For a while now, I’ve been referring to Kylie Jenner as the saddest doll in the world. That’s her thing – she’s been doing the Sad Barbie/Plastic Sex Doll look for at least two years, and every month it just gets worse and worse. Well, she’s happy with that image. So happy in fact that she agreed to this Flaunt Magazine editorial in which she’s hoping her ass of lies distracts you from her dead eyes and immovable plastic face. You can see the full photoshoot here.
Like, these photos feel exploitative, but we should be clear: Kylie happily posed this way. This is how she wants to be seen. She wants people to think she’s a sad Barbie doll. And it’s still funny to me that,, in the past, people have yelled at me for saying that Kylie has an ass of lies. Kylie is NOT A KARDASHIAN. She is a Jenner. She doesn’t have the butt gene. She never had this kind of butt until she bought it. She really is trying to be the New Kim.
Photos courtesy of Brendan Forbes for Flaunt.
“Juicy” sweats? Dressing up like Barbie/Lolita ? Geebus- What year is this?
I thought the same thing. Juicy sweats? What? Yesterday a Paris Hilton Post, today Juicy sweats. Maybe we travelled back in time and we can stop it all: Trump, the Kardashians…
I remember years and years ago Cindy Crawford with her daughter who was a little girl wearing some item of clothing with “juicy” inscribed on it. I thought it was so tacky and inappropriate for a little girl to have that word sprawled across her little butt. I feel exactly the same way about Kylie, even if it was probably her choice and she’s not a little girl anymore. To sexualize girls and teens with old school terms is gross to me. I’m not a prude by any means, but this girl has no class. I don’t think it’s Kim she’s emulating, I think she is terribly jealous of Kendall’s fame so goes the route of Lolita which will get attention every time. Whew that was a long ass post!
So sad! But I have very little sympathy for her with all the other problems going on. She now looks like a Barbie doll. And I dare her to tell us she hasn’t had b@@b implants.
what?! she’s just on her period. all the time.
/sarcasm
Barbie is less plastic and dead in the eyes.
Barbie smiles!
Are those really her real fake boobs? I think they did some serious photoshopping on that bathing suit pic.
How do you get a butt like that though?? shots? I don’t even know….
sad
What is more sad is when you see a photo of Kylie before the lip, cheek, butt and boob implants and side it next to the manufactured version of herself. I wonder what she sees when she looks in the mirror. Her mother and Ryan Seacrest created their dynasty by allowing Kim’s sex tape to be exposed and creating that show of theirs. I guess Kylie is Kim Part Deux, minus whatever it is that Kim has that Kylie never will, some sort of confidence. This girl missed her childhood and I think is fine with it. Good job Kris and Caitlyn.
When I see before and after pictures of her, I’d never think they were the same person. So sad her family allows her to do this
Kim at least got to have a relatively normal childhood. She participated in all this as an adult. Kylie was given no such choice. Shame on her parents.
She’s the same age as my sister. She’s barely an adult. This is all so sad.
And yes, she wants this, and yes, so many people have it worse, but I still feel so sorry for her.
She wants this because she was raised to want this, that’s why it is sad. And with all the surgeries she is getting, I wonder if she might be constantly on some painkiller drug.
For those of you have never watched the show – she is as dumb as she looks.
Juicy, please. All of the comments on any Kylie thread are just about the same. She doesn’t change, nor do our opinions of her. Cut and paste.
I know it’s all fake but her body is amazing, I mean it’s not like she doesn’t have to work out or eat right.
You think so? I think she looks deformed. And it is such an epidemic. Nowadays, you see all those instagram women and they are all the same with the disproportionate butt, huge boobs, blown up lips and stick legs and they all look as deformed as Kylie.
There’s particular waist/hip proportion that people from different cultures find the most pleasing, I remember reading a study about it. They showed pics of women of different sizes and racial backgrounds, and it didn’t matter – you can be thin, curvy, whatever race, if you had the right ratio you’ll be considered more attractive. That’s why the fake butt and hips Instagram crowd look so off.
It’s just the hip to waist ratio. The smaller the waist, the wider the hips = is most attractive to men (call it base animal urges to mate with the healthiest individual)
.07 on usually the proportional idea which actually isn’t that big of an inch difference between hips & waist. About 10 inches. Not 20 inches, like Kylie. Oh and looks go through fads. I have an hourglass figure and that shape was very unpopular in the nineties I felt huge. Hate my body, now its in fashion but whatever. Thin waif was in when I was growing up and its still why so many women int heir 40s starve to be ultra thin. . What are these plastic girls going to do when that skinny look comes back. Do reverse surgery? Beauty & Body size/shape is faddish like fashion.
@isabelle
I hear you! I have an hourglass figure too, and most of my life I’ve felt huge! Cindy Crawford, Christy Brinkley body types were in when I was growing up. It blows my mind that someone would pay to have bigger hips, I’ve been trying to lose mine my whole life. I think about what you said, what are these girls going to do when thin is in again? I don’t think it’s going to be easy to reduce what they’ve enlarged.
I agree with you, Rosie. I think her body looks great! I have no problem with her surgeries. I think she looks better with it all. I know I’m in the minority with that opinion. I hope she keeps her body the way it is now and doesn’t keep changing it. I think it’s perfect the way it is right now.
Your body changes significantly as it ages. Also, you still have the same amount of fat cells as when you started lipo. As a result, her shape – with any fat she may have anywhere – is going to shift …a lot. She started her surgeries young. Unless she works out for hours ever day for the rest of her life, and counts every calorie she puts in her mouth, she’s going to need more surgeries. That’s not a good thing.
Surgery is not a decision to make lightly. Every time someone goes under general anesthesia, there is a risk they won’t come out of it alive. Then add in the risks of post-op infection, scarring, pain (and painkiller dependency and addiction), and when you’re talking facial surgery there is also a risk of permanent nerve damage. Even “non-surgical” procedures like Botox or fillers come with a long list of potential side-effects.
Plus, as we’ve seen with Kim, when is enough enough? I guarantee you that Kylie is nowhere near done. As she ages, things will change and she will continue to nip, tuck, tweak, and fill. And every time she does, she’s running the very real risks I mention above. I wouldn’t wish her life on anyone.
Actually @lafawnda, I am with you too. I think she looks great, she has a great figure.
Honestly, be it amazing or not, what has happened in this country that we take the easy way out and there is so much emphasis on looking “great” (men and women) To me, fake is fake and doesn’t matter how “great” you look. There is something wrong with a 19 year enhancing and changing her body so much that she looks nothing like she did presurgery and us applauding it. Sorry, old hippie here where natural is the best (does not mean those with deformities that can be corrected surgically should not do so).
@swak Don’t *you* get plastic surgery then. The rest of us will continue to do what makes us feel good about ourselves and not care if it fits what other’s believe to be natural or normal. We’re good.
@SWAK: I’m right there with you. It took me a long time to learn to accept myself just the way I am. Going the surgery route would have ruined a perfectly nice, healthy body full of insecurities. Plus, anesthesia is not exactly healthy! Getting it for naught… Nah.
Surgery is a dangerous risk to take for vanity’s sake. Plastic surgery killed Kanye’s mother, and still they risk their life for their idea of beauty.
I agree SWAK. I feel that the pressure to be beautiful grows more and more extreme every year. Growing up as a teenager was miserable for me and that was in the 90’s. The beauty standards nowadays are achieved mainly by plastic surgery so everyone looks the same. It’s dysfunctional and sick. No wonder suicide rates for children are soaring. I think in 20 years these plastic people will look back on their photos with some cringing. Unfortunately for them it’s not a bad 80’s perm that will be out of date in the photo but their diaper butts and duck lips
If you are into porn fake bodies, yes its amazing. She doesn’t look like she has a natural female body really. She is becoming a caricature of a blow up doll.
Her body is incredible no doubt about it.
Having that much plastic surgery so young surely will result in it all collapsing in on her, right?
Definitely. Untouched photos of Kim have her looking at least a decade older than she is. Plus Kris Jenner looks embalmed… like a well preserved 80 year old. You would think that her own family would serve as a cautionary tale, but I guess that empty space in her soul clouds her judgment. Maybe they all avoid physical contact with one another and only see each other via touched up photos/videos.
Lol at the Kris Jenner comment…yes, a well preserved 80 year old indeed.
I’m shaking my head so hard it might fly off my neck.
Her caption on the first pic is “Life in plastic it’s fantastic” which is obviously the lyrics to the song “Barbie Girl” but I’m taking this as her finally admitting what everyone is calling her out on, which is the fact that she really bought herself a whole new body.
I say this ad nauseum, but this child’s existence really, really upsets me more than it should. Maybe that’s the wrong thing to say. Her FAME upsets me. Why is she so popular? Why are we at a place where this level of fakeness is glorified and celebrated? Why does no one care that this kid’s self esteem is nonexistent? Isn’t she just a blow up doll at this point? Is she not showing us all every day that she has a gaping hole in her soul that she thinks that sex appeal and followers and likes on social media will fill? Does anyone genuinely care about this person? Family, friends? Because it really doesn’t seem like it. The Kardashian/Jenner household was a fucking house of horrors and no one is proof of that more than Kylie Jenner.
Totally agree. She’s not only sad…our society and what we glorify are.
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I am in 100% agreement with you. I find it so sad that these are the things that are important in life and especially that young girls see this as something that is desirable and attainable.
This is what happens when you have children for profit and not for love, deprive them of outside support, and enforce that looks are the most important.
She’s the end result of a supremely broken system and its going to get far worse I assume before it gets better. I just hope she stops before she goes full Wildenstein.
Ass of Lies, lol. You really ought to trademark that!!
Why? It’s painfully unfunny..
I’m with NSSB, I think it’s funny. I use it now whenever I talk about any of these grossly exaggerated plastic body parts worn by these women.
Butt, Boobs and Lips o’ lies… I don’t think she kept any of her original parts. I definitely agree it’s her own choice and it’s what she wants, but personally I think it’s sad.
At her age,my body was still changing and growing naturally. So dumb for a kid to do all this so young. I know some girls want to look more grown up while they’re still teenagers, but she overdid it and looks 20 years older than she is. She’ll really regret this
It looks like it’s photoshopped to make her clavicle pop out?
Yeah, they are pushing her hard to become the next Kim. there is an article on Dm where she is doing some charity work.
is kim known for her charity work?
She’s always done a lot of charity, yes.
It’s only a matter of time before she’s pulling down millions for full-on Porn. You know that she’s already getting a myriad of offers daily. She will need a new fix when her overly sexualized posing for still photos becomes boring and she’ll have to take the attention up a notch.
Okay, did they look at the pictures and realize how vacant she is and say “lets just lean into it”? It feels like she’s not really in on the joke, but thinks she is.
to be fair, even the Kardashians don’t have the butt gene….
E! just announced her new show…
Her highness Kylie Plastic Jenner!
She is so plastic, so fake and she is only 19.
Lord have mercy!
Hair done by??! You mean hair from China, face from scalpel, ass from needle.
The scar from her boob job is clearly visible in the first picture. I am amazed that they did not photoshop it. Passive-aggressive graphic artist?
You are right!! It is VERY visible.
As if Kylie does not care that she is lying.
As if she is PROUD of the fake tit.
Her body looks awful. The girl was very cute and pretty.
Someone convinced her (PMK?) that she was not good enuf.
Now this laffy taffy nerf doll has taken over.
it looks like she’s wearing a nude latex bra. aren’t implant scars usually on the bottom of the boob?
They’re sometimes around the nipple depending how the surgeon went in, but this is a really weird one. It looks more like the scars I’ve seen on women who’ve had reductions then implants. Either way, bizarre choice of photoshopping.
I’ll never understand why her mother, or anyone else in her family, thinks it’s okay that she resembles a 90s porn actress. It’s depressing to look at her.
Flaunt magazine used to be better than this.
The Kardashians don’t have the ass gene either. Kim’s first husband bought her an ass, plenty of pictures to show she had a pretty flat backside before that. Khloe also bought hers relatively recently and Kourtney never traded on her booty because it’s fairly standard non bubble sized.
I was trying to remember who she was reminding me of.. that just came to me: Courtney Stodden. Trying so hard to sell that sexy barbie image which looks just so bad (except for it being sad).
If my daughter ever even thinks about this we will lock her up and have evaluated!
She has definitely had her breasts + butt done in addition to a lot of other work.
I work in the cosmetics industry and I cannot overstate how fundamentally powerful the Kardashian-Jenner sisters have been for makeup especially Kim and Kylie. I realise that makes me a bit biased but in general, as soon as she does not go overboard with the surgeries, it is fine for now.
Everyone can improve themselves. Some people like groomng, others like makeup, some like surgeries.
I think Kyle has ALREADY gone way too far w the surgeries–she’s likely had nearly a half dozen cosmetic surgeries, including nose, brow, chin, breast and butt implants. This is NOT merely “improving oneself” as w makeup and grooming, it’s risking possibly severe physical repercussions in the future. Moreover, repeated or severe elective cosmetic surgery can deform the face and body, often unalterably. While I believe cosmetic surgery can be a healthy enough option for people who are deeply dissatisfied w a physical feature or two, to change one’s ENTIRE FACE AND BODY, virtually, by way of these surgeries, is not the sign of a healthy, happy person. Nor will it lead to becoming one–in fact, can too often lead to even more dissatisfaction, and more surgeries.
This makes me feel dead inside on her behalf. Like imagine being that young and looking in the mirror and seeing this…creation that looks nothing like how you looked only a couple of years ago? On some level it must get to her occasionally? Why does she want to look like a blow up doll I don’t get it.