbers for them to achieve anything. Let’s concentrate fire on the target that actually matters; GOVERNMENT.

      • Digital Unicorn (aka Betti) says:

        Love you too! I enjoy the debates on here even if they do get a bit hairy at times.

        I didn’t watch PMQs yesterday as for the sake of my blood pressure I’m trying to avoid watching our democracy burn.

        ITA we the people need to hold May to task over Brexit – parliament proved last night that they don’t have the backbone to oppose her Tory Brexit.

        Thou there was an article in the Guardian that cheered me up. The editorial team for Wikipedia has just banned the use of the Fail for source references, citing ‘poor fact checking and sensationalism’. Link below:

        https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/feb/08/wikipedia-bans-daily-mail-as-unreliable-source-for-website?CMP=twt_a-media_b-gdnmedia

      • Sixer says:

        Corbyn had got a leak that showed the government had promised extra social care funding to Surrey (Tory council) than anybody else would get provided the council called off its referendum for a 15% increase in council tax. May’s response was to say that the leak was fake news and alternative facts (exactly those terms) even though the leak was specific texts sent by her official. She’s not good at thinking on her feet!

        I am VERY happy about the Fail ban by Wikipedia. I think we should all petition Google to get it handicapped in their algorithm too.

      • Sharon Lea says:

        ha Digital Unicorn, thanks for the link that the DM can’t be cited at Wikipedia, that says it all.

      • Digital Unicorn (aka Betti) says:

        @Sixer – Is KellyAnne working for the Tories on the side? Part of me thinks she was trolling parliament and the other.. I dunno.

        No she isn’t and she’s not very good at lying either. If true I hope other councils get the same deal but I suspect this story will get buried. Thou the thing with Surrey is that its an affluent area – I used to live there so most people could actually afford a rise in council tax. Thou the Guardian is also saying that the whole ‘vote on an increase’ was a bluff to get more money from the gov. Either way, well played Surrey council – I hope Brent council (my local authority) is watching and taking notes.

      • Sixer says:

        If we get KellyAnne, I really am emigrating!

        The thing is, much as I’m happy to pay extra council tax for better services for the vulnerable and schools and everything else, doing it only via council tax will just exacerbate the very regional economic inequalities that partially drove Brexit. Poor areas won’t raise much and rich areas will. It’s not a solution at all, is it?

        (Brent isn’t so far from where I originate. I was either Ealing or Hillingdon, depending which stage of life, before moving down here.)

      • Digital Unicorn (aka Betti) says:

        @Sixer – nope its not. Social Care is a big issue for me as it affects my family. My father relies on it a lot to help care for my mother who has advanced Dementia and is still living with him at home. The fear is that with the cuts being made to local authorities in Scotland it will affect him and the help that he desperately relies on. I know May pledged to ring fence Social Care but not sure if that affects the whole country.

        Social Care funding should really be managed centrally to make sure the funds are distributed evenly with more going to the most deprived areas and areas where there is a higher percentage of elderly or vulnerable people. Some councils are better than others but I guess its down to who is running it.

        Brent is pants – am lucky if i get my bin emptied once a month (even thou its weekly). North London is alright, easy to get where i need to go.

      • Digital Unicorn (aka Betti) says:

        @Sixer – did you read the piece in the Guardian about how the gov has backtracked on the number of unaccompanied child refugees from Syria it will accept? It was slipped out today that they will only be accepting 350.

        https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/feb/09/tory-mps-join-criticism-of-amber-rudd-over-child-refugees

      • Sixer says:

        I think your father stands a better chance in Scotland than he would in England. Domiciliary social care (I think up to about £170 a week) is still free to pensioners in Scotland. In England, it’s market rate for anyone with assets over about £15k. And if your only asset is your house, they put a future charge on it. Unsure of the case with respite/day centres etc, however.

        We have a brilliant GP service in my village which takes up a lot of the slack via health care assistants (which is why everyone is going mad here over the 8am-8pm 7 day GP service demand by Hunt, cos we don’t want to swap what we’ve got for that). But I think that’s quite rare across England.

        Yes. No more Dubs Amendment. We are turning into a mean, nasty country and how we have the effrontery to be shocked about and point the finger at Trump is beyond me.

      • Becky says:

        Sixer, I got accused of wanting to euthanise old people on the John Oliver thread yesterday, just for pointing out they were the deciding factor in the Leave vote.

        *bangs head on desk*

      • Sixer says:

        It’s not healthy, the climate being created, is it? I sympathise Becky.

      • Digital Unicorn (aka Betti) says:

        @Becky and Sixer – it’s horrible, thou I find that the people who get nasty do so to hide their own ignorance. They believe the BS that’s being fed to them by the media and the carefully crafted soundbites from their beloved leaders.

        1984 is happening!

      • Antonym says:

        @Digital Unicorn (aka Betti) – I’m late to the party, but wanted to tell you that I’m totally going to be using “…for the sake of my blood pressure I’m trying to avoid watching our democracy burn.” -🦄

        I’ll be sure to always appropriately cite the source 😉

    • dodgy says:

      Ah Corbyn. He’s all, “Now the fight begins!” Re: Brexit, triggering article 50, the Parliament rejecting an amendment to protect European Citizens in the UK. . Lllliiiiike, where have you been, bruv?

      But yeah, alternative facts is now a thing over here. I wish they’d call the vote to leave built on ‘alternative facts’

      • Digital Unicorn (aka Betti) says:

        That tweet just confirmed how useless he really is – I have hope that the House of Lords rip it apart but I suspect they make ask for a few small changes before passing it.

      • cd says:

        They share the same Russian PR, so the vocabulary is going to be the same.

  7. Malificent says:

    As the saying goes…. An EASY D is hard to find. And a HARD D easy to find. Er somethin’…

  8. Louise177 says:

    I’ve never cared about Twitter and social media in general. But between Black Twitter, JK Rowling, and Trump I feel I need to follow.

    • Tate says:

      I have had a Twitter account for years but never actively used it until recently.

      • lucy2 says:

        Me too – I’ve had one and rarely posted, but lately I’ve been following people (and rogue park accounts) left and right.
        Check out the rogue potus staff account, if you haven’t already. I think it’s legit, and it’s fascinating.

      • Tate says:

        I will check it out. Thanks Lucy!

      • supposedtobeworking says:

        Also the @altforestservice, @altEPA

    • steerpike says:

      This whole mess has shaken me out of my luddite ways. For years, I have avoided facebook, social media, etc. Since the inauguration, I have acquired a smart phone for the first time, joined facebook and twitter, begun commenting online for the first time. I think that this whole situation has really brought a lot of people out of the woodwork and made them realize that they need to participate.

    • pinetree13 says:

      I have one that I signed up for ages ago but I’m dumb and don’t know how to use it. How do I see all the cool funny tweets? Who do I have to follow? SOMEONE HELP ME!

      Right now I’m following like 5 people and have 3 twitter followers. hahahaha

      • Tate says:

        pinetree

        Here are some people that I follow

        @GeorgeTakei
        @AndyRichter
        @DannyZucker
        @JohnFugelsang
        @JoyReid

        Try some of these out. If you don’t like one just unfollow. What will happen is you will see what they tweet, retweet and like and that will lead you to find more people that you want to follow. Good luck!

  9. robyn says:

    A distraction. He makes me sick.

    Latest tweet still trying to delegitimize the news media with the “fake news” rhetoric. He hopes this will inoculate him when he tells lie after lie. But even this is a distraction.

    • dotdotdot says:

      While #EasyD amuses me, I am terrified what the orange troll and the spineless ones are secretly DOING … meanwhile in the white house.

    • holly hobby says:

      This drives me nuts. How is it “fake?” Because he and his bimbo said it was? People wise up. The internet is there for research!

  10. B n A fn says:

    Did anyone catched Morning Joe this morning? Even Joe and Mika who were one of the main architect in getting DT elected, Imo, is saying they are afraid of where DT is taking the country. I never forget at the White House correspondent dinner they were called out for being so far up DT butt.

    I heard that one of DT’s son tweeted for people to cut up their credit card to Northstrum because they dropped Ivanka cheap clothing that are made in China. What a bunch of evil people. i really hope all those who voted for him is now regretting that decision.

    • Christin says:

      I watched their show today, just because rumor is he watches it each morning. Mika was very direct in her comments, as were others. And he must have been watching, because he tweeted about their senator guest around 7 AM.

      • B n A fn says:

        To be honest with you Christine I have stopped watching joe and minks for about a month. I watch them now and again to see them, especially joe, try to make excuses for DT. This morning I just felt sorry for them because I know how hard they work to get DT elected, and see the mess he has created. I also remember Minka saying to Hillary to “get off your high horse” because Hillary said something she did not agree with her.

        Btw, the rumor is correct, he, DT, watch the cable news and tweet about them because he has nothing better to do in the morning and during the day.

      • Christin says:

        Sounds like I caught them on their day of honesty.

    • robyn says:

      That credit card issue is yet another example of how neither Trump nor his family believe in capitalism or democracy. They are authoritarian and people/businesses must kiss their feet. So-called president and p*ssygrabber Trump hates the truth, separation of powers and, therefore, America. Please resign.

      • Keaton says:

        IKR @robyn? We know the jackass doesn’t believe in democracy but truthfully he doesn’t really believe in capitalism either. People cheer when he tries to intimidate CEOs into making some choices like keeping plants in the United States. But I think they’re being short-sighted with that praise. This crap with Ivanka is basically the same behavior.

        If Trump has an ideology or belief system of any sort it’s authoritarianism. He believes in the strong man that bullies and intimidates others into bending to his PERSONAL will. He has no faith in people to make their own decisions. He has no respect for institutions and rules. He only has faith in and respect for himself.

        I wish some folks could understand what makes him uniquely threatening and dangerous. But there are way too many people on one side enjoying him “giving it to the liberal elites in the media, government, Hollywood, etc” and on the other side enjoying him “giving it to the GOP establishment, the neoliberals, etc” There are alot of short sighted resentful people in our country willing to burn it all down out of pure vengeance IMO.

    • Tate says:

      I can’t stomach Joe or Mika. Like you said, they had a big hand in helping elect 45. They make me sick.

    • holly hobby says:

      Their fans don’t own a Nordie’s card. They are totally in a different income bracket. That’s why this is backfiring.

    • cd says:

      Too little, too late…

  11. JudyK says:

    I think the things he says out loud and his Twitter mania can’t get any worse, and, yet, every day they do.

  12. Rapunzel says:

    Forget the jokes. The official @potus account retweeted that Nordstrom attack. This is so unethical. And can we talk about how he’s tweeting instead of taking briefings?

    This is serious sh–. Someone needs to act.

    • Liz says:

      we need a leader not a tweeter! He doesn’t know what a president is supposed to do. scary

    • Tate says:

      Republicans will do nothing to stop this because they are drunk with power.

    • lucy2 says:

      Yes – he was tweeting about Nordstroms during an intelligence briefing, according to the White House schedule. He’s had the briefings boiled down to the absolute minimal already, and still can’t pay attention.
      At some point the generals and such in his cabinet need to band together and declare him a danger to the country.

      • Esmom says:

        AMEN to your last sentence. I really think he has absolutely no clue how much chaos he is sowing. He really is like one of my little preschoolers who can’t sit still, pay attention or pick up on any sort of social cues and instead just does what he wants and bumbles into people’s faces and things, leaving a trail of rage and sadness in his wake.

  13. lightpurple says:

    The Easy D is screaming “fake news” all over Twitter this morning because various interviewers are not asking Senator Blumenthal, a former Marine, about his lack of service in Vietnam when discussing a conversation he had with Supreme nominee Gorsuch that Trump’s attacks on the judiciary are demoralizing. Somehow, not asking irrelevant questions about something that happened decades ago makes whatever is going on now fake news.

    So, unless every reporter asks Trump about his draft-dodging, whatever is said is fake news.

  14. Eric says:

    Emperor Zero’s rap name is Eazy-D, who is the orange cousin of deceased N.W.A. rapper Eazy-E.
    In that vein, maybe all ex-N.W.A. members could be used for Diaper Bigly. Ice Cube becomes Orange Cube, Dr Dre becomes Or Orange, MC Ren becomes MC Tweet and DJ Yella becomes DJ Yeller.
    I prefer Henry VIII’s body double or President Bannon’s leaking colostomy bag.

  15. Liz says:

    This guy is awful! I was out last night wearing a super bowl shirt and was talking to someone standing with me about how the Pats/Trump complaints were dumb. Two ladies behind me told us how Trump was smart and keeping us safe, etc. I was shocked. Tried to point out things like tweets and bad decisions to show them they were wrong. Didn’t work. Then one asked why at a young age my hair was so thin. Just to be rude. I’m still seething this morning. Trump really needs to go! Sickening

    • Tig says:

      You are a better person than me! Would have said “Dunno- why are you so dense?” Or- “Same reason that Trump’s skin is so thin”! But, again, I applaud your civility.
      On a funnier note-are they calling for folks to tear up their TJMaxx cards?🤔

      • Liz says:

        I ended up getting so frustrated with these ladies that I started using the F word quite a bit. Explained my hair was thin because of all the epilepsy medicine I take. She said she never heard of that! Was pissed that ladies in their 60’s didn’t realize how bad Trump is for us. Especially them being from my original home state Massachusetts. A Democrat state. I ended up winning $100 and they won nothing (bingo). Me winning, them not made me smile a little

    • Snowflake says:

      I’ve tried to reason with these Trump supporters, but there is no reasoning. I’ve given up. Although a couple of my co-workers did seem remorseful, starting they had always voted for Republican. I’ve reached the conclusion it is a waste of time

      • Tate says:

        I agree that it is a waste of time talking to his supporters. The people we need to talk to are the ones that stayed home. We need them to realize the importance of voting.

      • swak says:

        Agree, when I have pointed out facts to a couple, they just spout the same old BS or they don’t answer at all. In fact told one that I would stop commenting on the thread because they were not willing to listen to any opinion that was not their’s.

      • Liz says:

        All his supporters must be too embarassed to admit they made a HUGE mistake voting for Trump. They get so defensive. He’s everything we warned them of. Scary how confused and immature he is in the WH

      • lucy2 says:

        I think it’s a combo – some are unintelligent, some are uninformed (lots of people pay little attention to politics), some are racists/bigots, and some are realizing they made a HUUUUUGE mistake.

        For those who realize they’ve made a mistake, I want them to feel like they don’t have to defend him or their choice. Just recognize that despite promising to “be more presidential” he has proven himself incapable, admit their mistake in voting for him, and be more informed and vote better next time.

      • Keaton says:

        “I agree that it is a waste of time talking to his supporters. The people we need to talk to are the ones that stayed home. We need them to realize the importance of voting.”

        I agree @Tate!
        One of the underlooked stories of this election is that Trump got a SHITE ton of rural white folk to show up at the polls that had stayed home when McCain & Romney ran. He REALLY ran up the numbers in some of these tiny more rural areas.

        Do y’all remember what the GOP said after they lost in 2012? They said they needed to reach out to more Hispanic voters. That they had done as well as they could with white folks. Bannon obviously was all “Challenge accepted” *blech* My point is: I think Dems might be better served getting more folks registered and helping them show up at the polls than trying to reach out to Trump voters and bringing them back.

        People get super excited about Obama/Trump voters and how the Dems can get them back but I think they are mislabeling them as formerly “solidly Democrat” voters. One reason I say that is because Democrats running for Congress, for Governorships and for State legislatures have lost BIGLY starting in 2010 – NOT 2016. President Obama has high approval ratings but the Democratic PARTY hasn’t been in good shape for a long time. So stop acting like these Obama/Trump voters belonged to the Democrats. I’m betting those people tend to vote on the basis of vague, personal traits more than policy.

    • Who ARE These People? says:

      I’ve concluded there’s not point in engaging with those people. They made their choice, for whatever reason. Just keep pressuring Congress and supporting an independent judiciary, and get people to run for local office and be involved.

    • adastraperaspera says:

      Sorry you had to experience that, @Liz. I had a rant on Celebitchy a few weeks ago where I explained that my family back home are trumpers and my opinion is that they are never going to change. SAD, but true. We just have to register voters who care about this country more than themselves. And stick together to fight the fascist menace.

  16. robyn says:

    Someone said BS is the new language in America, thanks to so-called president and p*ssygrabber Trump, and the hardest language to translate. It’s true!!! Heaven help us all.

  17. Rapunzel says:

    Holy shit-. He’s bashing John McCain on twittter. Just said that McCain “emboldens the enemy” by discussing the success or failure of a military mission. And again questioning his heroism.

    FML.

    • lightpurple says:

      And Senator Blumenthal.

    • Tate says:

      Oh holy hell, I just read his twitter rant about McCain. I don’t think we are going to survive 45, guys.

    • lucy2 says:

      McCain has to have a lot more friends in Congress than Trump. They need to start working together to remove him.

    • steerpike says:

      Excellent. Every time Trump insults a republican senator is money in the bank. Eventually, they may get fed up.

      • Esmom says:

        Yes, this is my hope. It’s like a little crack that can hopefully made large enough to open up impeachment proceedings eventually.

      • Keaton says:

        But here is the thing I keep reminding folks:
        Trump’s supporters – both the voters and the asshats in the rightwing media – HATE McCain. McCain got bashed constantly by people like Rush Limbaugh, Anne Coulter, etc in 2008. This is why he ended up picking Sarah Palin – he needed someone to excite the base. They hate McConnell too. They used to love Paul Ryan but now he’s considered a RINO (Republicans in Name Only) as well.

        So I doubt McCain or any other Republican is going to stand up to Trump and get impeach hearings going. They’ll bend to his will because he’s got the support of the real power base – the GOP voters and the rightwing “media” mouthpieces.

      • steerpike says:

        Wow, Keaton. You just inspired me to do some research. I had NO idea how unpopular McConnell was among republicans – that explains a lot. And in that case, you are right. We may be screwed.

  18. Rapunzel says:

    I made a bet with someone yesterday that impeachment proceedings will start before the last week of May. But At the rate this is going, I think the end of Feb/March is more likely.

  19. B n A fn says:

    I have a feeling one day soon we will see him being hauled out of the White House screaming, “I’m the king, I’m the King, I rule the world”, With a psychiatrist following behind him to have him committed to a mental institution.

  20. AnnieO says:

    The mere thought of his flaccid orange wiener makes me ill.

  21. Rapunzel says:

    OK now he’s saying that Ryan (the solider who died in the Yemen raid) died on a “winning mission”

    Heaven help us. Our President is talking like Charlie Sheen. About a military death. That he caused.

  22. Snowflake says:

    On a not so funny note, i just saw on the Daily Mail that Putin signed a law decriminalizing domestic abuse! Omg, those poor russian women!

  23. Eric says:

    If you want to die laughing, read the twitter page Donaeld the Unready for an Olde English re telling of the Orange One, complete with current takes.
    Make Mercia Great Again
    #MMGA

  24. robyn says:

    So-called president Trump HAS to win, the truth be damned. It’s a disease. He never admits to a mistake. Loves to blame others. He is so full of BS we really can’t always know when he is lying and/or exaggerating about really important issues and events. He wanted to keep people guessing and he’s doing just that. It’s all so aggravating to a normal person but this is what his supporters apparently love about the man. I am as equally aggravated with his supporters as I am of him. Why can’t they see that the biggest terrorist on the horizon could be temperamental petulant Donald Trump who acts like a child but has the keys to the nuclear codes and can do the most damage.

  25. Marcy says:

    The Easy (more like sleazy) D has lost his ever loving mind not that that is new according to what I read the EASY D is like a comparison to the Easy A movie but it’s about a boy who becomes president by deporting poor people (you can google read more) what a moron he is… attacks Blumenthal over his appointed Supreme Court Pick, then insults McCain and then goes on to talk about the poor fellow who was killed in Yemen and bypasses the girl never even acknowledges her death like the Quebec attack just conventiently leaves those out. It has gone past sad and pathetic, past funny, past OMG what will he do next, to lies about serious stuff, no tax showing, still promoting business. He has even out did Nixon on how many things to get impeached for where are the balls of our congress but at his feet can “We the People!” petition to have him impeached file papers or get a 72 hour psych hold on him where are all the psychologists his dementia is showing his father had it his is full blown now. The sad thing is he has the football and can literally take us all out in one swoop if he feels threatened or like he will lose his Kingship. Someone change those codes please.

  26. Lua says:

    Bahahaha!
    I thought it was a comparison to Tricky Dick.

  27. Lyla says:

    Am I being paranoid and giving the WH too much credit or do anyone think that the WH is aware and not sorry about the Gorsuch leak? It paves way for him to be a champion of judicial independence despite Lord Dampnuts. So that confirmation will be that much easier.

  28. Vizia says:

    SPICER: I can’t do it. There’s no way to make “easy D” sound presidential.

    KELLYANNE CONWAY: *smoking two cigarettes at once* Hold my beer.

    Carlos Maza wins the interwebs today.

  29. Chingona says:

    I just want to know where everyone here is from because I am living in what seems like Trump capital. I live in a small city in South, Fl and there is a business with a Trump sign as big as their business sign, there are people with American Flags that the blue and stars have been replaced with blue and Trump, there is some guy who has his truck with Trump’s name all over it and Trump catchphrases. I feel like every time I go out and see all this I am literally in a bad dream.

    • Liz says:

      I now live in kissimmee fl. Trump signs were everywhere. Disney World is 5 minutes away from me. Seeing Trump signs must have scared international tourists that are here everyday. The signs scared me!

    • me says:

      You need to move.

    • Ashamed 2 b a Fl girl says:

      Vero Beach in Indian River County. Very white, very Repug. Lots of Trump bumper stickers still…and they are the worst drivers!

      • Chingona says:

        Hey, We are neighbors I live in Palm City(90% white and very republican and very proud continued support of Trump)in Martin County but do a lot of work in Saint Lucie and sometimes Indian River County.

    • LA Native says:

      Saint Augustine, FL here, the trump signs are starting to disappear, thankfully.

    • adastraperaspera says:

      Nashville and only because this is where my wife works. It is tough here. Don’t believe the “It City” hype. Drive ten miles out of town and there are confederate flags in yards. Total trumplandia. My wife’s firm has one black partner out of over 200 total partners. There were two Jewish partners of hers who resigned after the election. They were the only two Jews in the firm. My wife is the only gay partner. Needless to say, we don’t receive invites from her company’s inner circle. She is tolerated because she’s an expert in her specialty. If she wasn’t retiring soon we would be out of here. If you wonder why we came, keep in mind that only 15% of all law partners in the US are women. You have to go where the jobs are.

    • cd says:

      Prozac is good, I’ve heard around… Wish I could be more helpful 🙁

  30. SMD says:

    Unfortunately, Cheeto Mussolini still has huge support in the South, especially GA. Folks love how he’s giving it to the liberals and establishment. Truly, they think he’s doing fantastic so far. I feel like I’m living in a different country, stomach in knots every day.

  31. Anastasia Beaverhausen says:

    TONIGHT – NOW (Wed Feb 8th):

    Twitter Protest, organized by Pantsuit Nation.
    Between 7 – 9 EST

    The goal is to flood his twitter account with a coordinated deluge of identical, short, easy-to-understand posts.

    To my fellow celebitches:

    Tweet the following message:

    @realdonaldtrump @POTUS We’re here, we’re real, get used to us. You cannot lie away our right to freedom of speech and press.

    Do this as many times as you wish.

    Please copy/paste/share

  32. Original T.C. says:

    Well Emporer Baby Fists just signed an executive order giving more cover to rogue unethical cops. So all minorities are now officially sitting ducks that can be shot at will with no consequences. #policestatestartsnow

    People were worried he would encourage a terrioist attack just to justify his Muslim ban? Nope. He just needs to start a lie (crime is at it’s highest EVER) then implement an executive order. He does NOT need FACTS.

    I guess he also doesn’t realize this will also leave police officers vulnerable. If citizens feel like they are going to be murdered even when innocent, it then comes down to the human will to survive. I’m predicting a huge uptake of concealed carry licenses and of course the NPR will just collect their blood money as bodies pile up. Jesus, I knew it will be bad but not THIS bad. Fascism rides again.

    • cd says:

      This is frightening…

    • Amanda Knight says:

      Many black and Hispanic youth may well decide to just take as many of the enemy with them as they can, if they are going to be murdered/incarcerated anyway. #standandfight is already trending on Twitter. Very, very worrisome.

  33. Eric says:

    Denied! Denied! Denied!
    Good for you 9th circuit and it’s unanimous!!!!

  34. Sam H x says:

    Twitler lost again in his appeal!! Haha. The order to bar his EO stays in place. Suck them eggs. He is pitching a fit on Twitter. God bless the judicial system and lawyers of America who are restoring faith and hope in those who may have been worried.

    The EO giving police more power is frightening. Twitler can’t handle losing & it seems he is using this EO to lash out. He is only increasing tensions between police & minority groups much further. It is very worrying. He needs to be stopped.

  35. Sam H x says:

    Have you guys read the piece on The Washington Post about Flynn lying about not discussing sanctions with the Russian ambassador? It’s pretty damning. The denials & the evasiveness screamed that Flynn was lying through his teeth & so was Pence. Trump Adminstration are involved in some treasonous ish with the Russians!!

  36. Mew says:

    In my head I hear Spice Girls’ song Wannabe a bit altered over and over again

    “Easy D doesn’t come for free,
    Slam your body down and wind it all around
    Slam your body down and wind it all around!”

  37. AnotherDirtyMartini says:

    No joke – when I scrolled through the pics and got to Trump in his bathrobe, I physically recoiled so strongly that I tweaked a muscle in my neck. I also made a disgusted gasping noise & furrowed my brow. This was not for show. I’m reading this alone. To use his phrase, that’s just how “completely disgusting” he is.

    And this proves Drumpf does like bathrobes! Wasn’t one of his people arguing that Trump sitting around in a bathrobe was false etcetc. I can picture him walking around the WH in the dark, dressed in his robe, hiring hookers to pee on the mattress in Lincoln’s bedroom.. 😡