It’s a hard-knock life for a boy toy. All of that work, the heavy lifting, the formal denials you’re a boy toy. Such is the life of Jesus Luz. Jesus’ sugar mama Madonna decided to give her special boy a treat for being so devoted. And yes, writing that made me gag a little. Madonna is shelling out thousands of dollars for Jesus to take spinning lessons from a famous DJ. Not only that, Madge bought Jesus $30,000 worth of new equipment. An unnamed source, speaking to The Sun, calls Jesus “spoiled”. They also claim that Madonna “corrects” Jesus’ speech when he makes a mistake. Jeez, Mom. Literally! Jesus, Mom.

MADONNA is paying a top DJ to teach boyfriend JESUS LUZ how to spin the decks.

The Queen Of Pop is spending a small fortune getting Eric Jao, aka DJ Enferno, to give her Brazilian toyboy expert tuition.

Madge has also spent £30,000 on equipment for her fella.

A source said: “She spares no expense with Jesus — he’s really spoiled.”

At least he has got his own mind on music.

The source added: “She hopes he’ll get into old-school hip hop but he’s into techno.”

Madge is so keen to mould her man she’s giving him style tips and corrects his speech too.

What next — licking her hankie and cleaning the corners of his mouth?

[From The Sun]

Throughout the months, I’ve struggled to figure out the dynamics of Madonna and Jesus’ relationship. For a while, I could buy that they were hot for each other. After all, when he gets cleaned up, Jesus is pretty cute, and Madonna’s appeal for men has always been… there. But now I’ve started to think it’s not even about the sex. I really think their relationship is based more on sugar-mama/dumb boy-toy. Madge wants to be with someone low-maintenance, someone she doesn’t have to share her assets with beyond the “gifts” she gives. All of which is fine, more power to her, it‘s her life. But I’d hate to have a boyfriend that I treated like a spoiled son.