I’m certainly not the first person to call Paris Hilton a big dirty skank. And I certainly won’t be the last. But with every skanky revelation about the miniature pooch loving heirhead, I lose just a little more respect for her. “How is there any respect to be lost for Paris at this point?” you might logically ask. I have no idea how the hell it works, I just know that I never seem to run out of the ability to respect her less. It doesn’t really make sense when you lay it out in one of those logical, philosophical arguments with As, IVs, and ii. But it’s all there, I guarantee you.

According to the Daily News, Paris has had to once again defend her sexuality. And by that I mean both her promiscuity and her orientation. But now website Hollywoodinterrupted.com (run by a guy who also wrote a book called “Six Degrees of Paris Hilton) claims to have an interview with a woman who says she and Hilton once stripped down to nothing in front of a group of guys in Vegas. The woman, Elizabeth Jawhary, says she and others were paid for it, but never says Paris did it for cash. Apparently, she just did it for the hell of it.

Naturally, Hilton is denying the whole thing.

Paris Hilton finds a lot of things “hot,” but the idea of once taking part in a lesbian sex show is not one of them. For the past six years, the heiress has done her best to prove she’s more than a girl who … well, you know what she did on that sex tape that her skeevy ex-boyfriend sold.

But now, having gone on to a half-dozen movie roles, two books, a CD, and fragrance and footwear lines, she’s fending off the claim of a woman who says she and Paris once stripped for high-rollers in Vegas.

“[Hilton] flew down to Vegas,” Mark Ebner reports Elizabeth Jawhary as saying on HollywoodInterrupted.com. “We partied pretty hard.” According to Jawhary, some Hollywood players would “pay for girl-on-girl action. I’d be there. And they’d pay to watch.”

Jawhary alleges that, on at least one night, Paris joined in. “Paris got naked, and the girls would get naked,” she claims. She says the guys would pay her $5,000 for a private show, though she never saw Paris accept any money, according to Ebner, author of “Six Degrees of Paris Hilton.”

A rep for Hilton tells us that claims that the heiress was involved in any such adventure are “totally untrue and a complete fabrication.” Jawhary, now 30 and living a different life in Texas, couldn’t be reached for comment.

[From the Daily News]

Of course she couldn’t be reached for comment, except to give the salacious quotes for the original story. Funny how that works. Not that I’d ever defend Paris or whatever’s going on between her legs. I doubt there is a single sex act she hasn’t performed. Stripping has got to be nothing for her. Is it really such a stretch to believe that if she’d take it off just for fun with a bunch of other girls, she’d take it off for a wad of $100? Or $1000? Do they make $1000 bills anymore? Okay I know for a fact that they don’t, but if they ever brought the $1000 bill back into circulation, I’d push for Paris’ wonky face to be dead center. Or if she refused to pose for it, maybe some hybrid sketch of Paris morphed with Miss Piggy. Sounds about right.

I think this Mark Ebner sounds totally shady and he’s got a bunch of self-serving gossip going on – and an non-locatable source. That said, it’s Paris. Tell me she starred in a naked underwater sea entertainment show with a manatee and a dead pirate and I’d probably believe it. Really though, the only way to prove the veracity of all this would be to produce some pictures. And frankly, I’d rather just speculate than have to look at something like that.

Here’s Paris shooting a commercial for her new hair products line in Malibu on May 30th. Images thanks to Pacific Coast News.