Porn Queen Jenna Jameson had her gigantic breast implants removed, and looks a lot less scary. I’m not going to say she looks good, because that would imply that weighing 74 pounds looks good. But it looks better than weighing 74 pounds with 20 pound implants strapped on. Jameson had the implants removed to mark her retirement from the porn industry. While most businesses mark your retirement with a gold watch, removing your implants seems like a pretty sensible porn equivalent. The only thing that would complete the cycle would be if she then sold them on eBay. No word on that though. Jenna says that she now is a lot more comfortable with her body, and no longer feels self-conscious about the implants. Apparently before, she was – gasp! – shy at the beach! She also was a modest granny, and often wore high-necked clothes when she wasn’t partaking in porn-related activities. Jameson gave the lowdown to US Weekly.

On how removing the implants changed her:
“Even for women with naturally large boobs, getting a reduction is so freeing. I feel like I can stand up straighter…before, when I jogged, I had to hold my boobs. I looked like I was molesting myself!”

On how she felt postsurgery:
“Ecstatic. The first thing I did when I got home was open my bra. I wasn’t supposed to but I did. I was so happy, I cried. It was like looking into the mirror when I was 17.”

On whether she’s done with porn forever:
“Yes. A hundred percent.”

On who will play her in a movie about her life:
“I would love Scarlett Johansson to play me. I think Rachel McAdams is amazing, and Sienna Miller.”

On celebrating her one-year anniversary with boyfriend Tito:
“I had my surgery while he was in Iraq on a USO tour. He was so excited: ‘I’m coming home to brand new boobies.’”

[From US Weekly]

I love the actresses she wants to play her. Two out of three are very elegant and pretty, and it makes sense that someone would like them, but they’re waaaaay above Jenna Jameson. Sienna Miller would probably be good though. And she’s not about much of anyone. While Jameson is done with porn forever, she will continue to run her porn-related business ventures, like her $30 million-a-year ClubJenna empire. She’ll also be working on her comic book and a clothing line. I’m guessing that clothing line will be filled with high-necked garments, since that’s what Jameson prefers.

Picture note by JayBird: Here’s Jenna at the Annual “Night of 100 Stars” Oscar Gala in February. Image thanks to PR Photos.