As we discussed several days ago, as part of Katy Perry’s Witness Live Stream – wherein Katy Perry live-streamed her life on YouTube for four solid days – Katy ended up “ranking” three of her ex-lovers. Her three last significant relationships were with John Mayer, Orlando Bloom and Diplo. The Diplo thing only lasted a few months, from what I remember, and it fell in between the Mayer nonsense and the Orlando stuff. Out of those three guys, the only one I would touch – but only after he was showered and de-loused – would be Diplo. John Mayer and Orly are both a giant “NO” for me, bang-wise. But Diplo is just my greasy, sleazy type for a one-night stand. Still, when Katy was asked to rank those three guys as lovers, Diplo came in last and John Mayer came in first. Katy tried to be nice about it, saying: “They’re all amazing lovers, and I would have sex with all of them when I get out of this place!”
So, long story short, Diplo felt the need to respond. And yes, “Young Ric Flair” is his current Twitter handle.
I don't even remember having sex
— young ric flair 🌍 (@diplo) June 12, 2017
I won the bronze metal in sex Olympics 🥉 pic.twitter.com/RD2PanuCue
— young ric flair 🌍 (@diplo) June 12, 2017
I know he’s trying to be funny and act like he’s not taking Katy seriously, but I loathe the response of “I don’t even remember having sex.” HATE IT. Katy was doing a silly thing with James Corden and she made it clear that she wasn’t saying Diplo was bad in bed, just that he wasn’t as good as Orlando Bloom or John Mayer (barf). I get that Diplo was insulted. But don’t act like you don’t even remember having sex with Katy Perry for the love of God. Katy probably doesn’t care though. If the d–k wasn’t good, she’s probably like “good riddance, whatever.”
Also: what is wrong with me that I would still shame f–k him?? I HAVE ISSUES.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Yeah, Kaiser what is wrong with you 😉 😛 . Of all those men, def Orlando Bloom, but only if he still had the Legolas wig.
Lol
I was so into him as Legolas
Yeah, I could spend a shallow hour with Legolas, oops I mean Orlando 🙂
Same. And the contacts.
+1
This x 100.
Damn right, what’s wrong with you? Wouldn’t come close to any of them. Girl has some wacky taste in men
Yep ! Sexy Legolas !
Lol shame fcuk. That is amazing.
It’s the suits.. He just looks good in clothes…. is shameful really how hard I’d ruin his life… I’m actually mortified I even typed this
He has a nice body and I genuinely find him attractive if he doesn’t speak. We’re terrible.
they’re all great, as long as they don’t speak 🙂
oh my lord…no…none of them. Katy Perry has the worst taste.
She does.
What about that poor scientologist dude, from the biker show? I bet he was ok. But she doesn’t want to talk about it…
He looks like the type that would abandon you if anythibg goes wrong duribg sex. Like steal your furniture, TV, laptop etc and livestream ít.
I’m glad there is enough skeeze to go around, my one night shame would be Mayer.
He has pretty hands and is tall.
I just imagine Diplo gets nervous and you’d have to talk him into everything.
Ugh I find him really hot too. …and dirty and greasy at the same time. But i would ride that so hard….and come back for more. Clearly I have issues too.
Come back at night wearing a hoodie and practically run to your car after, block his number while IN the car but unblock 3 days later? Yeah, no Me either
Diplo is hot but you know he must be one noxious bish to be frenemies with Madonna. Be sure to bring some snake bite antidote with you on that one night stand.
I would totally get down with Diplo. 😉 He’s sexy and I really like his body type. The other two, blech! Gag! Barf! But Diplo, hells yeah!
I find him sexy too :(.. (His response is pathetic though cleary he is bothered that he wasn’t number 1.)
That’s cold. What a jerk. I hope all of my exes remember being with me
He is lying some guy posted a DM where Diplo talks about how Katy gave great BJs.
Always been a classy guy this one.
Lordy, she has terrible taste in men.
I guess she is off his Christmas card list.
LOL
To be fair, I think I would be pissed too…
I can’t blame him for this either. She started it, she could have kept her mouth shut. He was just as unfunny as she was, so it’s all fair.
ITA. If she does sth stupid like ranking her ex-lovers, IMO it’s totally ok if they pay her back in kind.
I know I’d feel really uncomfortable/maybe even hurt if an ex of mine would do that.
In general she comes across as quite self-centered and thirsty.
I agree, I think he is entitled to throw a few jabs her way.
Totally agree, his response could have been far worse – he could have ”ranked” her back and was totally entitled to do so! She’s soooo thirsty and immature, as are these guys but like attracts like!
Why rank them in the first place?! Yes, she said they were all good lovers but surely she knew her comments were gonna be taken out of context eg ‘Diplo worse at sex blabla’. If any of the three guys had done that there would be major outrage but this is ok because it was all a bit of fun? Grow up, Katy.
It was just part of a frivolous game she played with Corden and I think she gave all the necessary caveats (“I hate this question”, “someone has to come third so I guess …” , “nobody was actually bad”). It was a variation on the F-, Marry or Kill games that every light hearted interview eventually asks. Its so silly to take that seriously. And to be fair, I doubt Diplo is taking it seriously.
It’s all joke for sure but there’s a difference between F, Marry and Kill, or even ranking which man you’d prefer to sleep with, and something like this. F,M&K is a popularity game. Katy, on the other hand, is talking from experience, it’s not hypothetical anymore, it’s an actual statement of who’s better and who’s worse. All the “they were all good” talk is to soften the blow, but it’s a blow nonetheless.
I don’t know how Diplo feels, I hope he finds it funny (his tweet implies otherwise), but I know many men – and women – would feel bad if put in his situation.
+1 definitely agree about the outrage if the genders were reversed in situation
Publicity. Nothing filmed is “real”, I’m sure a lot of people are behind everything that Katy said and did during that live stream.
Yup. It’s all calculated for maximum press exposure. Katy’s been so thirsty lately.
Diplo does look dirty sexy. I have no idea who he is. In my alcohol soaked years I would of hooked up with all of them!! Recovery is a beautiful thing 🙂
Hihihihi this comment is perfect!! Soooo dirty sexy 🙂
Would’ve hooked up with Mayer and Diplo during my wine soaked days. But Orlando? Never!!! Hes got the sex appeal of a shoe box lol
Katie Perry’s entire media blitz has been one continuous cringe. Why are you doing this, girl?? I get maybe she wants to be more open and free but I think her team is not going about it in a smart way. It’s very tacky to be publicly rating intimate moments. I really don’t need or care to know how Diplo rates. I don’t blame him for snarking. It’s the principle. Shut up Katie.
THIS!
Like Qweenie23 said down thread I think he’s jokingly trying to save face. I find it very unfair that 1-she can “in good fun” publicly rate intimate partners and he can’t publicly respond on jest (or even seriously because that’s TACKY!) and 2-that if the genders were reversed people would be more up in arms. 😞
Heck, even if we were talking about another female celeb, but because as of late Katy is loved for hating on Swift, then it’s allright.
i saw that yesterday and thought it was so typical male. Not being able to handle a comment like that. If he would have taken the high road, none of us would have known that he apparently is very insecure about his abilities in the sack….not.smart.
but apparently there are enough ladies on this board happy to take him on. 🙂
Yeah. Mr. Rice said that a sure-fire way of getting a man boiling mad is to say anything “bad” about “Captain Winky” or the captain’s occupation.
I mean, he is pretty hot…
Orlando every single time.
Mid- teens me would have said Orlando, no question. But now I’d consider Diplo. Relationship-wise John Mayer is a definite no, but because he gets all these pretty Hollywood women and some of them talk about him being so good, there’s a little curiosity there.
When you talk about things like this you open the door for the persons involved to respond. Keep is classy. Katy could have shut that down; but she played along and this guys gets to have his say in response. He made her look to be insignificant.
I always find it interesting when the shoe is on the other foot and the men/man gets objectified. The knee jerk reaction is never with much grace. But balk when women complain about being objectified. But at least he followed up with a better response. think the 3rd place comment was funny at least.
Diplo gives me an Anthony Kiedis circa late 90’s vibe- especially with that bleached hair (I’ve been keeping RHCP’s Calfornication on heavy rotation here lately). Anybody else see it? Might just be me, lol.
Now that you’ve mentioned it… I guess there’s a resemblance. They’re also both sleazy 😀
His horrible “don’t remember” tweet is horrible, but the bronze medal one was kind of funny.
Exaxtly! He should have known when to shut up!
Other way round you’d be complaining. If he called some chick fat you’d be going off
Met him and he is sexy /sultry in person before I knew who he was. 🔥Sorry not sorry I’d hit it!
Good for him! She tried to burn him, and he gave it right back!!!
Yeah, I took it as him trying to say that Katy isn’t even memorable in bed. (A nothingburger in bed!)
LOL!!!!
I would bang Diplo and feel no shame. He’s an ass, but he could get it.
Usually I’m on team “Celebrities publically ranking other public figures they’ve slept with is invasive & tacky UNLESS they had the permission of that celebrity discuss it first”, regardless of gender. But because 2 out of 3 of these guys have already kissed and told before (John Mayer and Diplo) I don’t think it’s a big deal in their cases.
Also, I think there’s a difference between a celebrity blabbing without permission about banging a celebrity when the fact that they were in a relationship has already been public knowledge, and blabbing without permission when it’s a private hook-up or when the person was under 18 at the time. It’s a different level of inappropriate and a different level of risk to the other party. Same with outing people as anything other than straight if they’re not ready to be public with that.
I’d ride John Mayer into the next millennium. The guys that are the worst for you are always the best in bed
Ok so not just me then? I’d lose his number right afterward of course but there’s just something about him that tells me the sex would be crazy, dirty, good.
Am I the only one who thinks his tweet is kind of a joke? Sort of a witty response to an embarrassing claim made by her? I dunno it made me laugh.
I thought it was funny? 🤷🏽♀️
All four of these people are pretty gross, including Katy for going there.
The only one I’d go for would be Orly, who’s inoffensive enough and still has that Legolas thing going for him. Mayer’s racism is a deal breaker, and Diplo doesn’t appeal much to me.
SURE JAN!
Well, she ranked him as the worst sex she had out of three men so yeah, I think he’s allowed to have at least one snarky comment back.
kaiser, i have a haz-mat sex suit left over from my single days. perfect for those dudes who you shouldn’t but gotta do…;p
also, in the interest of equal opportunity: it works for those ladies who you shouldn’t but gotta do…lol.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas should apply to the bedroom too.
See… I don’t like any of them but if I had to choose a shame f*ck it would be John Mayer. It seems like that’s the only thing he’d ever do right… like he wouldn’t even have to be kinky or dirty… he’d just lay it down right and afterward you’d have the best sleep of your life. Maybe I just want to literally sleep more than anything in my life and that’s the true motivation behind this vote. Baha!
I don’t know why she ranked them publicly. We’d think a guy was disgusting if he did that. And no guy is going to take it well if you put them in last place.
So, if he responded, it’s because she brought it up. Where does Katy Perry rank against MIA?
Am I the only one wondering why Russel Brand wasn’t ranked?
Barf I can’t believe she had sex with Diplo who isn’t event a good DJ. I am sure Douche Mayer would be glad to pick up where they left so it wouldn’t surprise me to see them back together.
What’s going on with Katy Perry? She’s acting extremely weird in this tour.
I’d probably boredom-fuck any of the three, tbh. Living in rural Kentucky is pretty damn boring and I refuse to date a Trump supporter or a dude with weird mommy issues, so I’m stuck being single until I make my escape. So sure, I’ll test ’em out LOLOL
No class
Her taste in men is just horrible! John Mayer? Diplo?? Naked Orlando paddle boarding with his **** out? And the gum-stuck-under-your-shoe ex husband – Katey get a grip!! They’re all the least appealing men I’ve ever seen, John Mayers face alone is a commercial for celibacy and a life as a freaking nun!!