Who would want to marry Lance Armstrong at this point? This lady. [Dlisted]
Here’s the first glimpse of Donald Glover in the Spider-Man movie. [IDLY]
ABC’s Dirty Dancing remake was the worst. [LaineyGossip]
The new poster for Spider-Man is… um, sort of crazy. [Buzzfeed]
Kendall Jenner’s swimsuit is not what I was expecting. [Moe Jackson]
Your annual reminder that Eva Longoria is actually pretty short. [Celebslam]
I love how everyone on this list represents white male mediocrity. [Pajiba]
Lots of London premieres are being canceled. [JustJared]
Did Zac Efron have sex with Madonna?! [Seriously OMG WTF]
Jennifer Lopez makes me cringe. [Socialite Life]
I really hope that photo is not implying that he proposed to her in a boat on a lake, because that is how he proposed to Sheryl, in boat on a lake. He’s an *ss anyway, so if that’s how it happened, I wouldn’t be surprised. I hope someone posts here that he didn’t just regurgitate a proposal.
That’s the first thing I thought when I saw the picture – that he proposed to Sheryl in a boat in the middle of a lake near Aspen too. Does he propose to everyone out on a boat in the middle of a lake? Is that his go to engagement plan?
I don’t know, maybe it makes it easier to push them into the lake if they refuse his proposal, followed by a bop to the head from his paddle. The H2 history spinoff channel is doing a series on psychopaths and in the ad they show different psycopaths – serial killers, Milosevic, etc. and one of the people that they show in the ad is Lance Armstrong.
Thank you, CB poster, for generally confirming the Truth, and not getting glamNatized by celebrity. Lance is nearly a textbook psychopath. Perhaps he didn’t literally commit murder, but he killed the careers of hard working people and hoodwinked a nation. I’m ashamed to say he’s bought “friends” in Aspen, but then again, that once upon time bohemian haven is now “hAspeen”, and a den for cheeseballs of the world.
That dirty dancing remake was so awful I didn’t even make it to the horrible parental sex part. It was appalling and I feel that a part of my childhood has been desecrated. Who thought this was a good idea?!
I wonder how many years his Junior she is, I mean, we KNOW that’s what it is… That and her willingness to take Ls for him
They’ve been together 9 years and have 2 kids so she knows what he is. Maybe she’s as awful as he is. He had her take the blame for drunk driving before she finally admitted that he was driving. What kind of man would do that to the mother of his kids? He is as repulsive as it gets.
Actually, Joel Kinnaman is great casting for Takeshi Kovacs (the story explains why) and, if they get a second season, they’ll have to recast anyway.
I have always sensed something awful about Lance Armstrong. From the moment I first saw him, i shuddered – and it wasn’t in ecstasy. Maybe I have a gift?
Ha, I did too and my cyclist husband thought I was a hater for daring to suggest he wasn’t winning so many Tours without doping. I managed to restrain the urge to be smug as hell when the truth finally all came out. He’s a scumbag of the highest order. And yet he apparently has IG followers. Gross.
HIs sheister antics ripped people apart- he’s the trump of the cycling world, and thankfully he fell hard, only to be rescued by the desperate people of aspen. The orange thing will end up there too, his only “friends” the waiters, gold diggers and private ski instructors.
From the white male mediocrity list – I agree with everyone except Joel Kinnamon and Taylor Kitsch. Joel was excellent in The Killing (4 seasons on Netflix). I love that show. Gloomy atmosphere set in Seattle. Don’t watch if you’re depressed. Joel’s American accent is really great. He did spend a lot of time here. I think his dad is either American or moved here.
Kinnamon has won the equivalent of a Best Actor Oscar in Sweden. I forget the awards name, but he won it for the Swedish movie Snabba Cash, I believe. Andddd, he is sexy. But yeah, they’ve given him some odd roles – Robocop for one. He is in House of Cards as a presidential candidate.
And Kitsch. He made an impression on me in Savages – the entire cast was great. I also thought he was the only good thing in True Detective 2, but his part was small. I have not seen Friday Night Lights!
He was GREAT in Friday Night Lights. He was also pretty amazing in the HBO movie “The Normal Heart”. I’m a big fan and wish him great things 🙂
Kinnamon was outstanding in The Killing!
He had such perfect mastery of slang I couldn’t believe it when I found out he was Swedish
I also think Kinnamen and Kitsch are great. And unfortunately the blockbuster movie vehicles used to try to show case them into leading man status, were poorly written and directed. Robocop was a mess. As was Battleship. Hard to come away from those stinkers unscathed.
If Charles Manson can find a bride then he can, too. Sad.
Lol. The bar, it is indeed very low.
Your title for this….I literally busted out laughing!!
Armstrong’s net worth is estimated Mio Dollars 125. He is not that bad looking, rather classic proportions.
She had to wait very long for that ring. Btw. how comes Armstrong managed to father kids? Didn’t he lose his family jewels to cancer and then used an overdosed substitute therapy with male hormons as doping?
“… Lance and Anna have been together for almost nine years. They have two kids together (Max, 7, and Olivia, 6). Lance has three teenagers from his first marriage to Kristin Richard. …”
He froze sperm — apparently a ton of it — before cancer treatments.
That’s the source of the first three kids. These are natural I believe. I’m pretty positive the first of their kids wasn’t planned, as they had only been low key dating for a very short time.
That picture of Eva Longoria with the models. Hahahaha. I needed the laugh. Hahahaha.
I only watched 20 minutes of the Dirty Dancing, but I didn’t like it at all. The guy playing Johnny had no likability factor, no charm, nothing. Bizarre casting choice.
I LOVE the killing. She’s stunning with that amazing hair and yes! He was awesome. Everyone needs to watch it! I loved the dreary background, but Seattle is my favorite city I’ve never been to! Love the rain and gloom! 🤷🏼♀️ I like Taylor too. If Rachel M dated him, he has to be good no? He was great in FNL. I miss that show!! I was thinking he was cast as just the pretty boy but I thought he had great story lines. Lance is Boo. Go away. I feel so awful for the true athletes that trained their ass** off and never got to shine in the spotlight that they deserved bc it was all abt cheater Lance. 😭
Well its the least he could do after he made her lie to police about the drunk driving thing. The truth is out so she should know what she’s getting, and he will just surround himself with enablers as long as there are people willing to let themselves be used.