Penelope Cruz will play Donatella Versace in the new season of Versace: American Crime Story. I think this is a good call? [Dlisted]
Robert Downey Jr. will star in a new remake of Doctor Dolittle. [LaineyGossip]
JMO: Hayley Atwell has bad style, consistently. [GoFugYourself]
I can’t even start with Jessica Biel’s bangs these days. [Popoholic]
I really like Jennifer Lopez’s dress here. [Celebslam]
It’s a real-life Britney Spears music video! [OMG Blog]
Matthew Perry beat up Justin Trudeau? Wow. [IDLY]
Nicki Minaj twerks in celebration, likely twerks in sadness too. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Here are some pretty pictures of Justin Hartley. [Socialite Life]
If you’re following me on Twitter, you might know that I learned today that my neighbor has a rooster. Thankfully, my neighbor’s rooster doesn’t look like this monster. [Dlisted]
Does your town allow people to have roosters? Many do not.
I have no idea, what do I look like a ROOSTER LAWYER??
I have to think that my other neighbors will complain, they’re tightasses. So… we’ll see.
Our next door neighbor had a rooster (please note: HAD). When they got their chickens as chicks, they thought they bought all hens, but they were wrong. That rooster was huge pain in the ass. Damn thing crowed all day, every day and it was LOUD. They got rid of it last fall.. and yes, I don’t want to know how…
“Bird law is not governed by reason” Charlie Kelly – It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
“Thankfully, my neighbor’s rooster didn’t look like this monster.” *sees pic of Donatella Versace immediately beneath, inexplicably ignores link*
I’ll take all the caffeine now, please.
My neighbor recently got a rooster and the damn thing has been crowing nonstop ever since. I live in an urban area of Nashville so it’s sort of strange.
One day a friend stayed over and when I asked him if he had slept well he said that yes except for my rooster making a whole lot of noise as soon as the sun rose.
I had no rooster whatsoever.
Later I found out that a wild rooster had come into the village, terrorizing chickens, really aggressive and a pain in the butt.
It “disappeared” a few days after.
At first I was like WTF? Now, I think this could be interesting, in a good way. She may surprise us.
How about Kellyanne Conway for the role of Donatella?
Penelope Cruz… hmmmmm. Ok, yeah, I can see it. She will probably do a great job.
Does anyone know what Lainey means in her article about Brad Pitt?
‘There may, however, be another purpose, a much more subtler one when you consider the names that are checked in this article and how they’ve all been spending their time. Shouldn’t be hard to connect those dots.’
No idea…maybe the vaping part and the cloud of smoke coming from the car?
It might be far fetched, but I read it as another dig against Angelina. Brad is not only Mr. Lonely, but the reason for it is mean Angelina. “Consider the names checked… and how they’ve been spending their time”- all the kids are mentioned and the article says that they went with their mother to London and Cambodia. Because Angelina is dragging the kids all across the world, Brad can’t see them.
The song quoted in the article ‘how many hearts must break, how many will it take. To satisfy you, just to satisfy you. Another love, another fool. To play your game.’ The article wants to make us believe Brad is a broken man who fell for a game playing woman. A woman who toys around with other people, who only cares about herself and leaves a trail of broken hearts (maybe even hinting that she doesn’t care if her kids might be heart broken because they can’t spend time with their father). I think it was the attempt of a subtle shade to paint (ooh, so artsy) Angelina once again as the bad one.
Oh and here I was thinking he was having a threesome with Thomas Houseago and Flea 🤔💡
@Slowsnow: well that would at least be far more interesting 😉
I totally agree, greenmonster. I also think by “connect the dots” Lainey is taking about how he’s spending his time – lonely, innocent, broken Brad is nursing himself to health through art. He’s “not out partying”, not drinking – hell he’s not even smoking but “vaping” now. To counter the drunk, raging, out of control image. Sculpting in particular is all about control, and specifically mentioning he’s there for 15+ hours a day shows his level of focus. He’s so determined he stays there alone even after the other artists and assistants have left! (#sarcasmfont) It’s a subtle but effective way to reclaim the narrative.
Lainey has not been particularly sympathetic towards Brad in all of this, nor has she shown prior inclination to painting Angelina as a demon woman. If you read between the lines: He was “apparently vaping” because there were plumes of smoke coming out of his car window. Much more likely he was smoking weed. In addition it sounds like he is trying to fill up all of his time. Often In the company of at least one other person with extensive experience with drug, in particular heroin, addiction (Flea). I think the implication is that this was a publicist released story in order to head journalists off at the pass from deducing that this could be a sort of informal rehab situation.
No offense to Donatella, but that’s an upgrade. She should be pleased.
+1
There will be a HELL of a make up job involved. 😕
If i had to guess a person who would twerk sadly, it would be Titus Andromedon. Nicki would be my second guess.
So RDJ is all about the cash now? Big bucks only no matter how lame the idea? I’m sad, he’s a terrific actor.
Haley Atwell needs to form a support group with Felicity Jones for beautiful and talented British actresses whose stylists clearly hate them.
In my first rental, after a year the house owner decided to get a chicken, which would have the floor filled with sh*t (on my doorstep too), and then after a while she got a f****ng rooster that would wake me up every morning at 4am. For four months I could barely sleep and Istarted plotting several ways to murder them.
I moved out.
That monster in that video would give me nightmares TBH. Gross.
Do we need another doctor dolittle movie? Do we?
Justin Hartley looks mighty fine!! *swoon*
Donatella is morphing into an elderly version of Janice the Muppet.
http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Janice