Jennifer Aniston’s latest SmartWater ads are terrible! [LaineyGossip]
Lizzie Cundy is the epitome of sophisticated glamour. [Dlisted]
I enjoyed this response to The Guy Who Will No Longer Date Hot Women. [Jezebel]
I don’t understand anything about Pixie Lott’s look here. [Go Fug Yourself]
Review of The Lost City of Z. [Pajiba]
This week has been lousy with this kind of stuff. [The Blemish]
Chrissy Teigen’s jumpsuit is much too tight. [Celebslam]
Lucy Hale’s haircut makes her look different. [Moe Jackson]
Kim Richards looks like she’s being propped up. [Reality Tea]
Selena Gomez in workout clothes. [Popoholic]
Bristol Palin’s husband thinks Bristol is amazing. [Wonderwall]
Programming note: We had light posting today for Good Friday and we’ll be off this weekend. We’ll be back on Monday! We hope everyone has a happy Easter holiday weekend.
The one with her and Justin’s pit bull is great though. They should have just done a series of those.
Shame about The Lost City of Z, though not unexpected given all the hold-ups.
LOL This looks so Low rent and Corny… also Lord .. her face in these ads!
What? looks great, what’s wrong with her face?
Extremely filled.
I know right.
She gets such a pass on how she not only has an entirely different face than she did on Friends, but also on how it’s not any better than the old face.
Anyone else would be dragged over hot coals.. Lol
Her fans are just singing tra-la-la with their fingers in their ears. Lmao
You really are way too invested…
Really @lilly?
I’m not the one upset at a message board poster for insulting my favorite ‘friend.’ lol
Whatever you say almondmilk 😉
Great to see you back…
Lol almond milk
This is coming from someone who writes essay long paragraphs in every single angie thread,who cannot let go after 13 years and attacks someone viciously over their looks while claiming that women shouldn’t tear down other women.
Girl,bye
This coming from someone who had a nrebous breakdown when someone said angie should wear a color besides black lol
But when it comes to attacking aniston it’s a gossip site and is welcome
The delusional is off the charts
@Amanda THIS! Nicely summed up. that being said, these ads certainly look ridiculous, very budget.
Who serves bottled water at dinner for guests? LOL
And in wine glasses too!
without looking at them directly
Lol qq…i actually laughed out loud at that! Yes, I also serve drinks while looking at the wall.
Come now, QQ, she doesn’t need to look at them. They are PEASANTS.
The same people who put Glade plug ins all over their perfect home? It’s advertising — they make idiotic and implausible creative decisions all the time. See also Pepsi and Kendall Jenner.
That picture is hysterical. What is that on their plates? It looks like they dumpster dived for their dinner. And why is her arm stuck inside that tiny woman’s chest cavity sitting next to her?
Mormons?
The one with her dog is adorable, the rest feel too fake and forced.
Yeah, they should have stopped here and they would have nailed it. She looks beautiful in that ad.
Yes, the dog one is the only one I like.
They should just hire her dog to shill Smart Water.
I agree, the dog one is good. The rest aren’t, but I wouldn’t call them terrible, just kind of awkward. Terrible is Pepsi/Kendall.
First The Last Jedi teaser trailer is out now OMG!!!!!
It looks amazing!!!!!
The Hot Woman is so awesome.
It really is a great response. I read the original piece a few days ago and kept waiting for it to be revealed as satire.
Happy Vaisahki! Happy Easter! Happy Patriot’s Day weekend!
Whomever did the Photoshop and scenes mixing should be fired. its so clear Jen was not in any of these scenes. How cheap is that? even the size of the bottle and her hands keeps changing , awful just awful.
Who hold a full big bottle of water from the bottom?Are you sure its not not super glue Ad?
She was actually in all the shots, they’ve just done some unfortunate photoshop to make her and the bottle really stand out, and in the process made her stand out so much it looks like they’ve just stuck her on top of a stock photo.
Yeah, really cheap looking ad.
I was wondering the same about the holding of the bottle. It’s almost like she’s about to squeeze it so the water will hit someone in the face.
turn out Saturday in your area if you want the worst president ever to release his tax returns and show just how undivested he truly is.
https://taxmarch.org/
They need to change that to:
‘Stop the Global Annihilation by the Treasonous Demented Orange Clown’ March.
Yes! Thanks for reminding everyone of that.
the photoshop is a mess. So is her face. Her body is goal though.
Why do you guys keep linking to Popoholic? I’m not feeling this partnership. That site is the worst.
She gets a pass on o pretty much everything because so many people still associate her with Friends. But truth be told her face is different, and her body looks like a woman of her age granted she does take care of herself.
Ouch, Sera. I can understand a dig at her face, but the comment “her body looks like a woman of her age” in the context you said is kinda unfair and misogynistic.
She looks great, and I’m happy that older women like herself don’t have to go into hiding after 40, when they start to “look their age”.
Seriously. Like it’s somehow inherently “bad” to look 43 (or however old she is). What a garbage perspective to have on life, aging, and appearance.
Which is funny because she was my least favorite on Friends
The only reason her face looks different (not that age-related differences are bad) is because it’s bloated and her nose is distorted – by airbrushing, I HOPE.
Oh those JA ads are so cheesy. As someone said upthread, low rent.
Why do you keep repeating the same comment over and over?lol
Hmm. Upthread I agreed that they looked cheap.
Earlier here I said they were cheesy.
So, that’s twice by my count.
She sold her soul endorsing all that plastic. I use a thermos and get my water from a 5 gal. tank that I can re use. Mother earth is crying.
Thank you. Was about to say similar thing but you put it better. Same goes for George Clooney and his capsules. Really serious stuff for wildlife and mother nature but it’s all nice parties and charming encounters in the ads.
Jennifer aniston is just being herself. Say what you will she is just making some money for herself selling water. But even more importantly…(I HOPE I CAN SNEAK THIS IN) Kendrick Lamar has just utdone himself. DAMN. Oh, yes SMARTWATER ANISTON EYEBROW SMARTWATER.
Love this comment lol
She looks good … water is good! The way some are reacting you’d think she were guilty of pouring poison in those wineglasses. 🙂
The dinner table Smart Water add looks like a photoshopped internet meme.And no Jude Law/Young Dumbledore post? Did I miss it?
I dont think she was actually in those locations – Look at her left arm in the dinner photo – it disappears into the other ladies armpit. It’s rigid, as if it’s steadying her on the table, but that would mean she has like a 5 inch forearm. Bad photoshop is bad.
Photoshoped AF! But I like … her hair!
lol Smart Water is just water. they even had to take down the claim they had electrolytes in their water bc it was false advertising – it had none. It’s tap water shilled as better. Only fools fall for this crap. And only fools endorse it….
They and similar waters had to say the same in labeling. “Electrolytes added for taste.” Or something similar.
Same process. They distill the water as a purification and add salts back because distilled water tastes gross and strips your body of electrolytes. It wasn’t just smartwater. It was all that use this filtering method.
Waters like propel and a select few others do add minerals. Smart water does not.
Lol
CT is just constantly thirsty.
Whose glass is she going to pour water in? Looks like she’s going to pour water on the table. How is that Smart?
Bottled water can be useful. I have Smart Water in my emergency earthquake kit. Whatever the brand it’s smart to have an emergency kit hanging around because with bomb-blast loving idiots like I’ve seen on Fox and Friends, Trump and the North Korean kid spinning the news and ruling the world we might need it sooner rather than later. We are all interconnected whether we like it or not and the abuse suffered in one part of the globe will eventually affect another.